Massage Parlor Reports

Gentlemen,

Been traveling a bit for work and found myself trolling the NJ boards to see how the other half lives. Found an AMP closer to NYC with Hudson Valley prices and scored!! Top 3 AMP experience for me. The top 2 migrated to UTR "relationships". It's an hour and 15 for me dependent on time and traffic, but a definite repeat. Back in Hudson Valley and sincerely hope the experience doesn't jade my future reviews. Will try to keep an open mind and report back fairly. It's just a damn shame I had to drive 75 miles to be reminded of how the "hobby" used to be back in the good old days.

And so it goes.

[QUOTE=RubOnMe3;6098028]Seems as if no one wants to trade Intel here in private. I'm not one to blab myself, things got very dry in one of my vacation towns because of everyone putting too much info out for anyone to see. But, I'm starting quite the little collection of water bottles mints and maybe a piece of fruit or two. I have a decent little spreadsheet working myself. But, my inbox got some hits, everyone wanting me to give up my stuff and not willing to do the same. So it goes.[/QUOTE]Seems to be an issue on the NJ boards also.

And so it goes.

[QUOTE=RubOnMe3;6077418]Hey, I'll be around the area very soon, I've been doing my research and found a couple of places I'd like to visit. Where I'm from, you can tell if FS is avail by the amount of time the price by. 30 minute places. Might be more apt to be fun. Are there tell tell signs built in here?? And. Let's just imagine I had a decent time. What's tip rate here?? Thanks for help. Inbox would be fine if you don't want to shout!! TIA!![/QUOTE]Since no one seems to want to help, . I've learned a lot on my own.

Had one nw area of the valley. Had a back door, so I used it. When she was done I gave her my tip .4. Her eyes got big and she said. More more. I need .6. I said, well, I gave you .6. Take the other. 2 off the house fee since you only gave me 1/2 hour and we're even. She said. We don't have half hour here. I said, oh yes you do, cause that's what you gave me. Oh yeah, she wanted more for the mustache ride I guess.

Another one I went to was more nw. One of the best massages I may have ever had, she knew it was good and I did too, however, she wanted mint for the extra. $$. I just couldn't do that on top of house fee. Was going to .6 for Since the massage was very good. Ended up adding. 4 and she found a piece of Saran Wrap and a BC powder.

Coming up on long weekend, I didn't want to spend all my weekend money the first day, I tried one closer to the river and south. I was just going to go hour and👋 . When she greeted me in the little dress, I figured I didn't have correct money, I paid my house fee, and I had. 4 in one slot in wallet, and. 5 in another. I enjoyed the massage as long as she would go, never roamed. Played dumb. After the flip. She ask OK? I said sure. She said. 6 I said honey, I only have. 5 and started to get it. Somehow everything was mentioned. She said $.2. I looked sad and said, all I have is. 9 she said $ . And I replied. 9 is all. Not wanting to let the extra late night cash walk, it was game on. She was pretty big up top as well, cg first, and then switch out and I got a try. She walked me to the door hugging me as I left. She was sweet.

But it's the weekend. It's probably time to return to the first place I found here. .6 house $ lady.

Spreadsheet 101.

And so it goes!

I might change my handle to Buck and a half if this keeps up!!

Found a new one this weekend. Xaio Yan on Rte 52 in Hopewell across from John Jay. Apparently just opened up. Still has that new spa smell. They will have a table shower but it isn't installed yet. Looks to be a 1 person shop right now. Cici is Probably 40 ish but fit with a good figure. Decent basic English but google translate for more complex convo. Better than average massage and her strong is STRONG with a lot of forearm work. Left happy but did not try to see how extensive the menu is on a first time. Worth trying again if she doesn't get shut being that close to the school.

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Well, I did it! I found the cream of the crop! City service. Suburb or less pricing. That's right. I found it. Nice aftermarket C's. Cute cute cute, big thick lips, in the nice little club dress! They were calling me number 1 . Better than, way better than average massage. Actually may have heard a crack at one point. Some good fk. And the great massage. Then the flip, she was crawling all over the table and me as well. C's in my face, etc. Then she got closer to body to body, so close that I moved it toward the target, only to get a slight eye brow raise. Next thing I know. In. Cg! Bb. For quite a while, good ride, then we flipped, little ds, and then to her flat out. I took my time and rubbed her back and shoulders and we wiggled. After a few minutes of that. Flipped again to mish. Went after that for a while with some loud clapping. Slowed back down as I was getting close. Sped up and down until I didn't think I could maintain. I ask if she wanted me to. And I got a dumb look. LOL. So, after she knew what was about to happen and wasn't moving away. I cranked back up again until the boom. Cleaned up nice, alcohol towel, mouth wash, and my time has come to an end. But oh what a time it was. She said she was going to come find me. I said ok. Cause I won't make it hard!! LOL that was sure one of the good ones. Dm.

Hey everyone, new to the this and just started posting. Does anyone have any good recommendations of places?

The Scene: a small table with a few chairs, a few of the Usual Suspects sit at the table, sipping their beverage of choice. On the wall is a huge dry-erase board, with those taped-on black lines, forming a massive AMP spreadsheet.

Me: (points to the last 5 posts of Certain Member, not present at the Table) "Is anyone going to do anything? Say anything about this?

JJB944: (sighing) Don't do it, Nik.

Me: What? Is he retarded? Or something?

JJB944: Don't! You're going to get the All-Blue, Editor's Note, Largely Argumentative shut-down stamp of disapproval from the Admins.

Me: But he's had 5 posts of contributing. Nothing. He's either retarded, or he's making some weird point.

Zmac1: He's making a point, Nik. It's a very passive-aggressive way to make the point. But he's making a point.

Logan14: Yeah bro. He's trying to underscore the fact that nobody shares info, here. Or very seldom, anyway. The Seniors all keep their finds to themselves, while the others sort of stumble around asking the same question. Like "Who has the biggest tits in Hudson Valley? ".

ZMac1: Agreed. Or they ask about a recently-posted Provider who, if they had just dug (digged?) a little deeper with a Search or read a few pages of Posts. They'd have found the info they were looking for.

Me: Okay. I thought MAYBE that might be what he was doing. That. Or he's retarded.

JJB944: You can't say THAT word any more, Nik!

Me: Look, fellas, if somebody's retarded. It's Society's job to let them know. They might go out into the World and hurt themselves. Or worse: others.

JJB944: (shaking head) He ain't retarded. If we just ignore him, he'll lose interest and wander off.

ZMac1: Fat chance. Now that Nik said something? He's going to linger a while. You watch.

End scene.

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6116422]The Scene: a small table with a few chairs, a few of the Usual Suspects sit at the table, sipping their beverage of choice. On the wall is a huge dry-erase board, with those taped-on black lines, forming a massive AMP spreadsheet.

Me: (points to the last 5 posts of Certain Member, not present at the Table) "Is anyone going to do anything? Say anything about this?

JJB944: (sighing) Don't do it, Nik.

Me: What? Is he retarded? Or something?

JJB944: Don't! You're going to get the All-Blue, Editor's Note, Largely Argumentative shut-down stamp of disapproval from the Admins.

Me: But he's had 5 posts of contributing. Nothing. He's either retarded, or he's making some weird point.

Zmac1: He's making a point, Nik. It's a very passive-aggressive way to make the point. But he's making a point.

Logan14: Yeah bro. He's trying to underscore the fact that nobody shares info, here. Or very seldom, anyway. The Seniors all keep their finds to themselves, while the others sort of stumble around asking the same question. Like "Who has the biggest tits in Hudson Valley? ".

ZMac1: Agreed. Or they ask about a recently-posted Provider who, if they had just dug (digged?) a little deeper with a Search or read a few pages of Posts. They'd have found the info they were looking for.

Me: Okay. I thought MAYBE that might be what he was doing. That. Or he's retarded.

JJB944: You can't say THAT word any more, Nik!

Me: Look, fellas, if somebody's retarded. It's Society's job to let them know. They might go out into the World and hurt themselves. Or worse: others.

JJB944: (shaking head) He ain't retarded. If we just ignore him, he'll lose interest and wander off.

ZMac1: Fat chance. Now that Nik said something? He's going to linger a while. You watch.

End scene.[/QUOTE]The Albany board has one of these. Unfortunately, none of that boards members read the "Don't feed the animals" signs. Responses have only encouraged that member to create different board I'd's, post outrageous content, get flagged often by Admin, and just distract all from the primary purpose of the board without contributing any helpful / reliable info.

And I enjoyed the round table immensely with an ice cold glass of Sam Adams Oktoberfest. We should definitely make that a monthly recurring meeting.

BTW. This post is hilarious! Additionally, can anyone provide info on how we "copyright" our sign-offs? I know copying other folks stuff is the sincerest form of flattery, but c'Mon. Man!

"And so it goes. ".

[QUOTE=JJB944;6117638]

BTW. This post is hilarious! Additionally, can anyone provide info on how we "copyright" our sign-offs? I know copying other folks stuff is the sincerest form of flattery, but c'Mon. Man!

"And so it goes. ".[/QUOTE]I don't think you can copyright a phrase but you should be able to trademark it!

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6116422]The Scene: a small table with a few chairs, a few of the Usual Suspects sit at the table, sipping their beverage of choice. On the wall is a huge dry-erase board, with those taped-on black lines, forming a massive AMP spreadsheet.

Me: (points to the last 5 posts of Certain Member, not present at the Table) "Is anyone going to do anything? Say anything about this?

JJB944: (sighing) Don't do it, Nik.

Me: What? Is he retarded? Or something?

JJB944: Don't! You're going to get the All-Blue, Editor's Note, Largely Argumentative shut-down stamp of disapproval from the Admins.

Me: But he's had 5 posts of contributing. Nothing. He's either retarded, or he's making some weird point.

Zmac1: He's making a point, Nik. It's a very passive-aggressive way to make the point. But he's making a point.

Logan14: Yeah bro. He's trying to underscore the fact that nobody shares info, here. Or very seldom, anyway. The Seniors all keep their finds to themselves, while the others sort of stumble around asking the same question. Like "Who has the biggest tits in Hudson Valley? ".

ZMac1: Agreed. Or they ask about a recently-posted Provider who, if they had just dug (digged?) a little deeper with a Search or read a few pages of Posts. They'd have found the info they were looking for.

Me: Okay. I thought MAYBE that might be what he was doing. That. Or he's retarded.

JJB944: You can't say THAT word any more, Nik!

Me: Look, fellas, if somebody's retarded. It's Society's job to let them know. They might go out into the World and hurt themselves. Or worse: others.

JJB944: (shaking head) He ain't retarded. If we just ignore him, he'll lose interest and wander off.

ZMac1: Fat chance. Now that Nik said something? He's going to linger a while. You watch.

End scene.[/QUOTE]Not sure what you're trying to say but since you put my name, I'll offer my opinion to what you said. I understand that most people don't share. The have has become so dry that a public recommendation can end her career in the have (like in the case of Ella). Also, exists the fact that because the have is so dry, no one has nothing of substance to report because of strikeouts & the way the economy is & prices like gas, electric, etc going up, people are out shopping less & want to spend their money wisely but seeing that there is not much out there, people aren't taking the risk / TOFTT as we used to. Just a few thoughts but it's all good.

[QUOTE=Tweener1290;6117867]I don't think you can copyright a phrase but you should be able to trademark it!

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Billy Joel beat me to it long ago, brother.

And so it goes.

F'ing auto correct. Have not have. LOL.

[QUOTE=RubOnMe3;6114971]Well, I did it! I found the cream of the crop! City service. Suburb or less pricing. That's right. I found it. Nice aftermarket C's. Cute cute cute, big thick lips, in the nice little club dress! They were calling me number 1 . Better than, way better than average massage. Actually may have heard a crack at one point. Some good fk. And the great massage. Then the flip, she was crawling all over the table and me as well. C's in my face, etc. Then she got closer to body to body, so close that I moved it toward the target, only to get a slight eye brow raise. Next thing I know. In. Cg! Bb. For quite a while, good ride, then we flipped, little ds, and then to her flat out. I took my time and rubbed her back and shoulders and we wiggled. After a few minutes of that. Flipped again to mish. Went after that for a while with some loud clapping. Slowed back down as I was getting close. Sped up and down until I didn't think I could maintain. I ask if she wanted me to. And I got a dumb look. LOL. So, after she knew what was about to happen and wasn't moving away. I cranked back up again until the boom. Cleaned up nice, alcohol towel, mouth wash, and my time has come to an end. But oh what a time it was. She said she was going to come find me. I said ok. Cause I won't make it hard!! LOL that was sure one of the good ones. Dm.[/QUOTE]Congrats on your golden find. I wanted to DM you something but I get a message that your storage is full & cannot accept any more DM's. Get to me if you can. Thanks.

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