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[QUOTE=Confucius]I know about the Far East and the toilet situation.

I was mainly talking about the Asian girls here in the good old U.S.A.

The Asian girls seem to really care about their hygiene aore than any other group as a whole. (No pun intended)[/QUOTE]


That was was led me to this digression... It seems to me that Asian women in general take their hygene very seriously...
I have never been with one who smelled at all... i have been with many americans who are the same, but it seems that more are becoming lazy, or
IMHO just not trained well enough... most people stay with the ways in which they were brought up, ie: I still SSS (shit, shave, shower) in the exact order i have been doing it in for as long as I can remember....

[QUOTE=SamaRy]That was was led me to this digression. It seems to me that Asian women in general take their hygene very seriously.

I have never been with one who smelled at all... i have been with many americans who are the same, but it seems that more are becoming lazy, or
IMHO just not trained well enough... most people stay with the ways in which they were brought up, ie: I still SSS (shit, shave, shower) in the exact order i have been doing it in for as long as I can remember....[/QUOTE]I shit, shower, and then shave. The ot water from the shower helps me not get razor bumbps.

I'll give you a link to a single post, but it is interesting to read this whole thread. Click on the thread link in the upper right hand corner.

This dudes comment about toilet paper still stuck to some guys ass, and the instructions on how to clean your ass, struck me as funny. True but funny

[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=646905&postcount=50[/url]

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I'll give you a link to a single post, but it is interesting to read this whole thread. Click on the thread link in the upper right hand corner.

This dudes comment about toilet paper still stuck to some guys ass, and the instructions on how to clean your ass, struck me as funny. True but funny

[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=646905&postcount=50[/url][/QUOTE]
And to think I've been doing it wrong all these years...

[QUOTE=HappyGardener] This dudes comment about toilet paper still stuck to some guys ass, and the instructions on how to clean your ass, struck me as funny. True but funny

[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=646905&postcount=50[/url][/QUOTE]

When I was growing up, I was taught that more than 2 shakes is considered pleasure, does that mean that in this case more than 2 fingers is pleasure? Or does it take a finger and a mirror ?

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER . . .
A woman, fresh from the shower, stands in front of
the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts
are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies.
She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a
piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts
larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says,
"Worked for your butt didn't it!"


On a side note was anyone on here involved in the sex study talked about in the paper this morning?

[url]http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/health/chi-sex-trade-studymay06,0,4456872.story[/url]

OK, another thought on this off topic...

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=53854[/url]

Okay, I'm going to tell you guys something that I know will cause great laughter for you and embarrassment for me. But being ever-helpful monger that I am, I'll share.
I found out years ago that if you keep "baby wipes" in the bathroom and use one after each toilet adventure, it keeps your butt clean and stink-free. I even have a travel pack in my car in case of unexpected need. But a word of warning...use the unscented brand. Otherwise you'll walk around smelling like a fairy or something. And with the travel pack, if you decide to go to an amp, you can always stop at a gas station restroom and "freshen up".
That's my Good Housekeeping tip of the day.

Stinky (But not always) Out

I wonder if it's the hair in the crack of our asses causing the problem?

Maybe I need to go get a Brazilian... Didn't they do that in the first Jackass movie???

Saw Yuki at area motel, when I arrived the papasan, had me get out of the car so she could see what I looked like, probably checking for an LE look. I got to room, she has a great body. When she opened the door, she hid behind it as I entered (expected this from reviews I read). She put on soft music, gave me a moderately crappy massage, then skillful wrapping with mouth, then got on top. I blew out quickly, but didn't feel rushed. Paid for an hr, got about a 1/2 for $+. 60 I might go back.

Curious if any providers actually honor the full hour? It's never happened for me. Usually the first blow out, is the only one, even if I still have 45min left. Any suggestions on going into round 2?

Mr. Stinky,

I also carry wipes around and make a stop before arriving.

I am sure it pays off.

I'm on my way to the store. lol

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Okay, I'm going to tell you guys something that I know will cause great laughter for you and embarrassment for me. But being ever-helpful monger that I am, I'll share.

I found out years ago that if you keep "baby wipes" in the bathroom and use one after each toilet adventure, it keeps your butt clean and stink-free. I even have a travel pack in my car in case of unexpected need. But a word of warning...use the unscented brand. Otherwise you'll walk around smelling like a fairy or something. And with the travel pack, if you decide to go to an amp, you can always stop at a gas station restroom and "freshen up".

That's my Good Housekeeping tip of the day.

Stinky (But not always) Out[/QUOTE]

Do any of you know any good escorts on craigslist for rim jobs?

I ask because the few I've been with did oral, straight sex and anal but refused to rim me though they said that I could rim them.

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Okay, I'm going to tell you guys something that I know will cause great laughter for you and embarrassment for me. But being ever-helpful monger that I am, I'll share.
I found out years ago that if you keep "baby wipes" in the bathroom and use one after each toilet adventure, it keeps your butt clean and stink-free. I even have a travel pack in my car in case of unexpected need. But a word of warning...use the unscented brand. Otherwise you'll walk around smelling like a fairy or something. And with the travel pack, if you decide to go to an amp, you can always stop at a gas station restroom and "freshen up".
That's my Good Housekeeping tip of the day.

Stinky (But not always) Out[/QUOTE]
Howard Stern uses the baby wipes.

Sometimes, I'll wet a wad of TP under the faucet before wiping if I think I'm gonna end up with an itchy asshole later on.

But the "moistness" does help.