2000-2004 Archived Reports

IHC Report 1818 New York Ave. Second Floor, Always seems to be adequate parking in lot surrounded by fence.

Saw Judy. She says she will be there for two more weeks. This may or may not be correct. I am not sure they actually know their schedules. Had to wait for Judy as only two working and LL grabbed the first girl out of the door. I had tried to bait him into springing onto the Mamasam but he was way too savvy to fall for that old dodge. Actually, LL was suffering the withdrawals from his Thailand experience and I knew that he might not be able to wait for the second girl.

Judy -- good table shower, everything washed. Very good massage. Asked for deep and got it. She stood on my back. After massage, flipped me and got down to business. No asian. Massage solid 8.

Judy -- 5-2, 100 pounds, pretty face, nice figure, solid 7.5 on looks, better undressed than dressed, cowgirl, doggie, reverse cowgirl (nice posterior, excellent view) and miss. Skills B+/A-.

Would see her again. I have had consistently good service at IHC. YMMV as I am not in a position to give a warranty; however, if you put your $160 down you get an hour and fs.

For you newbies, always say you have been there before. I actually laugh when they ask me since I should probably have a plaque somewhere in the facility.

Dear hondaman:

Xsailor has good advice in his response to your post. An even easier option/possibility is to take the Metro Blue line to Farragut West, follow the signs to the Metro exit at I and 18th Streets, NW, then walk across the street to Castle Spa, 1716 I Street, NW. I wrote a glowing review on Castle back in mid-July.

Also check out the long post by Lovelos on July 23rd - several of the AMPs that he lists are close to a DC metro stop. Unfortunately you're probably going to have to go to DC to enjoy one of the AMPs - there just isn't much in Virginia due to the differing state and local laws.

LoveLOS:

After all that screwing around in Thailand, I would have thought you needed a few days to recover. It is always difficult to return to reality after a trip to Thailand.

Hondaman:

I agree with the Board that your best bet is to hop on the Metro and come on down to DC. The Crystal City Metro stop is only a few short blocks from the hotels. As noted by others, there are many good AMP in the area near the Metro stops in DC and you won't be disappointed. There is a nice strip club in Crystal City near 23rd St, I believe. Not fully nude but no cover and beers are reasonable.

DC trip report, Part one:

OK, so who can you believe, Hondo or me... I tell you it was his idea and he tells you it was my idea. Bottom line is we both had a helluva good time, so WTF?

I wanted to go to Olympic, but I called and Angie is "on vacation" (means gone forever) and they have all new girls now. OK, any AMP is good for me so Hondo drags me kicking and screaming to 1818/IHC. Ok, I went willingly.

My girl was Mimi. Ok face but a really nice bod. The shower facilities are small but nice, and the shower was decent, nothing exceptional. Mimi is new at IHC but has been in USA for a year, so there is enough english for a passable conversation, if it gets to that- lol. The massage was way above average, and I was pretty relaxed. CBJ was very pleasant and I was very pleased with HER choice of F/S position-doggie. Hondo apparantly enjoyed his romp also, but both of us were not ready for the long drive back to the land of no sex.

LoveLOS

Secret,

No, I haven't heard of them. backchanel me @ wiseborn77@yahoo.com

King Foil those prices are similar to DC's prices as always YMMV

Gave 1413 K another try. The overall experience was better than my last, but it was even more unusual. Arrived about 4:00PM Sat. The door as answered by a cute, short, lady in her mid twenties who showed me to my room and collected the house fee. I will refer to her as the acting manager. She returned to the room in about 2 minutes and took me to the shower. The shower was above average and all the right places got major attention.

After returning to the room, the “acting manager” leaves and brings back YoYo. Yo is tall, thing, mid 20’s. Not as attractive to me as the “acting manager”, but she would do in a pinch. Yo gives me a short, below par massage, maybe 4 min on each side. After words she asks what extras I want. I told her everything and pointed out the 5 Jacksons on the table (under my watch). She said she would get me another girl for the extras, she would only give massage because she was “messy” (indicates lower abdomen) today.

So she returns in a few minutes with Lily. Short, again mid 20’s, more to my liking in looks. We talk a little, and she asks what I did not like about the other girl. I explained and she checked the tip and left the room to “get ready”. I her about 2 min of not loud but not quite discussion in the hall. It was not in English, so I don’t know if it was about me or something else. Well Lily comes back in and she finished me off with about a B- performance. She has a nice body with great nipples. There were signs of recent childbirth, or a large sudden weight loss. Considering the rest of her body, I would vote for the childbirth. Lily was quite nice and talkative, better English than Yo, but still obviously her second language.

As I left the “acting manager” followed me out and asked if everything was all right. I told here things were a bit out of the normal, but it turned out OK.

Over all, I’m still on the fence about this place.

Hondo yer my hero. Thank you for letting me go first, but I could probably have waited for 10 minutes...

ToeTap,
Screw recovery dude, I want to continue my LOS trip forever. Reality bites, this trip was as close to continuing my Thailand adventures and finances would allow... LOL

DC trip report, Part two:
You have to understand that while Hondo is a mongering maniac, he was a SW virgin. He was living dangerously to ask the LoveLOS to give him a SW tour in DC. A few spots along NY came up empty but it was before midnight. Headed straight for Clicks to chill and wait for some action. Not much there, a fattie and the nice BSW that seemed more intent on her cell than to prop us. From the window I noted action on the street, so we headed out.

If you read Hondo's account of this tale, please note his ratings are based on his escort scale. IMO the SW scale needs a curve, so I would add at least +1 to his ratings, as K-L st hookas are as fine as you would find anywhere (in this country)...

It was raining, so the numbers were seriously thinner than usual, but there was some nice booty out there. I think Hondo was drooling, but it may have just been the rain wetting the streets, not sure. I led him to Archies, but his decision was already made. He was going to pop his SW cherry... WTF?

Noticed a truly fine WSW with her above average friend, but the sight of two guys walking around together shopping for SW made them think LE and they bolted.

SW mongering is a solo sport, so I made an executive decision I would climb the stairway to heaven for some more Asian lovin to help with the LOS recovery, and Hondo could have the car without the problem of locating two SWs who would play together.

The LE in the area had told a girl that K & L were closed and to move on up to M. Note to all - look on M st if pickins are slim on the regular track!

Hondo did well with his selection, and he has posted the report. I watched in some trepidation as he drove away and it occurred to me I was now without wheels. Trust... On to Downtown.

I asked for Bibi, per XSailor's previous recomendations. Although she knew she had not been with me, we chatted and she found I knew XS personally, which was my ticket to first class treatment. Thanks, my friend. (BTW - Don't ask me what his name is.) Great shower, good conversation, and a great session. It's funny, but attitude makes a serious difference.

XS, I know you like them first, and this was a first at an AMP--I didn't get no massage. Instead, Bibi just cuddled up in my arms and we napped together. It was perfect therapy, how the hell did she know that was exactly what I needed after a week in Thailand? She treated me just like a Thai girl on LT...

Then that jerk Hondo called and spoiled the whole thing. Needing a ride home, I dressed and said my goodbyes to Bibi. Outside the good looking BSW girl from Clicks tried to prop me, but I was one contented monger...

LoveLOS

PS Day one report from LOS coming within the hour...

Lovelos,

I knew you didn't need much recovery time from the LOS trip! Glad you had a great time with BiBi. That's what this board is about! share information. She does seem to have the unexplainable ability to read your mind and give you just what you need at the time! Althought some have posted she is too aggressive????? well as they say YMMV.

BTW, the good looking BSW you saw outside Clicks wouldn't be named Karen would she?

I might add there seems to be a hell of a lot more lurkers than posters on this board, as evidenced by Hondo's pic post being viewed 619 time at this post! I can't believe he got that in house for 80 bucks? Hondo..are you sure you didn't slip some more tip$$$$?

Happy hunting dudes....you lurkers sign up and start posting!

XSailor

Wash D.C. Street report Clarification in response to X-Sailor's learned observations.

Tiffany Second pop was another $20.00. Did not want to misrepresent the cost/value equation. She provided the covers although you were free to bring your own. She also did drink about $1.50 in Jim Beam from my flask but that should be considered a graituity. (Based on my limited experience with SWs I think a flask should be part of the kit. )

Anyway, back to Tiffany, she was on the eros-dc board for a while but her info seems to be gone now. I don't know if she is still working DC or not. She is worth the money at twice the cost.

Hondo Lane Your reporter in the field

[Quote] from Xsailor:
[i]BTW, the good looking BSW you saw outside Clicks wouldn't be named Karen would she?

I might add there seems to be a hell of a lot more lurkers than posters on this board, as evidenced by Hondo's pic post being viewed 619 time at this post! I can't believe he got that in house for 80 bucks? Hondo..are you sure you didn't slip some more tip$$$$?[/i][/Quote] Xman,

I chatted with her and even gave her a "maybe next time" hug, but I didn't catch her name.

Well I can verify that the pics are of the girl Hondo went with... and I told him not to pay over $100. She was a cool kid, so I would guess there was some negotiation... The best part was she had a hotel so the lucky SOB didn't have to do it in the car and didn't have to pay for a room...

Just remember one thing about Hondo, he is usually quite reliable, but you cannot believe a word he says about me...

Last, you are right about lurkers!

Hey Lurkers,

This board is not limited to the 20 guys that post here regularly, they are the brotherhood, but feel free to join our ranks... If you guys think there is a lot to learn by lurking, just remember that the guys who post here all the time are talkin on the phone, or email, or at a bar, and we have 4x as much info, names of girls at AMPS or on the street, phone numbers, addresses etc... We get the intel days or weeks before we talk about it on the board, after we have tasted the fruits of our knowledge...

Re-read my encounter with Bibi. I could easily have gotten a very average ride from a girl who is suspicious as to why I knew to ask for her. But Xsailor was the key to my great session. Not bragging, but he has gotten good booty at my recommedation, and I guarantee neither of us will tell you shit until you have the credibility on this forum.

LoveLOS

Actually, It quite common for a SW to have a room especally at hotels along NY ave or Parts of MD if you stand firm she'll take you back to her room, or will accept the price that you give minus the room costs

Hello DC mongers,

I got some info from a poster on this board. I was in DC for one night only and was able to see...didn't get to partake the action though. I walked the K area and hollered at a few SW. This one offerec $40 in an alley. Tried to get her to walk with me to my hotel...but she said that was too far.

Didn't get the alley BJ because i've never been to DC before and wasn't too comfortable to do that in an unfamiliar situation...but i will be back next month for a week!!! It should be on then.

Muggs,

Unless you want to prove your namesake, don't ever go into one of those alleys, especially on foot. I personally know two people, one a local bar tender, who were mugged in an alley in that same neighborhood. And they won't just take your wallet, both had the shit beat out of them. Another person I know was carjacked at gunpoint pulling into one of the alleys off L street. You made the right decision, lets not give other readers the idea this is a good move.

XS

Hondo,

Great reply...I'll have to start checking out the eros site more often. Might want to try her next time she's in town.
Thanks,
XS

I usually frequent the AMPs in Northern Virginia since that’s where my work takes me and I’m usually happy with the level of service in NoVa. But a post-Hurricane Isabel trip left me in DC and I decided to go the “extra mile.” I picked Sun Club Spa at 701 6th Street NW, across the street from the MCI center, purely from one of the little ads in the Post sports section.

It’s above a restaurant and there’s no sign at all. I didn’t like finding there’s no real entrance, just a door (marked only 701) and a buzzer at ground level. You have to wait on the sidewalk with the foot traffic until you’re buzzed in. The spa is on the second floor.

I don’t know if this place offers a lineup. The mamasan showed me into a room and Sophia came right in. I might have picked her anyway. She’s probably not much more than 5 feet tall, with long black hair and A or B cup breasts. Small girl, small figure, cute face. Her English is pretty bad. I saw 4 or 5 other girls while I was there, all of whom I would have had a session with.

The shower was OK, nothing special. All the right areas were cleaned, some more than others. Back in the room, I put 5 Andy Jacksons on the table, she excused herself for a minute, then came back in. There was no pretense of a massage. She stripped down to her thong panties and spent about 10 minutes squirming around on my back, kissing my neck and back. That was the massage, but it was also far more erotic than having someone trying to fake massage the muscles.

After the flip, on went the raincoat for some pretty decent French lessons. Then off came her thong, she spread her legs and said “What you want?” After some DATY, we proceeded to he main event and her marvelously faked orgasm.

After the finish, she offered to massage me (actually was fairly decent), then we finished by cuddling for a few minutes and my hands were allowed to roam anywhere.

It was an OK to above-average experience. Not outstanding, but not bad. Would I go back? Sure. The objective was more than what the NoVa spas offer, and that's what I got. No hassles and the girl was decent at what she did, maybe a little less warm at the start than at the finish. I’d see her again, or I’d see any of the other girls

XSAILOR
Please let me know about your last visit to Downtown. I am planning to go there on Tuesday. Thanks a lot
Send me an E-Mail to: n_a_bokov@hotmail.com

King Foil

Prices are comparable. cbj is 40-50, cfs is 80-100. If the girl is hard to get to or you have to wait in line where she can be choice, I may offer 125, but that's just because 25 extra doesn't make much of a difference to me. But I don't pay an internet price 125-175 30 minutes (which probably means cbj) or 175-300 for an hour (CFS) for a girl that walks the street at night but advertises on the internet by day. I never pick up girls especially in dc. They will arrest you and take your car. I normally ask a girl if she has a car. If she doesn't, I don't mess with here. You seem to be somewhat or a vet, so I don't have to warn you about the dangers especially in DC. I also never car date anymore. LS will follow you in unmarked cars or tricks may follow to rob you. Most women will either have a room or you can go to one of the tourist homes which are 22-25 for 3 hours, but you'll be in there long enough for one pop, unless you get lucky or pay for more.

Happy mongering.

I've been a lurker in this site for a week and a half. Didn't learn of it until recently via another website. I'm 22 years old who loves asian women. It's my weakness. So, to find out that there are AMPs in DC is surprising and exciting to me. No, I haven't been living under a rock. Just been too busy to hunt down these places. So, is there a FAQ thing I can read to catch up on? The dos and don'ts? Reading 67 pages would take more time than I have in a day. First step is learning it all. Next step is to finally go without being extremely embarrassed.

Visited 1413 K Spa last night (located at 1413 K NW). As you approach the building it is downstairs (immediately to your left) so there is no need to try to be 'buzzed' into the building.

Typical "mamasan" deal when you first enter - she was very pleasant and asked the inevitiable question 'have you been here before?' :)

After answering affirmatively I was walked to a room - mamasan indicated there were two girls working; one was available (Yumei) and the other was 'busy'. I recall from an earlier post Yumei was fun so I said 'sure'!

Yumei comes in - late 20's - smiling - speaks broken English; she was lots of fun.

We did the full body scrub thing - really nice job.

I was then placed in a sauna for about 15 minutes. Very refreshing.

Into the room - Yumei lead me by the hand 'tapping' my tool on/off :)

A great massage was next - heated towels, good hard massage, and lots of back-walking. There was repeated attention paid to 'the crack' in a friendly manner.

Flip - 'what do you want' was the question.

The fun began! This woman is wild - BBBJ, covers up and hops on, cowgirl, MS, doggie, leg in the air, takes your hands and motions for you to squeeze her boobs; the harder the better. She asks you to pay special attention to her nipples - suck them hard.

The room was warm at the outset but after 1 hour of multiple positions, laughing, and working hard to get one another off; it was down right HOT! :) We both (seemingly) enjoyed one anothe'rs efforts.

Total price - admisison of one hour $60 and a $100 tip.

While not a hard-body or a youngster Yumei was a great deal of fun. I heartily recommend her to anyone seeking a girl who tries hard to give (and get) pleasure. Enjoy!

I wanted to add a report on a recent visit with a young lady named EDEN on the site EROS DC.

Man o Man alive. This little lady was cute as a button and had a body that would not quit. She was probably 100 lbs, nicely shaved, real perky tata's and she loved to DFK.

If you are looking for a latina to spend some time with - her fee is $225 and worth every penny. I would definately say she is a GFE.

Check out her pics here:
http://www.erosdc.com/files/dc-dash1-eden1.htm

Enjoy.

DOWNTOWN - SUZY.
I visited Downtown on Tuesday morning. Looks like it is very active even at that hour. 5-7 girls on premises. I asked mamasun about Yumi but she can not recall her name. The second Mamasun (yes, there ate two!) - short young girl said that Yumi is off to-day but promised to send me really good girl. I asked somebody young and new. Meet Suzi. 23 yo, 5'7", only 2 weeks here but 3 years in America.Came from CA. Speak passable English
It was real GFE - she is very sexy, great body, beautiful Tits size 2, firm and dark sensative nipples. The sex was excellent - many positions,willing to do everything. Kissing rather deep, licking balls, toes! Very,very good. The only bad thing - I could not hold and came after 15 minutes. After that a lot of kissing, talking ( she is looking for the GUY with Mind, Heart and Jack!)and high quality massage. She really knows how to do it.
Highly recommended. I will go again. She does not know how long she will stay in Downtown.

Dear Son of Gondor:

No need to look at all 67 pages here on the DC Board - just check out the long post by Lovelos on July 23rd, which is a good summary of the various AMPs in DC. Most of these AMPs have small box ads in the Washington Post Sports section (especially on Fridays). Standard fare seems to be $60 house fee for an hour, plus a $100 tip for FS to the lovely lady.

If you do read through a few pages here, you'll see that Downtown has received very good reviews from numerous posters. There are several other good AMPs in DC as well, such as Cleveland Park. I patronized a fairly new place named Castle Spa on I St. near the Farragut West Metro stop and thought that it was on a par with Downtown.

As far as potentially being embarassed, check out this web site for some good tips on how an AMP works: http://members.lycos.co.uk/ampdude/newpage.html

About my only quibble would be with the author's recommendations for length of time - in my 14 years of going to AMPs, my experience is that you are always better to go for the 45-minute or 1-hour choice rather than the 30-minute choice. You usually get more services provided (some AMPs won't give you a table shower if you are only there for 30 minutes) and the session is more relaxed and less rushed - both the massage and the extras will be better. And since the price structure at almost every AMP is $40 for 30 minutes, $50 for 45 minutes and $60 for 1 hour, I feel it is worth the extra $10 or $20 for the extra time.

If you go to Downtown or Castle, don't fart around, go for the full hour. You won't regret it!

I look forward to reading one of your reviews soon - don't forget to write a post after you visit one of these places.

It always pays to watch the board. That can't miss SW I mentioned named "V" is listed under ******** as amber. Make sure you pay SW prices. We don't care about their internet business. Also, the can't miss SW precious is back after 2 1/2 months. She was listed under ebony in the ******** website. Did some mongering late last night around midnight. LE in full affect so prices with SWs can probably really be negotiated because the chances of them setting those easy and convenient tricks off the street is diminishing.

Happy mongering.

I had seen some very good reports on GR for Tammy at the Sun Club. Called up today (10/1) to see if she was working. Went about 1 PM. Seemed slow only saw 1 other girl, looked OK. Tammy was refreshing! Her English is OK, I speek a little Korean so that helped. Had a lot of laughs. She has a great attitude with very good service.

TS was average, everything else was way above average. She has a nice body, with a little extra around the middle. If there was a line-up I may not have selected her. Didn't get much of a massage. My Russian hands and Roman fingers sent the message for what I was looking for.

This lady is good, excellent BBBJ & CBJ. Very good DATY, which she seems to kike very much. Didn't try many locations. The Cowgirl ride was great. She wore me out. I will return. For those interested she works 2 weeks and takes a week off. So call ahead.

Crazy Dick

Gondor's kid:

Mighty nailed it with the details for how to play in DC amps. definately agree on the 1 hour thing, wish they offered a 2 hour session...

Actually my last updated summary is on 8/22, (7 pages back)... That means the September info, for which there is a lot of good reports, including some new locations, is forward from there.

Will try to update the list again soon.

LoveLOS

BTW, for my friends who are interested, all 7 days of my LOS trip are now posted at Asia > Thailand > Bangkok. First report 09-25-03. Pics included. Posts are long and boring, but how else does one report on 15 women / 27 pops in 7 days? :)

[i]editors note: I just noticed this is [b] POST #1000 for DC[/b], congrads team!!![/i]

** DOWNTOWN REPORT - YUMMI **

Well well..what to say. Amazing. Yummi was better than described in previous posts. Maybe 5'5'', 100lbs, b cups and very into her job. Give her an 8 on the Nova Guys rating scheme.

Stadard house fee and tip totalling 160. I requested YUMMI and I received her. I told her a "friend" recommended her to me and she seemed quite impressed. Shower was good. She was quite chatty and her english was better than most other providers. Attention paid to the right locations with a little light licking to the member during the dry session. I guess she noticed I was into friendly ass play during the shower (more on that latter).

Back to the room where the 5 jacksons went under the watch. She had me disrobe her. She is all about business and went straight to the teasing/tingling/licking/breast rubbing etc. Not much along the lines of a rim job - however she brought out a CHAPSTICK with the full intentions of doing some probing. I had to put a stop to that and told her I wasn't that into ass play. She thought that was funny. She also did a fair amount of nipple play, toe sucking and light open mouth kissing. This went on for 15 minutes or so before the CBJ began. Well - she had me extremely worked up and well - lets just say it took me longer to climb the stairway to heaven than to pop. How embarassing. She was that good. Not that I'm a stallion but she knew what she was doing.

Afterwards - ALOT ALOT cuddling (girlfriend style), chit chat, more teasing play (she was trying to get me going again) etc. Very relaxing and quite comforting. Time came up and I got up to get dressed which she told me to stay on the table. She did all the dressing (nice touch) to include putting my watch on and tying my shoes.

Great experience - full hour although 40 minutes of it was cuddle time and light massage. =)

Another note - due to my piss poor parking job (on L Street) - I was approximately 4 blocks away. On the walk back to the car I found CLIXS!!!!!!! Bonus!

*** OLDER REPORT ON 1413 K ***

2 weeks old. My provider was not to Downtown standards. Service was not to downtown standards. I'm sorry I strayed from Downtown. Only received CBJTCIM - very mechanical to say the least. 3 girls to choose from the line up. 2 of them looked like R2D2 with breasts - the other was just average. Choose average one. Sorry don't remember her name - her english was horrible. Mechanical everything. I will not stray from Downtown for 1413 K anymore.

Theres my report.

NOVA GUY

I've read the name "Clixs" several times on this board. What is it? Where is it? Why is it so good?

Man, I regret reading other's posts. I have after reading about Yumi at downtown. I need to be there right now because I'm a 100% in love with toe sucking.

I went to IHC last week. Had a soso time a girl name Suzi. Good service but not gfe at all. It is 3am right now and I'm calling downtown to see if they are still open. If so, I will be there right away.

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I am a longtime Waldorf hobbyist but turned to DC after the goldenn age there came to an end. Have had good luck at IHC with both Mina and Mimi (she really gets into it). But what's with the rooms? I'm 6 4 and I can't fit on the tables without toucjing at both ends. Am I the only tall guy who goes there? Are there bigger rooms?

Reflections on the AMP/Escort scene in DC for newcomers:

The AMP experience has some advantages over the escort scene in DC. You don't need to give out your name or phone number or a reference; and you don't need an appointment. Just show up with some cash and you're in. You generally get fs for the standard 160 rate (60 to the house, 100 to the girl), a lower rate than escorts tend to charge. The girls tend to follow the same routine as described by others -- table shower, scrubbing of the vital areas, massage followed by light touching of the vital areas, once understanding is reached (if you haven't been there before), licking around base of cock, covered bj, and various positions until you finish and then hot towel to clean you off. One cup of tea is usually all you get. All this performed on that narrow massage table. The girls come and go so if you go to one of these places next time your favorite girl may be gone. The AMP girls tend to be almost exclusively Korean from Korea, not Korean-Americans.

The escort scene offers more choice in regard to nationalities and possibility of experiences. Unfortunately, most require real names, phone numbers and references from other escorts. The average going rate is 250/hour but you can find some at 175/200. Sometimes you can find specials at 150 or so when business is slow. There are some very good escort discussion and review websites out there if you look. So why go through the hassles of getting screened, getting an appointment and paying more money? Well, if you pick the right escort, you can definitely get a "knock your socks off" incredible porn star experience. BBBJTC and anal are on the menu for some select escorts and multiple cups of tea are generally offered if you can get it up during the session. The good escorts try very hard to please you and have a great attitude. There is a large selection in the DC area that advertise on the web so you need to choose carefully.

I go back and forth between AMP and escorts. Personally, I find it rare to get a 9 or 10 experience at an AMP but if you pick the right girl, you can get a 7/8 experience. With the right escort you can definitely get that 9/10 experience but you have to do your research.

A buddy and I drove to the area of 1413 K and he went inside and returned with all smiles. While this was going on I sat outside (behind the black rails upstairs) and talked with some homeless people there. Older black gentleman went by the name of Guitar "Dave" I was there close to an hour and he told me that the girls get a bill per guy but that it was too early 1030pm for the real action. He had a lot of interesting things to say and told me to walk around a 2 block radius and I would see ladies and sure enough I did. This is BLATENT lol not like the midwest very very skimpy outfits and they walk right up to the cars. Can say for sure that 14th street is the place to be and I did manage to end up seeing like 6 or 7 ladies and actually I saw a "9" and a few 7's didn't partake buddy came out bout an hour later and was all smiles saw a girl named "jani" something like that $ not a bad price for him he said no "a" play and good massage several positions and shower.

I sometimes decide I want something a little different than the AMP scene, and I haven't gotten up the nerve to do the SW dance yet. Recently I had the pleasure to visit one of the escort listings in the DC area. It was one of my best memories of DC. I called up the escort listing "After Hours DC" and asked who was available. I spoke with Amber and she was very friendly and very knowledgeable about the DC area. She recommended Michelle and gave me her description. I readily agreed. I met her at one of their incall locations and when the door opened I know my eyes must have popped out of their sockets. She is European Spanish, very exotic, speaks English as well or better than most of my college associates. She is 5'4" tall, size 4, 110 ponds soaking wet, has a full 34DD , 22, 34 body, and hard as it is to believe if it's not natural it's well hidden. She was a perfect hostess the entire time I was with her. She offered me the bathroom with plenty of clean towles for a nice pre-shower. We spent a considerable time just touching and getting acquainted. then went right on into the main attraction. She is a class act, she does it all covered, and she does it well. Afterward we lay cuddled together and talked for at least 20 minutes. ( Now I did pay for the 1 1/2 hours). Once again when I was ready to go she asked if I wanted to shower, and at no time did she hurry me or try to rush me out the door. I think I probably got about 2 hours for my 90 minutes, and this lady was worth every penny. If you want a true GFEEEEE experience with a very intelligent lady, try Michelle. I know I'll be back. If the other ladies there are anything like Michelle, try them all. www.afterhoursdc.com

Incall $220 1 hr, I took 90 minutes for $300, and next time I'll probably go back for one hour. I'm getting too old to go twice in 90 minutes and I can easily go once in an hour so why push my luck. Normally I pay $60 massage, $100 F/s at the AMP's but this was a welcome change of pace.

Hello friends, I have two questions. First, what is the *best* AMP for a good, full massage with a HJ? That's all I'm looking for.

Second, is there anything in DC approaching the blow job bars of Asia? Any BJs or HJs at the local stip clubs?

Thank you for your wisdom and direction.

Since I have been away from the AMP scene for two plus months, strictly for research purposes, I decided to visit Downtown for an update of the scene. Walked up those four scary flights of stairs which always struck me as an easy target for muggers and rang that doorbell. Greeted by the mamasan and told her I wanted to see who was working. She arranged a line-up of 6 girls and I choose the one most attractive to me. Pay the mamasan 60 for the hour. Her face was a 7 and her slim sexy body (small b size cups) was an 8. She told me her name was Meesha and that she had worked there 11 days. Her manner was a little reserved and I started regretting my choice. The most attractive girl is usually not the best in services but sometimes you get lucky. She gave me the basic table shower, a short time in the sauna, and then your run of the mill massage. Her English was limited so we did not talk too much. After the massage, she asked "Want do you want?" and I responded "Everything" and the clothes came off. Nice slim body, tight ass, smooth skin, nice natural b cups, quite a sexy bod. Nothing to complain about. Light licking around the body, tit massage with baby oil on the back, a little ass licking, very short cbj (less than a minute). As the norm, she placed the condom on my cock as she was sucking it. For a moment I thought it was a bbbj because it was dark in the room. She got on top and started grinding away. It felt nice but she was moving a little too fast for me as she started pounding away on top and I came before I had a chance to switch positions. Nice girl but a bit too reserved for me. I would like someone who is more wild and out to please. Afterwards, she cleaned me up and help me put on my clothes. As in the last few visits at Downtown, I handed her the 100 tip at the end of the session. We never discussed price and it was just assumed that I would give her the appropriate amount. Overall, I would give her a 6 for performance. Standard fare, nothing special. But she definitely had a smoking bod. If I took her again, I am sure that she would loosen up and I would take more control of the situation and make her work a little harder for that money. I will probably be checking out some new escorts and then return to the AMP in a few months. During my one hour that door bell rang 5 times so the girls are busy at DT; this during a time when Meesha said it was slow. If 6 customers in an hour is slow, I can't image the busy times.

Noha

I would suggest you try one of the Northern Virginia or Maryland Amps. You should probably stay away from the DC Amps, we wouldn't want to give the girls the impression the DC clientel are satisfied with just a massage and HJ...LOL

XS

Ok, I'm a long time regular at IHC and a chinese place in Maryland. I go there because IHC charges 140 and the chinese place charges 120. IHC is always good with no doubt. The chinese place is a hit or miss. But after last night. I finally understand why all of you are going to downtown now.

I saw Yummi last night. Man, she was fun. Well, let me just say this first. If you are looking for a good massage then she is not the one. But if you are looking for a pretty girl to go wild on you. She is all the fun that you can ask for.

In the last post I saw someone said she did toe sucking. Which is the reason I went to see her. Well, she didn't do it to me. I only got a few little kiss on the bottom of my feets. I was very disappointed for 2 seconds. But then she start rubbing her private area on my left knee for like 2 mins. That was the first for me and she was very into it because afterward my knee was all wet. She then move up to my chest and start rubbing it there so my chest got wet too. After all the rubbing and licking she finally put a cover on me. We then went on with 69 and she got my face all wet. I couldn't wait no more so i ask her to ride on me. Couple position changed. I agree with what was said about this girl. You can't hold long against her. I think i lasted like 5 mins. After the main event she lay down next to me and we played n chatted. No rush at all.
On the way out I saw 2 other girls. One wearing red and one wearing green. The green one was ok. The girl wearing red was a knock out. She is tall and skinny with a very pretty face. I asked Yummi about her name but she wouldn't tell me. She said only Yummi is ok. Come here and only see yummi. Well, if anyone else have info about that girl. She is about 5'7 or little more. Skinny with long hair. Please let me know her name and how good she is. Otherwise I guess I will stay with the sure thing call Yummi.

Have a good day folks.

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Last Friday I was in DC around 1PM and decided to give 1413 K one more change. Well I have to say that the third time is the charm.

A typical mamasan showed me to the room. Asked if I had been there before, and I told her I had been there twice before. She asked if I had “really” been there before and I named my two previous providers. She was satisfied with this. (NOTE: always remember a few names for the boards to offer up if quizzed at a place you really have not been to before, you may actually need them some times.)

Mamasan did not take the house fee, but quickly brought back Yoshe, who took the fee and left for a few minutes. When she returned she took me to the sauna for about 10 minutes, seems the hot water was not hot yet for the shower. Yoshe sat with me in the sauna part of the time, and she looked nice. She is about 5 foot 1, dyed blond hair and a nice set of C cup tits. Yoshe is very, very cute, with a full face that make here look younger that she must be. She told me she came to the US from Korea about 23 years ago. But the extent of her accent told me the spent her first years of leaning to speak in Korea. So I guessed she must have be in her late 20’s, but she looks 19 or so. With her frame combined with their size and firmness tits I figured her tits were artificial. To my delight, I soon discovered they were 100% natural.

The shower, when the water was not, was fairly standard except Yoshe paid more attention to soaping up Mr. Happy than usual. Had my but rising right off the table. Back at the room, I put the standard tip on the little table “under my watch”. The massage was short but good. She gave a pressure massage as opposed to a rubbing massage. I have has plenty of massages by now and I could tell she knew what she was doing. Her top came off before she started, and soon she went into the tit massage. From there was some light kissing on the back and around the back door.

On the flip she started on a very enthusiastic, and energetic CBJ, which after a little stoking of her kitty, tuned into about 15 minutes of 69ing. This was enhanced by the fact that she did to lube up in preparation. I took care of that. Yoshe then dove into some cowgirl action, but I knew I would not last more than a minute of two the way she was going, so I stopped her and got her on her back. But before I dove in, I dove in and lapped up the kitty some more. With a little direction on here part, she most definitely had a happy beginning.

After some major groaning on her pare she started telling me to come up and f*** her. I resisted a little while but eventually did as she asked. She insisted on a real pounding, and I obliged as best I could. But by now she was soooo wet, I could not hold out more then 5 minutes.

After, she sat on the edge of the table we talked some more, just some chit-chat. She went to get a hot towel, but did not get dressed, only wrapped the towel I wore to the shower around her self. She helped me dress and took me to the door and told me to come back in two weeks and “do here again”. I think I will do just that.

So, after a ruff start at this place I had one of the better spa experiences, ever.

I went to Mini Health Club a few weeks ago. It was as described elsewhere (also referred to as IHC). I was first shown to a waiting room. The mamasan brought in a girl for my approval and I said "OK." Inside I was thinking this was one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen. She spoke little during the shower and didn't smile at all, though.

After the shower she gave an amazing massage. The massage was one of the best I've ever had, even from legitimate masseuses. I should add that she got naked as soon as we were back in the room after the shower. When I rolled over she licked my whole body before applying the condom. I knew I would last long because she was so beautiful. She was slim but perfectly proportioned and her face was unbelievable. I also thought she came too, while I was inside her. It was not at all the fake moaing thing but the kind of tensing up and shivering, but quiet.

After I came we laid together and I finally got her to smile, shyly at first. But as we talked more she seemed to relax with me. Her English was not good at all but she was smiling a lot as we talked.

On the way out she kissed my cheek, asked me to come back and then whispered to me that I had made her come and she wanted me to come back and do it again. I wanted to see her again after only about three days but she was on vacation. Over the next couple of weeks she continued to be on vacation until the mamasan finally 'fessed up that the beautiful girl, named Suchon, was back in Korea. It's too bad because, having overcome her initial shyness I felt that, between an amazing massage and her wanting me to make her come, I was looking forward to some great sessions.

I recently experienced Downtown for the first time with my prior experience at Dupont. In comparison, Dupont is a much nicer facility, you don't fear getting mugged or jumped on that long vertical ascent and once inside, I found Dupont to be more upscale. The room I was in was about 10x10 with a cozy feel to it, in comparison to Downtown which is small and utilitarian.

My massuese at Dupont was an older Thai (30's), in the states for several years. spoke excellent english and gave a very good massage, plus the usuals.

There seemed to be younger girls at Downtown, I too had a massage from Meisha, who I agree was new to this, but she is very pretty, has a wonderful body and we shared some enjoyable cuddle time at the end of the session. Although her english is lacking, she indicated that she intends to stay in the US for 2 years then return to her family. Which makes me wonder what brings them here and is it on their own accord?

Don't know whether I should try another facility or try to dial in on a particular one.

Happy Hunting!