Massage Parlor Reports

Sorry all, must appoligize, I haven't posted in a while. FIrst off. Yeah, if you read my previous post about my normal girl being sad that I was with this older not nearly as nice girl. Well, I returned and she gave me crappy service. Anyways, I went to this other place, Hello, Kiti. Don't go there. The place is So over priced. $170 for the most rushed FS you could imagine. Got this Japanese girl, mediocre body. She wanted 50 up front. After she took the money to the mamisan, she then wanted another $120 for FS or $60 for head. I figured, I tried to work her down, but she wouldn't budge. So, I figured, I'd take one for the team. SO I gave in and paid the $120, thinking, this is going to be some wild Zen sex. Wrong! Rushed, wouldn't let you go use fingers, no DATY, no BJ after FS, just a hand job to finish. Absolutely sucked. Not going back there. The girl was only a 5. Kinda ticked me off. No massage, to clean up, she just sprays rubbing alchol on a paper towl so you can wipe yourself down.

Waste of money.

Hey CameltoeKiller,

What is the AMP so that all can avoid?

Maybe give LE the lead on this one, as closing it down may actually do us mongers a favor?

[QUOTE=CameltoeKiller; 1234213]Sorry all, must appoligize, I haven't posted in a while. FIrst off. Yeah, if you read my previous post about my normal girl being sad that I was with this older not nearly as nice girl. Well, I returned and she gave me crappy service. Anyways, I went to this other place, Hello, Kiti. Don't go there. The place is So over priced. $170 for the most rushed FS you could imagine. Got this Japanese girl, mediocre body. She wanted 50 up front. After she took the money to the mamisan, she then wanted another $120 for FS or $60 for head. I figured, I tried to work her down, but she wouldn't budge. So, I figured, I'd take one for the team. SO I gave in and paid the $120, thinking, this is going to be some wild Zen sex. Wrong! Rushed, wouldn't let you go use fingers, no DATY, no BJ after FS, just a hand job to finish. Absolutely sucked. Not going back there. The girl was only a 5. Kinda ticked me off. No massage, to clean up, she just sprays rubbing alchol on a paper towl so you can wipe yourself down.

Waste of money.[/QUOTE]

Place is called Hello, Kiti. It's off westhiemer in this little shopping strip.

[QUOTE=Big Money; 1235552]Hey CameltoeKiller,

What is the AMP so that all can avoid?

Maybe give LE the lead on this one, as closing it down may actually do us mongers a favor?[/QUOTE]

Hope you you like the picks. Don't be fooled by the decent bod on the one chick. Like I mentioned in my previous post. She gives lousy service. The other girl doesn't look nearly as good, however, she does some things with her tounge that makes your toes curl.

Some additional pics

Thanks CameltoeKiller!

I know your intentions are good, but some of the pics look like my ex-wife's old sonograms.

There are not many AMPs left that I trust in Houston.

I usually go to independents that work out of their apartments.

Most advertise on BP and CL, and are usually cheaper like 100-120.

But if you must go to an AMP, check out Sunflowers near Montrose.

They usually work out of couple of different apartments.

[url]http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/s-u-n-f-l-w-e-r-s-25/8532139[/url]

The damage is usually 140-160.

Or check out the AMPs up on 1960 where the damage can be anywhere from 140-200.

You're right, I wish the quality of photos were better. I end up using trying to video record it, but the quality isn't good when it's dark. Even worse when I try to take a screen shot of it, to post as a jpg. HOnestly though, I'm trying to stay closer to the 100 or lower. Don't need a massage, just a good 30 min, so I get to enjoy and not feel like I'm going in there and rushed into a one pump chump. Otherwise it just kinda takes the fun out of it. Anyone know of a good hidden camera that video records well in the dark? I'm not trying to be Spielberg or nothing, Just want to increase the quality a little for all the viewers without getting caught by the providers.

If anyone knows of any reliable apartment FS providers, please send info my directions. I've never been to one, and have always been sceptical of them. You never know if the husband walks in or its a sting. I had this one experience a long time ago where I go to this girls house. Rooms nice and dark, Had some nice hard sex. Next thing I know, you hear someone come home, so I'm rushed out the back door. I'm walking to my car, and realize my wallet has been Completely emptied (credit cards, drivers license, cash, everything). Believe me, I was not a happy camper. There had to be someone hiding under the bed or something like that. So, if anyone knows of some reliable providers, I'm definitly game to test it out.

PM me with any details, especially prices. Oh, and how does that work with calling them? I'll have to get one of those prepaid phones. Last thing I want is for them to have my cell phone number. You know the cops go through their cell phones once they are caught. I saw on some news report that they even go through security camera footage, if the places record and store it. So, if your friends with any AMP managers, ask them next time, what they do with the security footage, and let them know, cops will go through them as evidence.

[QUOTE=Big Money; 1237095]Thanks CameltoeKiller!

I know your intentions are good, but some of the pics look like my ex-wife's old sonograms.

There are not many AMPs left that I trust in Houston.

I usually go to independents that work out of their apartments.

Most advertise on BP and CL, and are usually cheaper like 100-120.

But if you must go to an AMP, check out Sunflowers near Montrose.

They usually work out of couple of different apartments.

[url]http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/s-u-n-f-l-w-e-r-s-25/8532139[/url]

The damage is usually 140-160.

Or check out the AMPs up on 1960 where the damage can be anywhere from 140-200.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CameltoeKiller;1237042]Hope you you like the picks. Don't be fooled by the decent bod on the one chick. Like I mentioned in my previous post. She gives lousy service. The other girl doesn't look nearly as good, however, she does some things with her tounge that makes your toes curl.[/QUOTE]No offense man, but, I would rule out a career in photography. LOL

[QUOTE=CameltoeKiller;1237212]]If anyone knows of any reliable apartment FS providers, please send info my directions.[/QUOTE]For an older Asian MILF, I would recommend Singing Julie or Julee (713-two-seven-one-0-nine-one-seven) off of Harwin near Gessner. She has been around a while, and works out of her apartment with no husband or BF to run you off. I've been seeing her for a few years now, and I usually pay 120 for massage and FS, and she does not rush. I would occasionally pay 100 by telling her I'm low on cash and need to buy gas, and she is cool with that. She has a regular job and will take certain appointments to make money on the side.

For an older Hispanic MILF, I would recommend I-10 Melissa (713-eight-six-eight-2-nine-one-eight) off of I-10 near TC Jester. She's not the best looking of the bunch, but she has the best attitude of any provider I've known and have been seeing her for years. She genuinely enjoys her work and will suck you dry BBBJCIM and then some. I always pay 80 for BBBJ or 100 FS. She sometimes have other ladies working with her in her home who are not as gifted as her, but they have the same great attitude and would pay 100 for the other ladies. They make you feel like your dick is the last one on earth and that they can't get enough of it. The only thing with them is that they sometimes have high traffic like as you are leaving some guy may be waiting in the living room although I never felt rushed.

If you do a search on other boards, you will find reviews that these two are Houston institutions.

[QUOTE=Spa Man 1;1237216]No offense man, but, I would rule out a career in photography. LOL[/QUOTE]Yeah, those pics are worse than Atari 2600 graphics.

Lovejugs

I really need to find a nice high quality hidden camera. Believe me, it's tough trying to take pictures of a provider without letter her know and have them come out well. The only way they even come out half decent if the room is nicely lit. And that is hard to do, as whens the last time you've had a girl riding you reverse cowgirl style with all the lights on. Most AMP are very dimly lit.

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Oh, yeah, this girl, She was HOT. Technique, pretty nice, nice implants. She kinda got a little rushed near the end. CBJ, FS. HJ to finish. No DATY, which I really wanted, as she seemed really tasty. Damage, bucksixty.

Go to Steam Spa. They leave the lights on. If you get the big room with the couch and the exercise bike, it is very bright. Plus, the couch can be a very fun alternative to the massage table.

A monger mate of mine reported a big raid on a well known AMP last night on FM1960. He got popped but not arrested as he was just walking around in his towel. LE let him go told him don't come back blah blah (took his drivers license. Didn't give it back?). Anybody heard of this raid? Can he get his license back?

How did they keep it. You have to have it to be allowed to drive.

[QUOTE=Tarl;1240452]A monger mate of mine reported a big raid on a well known AMP last night on FM1960. He got popped but not arrested as he was just walking around in his towel. LE let him go told him don't come back blah blah (took his drivers license. Didn't give it back?). Anybody heard of this raid? Can he get his license back?[/QUOTE]