General Reports

[QUOTE=Mipene77; 1534123]L = Looks (your opinion of the providers looks) A subjective measure at best. One guys 10 may be another guys 2.

A = Attitude (the most important rating of all)

S = Sex (your best opinion of the overall sex performance of the girl)

And one final piece of advice for a "newbie". Never, never, pay the provider upfront. Do not be an amateur.[/QUOTE]I too thought that the ladies required the donation upfront. Please PM me with details on how to handle the donation.

Be safe and have fun.

[QUOTE=Braddahman; 1533608]Dang, went Hau Tree by Kaimana Beach to eat lunch today. Again good food with a god damn great view. Lots of everyday college coeds on the beach but what caught my eye was this local girl. 5'6, 135, not thick, not skinny, but healthy, small B's natural, wearing a bikini top that barely covers her small be's and a bottom that was going up her ass. I think that's the style nowadays. Anyway, was eating and her ass was pointing in my direction. Got busted couple times when she got up and saw me looking at her. Just smiled and ate my lunch, LOL. But the best part was her friend came to the beach to join her. Friend had a little baby with her (you will understand why I bring up the baby). So the MILF friend was a local girl. 5'3, 120, some nice meat and had some fuckin huge ass tits, probably because she is lactating but also huge too. Easily DDs, busting out of her bikini top but she wore a tank top also. Bikini bottom was in her ass. Unlike first girl, whose bottom was up her ass, the MILF's bottom was in her ass. Both these girls were total flirts. So I'm eating and I notice the baby starts to get cranky so what does the MILF do. Feed her kid. Let the breastfeeding begin. LOL. So I couldn't see anything but at that point I was concentrating more on my food rather than the baby's food. Hehehehehe! So I finish my lunch and looked over to see the baby nodding off and the MILF decides to take off her tank top to expose some really really really nice looking lactating DDs. So she starts fixing her bikini top to make sure its all good when her right tit pops out exposing a nice areola. I was tripping. But I was really tripping when I saw her friend watching stare at her MILF friend. Big time busted. I kind of glanced away and looked back only to see both of them looking at me and cracking up. I started laughing too. My friend, who I was eating with asked me what was funny and I said nothing. Didn't want him to think I was a perv. Even though I am. LOL! Fricken great lunch again. I still got to hit up the Kitchen one day.

Have a solid 3-day weekend bros.

Braddahman[/QUOTE]When I used to work in Waikiki, the Hau Tree Restaurant was always a favorite place of mine to go eat lunch and enjoy the scenery. Not too many places where you can you go and see half naked chicks while having a decent meal haha

[QUOTE=MrNowhere;1534782]Thank you for the explanation! Now I understand. So don't pay upfront? I thought they all or most of them required that. That's very interesting advice.[/QUOTE]Most older providers understand the process, so the younger, or 'sketchy' providers will demand payment upfront. Remember cash talks, so just be adamant about it.

I've never experienced someone telling me to pay upfront, but I did have someone tell me I tipped too little. PM me for details, but I'll leave it at that in the open.

Just like strippers, they have to 'earn' that tip.

[QUOTE=Mipene77; 1534123]L = Looks (your opinion of the providers looks) A subjective measure at best. One guys 10 may be another guys 2.

A = Attitude (the most important rating of all)

S = Sex (your best opinion of the overall sex performance of the girl)

And one final piece of advice for a "newbie". Never, never, pay the provider upfront. Do not be an amateur.[/QUOTE]"S" also stands for service. The quality of the girl's service.

[QUOTE=ShripmBoy; 1534988]Most older providers understand the process, so the younger, or 'sketchy' providers will demand payment upfront. Remember cash talks, so just be adamant about it.

I've never experienced someone telling me to pay upfront, but I did have someone tell me I tipped too little. PM me for details, but I'll leave it at that in the open.

Just like strippers, they have to 'earn' that tip.[/QUOTE]Based on the past event, they were very suggestive about it. Kinda expect me to give it up front. As far as the tip goes, I don't find anyone that make me want to tip yet. For the record, I event tip the parking attendant for his trouble to allow me to park in his hotel.

XD

[QUOTE=Kalani69;1534990]"S" also stands for service. The quality of the girl's service.[/QUOTE]Yeah. I thought that to where S was Service because it's more general where sex, massage and TS can all fall under that.

Yo,

Went go volleyball, and, well, the view wuz way too tight, hehe. Now got to go find the Karma and fuk fuk fuk!

U kids want to see real 20 sometin to compare the fakie youngie AMP hoes-just compare um to the playas.

Nice asses on them tall athletic ones. Haven't found a nice ass with legs to match in a while at the AMPs-

A young Penny / Lucky was tight, so wuz the Fantasia Hana, and the Jackie Julie wuz real nice. Penny got fat,

Hana was busy, and Julie gone.

U know any AMP hoes w nice ass and legs? Nice apple ass, firm not fat, and toned long athletic legs?

Jb

[QUOTE=MrNowhere;1534782]Thank you for the explanation! Now I understand. So don't pay upfront? I thought they all or most of them required that. That's very interesting advice.[/QUOTE]I would say for the most part you try not pay up front, but how you tell or I should use the word "explain" to a AMP gal that you wish to tip after service's is rendered will determine how successful you will be with this rule. If you are hitting an AMP that you've never been to or have seldom frequent to the point where you are an unfamiliar face, then this rule may have to be bent a little, of course YMMV from gal to gal, and if you're going to take a hard line on this rule no exceptions (and I'm not saying taking a hard line isn't the way to go, that's up to each indiviual) but if you do, you need to be willing to walk out of an AMP even when she is hot and trying to get you horny, not easy at least for me. Anyway if you act surprised or offended when asked to be tipped up front, which is typically my first reaction and my thoughts instantly are like "hey you think I've never done this before, you think I don't know the scoops, oh no you one of those clock watchers and you going short me on time and rush me out" then she'll pick up on your negative vibe and prolly insist on having it up front, as she's thinking the same as you are. I play it by ear, understand if they haven't seen you before or you are at a new place and she ask you upfront and you get the feeling she will become upset if told no, or if you feel that it would ruin the experience by haggling you may want to oblige her and let not just her but the whole parlour to become more familiar and comfortable with you, and b y refusing to upfront her would jeopardize this familiarization process then it maybe worth up fronting the first few times, then after that tipping won't even be an issue. Again if you watch your mannerism as you refuse her, you stand a better chance, or you may even show her the kala and assure her that this is hers. Oh and just a side note if you are allowed to tip after, and you find you are unable to perform for whatever reason (say maybe you were drinking before) , other then her, you mustn't give her any less then the full amount, this is one of the reasons why they are adamant about tipping up front, make sure you don't make the situation worse for the next monger. One more thing about this tipping after service is rendered, this applies to amp's only, and not escorts
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Good luck Lowly.

[QUOTE=Lowlys One; 1535019]I would say for the most part you try not pay up front, but how you tell or I should use the word "explain" to a AMP gal that you wish to tip after service's is rendered will determine how successful you will be with this rule. If you are hitting an AMP that you've never been to or have seldom frequent to the point where you are an unfamiliar face, then this rule may have to be bent a little, of course YMMV from gal to gal, and if you're going to take a hard line on this rule no exceptions (and I'm not saying taking a hard line isn't the way to go, that's up to each indiviual) but if you do, you need to be willing to walk out of an AMP even when she is hot and trying to get you horny, not easy at least for me. Anyway if you act surprised or offended when asked to be tipped up front, which is typically my first reaction and my thoughts instantly are like "hey you think I've never done this before, you think I don't know the scoops, oh no you one of those clock watchers and you going short me on time and rush me out" then she'll pick up on your negative vibe and prolly insist on having it up front, as she's thinking the same as you are. I play it by ear, understand if they haven't seen you before or you are at a new place and she ask you upfront and you get the feeling she will become upset if told no, or if you feel that it would ruin the experience by haggling you may want to oblige her and let not just her but the whole parlour to become more familiar and comfortable with you, and be why refusing to upfront her would jeopardize this familiarization process then it maybe worth up fronting the first few times, then after that tipping won't even be an issue. Again if you watch your mannerism as you refuse her, you stand a better chance, or you may even show her the kala and assure her that this is hers. Oh and just a side note if you are allowed to tip after, and you find you are unable to perform for whatever reason (say maybe you were drinking before) , other then her, you mustn't give her any less then the full amount, this is one of the reasons why they are adamant about tipping up front, make sure you don't make the situation.

Worsen for the next monger. Good luck Lowly.[/QUOTE]Wow! That is a great explanation. Thank you for the clarification. I really appreciate your time on this.

[QUOTE=MrNowhere;1533582]L? A? S? What does it means? Help the newbie out, please[/QUOTE]Hiya,

L / A/S Stands for Looks / Attitude / Service, all very subjective terms, but ones used to try to describe an encounter. (I know senior brother Mipene answered with S=Sex, but with all due respect, I've rarely seen it defined that way.) Personally I look at it as overall service rather than just the sex part, so if you see my reports, that's my subjective rating. YMMV. :)

There's a link at the top of the page for "Abbreviations", and many of the common ones used there. You'll find many similar definition lists by googling to compare definitions. A little cross research via google or other similar sites can confirm the common ones.

[QUOTE]The description in USASG reads like this:

L / A/S Looks / Attitude / Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.[/QUOTE]There's probably a few localized ones that may not be used anywhere else, but maybe should be. Like BJBP (blow job between positions) LOL.

Hope that helps!

IG

[QUOTE=Jbravo; 1535007]Yo,

Went go volleyball, and, well, the view wuz way too tight, hehe. Now got to go find the Karma and fuk fuk fuk!

U kids want to see real 20 sometin to compare the fakie youngie AMP hoes-just compare um to the playas.

Nice asses on them tall athletic ones. Haven't found a nice ass with legs to match in a while at the AMPs-

A young Penny / Lucky was tight, so wuz the Fantasia Hana, and the Jackie Julie wuz real nice. Penny got fat,

Hana was busy, and Julie gone.

U know any AMP hoes w nice ass and legs? Nice apple ass, firm not fat, and toned long athletic legs?

Jb[/QUOTE]I was watching the game on the television, so dissapointing, it seems they lack "go to gal" this year, maybe to young this team.

Hey guys,

I'm new to this and am looking for a good provider that does BBFS with greek.

Any recommendations?

[QUOTE=Island Guy808; 1535200]Hiya,

There's a link at the top of the page for "Abbreviations", and many of the common ones used there. You'll find many similar definition lists by googling to compare definitions. A little cross research via google or other similar sites can confirm the common ones.

There's probably a few localized ones that may not be used anywhere else, but maybe should be. Like BJBP (blow job between positions) LOL.

Hope that helps!

IG[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reply, bro. I have checked the abbreviations link before I post. I couldn't find it earlier. Must have been blinded. LOL. Thanks again for the info.

[QUOTE=Lowlys One;1535288]I was watching the game on the television, so dissapointing, it seems they lack "go to gal" this year, maybe to young this team.[/QUOTE]No go to gal this year is right. Hartong or Croson maybe, but not like Danielson or Cubi-Otinero of past.

But let's get the to the meat of the matter. Asses in V-ball tights. I'd say Uiato is a hottie along with Croson. I go to games as well and have seen both up close and dang, definite hotties. There are some others on the bench that are tight as well. I like the local girls and asian girls on the team. Not many of them but they all look nice.

Braddahman

Some of the information regarding paying before or after, and regarding tips, will vary greatly depending on what service you are talking about. Seems like most guys are giving you info that is related to AMPs. Since this thread is in the General Reports section, and not the AMP section, you could be talking about AMPs, streetwalkers, escorts, or other. There is a big difference in the way things are done in those different areas.

For AMPs, normally you pay the mamasan the house fee upon entrance, then you 'tip' the girl who services you. Usually after the service, but sometimes before. The previous replies (especially Lowly's) have good info about that. For streetwalkers, you usually negotiate fees for service upfront, and almost always pay upfront. (Of course this can also get you in big trouble if the SW is undercover LE) For escorts usually they will require the money up front, with no mention of it. You are usually expected to place it on a counter, desk etc, upon entrance to her incall (or have it out in plain site already if she is coming to you at an outcall), and not mention it. Tips are another story. In the AMP world, the money you pay the gal servicing you is the "tip." For escorts, they have a fee or rate for their time. It is sometimes called a "gift" or "donation." It is usually spelled out on their website or ads. Sometimes negotiated over the phone or by email prior to the date. Rarely ever discussed in person. A "tip" in the escort world is additional money given for service above and beyond. (Just like tipping waitstaff, and other service industry people) A good escort always says "Tips are appreciated but never expected." Some hobbyists always tip. Some never do, and some tip occasionally. It is also often said that the best tip is a repeat visit. If an escort asks or expects a tip, then that is "upselling" and it is not a good thing.

As for the abbreviations, as another poster mentioned, a lot of them can be found at the link at the top of the page. Other hobby sites also have their own glossaries of acronyms and terms. You can also find a lot of those on urbandictionary.

Welcome to the forum. Have fun.

[QUOTE=MrNowhere;1535021]Wow! That is a great explanation. Thank you for the clarification. I really appreciate your time on this.[/QUOTE]