Massage Parlor Reports

Went there for the first time in years today. First old bag "Coco" was terrible - 75 ish so I told her I wanted to see the other "girl. " After a 15-minute wait Lily came in. The usual bad, rushed massage and then the flip. She gave a brief uncovered BJ before I did some box eating. Then came covered missionary and doggie. Accommodating, but old and not so hot. Paid $180 total for half an hour. Strange thing was, she told me I came and then wanted me to leave. Actually, I didn't, but I had done enough. Definitely not a MILF, but had mom or grandma body, gut and smoker breath.

[QUOTE=Choose;4699503]Does anyone remember why she was all the rage when she was at Lansing Wellness on Holmes?[/QUOTE]Reason she was my favorite back then is she is relatively young (Early 30's at the most), very attractive, always gave a good enthusiastic finish, and actually gave a really good massage just about on par with a lot of legitimate locations.

They have been hiring a few more younger attractive girls lately though compared to what they used to have, was slim pickings back then at least in my opinion, not as good on the actual massage skills though.

Received a message from Magic touch that they will be closed a few weeks due to the virus and low demand. Said they will let me know when they reopen.

May want to call other places before showing up to make sure they are open.

It's just a break not a break-up guys. We will make it thru.

Be safe!

[QUOTE=Jp1225;4705033]Received a message from Magic touch that they will be closed a few weeks due to the virus and low demand. Said they will let me know when they reopen.

May want to call other places before showing up to make sure they are open.

It's just a break not a break-up guys. We will make it thru.

Be safe![/QUOTE]On a quick drive through, I noticed that Lansing Wellness on Holmes was closed (no sign but lights out), but Lansing Accu was open. Magic Touch was closed (with a sign in the window0, but the Spa near Goodyear was open. So, it will definitely be hit or miss. Most likely the full service shops will be open to pay the rent. Since many of them appear to live there, too.

Just so everybody knows, pretty much every place I've swung by and attempted to call have been closed. Two of the only places I had answer the phone (I tried multiple times across multiple hours) were DF Massage which I don't think is worth going to and LA Spa.

[QUOTE=Berrs;4709591]Just so everybody knows, pretty much every place I've swung by and attempted to call have been closed. Two of the only places I had answer the phone (I tried multiple times across multiple hours) were DF Massage which I don't think is worth going to and LA Spa.[/QUOTE]Clearly in the governors order it includes spas. So do you really want to be there when and if LEO shows up to enforce the order?

I wouldn't risk it guys. Talked to an owner in GR spa that I know and she won't even see me or anyone and she lives there.

Just wait guys. Not worth it.

[QUOTE=Berrs;4709591]Just so everybody knows, pretty much every place I've swung by and attempted to call have been closed. Two of the only places I had answer the phone (I tried multiple times across multiple hours) were DF Massage which I don't think is worth going to and LA Spa.[/QUOTE]I hope they get busted staying open and are forced to close for good. They have fake misleading ads and now they are using the term Magic Touch in their ads on cityguide to attempt to steal business from the top place in town. Do not give this place any business not now not later. You will be disappointed and they will still expect a good tip for shitty massage with no HE and no OTC or UTC touch at all.

I went to Luna yesterday for my first time and it was a waste of time!

Pros: The 2 ladies were nice enough. I didn't ask them for their names and I am not sure if they are the 2 that usually work there daily.

Cons: I didn't like the parking due to the layout and being next to a beauty salon and a coin laundry so I parked at Rite Aid on the corner and walked over there.

I get there and another John is in the room being serviced and the front door is not even locked. (I don't see any buzzer or cameras inside either unless I just didn't see them). I waited about 15 minutes til he was done and then my turn. The first thing I said was can you lock the front door and she said "no no- we have customers or something like that". So I guess they always leave the door open which is crazy- imo.

Go into room with no discussion of money and they both start massaging my back and legs and crack. So after about 3 minutes of nonsense I flip over and their both like finally because they were in a rush to get me out of there. They weren't busy at all unless a regular had an appointment around my time but they never said anything about that being the case. They said they close at 9:30 pm.

On to the HJ; the uglier lady with short hair starts with way to tight of grip and then Jack hammering. She got tired and then the other lady starts stroking and jackhammering. I did get to see both sets of boobs though.

Anyways they were frustrated that I was taking so long to finish- it was highly annoying and it would of took forever for them to finish me off. They didn't want to put the effort into the message. They had already asked me several time to diy and I said no previously. But at this point I said hold on and got up and got my phone and watched porn while finishing myself off.

Oh and the one lady was watching tv on her cell phone half the time while the other was giving me a HJ.

Overall the ladies were really nice but the experience was as bad as it comes IMHO!. I've only had a worse experience at Sun spa in flint, mi many years ago.

I would never go back there because of the terrible service and that the door is left unlocked.

They were both concerned about getting the coronavirus and kept saying "only come here and nowhere else" and saying always wash your hands. " The lady at the front desk who took my money was older with longer hair in a pony tail (she was ok looking).

I paid $100 for a waste of time.

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[QUOTE=BigBootyFan;4710337]I went to Luna yesterday for my first time and it was a waste of time!

Pros: The 2 ladies were nice enough. I didn't ask them for their names and I am not sure if they are the 2 that usually work there daily.

Cons: I didn't like the parking due to the layout and being next to a beauty salon and a coin laundry so I parked at Rite Aid on the corner and walked over there.

I get there and another John is in the room being serviced and the front door is not even locked. (I don't see any buzzer or cameras inside either unless I just didn't see them). I waited about 15 minutes til he was done and then my turn. The first thing I said was can you lock the front door and she said "no no- we have customers or something like that". So I guess they always leave the door open which is crazy- imo.

Go into room with no discussion of money and they both start massaging my back and legs and crack. So after about 3 minutes of nonsense I flip over and their both like finally because they were in a rush to get me out of there. They weren't busy at all unless a regular had an appointment around my time but they never said anything about that being the case. They said they close at 9:30 pm.[/QUOTE]You posted in Lansing but this looks like an AA spa you're talking about.

But thanks for reminding us not to drive all the way to AA for this experience.

[QUOTE=Jp1225;4709778]Clearly in the governors order it includes spas. So do you really want to be there when and if LEO shows up to enforce the order?

I wouldn't risk it guys. Talked to an owner in GR spa that I know and she won't even see me or anyone and she lives there.

Just wait guys. Not worth it.[/QUOTE]1000% not worth it. It'll be even better when all of this blows over and everyone can go get a nice massage after a few weeks. Patience is key!

Has anyone seen her? Ads been around awhile. She used to post in flint and she has a man that answers the phone to set up her appointments I believe. Thanks.

[URL]https://lansing.rubratings.com/117097[/URL]

I hope all our providers are getting lots of rest because when allowed to go back to work, whether it be in a few weeks or months you're going to be some busy girls. Peace.

Visited the only place open. West side of South Penn (32 xx is the address). I've been there long ago can't remember why I did not care return. I think it was due to up sell or lack of service. This is a joint venture with the shop on West Saginaw / Goodyear. This is what happened:

Called ahead, schedule with Lili for 6 pm. I was running early so called to come early at 5:40 she says yes. I show up on time. Get undressed she says can you do only half hour? I reluctantly agree. $50. She's rushing as others are calling. No touching (says she ticklish).

Poor service, rushed, bad massage, wanted to up sell HE. This place and west Saginaw are a joke. I will wait (and knew better too).

But the phone was ringing off the hook so guys are desperate.

[QUOTE=Jp1225;4714233]Visited the only place open. West side of South Penn (32 xx is the address). I've been there long ago can't remember why I did not care return. I think it was due to up sell or lack of service. This is a joint venture with the shop on West Saginaw / Goodyear. This is what happened:

Called ahead, schedule with Lili for 6 pm. I was running early so called to come early at 5:40 she says yes. I show up on time. Get undressed she says can you do only half hour? I reluctantly agree. $50. She's rushing as others are calling. No touching (says she ticklish).

Poor service, rushed, bad massage, wanted to up sell HE. This place and west Saginaw are a joke. I will wait (and knew better too).

But the phone was ringing off the hook so guys are desperate.[/QUOTE]Was this the super thin girl that almost looks emaciated?

[QUOTE=Berrs;4716002]Was this the super thin girl that almost looks emaciated?[/QUOTE]It was her. Said LiLi was her name. Good English. She was no good and was trying to get 60 for he on top of 50 for 1/2 hour massage. I don't imagine service will be any better during good times.