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I'm a lurker. I haven't tried many places. Two Sundays ago, I was feeling the itch. Just moved downriver. Bella in Roseville had been my go-to spot before it shut down. I was in the mood to try FS for the first time, and Earthtone was close, so I gave it a shot.

Went to Earthtone around noon. Tried calling a few times, no answer. Knocked on the front door with the wheelchair ramp, then the side door. Side door had a cheap "closed" sign with a clock that said, "back at" and then the hand was pointing to 1 pm. Looked like it hadn't been moved in some time (the clock hands). Went and got some tacos down the street, came back at 1 pm anyway, and same thing. Nobody home.

Not wanting to drive around the city and okay with a level 1, I went to Guam. First visit. Reminded me a lot of Bella. Clean, smells nice. Two older women were there. I got Tina, a 50-ish cute Korean lady in mom jeans with no butt and asked her for an hour. Stripped down and she came in while I was naked and about to lay down. Smiled at her and laid down like nothing was wrong. She didn't bother to drape me and went in with a pretty decent hard massage. I gave her the standard leg rub signals and on the flip, she just laid a hand towel on my junk and lamely rubbed my belly as I rubbed her ass. She pointed, I nodded, and off to the races. Good pace, lots of eye contact and whispering to me. When I was about to lose it, she looked at me with a mischievous smile and maintained eye contact as I busted. Bottle of water, cute smile, and I was out the door feeling light again. $70+50.

Anyone know the secret to Earthtone? Looking back in the forum, it seems they don't answer the phone and it's a crapshoot if anyone answers. I want to try FS sometime, but I like a nice Bush. Any ideas for me? Age isn't a factor as long as they aren't fat and the rack stands up and there isn't GPS.

Separately. Does anyone know where tall Tina from Bella landed (maybe 5'7" - 5'8"? She was the MF queen of good, hard massage and back walking. Nice tits, too. I miss her hands.

She was okay with light OTC roaming but I could tell she was a *little* unsure until junior was in her hands. Would repeat for the massage alone.

Any information on Kira would be greatly appreciated. PM me please.

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[QUOTE=Timberwolf;7443961]Prices have gone up since 2010, but the rest is pretty much spot on for a good FS AMP. The "beg for a handy" Chinese AMP and hotel Asians are a different thing.

Haggling is a great way to get "attitude" and rushed if that's what you're after. You'll also be remembered as a cheap bastard.

Get just a massage and give her a small tip if she wants too much for extras.[/QUOTE]There's an art to disagreeing without being disagreeable.

I don't know how you'd expect to get anything other than mechanical service (at best) from someone that you've pissed off.

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With Umi in Romeo off the list, could an indy provider like this do the trick? Anyone try Imani yet?

[QUOTE=FoggyDew;7445498][URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/hws/d/utica-specialist-massage-therapy/7895593520.html[/URL]

With Umi in Romeo off the list, could an indy provider like this do the trick? Anyone try Imani yet?[/QUOTE]The language in the ad seems like Artificial Intelligence or English as a second language. You'll find out as soon as she asks for a deposit.

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/hws/d/southfield-body-work-caring-and/7895924864.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Golfnut1913;7445527][URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/hws/d/southfield-body-work-caring-and/7895924864.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I'll let you know what I find out.

[QUOTE=BuddyHeld11;7445500]The language in the ad seems like Artificial Intelligence or English as a second language. You'll find out as soon as she asks for a deposit.[/QUOTE]She replies with a fancy menu. Very expensive.

[QUOTE=Golfnut1913;7445527][URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/hws/d/southfield-body-work-caring-and/7895924864.html[/URL][/QUOTE]The certificate is expired and was probably discarded. Some scammer with a low IQ entered the fake name Sandra but forgot the body of the text. It referred to Rachel.

[QUOTE=AMG2023;7445576]She replies with a fancy menu. Very expensive.[/QUOTE]Even if the menu prices are out of my willing range, I might escalate to make an appointment just to see if the request for a deposit comes next. Deposits are always, always a del breaker and big red flag that the provider is really a scam.

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Stopped at Sunshine Sunday morning to see if Lisa was working. There was a mamasan there that took my money for a 30 minute massage. Asked for Lisa but was told no Lisa. Got undressed and a very cute woman entered the room. I laid down and she covered me with a towel. She proceeded to give me a very good medium pressure massage. About 10 minutes in I did the leg rub to let her know what I was interested in. She didn't move away and I was thinking game on. She had absolutely no English skills at all. At the flip she continued the massage. No teasing whatever. Finally before the time was up I took her hand and put it on junior. She pulled away and said no Lisa hands. She then signaled that my time was up. I got dressed and gave her a $10 tip for the good massage. Won't be stopping there again.

Hi Guam was that on Eurkea or off Dix / Toledo rd. There is or was two guards in southgate.

[QUOTE=HokkaDokka;7444946]I'm a lurker. I haven't tried many places. Two Sundays ago, I was feeling the itch. Just moved downriver. Bella in Roseville had been my go-to spot before it shut down. I was in the mood to try FS for the first time, and Earthtone was close, so I gave it a shot.

Went to Earthtone around noon. Tried calling a few times, no answer. Knocked on the front door with the wheelchair ramp, then the side door. Side door had a cheap "closed" sign with a clock that said, "back at" and then the hand was pointing to 1 pm. Looked like it hadn't been moved in some time (the clock hands). Went and got some tacos down the street, came back at 1 pm anyway, and same thing. Nobody home.

Not wanting to drive around the city and okay with a level 1, I went to Guam. First visit. Reminded me a lot of Bella. Clean, smells nice. Two older women were there. I got Tina, a 50-ish cute Korean lady in mom jeans with no butt and asked her for an hour. Stripped down and she came in while I was naked and about to lay down. Smiled at her and laid down like nothing was wrong. She didn't bother to drape me and went in with a pretty decent hard massage. I gave her the standard leg rub signals and on the flip, she just laid a hand towel on my junk and lamely rubbed my belly as I rubbed her ass. She pointed, I nodded, and off to the races. Good pace, lots of eye contact and whispering to me. When I was about to lose it, she looked at me with a mischievous smile and maintained eye contact as I busted. Bottle of water, cute smile, and I was out the door feeling light again. $70+50.

Anyone know the secret to Earthtone? Looking back in the forum, it seems they don't answer the phone and it's a crapshoot if anyone answers. I want to try FS sometime, but I like a nice Bush. Any ideas for me? Age isn't a factor as long as they aren't fat and the rack stands up and there isn't GPS.

Separately. Does anyone know where tall Tina from Bella landed (maybe 5'7" - 5'8"? She was the MF queen of good, hard massage and back walking. Nice tits, too. I miss her hands.

She was okay with light OTC roaming but I could tell she was a *little* unsure until junior was in her hands. Would repeat for the massage alone.[/QUOTE]

Guams not guards word changed when hit send.

[QUOTE=Mrtroy;7445789]Hi Guam was that on Eurkea or off Dix / Toledo rd. There is or was two guards in southgate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Giraffe116;7445760][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/novi-mi/female-escorts/asian/grand-opening248-513-3188new-m/174617229426[/URL]

Stopped at Sunshine Sunday morning to see if Lisa was working. There was a mamasan there that took my money for a 30 minute massage. Asked for Lisa but was told no Lisa. Got undressed and a very cute woman entered the room. I laid down and she covered me with a towel. She proceeded to give me a very good medium pressure massage. About 10 minutes in I did the leg rub to let her know what I was interested in. She didn't move away and I was thinking game on. She had absolutely no English skills at all. At the flip she continued the massage. No teasing whatever. Finally before the time was up I took her hand and put it on junior. She pulled away and said no Lisa hands. She then signaled that my time was up. I got dressed and gave her a $10 tip for the good massage. Won't be stopping there again.[/QUOTE]In case everyone is as confused as I am. On google, there is a Sunshine Spa at Orchard Lake and Telegraph. There is a Sunlight Massage on grand river in Novi. The problem is, Sunlight Massage has chosen to advertise as Sunshine on stg.

[QUOTE=FourTwentyFors;7444478]I was there a month ago. My son works at that hungry howies. I just noticed they are closed that was my go too.[/QUOTE]You hopefully did not go to an AMP while your son was working next door?