EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3028381]
When I made it out to the parking lot, I then noticed a nervous looking Liana from Tat's glancing around and dragging on a cigarette from inside her car. Her greasy, crimped blond hair and weak chin gave her away. Another Euro monger was pulling into the lot as I drove away. I feel bad for you, sir. Liana has a trashy, uneasy vibe and awful skills. I'm willing to bet that card left behind was for her and Tat's.[/QUOTE]Does she have not quite shoulder length hair, and was smoking in her car with the driver door open? I wasn't close enough to see if she had a weak chin, but she was sucking on a cancer stick like it was the last one on earth. I saw this as I was leaving my session today at the same location.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3113746]Does she have not quite shoulder length hair, and was smoking in her car with the driver door open? I wasn't close enough to see if she had a weak chin, but she was sucking on a cancer stick like it was the last one on earth. I saw this as I was leaving my session today at the same location.[/QUOTE]Yes! That's Lianna. She's an easy one for extras with a so-so massage. Honestly, there are many, many other Euros to chose from. Her bedside manner is sketchy and nervous. It kills the vibe. For a few dollars more, you could see somebody easy on the eyes at GH for an average massage with extras.

As far as this one, does she have a name she goes by?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/russian-lovley-hands-in-and-outcalls/28449144[/URL]

I'm wondering if her, Lianna, and CT's "K" all work out of the same office down the hall on Shermer. For those who didn't receive extras the first time around, did anyone make a return visit? What was the rate of success? I may TOFTT, if her photo is current and accurate.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3113325]Tried her today. I got a decent therapeutic massage, but shut out on the flip. I also was covered the whole time.[/QUOTE]Did you go in bare from the get-go? If they don't leave the room while you undress, that's typically the best sign that you're in the clear. If they gesture that they'll step out for a moment, I'll gently let them know that leaving isn't necessary. (The gun-shy ones usually step out either way.) If they simply have a small towel waiting on the table after they're gone, I'll lay on top of it instead, in the buff. If they come in and don't try to cover you with a new towel, you're still good. If you do get covered all over again, it doesn't mean all is lost, but it'll likely require a follow-up visit.

Speaking of Shermer, the busty, raven haired masseuse at MM draped me for 2 entire sessions. 3rd session was nude but SS. 4th session left me happy, but she massaged me with rubber gloves! She is a real strict dictator when it comes to roaming. Has ANYONE ever successfully roamed with her?!

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3114128]Did you go in bare from the get-go? If they don't leave the room while you undress, that's typically the best sign that you're in the clear. If they gesture that they'll step out for a moment, I'll gently let them know that leaving isn't necessary. (The gun-shy ones usually step out either way.) If they simply have a small towel waiting on the table after they're gone, I'll lay on top of it instead, in the buff. If they come in and don't try to cover you with a new towel, you're still good. If you do get covered all over again, it doesn't mean all is lost, but it'll likely require a follow-up visit.
[/QUOTE]I went bare from the start, but she went behind the wall when I disrobed.

I barely had the towel across my ass and she rearranged it to make sure I was completely covered.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3114128]Did you go in bare from the get-go? If they don't leave the room while you undress, that's typically the best sign that you're in the clear. If they gesture that they'll step out for a moment, I'll gently let them know that leaving isn't necessary. (The gun-shy ones usually step out either way.) If they simply have a small towel waiting on the table after they're gone, I'll lay on top of it instead, in the buff. If they come in and don't try to cover you with a new towel, you're still good. If you do get covered all over again, it doesn't mean all is lost, but it'll likely require a follow-up visit.

Speaking of Shermer, the busty, raven haired masseuse at MM draped me for 2 entire sessions. 3rd session was nude but SS. 4th session left me happy, but she massaged me with rubber gloves! She is a real strict dictator when it comes to roaming. Has ANYONE ever successfully roamed with her?![/QUOTE]I am amazed at your patience. 4 sessions with the ultimate reward off rubber gloves? Remarkable. What is her allure?

When I go to my legit massage spa I know going in there won't be any extra play. When I want extra play after a massage I see those therapists because I know extra play will happen. I don't understand why some guys torture themselves going to a legit therapist multiple times trying to get extra play. Am I missing something?

[QUOTE=RonM;3115162]When I go to my legit massage spa I know going in there won't be any extra play. When I want extra play after a massage I see those therapists because I know extra play will happen. I don't understand why some guys torture themselves going to a legit therapist multiple times trying to get extra play. Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]It's like getting a nun to fuck you. I mean, sort of.

I know I'm posting in the wrong area and that I'm just a regular member I'm going to be in the area of north ave and cicero and want something that's not a crack head off cicero love european woman please help.

[QUOTE=RonM;3115162]When I go to my legit massage spa I know going in there won't be any extra play. When I want extra play after a massage I see those therapists because I know extra play will happen. I don't understand why some guys torture themselves going to a legit therapist multiple times trying to get extra play. Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]I've had legit therapists over the years. If you invest the time and money, it's interesting to them loosen up and go beyond their comfort zones as you become a regular client.

It definitely takes patience.

[QUOTE=RonM;3115162]When I go to my legit massage spa I know going in there won't be any extra play. When I want extra play after a massage I see those therapists because I know extra play will happen. I don't understand why some guys torture themselves going to a legit therapist multiple times trying to get extra play. Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]The majority of the people here will agree with you and I can understand why. Most people want a sure thing without any hassle. They will scan these boards to find updates and seek out positive reviews so they can attend the same places. I can understand people having busy lives and having no patience for YMMV situations. To me, however, that's boring.

This isn't to say that I don't go to guaranteed places myself. I do. But what I enjoy more is finding reviews where the girl was described as attractive but either legit or offered such a limited menu that the reviewer reported that it was not worth it to see the girl again. These are the situations I look for and schedule a visit for. I'm not going to sit here and tell you that I find success in all these situations, but I am going to tell you that I find it in most. The majority of European women who do this kind of work want to be treated in a manner that is consistent with the values of their culture. You walking in asking for a handie on the first visit, for some of them, is an extreme put off. There are places where that is acceptable and they are discussed here quite often. There are places where that's just not going to work. Ok so what's the point? Why keep going to a place "hoping" for a positive outcome, spending money just to walk away empty handed? Well first off, If I haven't made some kind of personal connection of the first visit, then I'm not coming back, because there is no point. However, and it's not hard, if I do feel like a connection is made, then I will return. Most of the time, these visits will end in extras that are simply not available to others. And there lies the thrill. You are experiencing something that the majority of reviewers are not. The majority of these places, you might be the 5th or 6th handy of the day. I see a lot of complaints about mechanicalness in reviews. If you were rubbing clits for 8 hours a day, you would become mechanical too. Again, for a lot of people they don't care. They are there for a transaction. That's fine. Sometimes I am too. But I have had way more fun putting in a bit more effort and finding these hidden gems. Sometimes they only last a few sessions, other times I've actually ended up seeing the provider outside business hours for extended periods of time.

Most of this info you won't find on the boards. It is traded in PM's but rarely do people give away their best leads because it can and has ruined the situation for them.

[QUOTE=StanCopier;3110413]She's back!

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Have yet to have the pleasure, but have read nothing but great things.[/QUOTE]Rachelina's last day here, and had the pleasure of seeing her again. Nothing less than spectacular, I would recommend to everyone to at least give her a shot just for the experience.

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;3115525]

Most of this info you won't find on the boards. It is traded in PM's but rarely do people give away their best leads because it can and has ruined the situation for them.[/QUOTE]I understand what you're saying. I'm not a challenge type guy. I like to know beforehand that whatever I'm looking for is what the massage therapist (or provider for that matter) is offering on the first visit. The legit spa I go to is just that, legit. No extra play is hinted at or offered. And that's fine with me. I do enjoy a great legit massage. When I'm in a massage playing mood then I go see those therapists. (not at the legit place) They do give decent enough massages. Not like the legit place I go to. But I know extra play will happen.

On your last point, I agree totally. My best leads stay with me.

Can't agree more. Well put.

There comes a point to when you really in for the hunt. The success and the pleasure you get out of a sure thing is 10 x less than the pleasure of a good hunt.

I guess to each his own.

Be safe.

MG.

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;3115525]The majority of the people here will agree with you and I can understand why. Most people want a sure thing without any hassle. They will scan these boards to find updates and seek out positive reviews so they can attend the same places. I can understand people having busy lives and having no patience for YMMV situations. To me, however, that's boring.

This isn't to say that I don't go to guaranteed places myself. I do. But what I enjoy more is finding reviews where the girl was described as attractive but either legit or offered such a limited menu that the reviewer reported that it was not worth it to see the girl again. These are the situations I look for and schedule a visit for. I'm not going to sit here and tell you that I find success in all these situations, but I am going to tell you that I find it in most. The majority of European women who do this kind of work want to be treated in a manner that is consistent with the values of their culture. You walking in asking for a handie on the first visit, for some of them, is an extreme put off. There are places where that is acceptable and they are discussed here quite often. There are places where that's just not going to work. Ok so what's the point? Why keep going to a place "hoping" for a positive outcome, spending money just to walk away empty handed? Well first off, If I haven't made some kind of personal connection of the first visit, then I'm not coming back, because there is no point. However, and it's not hard, if I do feel like a connection is made, then I will return. Most of the time, these visits will end in extras that are simply not available to others. And there lies the thrill. You are experiencing something that the majority of reviewers are not. The majority of these places, you might be the 5th or 6th handy of the day. I see a lot of complaints about mechanicalness in reviews. If you were rubbing clits for 8 hours a day, you would become mechanical too. Again, for a lot of people they don't care. They are there for a transaction. That's fine. Sometimes I am too. But I have had way more fun putting in a bit more effort and finding these hidden gems. Sometimes they only last a few sessions, other times I've actually ended up seeing the provider outside business hours for extended periods of time.

Most of this info you won't find on the boards. It is traded in PM's but rarely do people give away their best leads because it can and has ruined the situation for them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3114337]I am amazed at your patience. 4 sessions with the ultimate reward off rubber gloves? Remarkable. What is her allure?[/QUOTE]I'll admit that I finally folded after the release came with rubber gloves. Up until that point, the massage was superb. Very firm pressure and very therapeutic. I'd compliment her strenuous technique with an occasional groan or pleasureable sigh. She finally took the hint and would smack me on the ass while she was digging into my gluteus with her elbows. She's built how I like my Euros. Stacked, tall, with long hair. The down side? I've never received any word that she ever allowed roaming. Not handling that glorious top is too much torture for me at that point, even with a gloved finish.

[QUOTE=ZeroDark13;3115297]It's like getting a nun to fuck you. I mean, sort of.[/QUOTE]Or like getting a lesbian to fuck. It's a challenge and when won, its feeds the ego, which helps those of us that are getting past our prime but don't want to admit it yet.

P.S. I've done a lesbian. Not that exciting. A nun sounds impossible. But then I know a guy that's currently banging a monk so what do I know.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;3118637] It's a challenge and when won, its feeds the ego, which helps those of us that are getting past our prime but don't want to admit it yet.
[/QUOTE]I'll admit I'm way past my Prime. But seeing a young provider half my age does make me feel half my age. The difference being when I get home I go right to sleep. LOL! The age difference is 25 years.

Saw "T" there today. Cute little thing, but wearing a sweater vest over a long-sleeved shirt, so I knew no topless.

Good therapeutic massage, but kind of a mechanical finish.

It hit me on the drive home there really wasn't any teasing before or after the flip, just straight to it.

[QUOTE=RonM;3118812]I'll admit I'm way past my Prime. But seeing a young provider half my age does make me feel half my age. The difference being when I get home I go right to sleep. LOL! The age difference is 25 years.[/QUOTE]When they are young 20-28 I feel like I'm stealing plus I cum to fast. I like them mature 35 and up.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3120180]Saw "T" there today. Cute little thing, but wearing a sweater vest over a long-sleeved shirt, so I knew no topless.

Good therapeutic massage, but kind of a mechanical finish.

It hit me on the drive home there really wasn't any teasing before or after the flip, just straight to it.[/QUOTE]"T" with shorter, brown hair correct? Very therapeutic and will tease if you express interest. She was reasonably generous with OTC roaming, from what I can remember.

Prefer under 25 spinner type with med or less breasts. Quite frankly, because never got anywhere with them at that age. And most importantly, older ones just remind me of later disastrous relationships.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3126614]"T" with shorter, brown hair correct? Very therapeutic and will tease if you express interest. She was reasonably generous with OTC roaming, from what I can remember.[/QUOTE]That's her. I sent signals but didn't get any real teasing, very light, if at all.

[QUOTE=FrankyCando;3121244]When they are young 20-28 I feel like I'm stealing plus I cum to fast. I like them mature 35 and up.[/QUOTE]Young Providers or Mature Providers, my session time is the same. The young ones tend to be more intense and vocal. Where as the mature providers are more relaxed and quiet. Either way I still enjoy the session.

Saw here again great time cummed on in pussy I love here so much great time always.

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[QUOTE=Sak123;3128518]Saw here again great time cummed on in pussy I love here so much great time always.[/QUOTE]At what parlor this lady is working?

You may PM.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3130404]At what parlor this lady is working?

You may PM.[/QUOTE]Do a search (upper right of page) and you will get all the info you need. Rocket Dork.

I am seeing a Euro working out of an office at North Wabash in the loop. I think she's legit only, and she's great, but I sometimes wonder if she would be willing to go HE. The direct way to find out is to ask but I don't want to offend her and kill my legit relationship. She's a sweet girl and knows how to work my back. For that reason I don't want to give more info here. PM me if youthink you know her and we can go from there. Thanks.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;3133778]I am seeing a Euro working out of an office at North Wabash in the loop. I think she's legit only, and she's great, but I sometimes wonder if she would be willing to go HE. The direct way to find out is to ask but I don't want to offend her and kill my legit relationship. She's a sweet girl and knows how to work my back. For that reason I don't want to give more info here. PM me if youthink you know her and we can go from there. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Be careful and patient. Legit masseuses have keen intuitive abilities. They can pick out a monger from a mile away. If you really want to continue the platonic working relationship, tip her above normal and be friendly without being creepy. If she wants to come around, she will. But any frank overtures will just put you on her "don't book list".

[QUOTE=Sak123;3128518]Saw here again great time cummed on in pussy I love here so much great time always.[/QUOTE]Fellow monger in town from Florida. How do I find Sylvia's contact info? Searched forum and BP but no luck.

[QUOTE=Scooter1;3134143]Fellow monger in town from Florida. How do I find Sylvia's contact info? Searched forum and BP but no luck.[/QUOTE]I came up empty as well trying to find Sylvia. Can someone pm me some contact details or a link? Dork? Monk? You have shared in the past. My apologizes for not being able to find her.

Fred.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;3133778]I am seeing a Euro working out of an office at North Wabash in the loop. I think she's legit only, and she's great, but I sometimes wonder if she would be willing to go HE. The direct way to find out is to ask but I don't want to offend her and kill my legit relationship. She's a sweet girl and knows how to work my back. For that reason I don't want to give more info here. PM me if youthink you know her and we can go from there. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I'm 99% sure I know the masseuse. Are you referring to the tall, well stacked brunette? The blond who works with her is legit. Extras are YMMV. She has become more prudent about it over time. Savvy flirtation, gentlemanly persistence, and tipping nicely will break the ice. I did well right out of the gate with her. However, I was shot down on my return attempt, due to sending her clients without her pre-approval. She is extremely gun shy. PM if you like.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3134161]I'm 99% sure I know the masseuse. Are you referring to the tall, well stacked brunette? The blond who works with her is legit. Extras are YMMV. She has become more prudent about it over time. Savvy flirtation, gentlemanly persistence, and tipping nicely will break the ice. I did well right out of the gate with her. However, I was shot down on my return attempt, due to sending her clients without her pre-approval. She is extremely gun shy. PM if you like.[/QUOTE]This is how to ruin a good set up.

[QUOTE=RonM;3136538]This is how to ruin a good set up.[/QUOTE]I feel I was vague enough in my description. Even if I'm on the money, the location and therapist name is still confidential. If you are referring to my approach, I'd say this technique has worked quite well for me, especially with poker faced Euro's.

[QUOTE=WildRider80;2801915]Saw a new girl at Olga's her name is Maya. Tall blonde. I think Polish. Very sweet. Nice HE. One problem, paid for an hour got only thirty minutes. Tipped 40 was asked " that's it?" Again very sweet girl during massage and has decent skills. She has the ability to do deep tissue. So that's the info. Hope it helps.

The Rider.[/QUOTE]Same experience with Maya at Yankee Stadium. Must be the same girl, but is Olga's the same as Maria's. She is Polish. 40'ish. Tall, blond and very attractvie. She wore a nigh neck prissy sweater but don't let thay fool you. She's a definite MILF with a great body for her age. Good news is that she let me play. She went for the reach under about five minutes into the session while I rubbed her crotch OTC. After the flip she let her ample breasts out when I reached for them, and she had no problem when I pulled her legggings down to check out her very nice MILF ass, but there was no UTC action. Bad news is that the massage was almost non-existant and time was cut short. . 75 for the hour plus. 45 tip to reward the play time but I wouldn't repeat given the other issies.

[QUOTE=Frederickmil;3134157]I came up empty as well trying to find Sylvia. Can someone pm me some contact details or a link? Dork? Monk? You have shared in the past. My apologizes for not being able to find her.

Fred.[/QUOTE]Private message me. I didn't see post til today, 7 days later. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3127006]That's her. I sent signals but didn't get any real teasing, very light, if at all.[/QUOTE]I just saw her recently as well. Decent therapeutic massage and went right for the main event after a few signals from me.

[QUOTE=Hobbyist256;3152115]I just saw her recently as well. Decent therapeutic massage and went right for the main event after a few signals from me.[/QUOTE]I think I saw her as well a few weeks back, she reminded of Sandra bullock? She was finishing the massage with me and said all done until I pulled the towel and pointed. No arguments and a nice finish.

Also, was at MM this week, busty masseuse named Anna. Very good massage and no teasing aside from when I was face up and she was rubbing my stomach with her chest in my face. Not sure if it was intentional or just unavoidable due to her huge rack. I didn't push the envelope based off YMMV reviews on here. Is she a one that takes a visit or two?

[QUOTE=NotThatGuy77;3153611]I think I saw her as well a few weeks back, she reminded of Sandra bullock? She was finishing the massage with me and said all done until I pulled the towel and pointed. No arguments and a nice finish.

Also, was at MM this week, busty masseuse named Anna. Very good massage and no teasing aside from when I was face up and she was rubbing my stomach with her chest in my face. Not sure if it was intentional or just unavoidable due to her huge rack. I didn't push the envelope based off YMMV reviews on here. Is she a one that takes a visit or two?[/QUOTE]Seriously? If she was rubbing your stomach with her rack in your face you should have just moved her hand lower. These ladies know what they're doing and nothing is unintentional.

-w.

You may want to give this place a visit. I have not visited. Just passing by and looks interesting if Nino was still alive.

[URL]http://www.andrenapierspa.com/massage.aspx[/URL]

[QUOTE=NotThatGuy77;3153611]I think I saw her as well a few weeks back, she reminded of Sandra bullock? She was finishing the massage with me and said all done until I pulled the towel and pointed. No arguments and a nice finish.

Also, was at MM this week, busty masseuse named Anna. Very good massage and no teasing aside from when I was face up and she was rubbing my stomach with her chest in my face. Not sure if it was intentional or just unavoidable due to her huge rack. I didn't push the envelope based off YMMV reviews on here. Is she a one that takes a visit or two?[/QUOTE]Definitely no need for draping with "T" at CT. If people are going in draped, no wonder they are hesitant about extras.

As far as MM goes, do you mean Miracle or Mantra? If you mean Mantra, you'll likely have to put in a few visits before getting anywhere. The rack is for show only. No roaming with her, which is highly disappointing.