Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;3800031]I only went there once and there were 2 other women besides Joyce. I chose Joyce because she was the cutest of the bunch, but I opted out of the nude option because it was unreasonable. She let me kiss her face as much as I wanted. If I ever go back I'm going for some tongue.[/QUOTE]Went to Tokyo tonight for the first time. Worst experience ever. Paid for TS and 30 min. Ended up with about a 5 minute massage, no TS, did have a rushed HE. Was out of there in about 20 minutes. I was happy to get out of there, so didn't bother arguing to get rest of massage or TS. She then asked for more money. Until I pointed out I paid for more than 20 minutes. Should have gone to my usual 23rd.

Stopped by to see Lisa at 23rd street but Wendy said she wasn't there. I wish the forum had been up for the past month so someone could have reviewed her before I took the plunge. She seemed giggly and friendly. Mid-30's, nice legs, attractive. Opted for a TS since I had just come off the golf course. Thorough but no teasing. Massage was mediocre and was too much pressure for my liking. Not the worst massage I ever had but far from the best. On the flip she immediately asked how much I wanted to give her. This is a big no-no for me. Lis has never once asked how much I would tip her. I refused to tell her and told her she would have to just trust me. The top came up and she got busy. Try as she might, we couldn't get the job done. I'm older so I expect this to happen once in awhile. It certainly wasn't from her lack of effort. She went back to the massage and wanted to try again but at that point it was too late for me. Her massage and TS only lasted 45 minutes so I don't care to not get the time I paid for. I don't know how to describe it other than average but I certainly don't think I'll have another massage from her. I realize that someone else's experience could be completely different then mine. I certainly hope so.

[QUOTE=PlantMan02;3804167] Try as she might, we couldn't get the job done. I'm older so I expect this to happen once in awhile. It certainly wasn't from her lack of effort. .[/QUOTE]You should have told her to massage your prostate. You would have popped in no time. But if your problem was that Mr Willy was still asleep then you'll have to get a prescription for that.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;3809578]You should have told her to massage your prostate. You would have popped in no time. But if your problem was that Mr Willy was still asleep then you'll have to get a prescription for that.[/QUOTE]This post wasn't about me. It was about the provider. I don't recall asking for a diagnosis.

[QUOTE=PlantMan02;3810319]This post wasn't about me. It was about the provider. I don't recall asking for a diagnosis.[/QUOTE]It is not a diagnosis.
It's a helpful recommendation. Obviously you don't know the difference.

Prior to the blackout I was intrested in going down to 23rd ave after seeing all the great reviews, was given a great recommendation and told who to ask for, I should have listened to him LOL. During the blackout I went down and was met with an average 40 ish thin lady wearing legging can't recall her name. I asked for the person I was recommended but she said she was busy, told her I'd come back but she said shed take good care of me and winked, junior took over then and I agreed. Paid the house fee of 60 and off we went, I got in my birthday suit, she stepped out and came back in wearing a small dress, she looked ok but immediatly a strong smell took over the room. We started the massage and I started to touch her inner thigh and she ask me to flip. Minime was fully awake and wanted more, she stuck out her toungue and told me $, I tried to negotiate but she said no. I went in told that it was a $ for extra but that smell had me a bit hesitant, it was a strong garlic mixed with sweat kind of smell very strong almost to the point to where you can taste it. I ended up just getting a TS and she gave me a hug on my way out. I should have listened to my recommendation. She was ok I would have paid the $ otherwise. Will try it again but this time see who I was told.

[QUOTE=Batzinga;3815726]I went in told that it was a $ for extra but that smell had me a bit hesitant, it was a strong garlic mixed with sweat kind of smell very strong almost to the point to where you can taste it. [/QUOTE]Among other things the Chinese put lots of RAW garlic in most of their food and so it comes out their pores when they sweat, and it reeks to high heaven. You don't get that at Chinese restaurants because that isn't real Chinese food. It would be like saying Taco Bell food is real Mexican. BTW, you're too polite. I would have asked her to swish with mouthwash or grab a breath mint and slosh on some perfume.

Anyone have a recommendation for a name of a masseuse at 23rd who does an out of this world BBBJ (preferably Cim)?

[QUOTE=Tret42;3833441]Anyone have a recommendation for a name of a masseuse at 23rd who does an out of this world BBBJ (preferably Cim)?[/QUOTE]Red Robin serves BBBJs. Big Beef Bacon Jalapeno burgers. With only 3 posts to your name asking for the same thing that's all you'll get.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;3834648]Red Robin serves BBBJs. Big Beef Bacon Jalapeno burgers. With only 3 posts to your name asking for the same thing that's all you'll get.[/QUOTE]Also if it's your birthday it's free.

But it might work well in a pinch. Massage Sensual is in the menu. The rates are not bad either. Enjoy.

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[QUOTE=Tret42;3833441]Anyone have a recommendation for a name of a masseuse at 23rd who does an out of this world BBBJ (preferably Cim)?[/QUOTE]

Took my annual summer visit to the AMP on 13th street last week. It seems I take one shot every year thinking things might get better. Nope.

Had a session with a lady I think was Winkie or Wiki. Very thin Chinese lady. Walk on back and decent massage but nothing erotic.

Better massages at Ming Tree and University Ave. Better erotics at 23rd or Tokyo. Better wait another year to try again. Better stop this better stuff.

[QUOTE=OilChanger;3846261]

Better massages at Ming Tree and University Ave. Better erotics at 23rd or Tokyo.[/QUOTE]Yep. The legit shops do great massages. The erotic ones give crappy massages because they know you're there just for HE so they're not going to wear themselves out with a prior massage.

I have been thinking about going to either Tokyo or 23rd. Which one is better at happy ending and does more to please the client if you know what I mean. Also what is the name of 23rd?

I'm thinking about going to either Tokyo or 23rd. Which on does a better happy ending and can provide the client with more service if you know what I mean. Also what is the 23rd named?