I was driving back to the city from Grand/Harlem and noticed Divine. Is it worth a visit? I woulda stopped in, but forgot my wallet at work and ended up wasting about two hours in traffic. I suck.
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I was driving back to the city from Grand/Harlem and noticed Divine. Is it worth a visit? I woulda stopped in, but forgot my wallet at work and ended up wasting about two hours in traffic. I suck.
I went to that place by the park. You veterans know exactly what I am talking about. The door man seems disgusted with me but it's not my problem that I enjoy going there once a week or once every two weeks. I got that chick whose name sounds like the month that is coming up in two months. Attitude was a 10. Performance was an 8. Looks were a 7. Will repeat. We have a bond, no BS. It's just a human thing. After you deal with someone so many times they are able to connect with you sooner than later. It's all good here. Highly reccomended. Although, I did run into a fellow monger in the waiting room. Gawd, I hate that sheet.
I went to Elegant today. Papasan wasn't in so I gave my entrance fee to Amy and I told her I wanted an hour massage......Amy gave a nice massage hitting all the right spots with a standard finish. After 45 minutes, the hour massage was over and I left 40 on the table. Amy looked daggers at me and got highly pissed and indignant and very loud, demanding 10 more. I calmly pointed at the clock on the wall and told her she shorted me on the hour. She grabbed the money off the table and stormed out into the waiting room and continued on, yelling something in Chinese. Since I am a kind hearted and understanding person I would have gone ahead and given her the 10 that she wanted--had it not been for the short hour. It's not nice to give Higuey a short hour.
[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I went to Elegant today. Papasan wasn't in so I gave my entrance fee to Amy and I told her I wanted an hour massage......Amy gave a nice massage hitting all the right spots with a standard finish. After 45 minutes, the hour massage was over and I left 40 on the table. Amy looked daggers at me and got highly pissed and indignant and very loud, demanding 10 more. I calmly pointed at the clock on the wall and told her she shorted me on the hour. She grabbed the money off the table and stormed out into the waiting room and continued on, yelling something in Chinese. Since I am a kind hearted and understanding person I would have gone ahead and given her the 10 that she wanted--had it not been for the short hour. It's not nice to give Higuey a short hour.[/QUOTE]Why do you do the hours? Is that the only option? I ALWAYS and I mean always take the half hour. That's all I need. If I wanted a top notch massage, I wouldn't go to an AMP.
"It's not nice to give Higuey a short hour. " LOL. Next time I go to MP, I'm going to bring a stopwatch. I'll set it off in my coat, and then check it when I'm done. I want to see, if I'm getting my money's worth.
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]I was driving back to the city from Grand/Harlem and noticed Divine. Is it worth a visit? I woulda stopped in, but forgot my wallet at work and ended up wasting about two hours in traffic. I suck.[/QUOTE]Well, that place looks like a duck and quacks like a duck. They did, for a while, Advertise in the Sun-times sports section (which is no place a legit place advertises, it would seem).
However, there are occasions where there are long winded notes taped to the door, which implies incredulous explainations of legitamacy. I have not been willing to TOFTT because there just seems too many strikes against it.
In my persuit of the perfect massage (wink wink), I've had at least three on going working encounters put prematurely to an end.
It's like one co-longer referred to in an earlier post, because of the way I treated them, they started to like me on a personal level. As a result, things got a lil wierd so I had to cut it off.
So I've decided from now on if I find a sweet deal, I will only ride out 3/4 times tops.
FYI, I try to be as discreet as possible, I never to tell them too much of my personal info and I'm generous within reason.
Has anyone else dealt with this?
By the way, I always try to take the 1/2 hr. In most cases you usually go beyond it and that's at least .2 less you have to factor into the final cost. :p
I feel like a jerk for not giving the full report on this but I think its not without good reason.
Was heading back to a and a when I walk up and another monger is walking downstairs with the girl I wanted. Wasn't looking for a good massage and wasn't interested in a well aged Asian, so I was ready to make trip back home. Kept driving up a and pulled up the bberry to do some quick searches and figured I'd try one more place along the way.
Mixed reviews, mostly bad but found one good one. Figured, why not. Walked in 4 girls 3 middle 40's one very hot receptionist. Luckily, unlike every other place I decided to check over the weekend the hot receptionist was not a decoy. Got 30 for 40, and went back.
I've haven't heard this girl talked about the boards so I'm going to keep her off. She might be a few mongers favorite and I don't want to be the one to ruin a good thing. I will respond to a few, maybe 3 tops, to anyone with info on a lmp with girls in their early 20's thin no stretch marks that offer reasonably priced xtras other than he. Otherwise, happy hunting.
My find, young early 20's college student. Perfect English. 5' 7" 115lbs porcelain skin, very attractive. Square shaped glasses and long brown hair. Looks like a normal trendy Asian girl you would see hanging out in CT drinking bubble tea with her friends.
Didn't offer the full menu, pretty positive she would for a repeat visitor - side conversation we had, but did offer to remove t n b for bbbj. She admitted that she was a little expensive but offered a discount for next time. 40 for 30 + 1. Very cute giggle, and said I never do this.
Should discussions of "massage" outlets (such as someone advertising on CL and working from an apartment) go in the Massage Parlor section or the Escorts section? What about a Asian Apt, which blurs the line?
Blueknot,
I know of what you speak. When the old Lakeview Holistic (now the Good Morning Clinic) had a lot of Eastern European girls, I used to go there a lot. There were a couple of regulars I used to see often, Monica (a dyed blond with a great bod) and Caroline (a really skinny brown-haired chick who once told me her real name was Anya - but who knows).
Anyway, to get back to my point, both of these girls asked me out on occasion. To be specific, Carloline/Anya would flat out ask me to take her out to dinner, and Monica would tell me what bar I could find her at.
Honestly, I'd have gladly hooked up with either of them, but like many mongers, I'm "involved." I also know that these girls were really looking for a way to stay in the country, since their student visas were long expired.
[QUOTE=Blueknot]In my persuit of the perfect massage (wink wink), I've had at least three on going working encounters put prematurely to an end.
It's like one co-longer referred to in an earlier post, because of the way I treated them, they started to like me on a personal level. As a result, things got a lil wierd so I had to cut it off.
So I've decided from now on if I find a sweet deal, I will only ride out 3/4 times tops.
FYI, I try to be as discreet as possible, I never to tell them too much of my personal info and I'm generous within reason.
Has anyone else dealt with this?
By the way, I always try to take the 1/2 hr. In most cases you usually go beyond it and that's at least .2 less you have to factor into the final cost. :p[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Donny Devito]I went to that place by the park. You veterans know exactly what I am talking about. The door man seems disgusted with me but it's not my problem that I enjoy going there once a week or once every two weeks. I got that chick whose name sounds like the month that is coming up in two months. Attitude was a 10. Performance was an 8. Looks were a 7. Will repeat. We have a bond, no BS. It's just a human thing. After you deal with someone so many times they are able to connect with you sooner than later. It's all good here. Highly reccomended. Although, I did run into a fellow monger in the waiting room. Gawd, I hate that sheet.[/QUOTE]Don't take this the wrong way but ROGLMAO.
How about the camera above the door?
That makes me uneasy.
[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]Should discussions of "massage" outlets (such as someone advertising on CL and working from an apartment) go in the Massage Parlor section or the Escorts section? What about a Asian Apt, which blurs the line?[/QUOTE]Here's my 2¢...
If the place that you are going to is ostensively a massage place, I would put it under Massage Parlors. The places advertising in the therapeutic section of CL I think should usually be in the Massage Parlor thread, unless they are blatantly advertising escort services. Even the Asian apartments typically advertise as massage providers, so I think that they should also be in this thread. Again, that's my 2¢ for what it's worth.
[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Don't take this the wrong way but ROGLMAO.
How about the camera above the door?
That makes me uneasy.[/QUOTE]What camera? Were you laughing at the bond being the greenbacks or the doorman having enough with me or walking into a fellow monger?
Gosh I hate that.
[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Although, I did run into a fellow monger in the waiting room. Gawd, I hate that sheet.[/QUOTE] You guys that say you want to go to China to try the massage places over there better think long and hard about it, because over there you are sharing locker rooms, communal baths, and the room with the big TV, food and all the lazyboys lined up next to each other. Sienna gives a tiny taste of it with its upstairs room, but Chinas places are huge and guys are everywhere in the common areas.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener]You guys that say you want to go to China to try the massage places over there better think long and hard about it, because over there you are sharing locker rooms, communal baths, and the room with the big TV, food and all the lazyboys lined up next to each other. Sienna gives a tiny taste of it with its upstairs room, but Chinas places are huge and guys are everywhere in the common areas.[/QUOTE]But the chances of bumping into my boss / father-in-law / neighbor / church pastor / co-worker are a lot less.