2006 Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Atlgeoman]I could post this here or CL but here is more relevant. I have seen this post for rainbow for many days ALL Young INTERNATIONAL Massager TO GIVE SENSUAL MASSAGE (TABLE SHOWER - w4m - 19)

[url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/237603835.html[/url]

It has an ad and at the bottom a coupon you can print out. Never been there but coupon and tip could be a steal. Any comments on this?

Just trying to give a helping hand errrr not my hand tho lol.

Atlgeoman[/QUOTE]Hmm...have a look at that glossy craigslist ad. Am I a jerk for feeling that if they spell words like "PROFESSTIONAL" and "SPEACIAL" and "SHIASTU" and "MUESESS" in their advertising, then maybe they overlook details in other areas as well? I realize they're not offering their skills in English syntax, but c'mon...have a native speaker read your ad copy, baby! It does wonders for your credibility in this highly competative field.

Oh, and they put pictures of established Internet models and porn stars on the same advert. Hope their visitors aren't TOO disappointed.

LL always writes long reports. Deal with it or skip to the next one...

LL and Baltimore Benz (BB) had occasion to spend some time in Atlanta. After a long drive we arrived in town at 10pm. I had tunnelvision, thanks to AM, for Cookie @ Sun, so we went straight there. Now, in DC, AMPs stay open until 3am. SHIT. We had driven too far to go to bed without some Asian relief, so we bit the bullet and went to Tokyo, land of the big bucks.

We entered at the same time as another monger, and three girls were herded into the hall. LL may be old, but not stupid. One girl was not what LL wanted at all. One was attractive, butterface. The third was some kind of Korean goddess. While the other two mongers stood there speachless, LL found words for his desire - "I'll take her" were the words, much to the bitching and moaning of my wingman.

I absolutely cannot remember her name. Just pick the 9+ from the lineup and you'll get her. She is about 5'7", mid back length, straight jet black hair. No more than about 23yo. Cute face, about c cups that are enhanced, but not hard. Neatly shaved and tight pussy.

Next came the negotiations. We had gotten full service a year ago at the same place for $$, but the haggling, whining, and subsequent substandard service prompted us to agree to pay more this year, even if it was too much. It was too fucking much. $$$. WTF???

I forked over the cash and determined to enjoy myself anyway. TS was unmemorable. Massage was passable, but too soft. The sex, otoh, was amazing. Only problem was she was so gorgeous and my first in too long a time, so she made short work of me. I attempted to go for round two, but she wanted more $$ and that pissed me off.

Hottie at Tokyo:
Face 9
body 9+
'tude 3
overall value 3
sex 8
Would I repeat? Hell no.

BB had a great fuck and two pops for the same $$. He was content, LL needed a nice grudge fuck to get even with the female of the species. Back to the hotel and CL. That led to LL's first encounter with [post=480918]Candice, the energizer bunny[/post]. Description, pics, and rating on the link. Called her up and she was able to walk to our hotel. Got the 2 for 1 discount of 85¢ each for F/S (separately). LL tipped her to make his $. Her nips were nice and long, good for sucking on, as were the labia. I normally don't DATY SWs, (which is what I consider most CL girls are) but this girl was exceptionally clean and odor free... She seemed to enjoy it as much as I did. Hopped on little LL and pounded the poison out. She then washed up a bit and fucked BB too. What a girl.

PW called the next day with lots of intel. Thank you my friend.

LL still had tunnelvision for Cookie, but BB was bitching and moaning about LL being a pig, that I caved in, asked for Cookie, and gave her to him. He was very very pleased.

LL drew Gucci. She was a bit of a butterface, Enhanced b cups, dyed brown hair and a n otherwise stunning body. She was hesitant to play since this was our first visit to Sun. We still played when I did nothing stupid or LE like... Decent massage, no DATY requested since LL wanted some serious canine action. Achieved with much success. She was so little, I just stood still and pumped HER back and forth! Believe it or not, that satisfied LL for the whole evening, so I declined to call PW's friend.

Gucci @ Sun
Face 6
body 9
'tude 7
sex 8.78
overall value 7.5
Would I repeat? Yes.

Took a night off to get shit-faced and watch TV. Would I repeat? Not this trip.

Gave the keys to the car to another, non-hobbyist, staffer with us, so we had to get incall. [post=480918]Energizer bunny[/post] seemed a good choice. Took about two hours for her to arrive, but worth it. Started out just petting her body. Nice. Did I mention she is built like an AMP girl? Gee, what does LL like? Since the doggy had gone so well with Gucci, a repeat performance with Candice confirmed it is still my favorite way to get off.

BB opted for a CBJ and bargained for a 50¢ rate. The puppy was pretty much wasted and didn't want to move his lazy ass enough to bang a chick. He managed to get her tired of sucking him off, so she gave him the no-extra-charge cowgirl fuck. Great customer service.

Monday morning, time to leave Hotlanta. We had business in Doraville so, for nostalgic reasons, I drove by the old Happines location. It is now open under the name of Royal. We went in. BB chose the ½hour option and finished with a HJ. Did I mention the big dog, little dog thing?

There were three girls working, but no lineup. LL drew the hottie without even trying. She said her name was Kim, but that was before she figured out I had been there before and not LE. Table shower was good, a bit guarded and I had to physically put her hands on little LL. Most ask, but she wanted extra assurance it was OK. Back in the room, she obviously noted the cash under the watch, because she went and got the tools of her trade. I could start to read her points of decision as the hour progressed. She started the massage fully dressed, so I just relaxed to see where this would go. She made her next decision after my reaction to a rather stimulating prostrate massage.

While I was face down, and in the midst of pretending to massage my legs, she quietly disrobed completely and I felt two nice tits sliding up my leg. When she told me to turn over, I was amazed. Not only a pretty face, but an amazing body. She is about 5'2", dyed brown hair, a bit too hard enhanced C cup tits, tiny little ass, neatly trimmed and very tight pussy. She told me to lie down, I told her to lie down. She said she would after she blew me, so I agreed. CBJ was nice. I signaled to reverse and enjoyed dining while playing with her nips - her tits were too hard to have any fun with... I came up for air and decided to pounce mish since her legs were already spread high. Hot damn that pussy felt good.

It was after we finished that she told me her name was Jasmine, not Kim... It was a decidedly good finish for a girl who thought I was LE...

Jasmine @ Royal
Face 8
body 8+ (deducted 1 for hard tits)
'tude 8
sex 9
overall value 8
Would I repeat? Oh Yes.

Thank you young, slim, amazingly beautiful ladies of Atlanta. Thanks also to AM and PW for background intel.

LoveLOS

[size=1][b]LoveLOS is a screen name for a fantasy fiction writer who posts his work on sex boards for his own and the other reader's enjoyment. Any similarity to persons, places or events is purely coincidental. While several pussies may have been pounded in the research for inspiration of this work, no other animals were harmed in the making of this work.[/b][/size]

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]LL always writes long reports. Deal with it or skip to the next one...[/b][/size][/QUOTE]
Hot post lots of fun..

Gag is certainly entitled to his opinion, HOWEVER, I do not find Penny to be burned out, unsafe, or anything approaching those descriptions. She is still Hot, gives the best real massages around and I always leave with a smile on my face. If you want a Playboy Bunny then you pay for that through your nose, and get no personality with it.

Penney is well worth the search and for a fraction of the cost.

Happy Hunting!

SGT Lurker

I was in Sun again the other night. I was debating between Paradise and Sun and Sun won out because I hadn't been there in a while.

Had to wait about 15 mins and I was on the verge of leaving when the girl walked in. I realized it was cookie and figured I would stick around :) She had a little too much make up on this time so I initially didn't recognize her but it was her.

She gives a decent massage and took good care of me afterwards. Definitely up there in terms of AMP experiences.

[QUOTE=Sgt Lurker]Gag is certainly entitled to his opinion, HOWEVER, I do not find Penny to be burned out, unsafe, or anything approaching those descriptions. She is still Hot, gives the best real massages around and I always leave with a smile on my face. If you want a Playboy Bunny then you pay for that through your nose, and get no personality with it.

Penney is well worth the search and for a fraction of the cost.

Happy Hunting!

SGT Lurker[/QUOTE]

You may be right maybe she treets me bad cause I am cheap and only give her $100 total...lol

Im hy opinion $100 total in an insult. You should be treated in a like manner.
AMP

[QUOTE=amplovr]Im hy opinion $100 total in an insult. You should be treated in a like manner.

AMP[/QUOTE]I agree. I've known Penny for years and she's always very accomodating and very hot, if you take your time with her and pay attention to what she likes. I've even gotten her so hot a couple of times that she squirted. And she always has a special treat waiting for me at the end.

Of course, I always give her $$ total, so I guess you get what you pay for.

Went by Royal on Thanksgiving Eve and found it closed. Then I went by on Thanksgiving morning thinking that I'd be the only one there for sure--closed again. From the good reports I've read, I hope it was just closed for the holidays. I didn't know that Korean's celebrated Thanksgiving.

Stopped by Paradise on my way out of town today and had a great time with Rose. She wasn't the most attractive, but today I wasn't looking for FS. The place wasn't crowded and I asked for a hard massage. Well, I've had a lot of "hard massages," but this one tops them all. Rose worked me over better than any masseuse I've ever met. She removed about 3 tremendous knots in my back and neck and I was stunned by how precise she was. It was already an hour before anything else was even discussed. For the standard tip, I left with a firm handshake. Very highly recommended for those who like a quality "adult massage."

[QUOTE=amplovr]Im hy opinion $100 total in an insult. You should be treated in a like manner.
AMP[/QUOTE]

Um..... pussy from a 50 year old asian wh0re is worth 10$..... $100 is a rip off and I dont care what you or she think... Stop worshiping and over valuing pussy...

[QUOTE=RickAndrew]Went by Royal on Thanksgiving Eve and found it closed. Then I went by on Thanksgiving morning thinking that I'd be the only one there for sure--closed again. From the good reports I've read, I hope it was just closed for the holidays. I didn't know that Korean's celebrated Thanksgiving.[/QUOTE]

Well i hope it is close cause it is an insult to the haloed ground on which Holiday sap once stood..* a moment of silence please**

[QUOTE=amplovr]Im hy opinion $100 total in an insult. You should be treated in a like manner.
AMP[/QUOTE]


Heck, I gave her $80, and she gave me 20 back, though all I got was the 1/2 hour and oral release. The attitude and massage definitely makes up for the years and decent looks (as opposed to hot). But that is me. To each your own.

[QUOTE=Gag on It]Um..... pussy from a 50 year old asian wh0re is worth 10$..... $100 is a rip off and I dont care what you or she think... Stop worshiping and over valuing pussy...[/QUOTE]

Sorry you feel this way. You can learn alot from these 30, 40 and even 50 year old ladies. I've had some of the best sexual experiences with some of these ladies. Unfortunately most of the young ones that might interest you are completely clueless about customer service. Rush, rush rush is all you get!!!!

[QUOTE=Astor Bryan]Sorry you feel this way. You can learn alot from these 30, 40 and even 50 year old ladies. I've had some of the best sexual experiences with some of these ladies. Unfortunately most of the young ones that might interest you are completely clueless about customer service. Rush, rush rush is all you get!!!![/QUOTE]

You are right about th young ones ... I dko prefer older ones too but i am not going to kover pay them...