Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Smackthatass]



The one I avoid at all cost is 73rd Aroma on Park Blvd. The girls always complain about each other and say the owner is a complete pain and money hungry monger. I swear the place smells like a piss rag or something. I cannot recommend this place for my grandmother to wash her ass in.

I stopped in this place once to get some info. The woman who greeted me at the door looked like a SW. On a scale of 1 to 10, I would give her a 4. Bad teeth, arm covered in tattoos. Certainly not worth the money they are probably charging.

Missing teeth and doesn't even make a decent number on the street walker scale. That is freaking pathetic...

All I can say is when you talk to the so called owner and she promises you one thing and then now we have a variety of guys saying they have issues this is just bad business practices.

To any of you that have gone on my recommendations I do apologize. I will get a better review of a few other MP/AMP and see which ones are rating a little higher

CB needs to get a code word from June so we can fill her pocketbook up with some coins.

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29][QUOTE=Smackthatass]



The one I avoid at all cost is 73rd Aroma on Park Blvd. The girls always complain about each other and say the owner is a complete pain and money hungry monger. I swear the place smells like a piss rag or something. I cannot recommend this place for my grandmother to wash her ass in.

I stopped in this place once to get some info. The woman who greeted me at the door looked like a SW. On a scale of 1 to 10, I would give her a 4. Bad teeth, arm covered in tattoos. Certainly not worth the money they are probably charging.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]To any of you that have gone on my recommendations I do apologize. I will get a better review of a few other MP/AMP and see which ones are rating a little higher [/QUOTE]All was not lost RC. I had a good experience after your recommendation with Leslie. Ya, she had tats and a pierced tongue, but a tall and hard body made up for it. A great teasing rub and an awesome finish for. 75 less than most AMPs I've been to.

The 2nd time was horrible, that Asian looks NOTHING like the pics they post.

Memo to the ladies: A rub is for relaxation, when a guy indicates that he is ticklish in a certain area, and you keep tickling him there, HOW THE F*** IS HE SUPPOSED TO RELAX!

As for the piss rag smell, is the kimchi smell really any better?

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[QUOTE=Four For 5]
As for the piss rag smell, is the kimchi smell really any better?

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And most AMPS even have mints by the door. The trick is getting the girls to suck on one. Sometimes I think they are quicker to stick their tongues anywhere else than on a mint!. What can we do? Peppermint condoms???


ps - RCONSULTANT- you are the "Alpha Monger" here and there is no need to apologize re: 73rd. You have always given out good info. Places change, girls lie, some girls even change what they will do and for how much within the same day. That's why YMMV is such a reality in this hobby and why it's important to rely on the "current" reports and not the past ones. A great example is the legendary "Osaka Spa" in Tampa which is now the "Osuka Spa"

Two posts for one so I can combine this-

Four4Five-I'm happy somebody got to use a little intel and pound a shrub senseless and got some results. Plus you saved some coin at Leslie's bargain basement dollar days. WoW!! I better start cutting coupons to get some better deals out there--LOL!

CB:
Thanks for the props, I just get around now and then. Plus when you have lived in the area your whole life you just know where the shizz is going down most the time.
Seems like the Ho's are trying to ghost ride out on the mongers alot more these days. So you are right stay on top of your A-game or you will be looking at an empty wallet from these ho's.

Happy Hunting..



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And most AMPS even have mints by the door. The trick is getting the girls to suck on one. Sometimes I think they are quicker to stick their tongues anywhere else than on a mint!. What can we do? Peppermint condoms???


ps - RCONSULTANT- you are the "Alpha Monger" here and there is no need to apologize re: 73rd. You have always given out good info. Places change, girls lie, some girls even change what they will do and for how much within the same day. That's why YMMV is such a reality in this hobby and why it's important to rely on the "current" reports and not the past ones. A great example is the legendary "Osaka Spa" in Tampa which is now the "Osuka Spa"
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[QUOTE=Four For 5]All was not lost RC. I had a good experience after your recommendation with Leslie. Ya, she had tats and a pierced tongue, but a tall and hard body made up for it. A great teasing rub and an awesome finish for. 75 less than most AMPs I've been to.

The 2nd time was horrible, that Asian looks NOTHING like the pics they post.

Memo to the ladies: A rub is for relaxation, when a guy indicates that he is ticklish in a certain area, and you keep tickling him there, HOW THE F*** IS HE SUPPOSED TO RELAX!

As for the piss rag smell, is the kimchi smell really any better?

4[/QUOTE]

I stopped in there quite a while ago and was not at all impressed with either the looks or attitudes of the staff. Haven't been back since! Can have a much better time with the likes of Hott Diana (Kristen Mcm****) for a lot less $$$$$! IMO the place was mostly a ripoff with promises only partially kept by the staff. Odor there was an issue as well. Why should an 'aromatherapy' joint smell like an old saloon? Beesches need to wash their azzes and their clothes!

Looking for info on Tropical Garden an Final Touch. The girls don't seem to be Asian. What is the aroma therapy? What else goes on?
Pm me if needed.

[QUOTE=R Consultant]
CB needs to get a code word from June so we can fill her pocketbook up with some coins.
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I was hungry so I had lunch with June at Body Temple. She likes sausage, so she had a Weinerschnitzel and a Tossed salad meal with a couple of walnuts.

As for me, I had a small box lunch and a tossed salad with 2 containers of milk. Not wanting to see me hungry, she encouraged me to eat as much as I wanted. As we ate we discovered it turns out we both live on 69th ave.

We both had some pound cake for desert while we discussed political issues. June and I took many different positions. When the meal was about over, the icing on the cake suddenly appeared.

The more "relaxed" June rewarded me by becoming very responsive and more friendly and innovative in our session. I really learned a few more tricks this lady can do to help make me relax. By the time I left, June had completely drained me of my tension and I was very satisfied.

I also talked to June about my disappointment in hearing of friend Moto Monger's bad session. Without getting into too many details - the girls are scared, when they have a 1st time customer. They don't know if it is Uncle LEO or a legit hobbyist. And MM in his post noted he was a little "reserved". This can raise a few red flags with the girls, when they do not know you.

So I took RC's suggestion and she now has a code phrase to validate future visitors who are hungry for lunch. Senior and contributing members pm me for details.

I have used the code word system for years and years. It works well within a group of people who are in the click. It stops any unwanted visitors on both sides of the fence.

Then the guys when since the girl will be relaxed and do what they do best for the coin they receive.

I think you had the best lunch of anyone I know of today. LoL!

Happy Hunting..






[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]I was hungry so I had lunch with June at Body Temple. She likes sausage, so she had a Weinerschnitzel and a Tossed salad meal with a couple of walnuts.

As for me, I had a small box lunch and a tossed salad with 2 containers of milk. Not wanting to see me hungry, she encouraged me to eat as much as I wanted. As we ate we discovered it turns out we both live on 69th ave.

We both had some pound cake for desert while we discussed political issues. June and I took many different positions. When the meal was about over, the icing on the cake suddenly appeared.

The more "relaxed" June rewarded me by becoming very responsive and more friendly and innovative in our session. I really learned a few more tricks this lady can do to help make me relax. By the time I left, June had completely drained me of my tension and I was very satisfied.

I also talked to June about my disappointment in hearing of friend Moto Monger's bad session. Without getting into too many details - the girls are scared, when they have a 1st time customer. They don't know if it is Uncle LEO or a legit hobbyist. And MM in his post noted he was a little "reserved". This can raise a few red flags with the girls, when they do not know you.

So I took RC's suggestion and she now has a code phrase to validate future visitors who are hungry for lunch. Senior and contributing members pm me for details.[/QUOTE]

If you want Asian I would suggest the Aloha on Ulmerton Road they are alot of fun and I have been there to many times to count. I have always had good service.

Aromatherapy is really a bunch of hog wash. Its sitting in a room with some candles burning if you ask me. Most of the Aromatherapy shops are just fronts for prostitution anyway. You will pay a door fee which they vary big time and the girls go into there selling format when your behind closed doors.

The girls usually will start spitting out ridiculous prices but always remember your in charge of your money. Most will try you for 100-300 bills. I laugh at that and I would tell you to low ball her to the end. Since you already had to pay a stupid door fee on top of that.

I have had numerous complaints of 73rd Aromatherapy so I would avoid that place, Plus when I think about it -- its like less than 20 blocks from the LE station.. Isn't that ironic that a Elementary school and a police station are within blocks of a gig like that,

Final Touch/Tropical Gardens is owned by the same person from what I hear but the ladies seem to be more customer friendly now. Pine Tree is also getting some real good feedback as well.

I think since these Ho's get in there moods you have to go where you can get good service without a crappy attitude since money is tight everywhere.

PM if you want specifics..

Happy Hunting..



[QUOTE=WestsideGator]Looking for info on Tropical Garden an Final Touch. The girls don't seem to be Asian. What is the aroma therapy? What else goes on?
Pm me if needed.[/QUOTE]

Another member said it smells like the towel he used needed to be washed. If thats the case and with your post I guess you can't deny they have a problem with the staff they have in place.

Thanks for the insight Peter Rammer.......


Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Peter Rammer]I stopped in there quite a while ago and was not at all impressed with either the looks or attitudes of the staff. Haven't been back since! Can have a much better time with the likes of Hott Diana (Kristen Mcm****) for a lot less $$$$$! IMO the place was mostly a ripoff with promises only partially kept by the staff. Odor there was an issue as well. Why should an 'aromatherapy' joint smell like an old saloon? Beesches need to wash their azzes and their clothes![/QUOTE]

You are correct XXXXXX got good reports on her so called services. She was known from the reports I got that she provided accordingly. I got a few half azz reports that were unfavorable on her but its always YMMV.

I can't say without a doubt shes out for sure or if shes providing elsewhere. I say call her and mention you have banged her bush before and you need a refill.

For some reason the girls they are having a few issues, hopefully it gets fixed sooner or later.

Its better to have a turn around otherwise nobody here really wants to bang the same chick over and over again. Heck you might as well get yourself a gf or a wife and be miserable.

YMMV is the key to any of these shops.

Happy Hunting

[QUOTE=Sperminator69]I know I am new to all this posting on this site, having moved down here from Michigan and finding this board and reading up on all the past reviews, but my experience with 73rd has been nothing but good. My first experience was with Leslie. I managed to enjoy her before she left 73rd. Great experience, worth it based on previous reports and I agree with four for 5. That girl knows what she was doing and drained the pipes like a good little AMP girl should be doing. She did give me her phone number, so I might call her up and see if she is still possibly in the business elsewhere (anyone else know why she left? )

I did visit 73rd this past weekend and a new redhead was working there, never seen her mentioned here or in any backpage ads (could be new girl, since girls are revolving doors in this industry). Very pleasant and relaxing. I am not sure what "smackthatass" was referring to about the smell, but since that poster is neither a senior member or possible provider trying to bash another shop (we all see it in this line of work), I would take caution. That's just me. For me, the place has been 2 for 2.

As far as final touch/tropical gardens, that is 1 shop I would never go back into. Experience was with "Donna" and I don't usually bash a provider b/c it can ruin her reputation, but if something crawled up south of her border and died, it was noticeable. It was so bad I told her I had to leave 10 min into the session. Even went and explained to the owner "cindy" that I wanted another girl, she offered herself as a replacement. Back to the room, where a mechanical session took place. Cindy just wasn't doing it for me and I never got to drain the pipes.

Total damage $. 50. Sorry but I personally wouldn't repeat.

I am going to try BT though based no the reports.[/QUOTE]

I first started at the Aloha this afternoon but 2 doughnut eaters were hanging around the corner behind the curve so I ventured elsewhere. Even with all the negative reviews I ventured out to 73rd street even with the negative reviews. Met Alicia and gave the code word. It was 40 for 45 minutes and 100 roses to bang the bush. The roses start at 30 roses for headache relief however. I was expecting the worse but the place was surprisingly clean. Alicia did also have all her teeth. Will go back because it was affordable and sterilizing products were used after the session.

I am always thrilled to hear that they know me well. Makes me such a happy camper. I figure the better impression I make the better feedback I get.

At least you got to talk to her and since she told you shes in a slump and what her current occupation is. You got more out of her than I can since I have been busy with other issues in life. I guess when the guys start reporting about her again we will see.

Its just freaking amazing about what a small-small world we all live in. I had no idea she was in such a slump, but I appreciate you filling us in.

Happy Hunting..



[QUOTE=Sperminator69]Actually ironic you say call her cause I did just that yesterday and she seems to be in the slump according to her. Said she was waitressing and it wasn't paying the bills so she might be escorting soon from the sounds of it or looking for other means to pay the bills. She did say she knows you well though, but would not say more. Guess you left an impression on her RC.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Peter Rammer]On the po po photoshoot gallery I noticed 2 Korean ladies busted last night. Pak Jun* and Yonghai Par* are their names, and I wondered which AMP it was they worked at? Didn't see anything on the news? Their charges would lead one to believe one was the mamasan and the other the ho?[/QUOTE]I don't. Maybe not AMP workers? Born 1963 and 1967 so I think too young for 1 to be a mamasan.

Those chicks were from Ocean Spa.

Don't recognize either of them though.

Yonghui might have been worth meeting -- not a bad mug.

CB - Jung got slapped with an unlicensed practice of a health care profession in addition to the prostitution charges. That's one of the typical MP charges.

Let's be careful out there.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]I don't. Maybe not AMP workers? Born 1963 and 1967 so I think too young for 1 to be a mamasan.[/QUOTE]

I've been to just about every shop in the tri county area. Many times to each. Why all the bad reviews on Final touch and 73rd? Both have great service if you ask me. Sounds like some of you that are angry may have just not followed the girls' rules. They don't service everyone, especially if you don't follow protocall, just my .02

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

This post was a response to another post by Sperminator69, who was subsequently banned and erased from this forum, and thus I have deleted this report as it is no longer relevant.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

I think that's my line-- I like to say it looked like a dried up raisin. But I guess if you like the term or come up with an original one.

Happy Hunting..



[QUOTE=Sperminator69]So I guess I wasn't the only one who got an uninspired service from "OWNER". Seems like another senior member also got uninspired service from this ho. Oh well. Let her keep thinking I am a shop owner. Maybe she will get it right and do the right thing and take a BJ 101 class. But. I don't think they have invented clit plastic surgery surgery since her clit looks like a dried up raisin.[/QUOTE]

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

This post was a response to another post by Sperminator69, who was subsequently banned and erased from this forum, and thus I have deleted this report as it is no longer relevant.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

This post was a response to another post by Sperminator69, who was subsequently banned and erased from this forum, and thus I have deleted this report as it is no longer relevant.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Truthbeknown]I am Cindy the owner of Final Touch/Tropical Gardens and I am calling you out on your ficticious report that you posted. Not at anytime did this situation happen that you are referring to! It could'nt have. Donna is located at T.G. and I am at F.T we NEVER work together. EVER!! There are so many holes in your post you might as well call it swiss cheese!!! If you really had come in you would know that for 50. your not going to be able to smell anything! Looking at your whole post and other posts you've made, it appears that you, yourself are a shop owner trying to promote your own shop and bashing other shops portraying yourself as a hobbyist. Sooo, what I would like to do at this point is to offer a meet and greet special to all the real hobbyist on U.S.A. sexguide for the month of march. I'm offering a first visit special of 20. off any type service that you choose with the attendant of your choice. By provideing this meet and greet I hope to accomplish getting real true reviews (positive or negative) from REAL hobbyists on this site. We all are aware of the problems with the ecconomy right now but it is no excuse and is a shame that a shop owner would resort to the tactics (and this is just one tactic), that this one has used. By all means, I certainly hope that the actions of one shop owner does not effect your view on all shop owners.[/QUOTE]Turns out I have had service from Cindy a while back. Sorry I didn't recognize the name, but I did recognize her face (and nice ass) from looking at her pictures on her Final Touch web site. I had no idea she was the owner. I used to go to FT to see Tiny so she wasn't around a lot of the time I would go (or maybe she was in a room in a session). Check my old reviews - and I think her hair was a little darker then. As I recall she was pretty hot and the service was pretty good. She was enthusiastic, had good skills and was not mechanical at all. I will repeat especially since she is offering a special. I like that Cindy says she is open to honest reviews, both good or bad. Looks like she wants to find out what we may not like so she can offer better service to hobbyists. That's good customer service and I wish more places would be proactive like she appears to be.

Anytime I have hit the AMP & MP in my travels all the girls are different in pricing. What one girl will do for 75 the other girl wants 150. I have learned that its all workable it doesn't matter what high ball price she has.

If you become a regular piece of coin to a particular provider she of course will discount you big time as time goes on. The girls are all in it to make coin as the hobbyist are in it for variety.

Door fees also vary from place to place so its important to either call or know by word of mouth what those fees are. If your looking for a table shower and a real workable situation I always say get the 1hr session. Who wants to be rushed in this type of relaxing mindset.

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]Seems to me that Cindy has offered a golden opportunity for each of us to form our own opinions and come back here and tell our own story.

I have been somewhat intrigued by the personnel at FT - I am more fond of the MILF than the young spinner (and I say that with the utmost respect).

What has kept me away has been some conflict in my mind regarding the posted pricing structure.

I have one stop to make first and then I think I'm off to FT to use my .20 off coupon!

Let's be careful out there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Crazy For It]I have read this forum for many years, I have always followed the advice of the seniors members only. Until today I have never felt a need to post. This forum is for true hobbist, those of use who are looking for a little info on the newest ho. We readers just want to no where to get the best bang for our buck. How not to get busted. If this were R CONSULTANT I could see it as true. You come in promoting a business. (YOUR FIRST POST) than got a few posts under your belt and started bashing. You have not been around to no jack. I only care what the pros have to say on the ho's.[/QUOTE]Rcon has pretty much seen and done all, a real hobbyist we can all benefit from.

I have been to Final Touch a number of times over the years and have had a session with Cindy. I feel that anyone who bashes them is wrong. I have always had a good time and got my money's worth. Keep up the good work Cindy.

I have PM'd Cindy and will be taking her up on her offer and will report back here. She knows I am coming in next week but not what day or time. If Cindy happens to be there I will ask to see the birth year on her DL to see the age. With my profession I will bring in a penlight to check for dentures or a bridge and report back on that as well.

Hopefully this will clear up some of the drama here.

Thanks for the props guys.. After a rough day its nice to see some good things happening in this world.

I kinda like the idea of a chick with no teeth. Bring on the miracle mouth girl--Woohoo!! I bet you old timers and young timers I can do a few cart wheels and bring some beer to get free cuts to get in the front of line--LoL!!

Hope you all have fun and I look forward to some enthusiastic reports...

Happy Hunting..





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Originally Posted by Crazy For It
I have read this forum for many years, I have always followed the advice of the seniors members only. Until today I have never felt a need to post. This forum is for true hobbist, those of use who are looking for a little info on the newest ho. We readers just want to no where to get the best bang for our buck. How not to get busted. If this were R CONSULTANT I could see it as true. You come in promoting a business. (YOUR FIRST POST) than got a few posts under your belt and started bashing. You have not been around to no jack. I only care what the pros have to say on the ho's.



[QUOTE=Zippeddown]Rcon has pretty much seen and done all, a real hobbyist we can all benefit from.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Eye Myt]Final Touch has always treated me right, but I miss Tiny, who was my main reason for going there.[/QUOTE]Tiny is supposedly working out of another shop from time to time. PM me if you like.

I've been there a couple of times and always got good service. Not spectacular, but very nice. I plan on going back there again some day.

Just my two cents.

do not think that. Even then you will not.

Nemo

[QUOTE=Sperminator69]Guess I will have to wait to become a senior member. Maybe than I'll get props and bows and claps.[/QUOTE]

For the money, I believe the asian shops provide much better value. Never pay for the hour, they just want the tip money. Half an hour for 60 bucks and go to town with the rest!

Too bad the discussion on this board has gotten so off on this tangent. It seems like the freebie offer has made a difference. Lame!

I believe she offered a 20 dollar door fee to "all" USA members is what it was. Nobody that I heard from was offered anything free at all. If your able to you should get yourself down there and just tell her who you are and the board your associated with and bada-bing your in.

Being a senior member has nothing to do with what she offered.

I can't wait to hear your review of what girl you got to see and how her service was. :}

Happy Hunting..



[QUOTE=Sperminator69]Well it seems like cindy managed to email a few senior members and offer them freebies..maybe when i become a senior member and someone who is a rookie comes on here and bashes another shop, that shop owner will come and pm me and offer me a freebie too..cause it amazes me how many SENIOR members came out of the woodshed to defend cindy not having even met her, but hey, i guess the promise of a freebie was too good to pass up..i see now how this board operates.. PLEASSSSSSSSSSEEEEE jackson..make me a senior member..PLEASE?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]I believe she offered a 20 dollar door fee to "all" USA members is what it was. Nobody that I heard from was offered anything free at all. If your able to you should get yourself down there and just tell her who you are and the board your associated with and bada-bing your in.

Being a senior member has nothing to do with what she offered.

I can't wait to hear your review of what girl you got to see and how her service was. :}

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]

you know what would be more interesting would be Cindy's critique of Spermguys performance!!

I kinda like the idea of a chick with no teeth. Bring on the miracle mouth girl--Woohoo!! I bet you old timers and young timers I can do a few cart wheels and bring some beer to get free cuts to get in the front of line--LoL!!

Happy Hunting..

Me too. I use to have a reg on Haines rd, I called her Gummi Bear, can't remember her real name, I think it was Dee, but not sure. She took out both plates a chewed away until I said "no mas". She was older and lived in Kings rd for a while. I haven't seen her in months, maybe years. Also, remember Granny, from Cracker Jacks confessions? She was Ida Thom....She looks terrible, but she could really suck a dick. Probably most mongers would pass on her, but I put her in the same category as Janine Lar...in her short stint in st pete.

That rung a bell. Miss Janine has a 22 yr old daughter who just got out of the steelbar the other day. I remember hooking up with both of those freaks one morning.

I was doing my thing about a year or two ago down by the Sundaze. Ran into her daughter went back to a place and Janine was there. Me being the 2 is better than one guy I said hey lets work this out.

Anyway Mom and her 20-21 yr old daughter could work the banana swirl pretty dam good for a dual.

Happy Hunting...


[QUOTE=Eye Myt]I kinda like the idea of a chick with no teeth. Bring on the miracle mouth girl--Woohoo!! I bet you old timers and young timers I can do a few cart wheels and bring some beer to get free cuts to get in the front of line--LoL!!

Happy Hunting..

Me too. I use to have a reg on Haines rd, I called her Gummi Bear, can't remember her real name, I think it was Dee, but not sure. She took out both plates a chewed away until I said "no mas". She was older and lived in Kings rd for a while. I haven't seen her in months, maybe years. Also, remember Granny, from Cracker Jacks confessions? She was Ida Thom....She looks terrible, but she could really suck a dick. Probably most mongers would pass on her, but I put her in the same category as Janine Lar...in her short stint in st pete.[/QUOTE]

I have visited this shop for the past 4 years and have always been treated great. It is truly the only shop that I have ever felt where I got the most for my money.

I plan on revisiting this shop since they have a pretty decent pricing plan.

I believe that if you re-read the post I made you will not see anywhere in there the word FREE. The word I used was discount.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Chanchomalo]For the money, I believe the asian shops provide much better value. Never pay for the hour, they just want the tip money. Half an hour for 60 bucks and go to town with the rest!

Too bad the discussion on this board has gotten so off on this tangent. It seems like the freebie offer has made a difference. Lame![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Eye Myt]you know what would be more interesting would be Cindy's critique of Spermguys performance!![/QUOTE]

He might even have to change his name on this board to Dryguy ... :)

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]He might even have to change his name on this board to Dryguy ... :)[/QUOTE]More like Noguy!