Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=C Fombarlet]A few years ago, there was a cute little gal that worked day shift at YS named Sophia. Hung around a bit with Mena, as I recall. She was short, brunette, had a nice round butt and very muscular arms. Kind of reminded me of Rosie the Riveter posters during WWII. She was a TON of fun. I've asked folks from time to time but never gotten any leads.

And (as an aside) for afficionados of TUSCL. What is it with the annoying little man on the YS board? Isn't that the damnedest thing you've ever seen? Been going on for years. Maybe somebody that works there, but jeeeez, that's a lot of energy for not a helluvalotta payback.

Go figger.[/QUOTE]

Sophia was working there last Spring (ran into her after a Spring Training game and reconnected a couple times). At that time she was also working at the Super Cuts at a mall in Clearwater (forgive me if it's a different quick-cuttery kind of irrelevant, since she was "let go" from that place between the second and third time I saw her). Then one day she just flitted away again. So who knows, maybe she'll pop back into YS again or is working at another club. She was an amazing amount of fun in back.

As for that annoying guy, I thought was at that other club listing -- the one that doesn't require registration.

Tucker40,

Here's a link to the "thread. " I believe I originally hyperlinked to TUSCL, but over the years, perhaps the original TUSCL evolved into a registration site, etc. And this one spun off. I forget exactly.

[url]http://www.stripclublist.com/m.asp?c=7449[/url]

This is a great resource overall. I reference it when I travel. You can click back on the bread crumbs to search pretty much any club in the US.

As JHS 42 referenced, this TALM (the annoying little man) thread is one of the damnedest phenomena I have ever witnessed. This person has posted non-stop on this site every day for years. Essentially saying the same thing over and over. If you were smart, I suppose you could develop an application to post for you, but he can't be doing that because the verbiage always changes. It's clearly not auto-generated by some program. The only other semi-reasonable possibility is that it has been maintained by people who work at the club. Receptionists have to do something, I guess.

Barring that, just to ponder the sheer amount of energy and dedication it takes to do something like this leads one down some pretty creepy pathways. In a Richard Ramirez/John Wayne Gacy kind of way. To say "obsession" is putting it mildly. In fact, has anyone ever seen Richard Ramirez and the annoying little man in the same place at the same time?

Coincidence?

On a brighter note. Sophia, if you're out there and still welding (I believe that was her artistic medium), don't hesitate to PM me and the rest of your fans! We'll buy lunch. And whatever else is on the menu.

Cheers
[QUOTE=Tucker40]Sophia was working there last Spring (ran into her after a Spring Training game and reconnected a couple times). At that time she was also working at the Super Cuts at a mall in Clearwater (forgive me if it's a different quick-cuttery kind of irrelevant, since she was "let go" from that place between the second and third time I saw her). Then one day she just flitted away again. So who knows, maybe she'll pop back into YS again or is working at another club. She was an amazing amount of fun in back.

As for that annoying guy, I thought was at that other club listing -- the one that doesn't require registration.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tucker40]As for that annoying guy, I thought was at that other club listing -- the one that doesn't require registration.[/QUOTE]

I think it is the strip club list site and not tuscl. I stop in and read the YS section every once in a while. Some of his stuff is kind of funny but it does make the site pretty useless.

My feeling is that it is a former employee or customer who holds some kind of a grudge. They need to let it go.

I bet they (LE) will be more active on both sides of the bay after this story.

[url]http://www.theledger.com/article/20090516/NEWS/905175001/1410?Title=Busted-Tampa-Sex-Ring-Enslaved-Women[/url]

Claims they were sex slaves at strip clubs.

You're right...it is Stripclublist, not TUSCL.

I was pretty bummed out when TUSCL went to a pay model, because I thought it was the better of the two. You can get a limited time membership by submitting reports, though, so I will occasionally draw on my vast mental reservoir of strip club experiences to post a report and get access for a couple weeks if I'm going to a new city for work and I'm trying to pick up as much as I can about the local offerings.

Of course, USASexGuide is always my reference of choice, because both of those sites tend to be pretty subtle when referring to anything beyond your typical lapdance...and that's not necessarily what I'm there for.

[QUOTE=Originalwook]I did venture down to Tampa on Sat. to checkout YS and left wishing I had just stayed at home. Aside from the aforementioned Chevon, there was not much to see. A few new dancers and if you like them tall with wide hips and plenty of tats, you are in luck. Me, that is not my cup of tea so I was bummed at the lack of talent.

Donnie, manager and closet perv was there as well. He spends way to much time checking the rooms. It is almost impossible to have any fun with him around. I much prefer Chuck and the afternoon shift. He hardly seems to care what goes on. Guess I will just need to start visiting in the afternoons and give the night shift a rest.[/QUOTE]It was 3mo ago and I was having a real nice dance w\victoria & he stop it ask me to leave & fired the poor girl.

[QUOTE=Chola]It was 3mo ago and I was having a real nice dance w\victoria & he stop it ask me to leave & fired the poor girl.[/QUOTE]

She should be back soon, that is how the game there is played. She breaks the rules, gets and big fine and is fired. In a couple of weeks she should be back again.

Plus, tell her to listen for his keys. He wears a big ring of keys and he will usually jingle them before he walks into the vip rooms.

Decided to stop in at Mons Venus last night . It was dead by Mons standards. Very Dead. You could actually walk around the stage without bumping into people. No lines as the mens room. No waiting for a spot for a dance. The couches were never full. First time I have ever seen it that way.

Because of the crowd, the ladies, always pushy, were extra pushy last night. I couldn't breath with having to say no. In my experience you say no once or twice and they leave you alone. Not last night. Some girls I had to tell no at least 10 times. Made the experience very unpleasant.

As for the talent. Way below par. Worst I have ever seen. I have my own type of girl, but there were maybe only 3 or 4 girls in the place that I would have even considered to spend my hard earned money on. I like black and latin women. For latin women, more specifically South American women.Only one Hispanic dancer and she was an average PR girl. 4 or 5 Black girls, only 2 were worth my cash. I watched them dance and I was not impressed so I passed on them also.

Finally spotted a girl I liked and partaked in a few dances. Her name was Haley. I thought she was South American. Very exotic looking woman. Ended up, she was a white girl who has lived in Tampa all her life. But she had the look I like. Was very nice. Wasn't getting much business. After my first go around, I stayed for another hour looking around and making sure I didn't miss anyone. I finally decided to partake with Haley again. This girl is very beautiful. White girl with brownish blond hair and looks like she could have a bit of Colombian or Venezuelan, or Argentian in her.Wasn't your typical looking blond. As hot as she was, her, like all the other girls were not making any money. Alot of non spenders in there. It would be hard to turn down Haley but many did. I can now see how bad the economy is for everyone.

If ever there was a time for Takeout at Mons, I believe now would be the time.

Although Haley was great, if I had been a first timer to Mons last night, I would have not been impressed. Where are all those laid off hot Secretaries at? I was figuring I would see more hotties in there than less.

Oh well. I found the right girl and had a good time, except for the constant bombardment of the phase "You Wanna Dance?" SO it was all good!

Cruised in on Wednesday night between 10 and 11. I walked into a showtime coming offstage and had to fend off the special from every dancer before I got a bottle of water.

The only dancer that caught my eye was a cute tight young spinner, the rest were not, and as usual she was the only one that did not approach me once or twice during the showtime but disappeared in the back.
I thought I would warm up at the stage for awhile in case the spinner came out for a stage dance.

Nope, but within 15 minutes there was another showtime and the spinner again was the only dancer that did not come by, but instead sat at the back of the room. I should have taken this as a sign but on my way back from tipping at the stage I shot her a couple of long glances. Finally she came over, sat on the arm of my chair and asked if I wanted a dance? I said "probably but I don't even know you". Said her name was "Iriana" (probably wrong spelling) It was hard to hear but she said with an "I" not an "A". Extremely cute, somewhat hispanic/black, whatever, nice mix. Said she had been there 6 months and this was the first club she danced at.

I asked what kind of special dances she had and she said 3 for 50 and you take care of me I'll take care of you. This all sounded good and that body was bangin so off to the VIP!

She was careful to wait till the next song before starting. Now she was wearing some kind of a strappy bathing suit with a separate top. A bit into the first dance the top came off, lots of hard fast gyrating, I asked her to slow down, but she didn't take the hint. She didn't take the bottom off til into the 2nd dance, then SURPRISE she had a thong on under that!

I was not sure that was coming off until I said "I thought this was full nude dancing.
Part way into the 3rd dance the thong came off.

So I got a bikini dance, followed by a topless dance, followed by a nude dance.
Worst of all the meager contact was far from sensual or erotic. In fact it was so hard and fast I was happy when it ended!

I don't know if this girl was really clueless or just had a well developed routine to minimize any real fun.

I have had so many good times over the years at Ybor Strip, but now it has really become Scarletts.

So no having to park over at the Taco Bell for Venus you say?

I've never understood why anyone would fly to Vegas. Drop the extra and spend $500 on a ticket to Amsterdam. If you don't need Luxury Suites, you can grab a small room for $80 - $100 US per night once you are there. The food is cheap and amazing, the beer is like nectar and the Red Light girls don't mess around. $50EU for 15 mins (negotiable) works out to $70US currently, and that $50EU can buy you everything if you know how to negotiate.

Of course, you can also smoke hash and eat mushrooms while you're drinking fantastic beer and banging model-quality Eastern Europeans and Thai girls... I've seen that Bunny Ranch show on HBO and you'd have to be crazy to spend more than $100 on those swamp donkeys. The Red Light District has endless rows and alleys full of windows to select from, and it's a Buyer's Market.

They have a VERY nice (think James Bond) casino in the middle of town too, so Vegas officially has NOTHING on Amsterdam. Your $1,200 will take you a LOT farther (no geographic pun intended) in Amsterdam than Vegas.

[QUOTE=Rbojangles]

Of course, you can also smoke hash and eat mushrooms while you're drinking fantastic beer and banging model-quality Eastern Europeans and Thai girls... I've seen that Bunny Ranch show on HBO and you'd have to be crazy to spend more than $100 on those swamp donkeys. The Red Light District has endless rows and alleys full of windows to select from, and it's a Buyer's Market.




Swamp donkeys.....ha ha. The one who I think is butt ugly is Air Force Amy. There is not enough beer in the world that would me want that skank. Although, I would love to tap Isabella Soprano.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29][QUOTE=Rbojangles]Swamp donkeys.....ha ha. The one who I think is butt ugly is Air Force Amy. There is not enough beer in the world that would me want that skank. Although, I would love to tap Isabella Soprano.[/QUOTE]

I've seen the show a few times and I don't find any of them that appealing. Maybe if seen live and in living color they might be better looking but I doubt it. Just another group of marginally attractive women who think big fake boobs will make them desirable...

[QUOTE=Rbojangles]I've never understood why anyone would fly to Vegas. Drop the extra and spend $500 on a ticket to Amsterdam. If you don't need Luxury Suites, you can grab a small room for $80 - $100 US per night once you are there. The food is cheap and amazing, the beer is like nectar and the Red Light girls don't mess around. $50EU for 15 mins (negotiable) works out to $70US currently, and that $50EU can buy you everything if you know how to negotiate.

Of course, you can also smoke hash and eat mushrooms while you're drinking fantastic beer and banging model-quality Eastern Europeans and Thai girls... I've seen that Bunny Ranch show on HBO and you'd have to be crazy to spend more than $100 on those swamp donkeys. The Red Light District has endless rows and alleys full of windows to select from, and it's a Buyer's Market.

They have a VERY nice (think James Bond) casino in the middle of town too, so Vegas officially has NOTHING on Amsterdam. Your $1,200 will take you a LOT farther (no geographic pun intended) in Amsterdam than Vegas.[/QUOTE]

Better get there quick. The Amsterdam Powers-that-be having been reading the American book on "How To Screw Up Everything In Order To Save Society".

The Red Light District alleyways are being bought out and the girls forced to go underground. The claim is that there's a lot of "criminal element" in the financial dealings that has to be stopped.

Still, there are other places in Europe.

Mal

[QUOTE=Rbojangles]I've never understood why anyone would fly to Vegas. Drop the extra and spend $500 on a ticket to Amsterdam. If you don't need Luxury Suites, you can grab a small room for $80 - $100 US per night once you are there. The food is cheap and amazing, the beer is like nectar and the Red Light girls don't mess around. $50EU for 15 mins (negotiable) works out to $70US currently, and that $50EU can buy you everything if you know how to negotiate.

Of course, you can also smoke hash and eat mushrooms while you're drinking fantastic beer and banging model-quality Eastern Europeans and Thai girls... I've seen that Bunny Ranch show on HBO and you'd have to be crazy to spend more than $100 on those swamp donkeys. The Red Light District has endless rows and alleys full of windows to select from, and it's a Buyer's Market.

They have a VERY nice (think James Bond) casino in the middle of town too, so Vegas officially has NOTHING on Amsterdam. Your $1,200 will take you a LOT farther (no geographic pun intended) in Amsterdam than Vegas.[/QUOTE]One of the best things about having been stationed in Europe was my frequent trips to Amsterdam. It was a long train ride, but worth the time. I couldn't partake in any of the mushroom or pot or hash activities because of surprise piss tests, but window shopping in the Red Light District made up for it.

Saw this on TBO.com...

The Long Island Lolita is all grown up now and she's traded her prison garb for stripper's lingerie.

Amy Fisher, who has gone from teenage other-woman-shooter to prison wench to writer, will dance at an Independence Day weekend show at the Déjà Vu strip club.

[url]http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/19/long-island-lolita-dance-deja-vu-strip-club/news-breaking/[/url]

Lock up your husbands ladies, Amy is coming to town!

They should rename this place, I had a good time there. Well worth checking out but 90 percent dark meat dancers dunno not my thing, but did dance with two of the three whiteys there and left happy. Maybe it was the particular night I went there.

Off topic what with this new trend with providers on there periods. I think it's a new scam making the rounds to avoid having to perform fs. This happened to me three times in one day and it cannot be a coincidence, let's just say several girls in the greater Tampa area won't be shiting right for a few weeks, I don't play that krap.

Seniors can pm me for names and recos.

[url]http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/19/long-island-lolita-dance-deja-vu-strip-club/news-breaking/[/url]

Can you believe it? Amy Fisher is going to be in Tampa stripping. You almost can't make this stuff up.

Sure I'm tempted to go but I'm also tempted to keep my $20.

[QUOTE=Dboyc][url]http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/19/long-island-lolita-dance-deja-vu-strip-club/news-breaking/[/url]

Can you believe it? Amy Fisher is going to be in Tampa stripping. You almost can't make this stuff up.

Sure I'm tempted to go but I'm also tempted to keep my $20.[/QUOTE]



You will be better off staying home. Her pimp/husband has already said it is more of a erotic show then a strip show. Translation: She will not be nude. For your $20 you can say you saw her in person and maybe had your picture taken with her. Big fuckin deal!!!!!!

How much do you guys end up paying at a strip club.

Made an unplanned trip to Tampa on Sat. so I decided to stop in at Ybor Strip. Thirty minutes into the visit I was asking myself "Why"?

No Chevon, no Danny, no Necie and no fun. The security trolls were more intrusive with their constant visits to check on the VIP rooms than normal. I am really starting to think that night shift is not the time to visit any more.

As far as the other dancers go, it was pretty bad. Way too much ink on display. No I don't mind a subtle tattoo on a dancer but some of these girls have gone into tattoo overkill. I got a dance from a cute little girl whose name escapes me but she was covered with tattoos. If I had seen her on stage before hand, I never would have gotten the dance. I swear she had eyeballs tattooed on her ass! One eyeball on each cheek. She would be over and it was like someone was staring back at me! And they were the worst dances I have had there in a long time too. Mostly air and very, very little contact.

I'm really starting to like the Doll House in Jax more than YS. I think I'll head north instead of south next time.

[QUOTE=Prea51]How much do you guys end up paying at a strip club.[/QUOTE]

And you are asking why? Trying to figure out how much to bring?

Yea, and also so I know if it's something I'd want to bother with.

Does anyone know any clubs where I can find Asian strippers?

There is a hot girl of Vietnamese descent at Bottoms Up in St. Pete, I've seen her on the weekends, have not sampled her dances.


[QUOTE=Legalize it]Does anyone know any clubs where I can find Asian strippers?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Legalize it]Does anyone know any clubs where I can find Asian strippers?[/QUOTE]

At the OZ, there is a half Lao/White. She has blond hair, quite tall. Not 100% Asian but...

Don't forget Latin America can be 1/2 the cost and 1/2 the time. Current round trip ticket on AA is $218 plus tax.

Just wondering if anyone happened to to checkout the Long Island Lolita at Deja Vu. Couldn't make it due to 4th of July festivities.

[QUOTE=Smutmeister]Just wondering if anyone happened to to checkout the Long Island Lolita at Deja Vu. Couldn't make it due to 4th of July festivities.[/QUOTE]

Yes, she shot my date in the head and tried to make me go to the VIP with her!

[QUOTE=Eye Myt]Yes, she shot my date in the head and tried to make me go to the VIP with her![/QUOTE]

With Tonya Harding and Loreena Bobbitt - LOL :)

Seriously, I have to wonder how some of these "One Clit Wonders" do on the Strip Club circuit. I know that some of the Nationally known porn stars do the Strip Club circuit. Has anyone received any extras (other than an autograph) from one of them. I'd be interested in any stories about porn star - strip club encounters.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush] I'd be interested in any stories about porn star - strip club encounters.[/QUOTE]
I saw Tobe Kai once at a strip club in another state. I got one lap dance, at something like twice the going rate, maybe more, it's been a while. She was very nice, there were a lot of people around - I don't recall if there was no back room or she just didn't go back there. She made a lot of money on lap dances and DVD sales in a very short time.

I was surprised she was both a bit taller (stripper shoes) and thicker than in her DVDs, but definitely her. This was at least five years ago, maybe more. Nice novelty thing to do once. I recall one of her fans was following her around to every club she toured. Some would say stalking, but apparently harmless and giving her lots of money.

I don't doubt that with some, given the right amount of money and maybe charm, you'd be able to arrange a "private shoot". But way out of my budget/league.

[QUOTE=Sawsy]I saw Tobe Kai once at a strip club in another state. I got one lap dance, at something like twice the going rate, maybe more, it's been a while. She was very nice, there were a lot of people around - I don't recall if there was no back room or she just didn't go back there. She made a lot of money on lap dances and DVD sales in a very short time.

I was surprised she was both a bit taller (stripper shoes) and thicker than in her DVDs, but definitely her. This was at least five years ago, maybe more. Nice novelty thing to do once. I recall one of her fans was following her around to every club she toured. Some would say stalking, but apparently harmless and giving her lots of money.

I don't doubt that with some, given the right amount of money and maybe charm, you'd be able to arrange a "private shoot". But way out of my budget/league.[/QUOTE]


The only porn star I would go out of my way to meet is Kaylani Lei. She is a natural beauty unlike most porn stars who are hard looking with lots of make-up. Kaylani is only 4 ft 11. I have seen several of her soft porn movies on HBO, would love to see the non-HBO ones. When she is on the screen, I can just sit back and take matters into my own hands.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]The only porn star I would go out of my way to meet is Kaylani Lei. She is a natural beauty unlike most porn stars who are hard looking with lots of make-up. Kaylani is only 4 ft 11. I have seen several of her soft porn movies on HBO, would love to see the non-HBO ones. When she is on the screen, I can just sit back and take matters into my own hands.[/QUOTE]

She's definitely worth a closer look. A while back, I saw her in "Rawhide", a xxx version.

Many years ago, I got a lap dance and picture from Jenna Jameson when she performed at the Deja Vu. She was sexy as hell and very personable. I forget the cost of the dance but I did not wash to knee she rubber up against while nude for months. LOL

Regards, the Old Centurion

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]I'd be interested in any stories about porn star - strip club encounters.[/QUOTE]Many years ago, Gauge was featuring at a club in my fair city. I was able to set something up via her website. I saw her the night before her appearance at the club. This was prior to her marriage. It was not inexpensive but was less than I was prepared to pay. It was a couple of hours in her hotel and I had a good time. What struck me was just how tiny a young lady she is- Well proportioned and every bit as attractive as her videos suggest. She got into some positions that I'd only read about prior to our meeting.

I thought about going to the club the next night to see her show but didn't. Not much point just looking when I'd been there done that. LOL.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]The only porn star I would go out of my way to meet is Kaylani Lei. She is a natural beauty unlike most porn stars who are hard looking with lots of make-up. Kaylani is only 4 ft 11. I have seen several of her soft porn movies on HBO, would love to see the non-HBO ones. When she is on the screen, I can just sit back and take matters into my own hands.[/QUOTE]

She was at Deja Vu out on Adamo not too many years ago; probably in the last five or six. I didn't get a chance to go. A google search also shows she was at the Nightmoves thing last October. Sorry.

Visiting Tampa for business again; branched out to 2001, but they play too clean there for me. Hot girls and reasonable contact though.

Then back to old standby Ybor Strip mid-day.

Joey, good-smelling gal, for 150 full service. Great time.

You guys have no idea how well you have it down here!

I checked out this non-alcohol bar this week. Very nice selection, probably 12 girls on a Monday night.

Extra's are definately available. Rub and tug for less than $ it seemed to be the going rate. $$ for a blow and go.

Nice place actually.

Went this past Tuesday and it was dead. Probably 5 or 6 girls, nobody looked happy. Bartender acted annoyed by me buying a drink. Was tippin' like a mofo, but none of them came by to talk. I've always had a good time in the past. Not sure if it was a bad night, or that place is just going downhill.

Went saterday night. Stage show was better than the private dances. I will stick to weekday nights.