Something other than dancing on your mind or no clean laundry?
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Something other than dancing on your mind or no clean laundry?
A guy having sex with a blow up doll, and showing his face:
[url]http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=14395[/url]
[QUOTE=Common Man]Show her you love her, cuddle.[/QUOTE]
Very funny, CM! Thanks!
[QUOTE=Common Man]Yes, she had a baby and is due for another as she gets ready for her high school prom.[/QUOTE]
OMG, that is fucking hilarious. A real wh*re always shows her pregnant belly in formal wear - LMAO! Pretty soon, she'll be taking her own ads on craigslist . . .
Belly button jewelry:
Mine too...........
A beer before it starts....
Al Qaida's 2nd in command has been captured by American forces:
How to Haggle.
[QUOTE=DropFrame]Al Qaida's 2nd in command has been captured by American forces:[/QUOTE]
That's so close to reality that it's scary.
[QUOTE=Common Man]Learn your math the old fashion way.[/QUOTE]
About busted a gut on this one...thanks for the laugh!!! No wonder our public schools are in trouble.
If this happened to me, I'd know I had the wrong house!
[QUOTE=DropFrame]Al Qaida's 2nd in command has been captured by American forces:[/QUOTE]
One way you can tell a neocom is by their humor. It sucks. Bwahahahaha.
Wolfe
[QUOTE=Wolfgang]One way you can tell a neocom is by their humor. It sucks. Bwahahahaha.
Wolfe[/QUOTE]
One way you can tell a liberal is by their lack of one. The truth hurts.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.