Strip Club Reports

Went there at lunch with a buddy. There were three girls in the entire place at noon. Hottie at the front desk, waitress and bartender. The bartender was Asian in a tiny bikini, the waitress and front door were completely clothed.

The good: lunch was free. I had a BLT and chips. Three bucks for a coke.

The bad: no dancers, they come later. The bathroom was kind of nasty for a supposedly swanky place.

We stayed 90 minutes waiting for any dancer, finally left. Tipped the hottie serving drinks 10 bucks. We were in and out for 19 total. I may go back for lunch someday, the sandwich was good!

Has the lineup at Lipstixxs changed at all? Last time I was there Stephanie had just left and I wondered if there has been a new replacement?

[QUOTE=RickJason;3060311]Has the lineup at Lipstixxs changed at all? Last time I was there Stephanie had just left and I wondered if there has been a new replacement?[/QUOTE]Was 2 latinos, chubby and Melody 2 weeks ago. I miss ivy.

I'll be going to a strip club in Pinellas county soon, and I've never been before. So if you someone would answer some questions I'd appreciate it. You can PM if you want.

I assume that I put one dollar bills in the dancers garter belts. Is that correct? Also, does the club make change for $20 bills, or should I get all the one dollar bills before I arrive?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Cellsixida;3074117]I'll be going to a strip club in Pinellas county soon, and I've never been before. So if you someone would answer some questions I'd appreciate it. You can PM if you want.

I assume that I put one dollar bills in the dancers garter belts. Is that correct? Also, does the club make change for $20 bills, or should I get all the one dollar bills before I arrive?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]They have bundles of dollar bills. Give them a hondo and you will get a very thick bundle. In Mehico, I would always put the bill in my mouth and make the dancers squat on my face to retrieve it. Don't think it is allowed here, but worth a try. Once you pop your cherry tipping ones to the dancers, move next to view room for the real action.

[QUOTE=Cellsixida;3074117]I'll be going to a strip club in Pinellas county soon, and I've never been before. So if you someone would answer some questions I'd appreciate it. You can PM if you want.

I assume that I put one dollar bills in the dancers garter belts. Is that correct? Also, does the club make change for $20 bills, or should I get all the one dollar bills before I arrive?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Trust me, the club will have plenty of singles for tips. If you pay for a three dollar beer with a twenty, you may get all your change in singles! Also, many dancers do not wear garter belts any more, so the tip goes in their panties, their bra or between their tits, butt crack or any place you can find ;) .

And IMHO only bring whatever cash inside that you plan on leaving there. All of it. Ajdal out

[QUOTE=Cellsixida;3074117]I'll be going to a strip club in Pinellas county soon, and I've never been before. So if you someone would answer some questions I'd appreciate it. You can PM if you want.

I assume that I put one dollar bills in the dancers garter belts. Is that correct? Also, does the club make change for $20 bills, or should I get all the one dollar bills before I arrive?

Thanks.[/QUOTE].

So I work very close to the Penthouse Club and drive by it all the time. Not sure why it has taken me this long to stop in but I'm glad I did and I will be back (actually working so close may end up being bad on my wallet LOL).

My first visit was Monday afternoon and it started with me sitting at the bar alone with a $5 beer. There was maybe 10-12 girls in the place (around 4 pm) with all the usual scenarios: a couple in the corner talking and ignoring the customers, 1 on stage, 2-3 scattered about with different solo guys, and two sets of 2 paired off with two different groups of 3+ guys. The bartender was a young hottie with some of the best tits I've seen in a while. She was friendly and came by to check on me again in a little bit after I got my beer. I had been there maybe 25-30 minutes and was thinking it was going to be a bust as none of the girls had stopped by so I thought I'd finish the beer and leave. Well up walks this very cute AA dancer wearing a longer dress but with a highcut slit in the side to show off her legs. She asks if I want some company and I say sure. She introduces herself as Lexi and starts chatting and right away she put me at ease so I decided to order another beer and hang a while longer. Normally she would not be my first choice "type" but we were having a great conversation (and she was just so damn cute) that I found myself really happy I'd stopped in.

As I had to go back to work later that evening I hadn't planned to have too much "fun" and I was upfront with her about this but she said no worries and just kept chatting. There was absolutely no pressure (unlike many dancers I've met in various clubs) about "want to do a dance". After a while she mentioned that she is a licensed massage therapist and asked if I would like her to demonstrate. From the questions she asked and the way she touched me I could tell right away that she really knew what she was doing (think chiropractor visit and not strip club). Well her skills are AAA++ and she actually had my neck and back feeling better than my last couple of chiro office visits! It was completely different than the typical strip club "rub" and was done right there in my chair near the bar and not in the private dance area in the back. Yet it was actually BETTER (at least for me) than if we had went in the back. I didn't realize just how tense and knotted up I was. By the time I left (couple of hours after I'd arrived) I felt like I'd made a new friend (or at least this could be the start of a friendship. Like the old movie line) and I felt better physically (and for less money) than my last chiro visit. Sorry doc but you may have just been replaced by a beautiful woman!

Also during my visit I got to talk more with the bartender (Ashley) and she was really cool too. She even let Lexi and I try out a new drink mix she was experimenting with (very tasty).

So today I thought I'd stop by again to see if my first experience was a fluke or the "norm". Well a different bartender (cute Asian) was working and Lexi had the day off. I decided to try the food as I'd heard it was actually good here. I had missed the free lunch (ends at 2 pm) but opted for the chicken sandwich and fries (like $6) and it was very tasty. Later I saw a couple of other meals come out of the kitchen (steak, ceasar salad, etc.) and all looked top-notch. The prices of the steaks, etc. Are a little on the high side (more than Chilis but less than Charlies) but you don't get to enjoy your meal with half-naked beautiful women at those places (and atmosphere is important).

Kelly (best body money can buy) talked to me a couple of times but I let her continue to work the room as I know these girls have bills to pay and I hadn't yet made up my mind if I was going to just enjoy my food and beer and then leave or hang out. A little later I catch the eye of a brunette with some ink down her long sexy legs. I had seen her off to the side and it was obvious she had a headache by the way she was rubbing her temples so I wasn't sure how this would go down when she walked up and said hello. I asked how she was feeling and she admitted not the best but sat and started chatting anyway. It turns out that she is British (and I'm a sucker for that sexy accent) and goes by Chardonnay. Like Lexi before her, our conversation was intelligent and very natural (unlike so many girls that are like sharks circling looking for new blood $). Before her shift had ended we did end up in the semi-private dance area ($30/ dance) and she is very good at what she does. So I'm now 2-for-2 as both my visits have turned out to be very enjoyable experiences. Working so close I know this could easily become a drain on my wallet so I'll need to pace myself and watch my budget. But I do know that I'll be back again.

As for the club atmosphere and girls, I've been to all types of clubs. From like Lipstixx and the nude clubs of Pasco on up to the nicer (more expensive) clubs on Adamo, etc. I put the Penthouse Club on the classier upper-end of the club scale. So if you are looking for a quick BJ / FS well there are clubs for that. But if you are looking for a good meal and an intelligent, beautiful woman to chat with, well then the Penthouse would be a good choice. Of course, YMMV but I believe that if you are nice to the girls then they (at least usually) will be nice to you. Stay safe and have fun!

[QUOTE=Ajdal;3074468]And IMHO only bring whatever cash inside that you plan on leaving there. All of it. Ajdal out.[/QUOTE]This is great advice whether going to a club, strolling the streets or anything else. You can't loose what you don't have on you. I find it keeps me out of trouble because otherwise the little head can talk the rest of me into spending way more than I should given the right girl (and sadly I don't have Bill Gates checkbook).

[QUOTE=Ericmcq;3058088]Due to the oncoming storm I got out of work early yesterday and decided to stop into Secrets on West Hillsborough on the way home as I'd never been there before. As expected (with such crappy weather and being day shift) the place was pretty empty. The club itself seems OK with 4 VIP rooms and a less expense (semi private) area for lap dances. Only 2-3 dancers in the place plus a cute bartender. I sat down at bar and ordered a beer and a later 40's blonde with an English accent asks to sit with me and I say fine. She goes by the name Jada and was easy to talk to so we chat for probably an hours over a couple of drinks.

We both knew she wanted to play (at least wanted to earn some $$ on a very slow day) but she wasn't overly pushy. Finally said what the hell and headed to the semi private room for 2 dances ($25 per song). I didn't have a lot of cash on me as this was completely unplanned and only happened because of getting out of work early due to storm. I got comfortable and out came the titties (nice natural) and she did a very nice lap dance. Her skin is very soft and her body is very nice for being an older dancer. Tipped her a few bucks (mainly for the hour of conversation before hand and because I felt bad for her on such a slow crappy day). Got her digits and might repeat some time.

Later did an online check of her and everything she told me seems to check out. Did see she had a couple run-ins with LEO in the past (nothing recent nor too serious). Anyway, I can't say much about the rest of the club or staff (as there was only 2 others in the whole place) but Jada was a nice distraction for a bit on a rainy day.[/QUOTE]At 150 for 15 minutes in the private room no thanks.

[QUOTE=MfWhoreMonger;3078695]At 150 for 15 minutes in the private room no thanks.[/QUOTE]I agree that their prices are a kinda high. I didn't partake so have no idea how much they play in the private rooms.

Last week I was in town and had the chance to check out YS. During several past visits, I have had some really nice experiences there. Unfortunately, this time, one of my favorites, Mila, pushed hard with the upsell. While I still had a nice time in the VIP, the upsell kind of turned me off and it just didn't seem to be quite the same. I may have to start cultivating another favorite there. I did meet Kimber, a really nice looking girl who showed promise. I decided to do the 3 for 50 and, while there were limits. No Frank Sinatra music, I was happy with the ending. Usually, I get there during the day time, but this time was in the evening and, for a weeknight, there was a selection of 10-12 dancers, most of whom were at least of the quality where I would do the 3 for 50 test drive. I did not have either the time or funding to partake further. I know some folks criticize this place, but I can tell you, it is much better than you will find most places as far as the return on investment. It certainly is one of my favorites.

Ones are good if you want to look. If you want dances, just sit back and watch, they will come to you. I have been to Mons and after I spend 40 in ones, I felt like it was a waste of money, They will come to you whether you tip on stage or not.

Also, if the club serves alcohol, sit at the bar. Girls feel more comfortable approaching you at the bar.

[QUOTE=Cellsixida;3074117]I'll be going to a strip club in Pinellas county soon, and I've never been before. So if you someone would answer some questions I'd appreciate it. You can PM if you want.

I assume that I put one dollar bills in the dancers garter belts. Is that correct? Also, does the club make change for $20 bills, or should I get all the one dollar bills before I arrive?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LolDude;3074297]They have bundles of dollar bills. Give them a hondo and you will get a very thick bundle. In Mehico, I would always put the bill in my mouth and make the dancers squat on my face to retrieve it. Don't think it is allowed here, but worth a try. Once you pop your cherry tipping ones to the dancers, move next to view room for the real action.[/QUOTE]This ain't Mexico. Wash. In mouth between tits is common. Most will pull thong forward to show pussy and allow you to put the bill in and maybe a little finger rubbing. And -- What is a view room? I live in Clearwater and will gladly advise if you want to PM me.

Has anyone seen the Haiti Spinner Cici? She worked under the name Bite size in Inner Room in cocoa beach until being fired two months ago and the girl Midnight who worked at Hush Gentlemens club in tampa sounds like her but she was fired last week. Tiny girl, pretty, haitian accent, very dark skin, tiny waist and butt but decent rack, no kids, very frisky! Would recommend, would love to know where she went. Thanks.