Massage Parlor Reports

Has anyone hit up Wellness Hall near Washington Square?

Feel free to DM me if you don't want to post.

How does it rate?

Will I get a decent massage?

Will I get to touch a tittie?

Will I get to touch her tonsils?

[QUOTE=BeavertronDoug;5366274]Hi all, longtime lurker here.

I've been frequenting a spot in Beaverton across from Home Depot, and would regularly see Tina there. She was probably about 30 ish, short, petite, cute. Suddenly it seems she's no longer there. I realize this happens periodically, and none of the girls stay anywhere for too long. Just wondering if anyone knows if she's moved to a different spot in the Portland metro area, or if she's probably gone for good.

For what it's worth, I texted the usual number to ask if Tina was available at a certain time, and got the answer "yes". When I got there, she clearly wasn't there, and the person who was available pretended to not understand what I was talking about. I ended up trying her out anyway, her name was Ella I think. 30's, reasonably attractive, ok massage technique, lots of teasing, very comfortable with the nether region. I'll probably repeat, but was hoping to figure out where Tina ended up.

There's one other lady there, much older and less attractive, didn't catch her name. Wouldn't recommend. I tried her once. In the middle of the HE, about 15 seconds before I was going to finish, someone called out to her from the hallway. She just drops what she was doing and goes out in the hall to have a conversation. I was already past the point of no return, so I just finished myself off. When she came back from the hallway and saw what happened she was apologetic, but still, WTF.[/QUOTE]I saw Tina a bunch of times last year. She gave a good massage and handy. I haven't been there in a bit. I'll have to give Ella a try. Thanks for the info.

[QUOTE=UncleChu;5367548] Will I get to touch her tonsils?[/QUOTE]OMG! I had to think about that one for a minute and then LOL'd like crazy.

This one is in my back yard and I did not even know it was there.

[QUOTE=UncleChu;5367548]Has anyone hit up Wellness Hall near Washington Square?

Feel free to DM me if you don't want to post.

How does it rate?

Will I get a decent massage?

Will I get to touch a tittie?

Will I get to touch her tonsils?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Benson008;5367935]This one is in my back yard and I did not even know it was there.[/QUOTE]I swung by this evening to TWFTT, but it appeared to be closed. I think the market is getting saturated and they can't all stay in business. There is one on 99 that hasn't been open the last few times I drove by. Then again, a new one opened up further down by a Blazin Gyros. Has anyone tried that spot yet?

Side note, Blazin Gyros is pretty good.

Instead I ended up on barbur. Jessica, who I think I saw at Scholls previously was there. Suck suck boom boom and now I will sleep ok tonight.

[QUOTE=UncleChu;5367551]I saw Tina a bunch of times last year. She gave a good massage and handy. I haven't been there in a bit. I'll have to give Ella a try. Thanks for the info.[/QUOTE]I'm about 90% sure her name was Ella. I might have to go back tomorrow to double check.

I used to frequent HK back when a girl named Angela was there. Similar petite PYT. She's been gone for well over a year now. Haven't been back to HK in a long time but the talent there took a nose dive after she left.

It sounds like we have similar tastes in a similar area. Feel free to DM me if you have any other spots worth checking out.

[QUOTE=UncleChu;5367965]
Instead I ended up on barbur. Jessica, who I think I saw at Scholls previously was there. Suck suck boom boom and now I will sleep ok tonight.[/QUOTE]Wait, based on your previous post, I thought you didn't like Jessica at Scholls? Is this a different Jessica?

[QUOTE=UncleChu;5367548]
Feel free to DM me if you don't want to post[/QUOTE]I'll message you when I get a chance.

[QUOTE=UncleChu;5367551]I saw Tina a bunch of times last year. She gave a good massage and handy. I haven't been there in a bit. I'll have to give Ella a try. Thanks for the info.[/QUOTE]Tina is no longer in the Portland area. Not sure if she will return.

[QUOTE=Dexxzy;5368061]Wait, based on your previous post, I thought you didn't like Jessica at Scholls? Is this a different Jessica?[/QUOTE]You are correct. I did not like my first time seeing Jessica.

I didn't expect to see her somewhere else. If I had known it was Jessica before I was on the table I would have left.

Since I was already there, I played my cards differently. I didn't get handsy at all for the first 30 minutes. This forced her to give me a slightly below average massage.

Once I reached under her dress, negotiations started. She wanted 2. I laughed and said finish the massage. We eventually settled on 1. 4. This was a better experience but, I will do my best to avoid her in the future.

Attempted to go to Sunshine as I've heard good things but when I got there they were closed. Figured I'd drive up the road and stop by Angel as recent reviews seem to have improved.

Stopped by for the first time tonight and as other mentioned it's quite loud due to the bar above the shop. The walls / doors are also pretty thin as I could hear someone talking on the phone in another room.

Didn't catch her name but she was a older (40's) but slim and had a nice body. Massage was weak and didn't use any oil but lots of teasing. Standard ending and ended up. 4 for house (hh) and. 4 tip.

Unsure if I'd repeat due to the noise and how distracting it all was but good value with so many increasing their house fees and tip expectations.

Stopped by yesterday. Two older ladies (mid 60's). Almost none existent massage for 15 minutes the standard finish 40. Not repeatable.

[QUOTE=UncleChu;5367965]I swung by this evening to TWFTT, but it appeared to be closed. I think the market is getting saturated and they can't all stay in business. There is one on 99 that hasn't been open the last few times I drove by. Then again, a new one opened up further down by a Blazin Gyros. Has anyone tried that spot yet?

Side note, Blazin Gyros is pretty good.

Instead I ended up on barbur. Jessica, who I think I saw at Scholls previously was there. Suck suck boom boom and now I will sleep ok tonight.[/QUOTE]

Went to GW last week and saw Lisa. Not the best looking one but always a solid performance with both the massage and extras. Took awhile but we got on pretty good terms and she was almost down for anything. It was her last day and she's heading to LA for a little break? She did mention she will let me know what her new location will be when she gets back into town. It seems like these girls rotate different locations about once a year. I wonder who her replacement will be?

[QUOTE=Benson008;5367935]This one is in my back yard and I did not even know it was there.[/QUOTE]I may have to stop by this weekend.

[QUOTE=TCHairy;5336792]I dropped in today while running errands. I drew Lucy (I think that was her name). She did an amazing deep massage on my back and legs, then started a little tease. A light tickling touch that got things going. On the flip she started working me from nipples on down. Just hands, but amazing hands. She has really large boobs which were accessible as well. Finished the usual way then a little more massage and I was on my way. A nice little early afternoon diversion. I would go back.[/QUOTE]Can you DM me the name of the place?