Tijuana Reports

Hey guys I'm coming down down for work and am trying to figure out what exactly to do. How safe is the strip at night? Can we walk from the border or should we order a cab? How long does it take to get across the border? I plan on going next Friday night. I'm wondering which club has the best girls for Bbj, BBFS, etc. Is it safe to walk around and try the street talent? Any situations where money was taken from you? Or cops hustling people. I heard some horror storiesz. Any wisdom would be appreciated and would gladly share some info from Florida if your in town. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=TtPopSikle;5821358]Hey guys I'm coming down down for work and am trying to figure out what exactly to do. How safe is the strip at night? Can we walk from the border or should we order a cab? How long does it take to get across the border? I plan on going next Friday night. I'm wondering which club has the best girls for Bbj, BBFS, etc. Is it safe to walk around and try the street talent? Any situations where money was taken from you? Or cops hustling people. I heard some horror storiesz. Any wisdom would be appreciated and would gladly share some info from Florida if your in town. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]I'm Hispanic and my name is very Hispanic. But I can't speak Spanishnot sure if this can be a problem.

[QUOTE=TtPopSikle;5821358]Hey guys I'm coming down down for work and am trying to figure out what exactly to do. How safe is the strip at night? Can we walk from the border or should we order a cab? How long does it take to get across the border? I plan on going next Friday night. I'm wondering which club has the best girls for Bbj, BBFS, etc. Is it safe to walk around and try the street talent? Any situations where money was taken from you? Or cops hustling people. I heard some horror storiesz. Any wisdom would be appreciated and would gladly share some info from Florida if your in town. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]What kind of horror stories have you heard?

Just curious, I also want to make a trip down to tj as well.

[QUOTE=MrChaco;5821733]What kind of horror stories have you heard?

Just curious, I also want to make a trip down to tj as well.[/QUOTE]I've heard of kidnappings, being extorted, not being allowed back across the border, in concerned that since I'm Hispanic but can't speak Spanish I may get caught up in that situation. Of course this is all stuff I read. Not sure how true it is.

Just say soy pocho.

[QUOTE=TtPopSikle;5821368]I'm Hispanic and my name is very Hispanic. But I can't speak Spanishnot sure if this can be a problem.[/QUOTE]

Cruised down this weekend for a couple days / nights of fun. Stayed at my usual spot (Pueblo Amigo hotel & casino) and saw several ladies, though scheduling at times got a little hairy, but everything worked out in the end.

CAROL:

[URL]http://www.cumintj.com/girls/carol[/URL]

Good time, but we've seen each other before and I think the comfort level led to a little too much chattines (she can really talk, if she's comfortable) and while we satisfyingly did the deeds, I feel like we could've done more w / less chatter. I blame myself for not taking the lead on that note. Good time, though, w / a good looking lady. If I were to see her again, I'd probably go for a shorter visit instead of the overnight, or just make my intentions more clear. Granted, she certainly offered me more rounds, both before sleep, and in the morning, before leaving, but the timing just ended up being off, because the extensive chatter had left me more tired than expected, and put a damper on the mood. In the early AM, I was still fairly tired, so I just chalked it up to a slight bummer, but nothing terrible. Even though the highlight was good, the overall didn't quite meet my expectations, so probably better to keep it short and just maximize the shorter session. / Joint shower, LFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS.

VANY:

[URL]https://vixenstjvip.com/product/vany/[/URL]

Young and another chatterbox, but ironically so, because she mentioned it being the most she's ever talked to a customer before actually doing something. (rolls eyes). She's darker than I expected from the pics, and w / it being winter (I kind of expect that more of a summer booking). Had a little bit of a scare after finishing and pulling out, where we thought the condom broke, and she checked and said, "Oh, no, that's my cum. We're good. " LOL Quick 1 hr visit. / LFK, BBBJ, CFS.

Pros:

Does indeed have a "hot body," which looks fairly plain standing, but REALLY shines in CG (funny how sometimes they look better in right position, and when you're balls deep).

Really nice ride for a satisfying finish.

Late teens, so everything still has that tight firmness of youth.

Cons:

BBBJ is a $20 upharge (but to be fair, her base rate, IS low).

Average face (like, really average).

A little bit of that youthful negativity, where she asked what other agencies I'd used, and commented how all those ladies were old & ugly. One of those making themselves feel better at the expense of others moments, that I really don't care for.

I wouldn't repeat unless other options weren't available, because I wasn't into her personality, buuuut hot young body & good rodeo skills = stays on the list, though low on it. Haha.

SAMY:

[URL]https://www.mexicolindobar.com/samy/[/URL]

For me, the absolute fucking highlight of the weekend, and that's in spite of being a super safe, non-GFE, but still borderline GFE / PSE provider (this needs some explain-o). Had her for an overnight stay.

Site clearly says she's 5'7", but the pics (in my mind) make her look a little shorter, so I was surprised when tall-ish, full-bodies (curvy, no fat), woman showed up. The site doesn't really specify services offered, unless it's to note overnight, bi-sexual, or greek, availabilities. Being a bit spoiled w / some by these agencies, I was surprised by the no kissing (anywhere other than mouth or "the fun zones" was fine, but those noted were "no-kiss zones. " I thought this was going to lead to a disappointing evening, but I was oh so wrong about that. Had her visiting overnight, so eases into things by chatting and really getting to know each other (near perfect English, and definitely the best of any provider I've been w / in TJ, and I'm talking American English / slang, and not just the school-taught variety).

She gets progressively cuddly and we talked about heading down to the casino and getting a bite to eat (I'd already had dinner, but she hadn't), but opted for round 1 first. / HJ, DT-CBJ (condom aside, it was pretty damn good), CFS in a modified RCG that was new for me and between the top notch BJ & feel of the position, I blew in the bag sooner than I'd have liked, but still satisfying.

Cleaned up and headed downstairs to hit the casino and get her some food, while I had a coffee. Played slots for a while and chatted, and had a really fun and chill time. It felt far more like a date than service. After a couple hours headed back up and went for another (fortunately I was prepared for the unexpected, and along w / the comfort level, was able to last a lot longer than round 1. / HJ, DT-CBJ, CG, mish, to an extremely satisfying release. I wasn't sure if she was just dirty-talking or serious, but she said to cum all over her tits, and I thought, "Yeah, that's not happening. I'm crossing the finish line in this place that feels great. " Cleaned up, went to sleep for a bit, and said our goodbyes in the morning, with a promise to visit her again. Not for everyone, but a keeper in my book.

DRESDEN:

[URL]http://www.cumintj.com/girls/dresden[/URL]

"Bridget" on the MexicoLindoBar site.

I'd seen her before through the other agency, but had booked someone for the morning who had to cancel the evening before due to their cycle beginning, so I picked her as an alternate. Previous visit was LFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS-CG, and I remember particularly liking the DATY, versus other providers locally. / This trip was LFK, BBBJ (which I let go on longer than I normally would, because I was really enjoying it. If I were younger and still had that youthful level of cum production and virility that I once had, I might've CIM, which would've been rude, since her profile specifies "no CIM. " It's not something I go for, because I want to make sure I get to the main event, so wrapped up and started w / CG and then finished in mish. The BBBJ got me so worked up that I was afraid the actual sex would be short-lived, but fortunately things settled down a bit and was really able to enjoy a good time in each position. Personally, I dig her and probably had the 2nd most fun w / her this weekend, so she's on my list of repeatable providers.

Hey is a passport needed to go there if I drive?

[QUOTE=BigCalibbc;5823531]Hey is a passport needed to go there if I drive?[/QUOTE]I'm going to give you both the safe answer, and the rumor-mill answer.

Safe: Yes, you need a passport or passport card.

Rumor-mill: Supposedly, if you have some form of I'd, they'll let you across with a warning, BUT they will give you a hard time about it, and you will be delayed by the extra screening they'll conduct.

I've never tried to cross w / o it, and as you're nearing the checkpoint, there's a customs agent looking to see that people have their passport / card at the ready.

[QUOTE=DragonWolf;5823539]I'm going to give you both the safe answer, and the rumor-mill answer.

Safe: Yes, you need a passport or passport card.

Rumor-mill: Supposedly, if you have some form of I'd, they'll let you across with a warning, BUT they will give you a hard time about it, and you will be delayed by the extra screening they'll conduct.

I've never tried to cross w / o it, and as you're nearing the checkpoint, there's a customs agent looking to see that people have their passport / card at the ready.[/QUOTE]Ok ok makes sense.

[QUOTE=DragonWolf;5822700]Cruised down this weekend for a couple days / nights of fun. Stayed at my usual spot (Pueblo Amigo hotel & casino) and saw several ladies, though scheduling at times got a little hairy, but everything worked out in the end.

CAROL:

[URL]http://www.cumintj.com/girls/carol[/URL]

Good time, but we've seen each other before and I think the comfort level led to a little too much chattines (she can really talk, if she's comfortable) and while we satisfyingly did the deeds, I feel like we could've done more w / less chatter. I blame myself for not taking the lead on that note. Good time, though, w / a good looking lady. If I were to see her again, I'd probably go for a shorter visit instead of the overnight, or just make my intentions more clear. Granted, she certainly offered me more rounds, both before sleep, and in the morning, before leaving, but the timing just ended up being off, because the extensive chatter had left me more tired than expected, and put a damper on the mood. In the early AM, I was still fairly tired, so I just chalked it up to a slight bummer, but nothing terrible. Even though the highlight was good, the overall didn't quite meet my expectations, so probably better to keep it short and just maximize the shorter session. / Joint shower, LFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS.

VANY:

[URL]https://vixenstjvip.com/product/vany/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Thank you for the great report! Definitely disappointed that the two Cumintj girls were LFK only when their ads both specify DFK and GFE.

Anyone have a recommendation for an agency or agency girls in TJ that do follow through on the DFK? This true GFE search has kept me with the Asian agencies up here since my only time in TJ was similar with the LFK.

[QUOTE=ChadMonrow;5825228]Thank you for the great report! Definitely disappointed that the two Cumintj girls were LFK only when their ads both specify DFK and GFE.

Anyone have a recommendation for an agency or agency girls in TJ that do follow through on the DFK? This true GFE search has kept me with the Asian agencies up here since my only time in TJ was similar with the LFK.[/QUOTE]It's a little tricky and there's always the YMMV component. It may also depend on where one draws the distinction between the two, since at the end of the day, FK still involves tongue.

For me there's light tongue, full tongue, and WTF are you trying to do w / that thing tongue. It's a grey area, to be sure.

Also some agencies like MexicoLindoBar don't really advertise services, unless it's Greek, bi, or overnight, so it's even harder to tell with them.

I think by and large LFK seems like the baseline, with DFK being a maybe / mood / YMMV kind of thing. W / the 3 agencies I've used I've had great experiences (definite repeats) and disappointing experiences, and sometimes you just don't click for whatever reason, long day, or w / e. I had a mediocre time w / one who is actually pretty popular, and I was like, "I can see the potential, but my experience was contrary to that good feedback. ".

Bigcali.

I drive over every week. Nobody in Mexico ever check passport. If Mex Customs pulls over 1 in 1000 cars for check, they are checking registrations to make sure you are not driving stolen cars.

A wingman walked over last week with no passport, only a Global Entry card. Mex Imm was bitching, made him pay a $20 bribe to walk through.

[QUOTE=BigCalibbc;5823531]Hey is a passport needed to go there if I drive?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;5825332]Bigcali.

I drive over every week. Nobody in Mexico ever check passport. If Mex Customs pulls over 1 in 1000 cars for check, they are checking registrations to make sure you are not driving stolen cars.

A wingman walked over last week with no passport, only a Global Entry card. Mex Imm was bitching, made him pay a $20 bribe to walk through.[/QUOTE]Just to be clear, I'm not talking about anyone on the MX side of the border. I got pulled over by the cops right by the border because I pulled a sketchy move to exit the Sentri / Global lines, that I accidentally ended up in one of my early visits. They were cool about it but only had to show my DL.

I'm talking about crossing back across to get back to SD. I've always had to show my passport / passport card coming back. Are you saying US border patrol let's you cruise back on through to the US w / o a passport / passport card?

I lost my wallet in HK a Saturday night about 3 weeks ago.

Drove back after midnight with no IDs, no GE card, no passport card, no DL, no money, nothing. The Ready car lanes were always long, 3 to 4 hours even after midnight, SENTRI lanes were very light as usual, so I drove into SENTRI lanes, explained to the CBP agent I lost my wallet. He asked my name, city, did a 30-second check in his computer and waved me through. CBP / HSI has a vast database on everyone in the US and the whole world. They know who you are.

Usually if someone drops his wallet and HK, the cleaning crew would find it the next day and hand it into the office, minus most of the cash inside. I asked HK's front desk about my lost wallet 3 weeks now, they still have not found it. I lost it after paying for fichas for Camerun de Cancun and her half Japanese winggirl Yoko and when I tried to pay for 2 Tequila shots in the middle of the club. I was inside HK, did not go out anywhere, So it was lost inside HK. It's possible someone stole my wallet and is now afraid to hand it in, but not sure what happened.

There were no attempts to use the few credit and debit cards. I reported my GE and PPC lost. Any perv using those lost / stolen cards will be quickly arrested for using fake docs. Got a new GE card in about a week, yahoo!

[QUOTE=DragonWolf;5825441]Just to be clear, I'm not talking about anyone on the MX side of the border. I got pulled over by the cops right by the border because I pulled a sketchy move to exit the Sentri / Global lines, that I accidentally ended up in one of my early visits. They were cool about it but only had to show my DL.

I'm talking about crossing back across to get back to SD. I've always had to show my passport / passport card coming back. Are you saying US border patrol let's you cruise back on through to the US w / o a passport / passport card?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;5825572]I lost my wallet in HK a Saturday night about 3 weeks ago.

Drove back after midnight with no IDs, no GE card, no passport card, no DL, no money, nothing. The Ready car lanes were always long, 3 to 4 hours even after midnight, SENTRI lanes were very light as usual, so I drove into SENTRI lanes, explained to the CBP agent I lost my wallet. He asked my name, city, did a 30-second check in his computer and waved me through. CBP / HSI has a vast database on everyone in the US and the whole world. They know who you are.

Usually if someone drops his wallet and HK, the cleaning crew would find it the next day and hand it into the office, minus most of the cash inside. I asked HK's front desk about my lost wallet 3 weeks now, they still have not found it. I lost it after paying for fichas for Camerun de Cancun and her half Japanese winggirl Yoko and when I tried to pay for 2 Tequila shots in the middle of the club. I was inside HK, did not go out anywhere, So it was lost inside HK. It's possible someone stole my wallet and is now afraid to hand it in, but not sure what happened.

There were no attempts to use the few credit and debit cards. I reported my GE and PPC lost. Any perv using those lost / stolen cards will be quickly arrested for using fake docs. Got a new GE card in about a week, yahoo![/QUOTE]Ouch. That sucks Dude. When I was in the Sentri lanes I saw that $5 K fine warning and freaked out. Originally I was just going to explain that I was following the sign for the ready lanes, which one CBP told me was the faster route if you had a PPC, but ended up in the Sentri / Global only lanes and panicked. I ducked out on that side street by Ped East which which really is one way and that's where the cop was like "Yo, WTH are YOU doing?" Was pretty chill all things considered. I actually expected the worst. I'd apply for Global / Sentri, but supposedly if you have a DUI within the last however many years it disqualifies you, which sucks, because I'm pretty sure I'd otherwise breeze through that. I might just apply and roll the dice on it.