I visited the Lansing Wellness on Holmes for the first time today and had a very disappointing time. I paid for an hour massage and received a session that was maybe 45 minutes long. My masseuse was pretty attractive, but the massage was pretty bad,. Her movements were very fast and poorly calculated, like it was her first time ever giving a massage and her only frame of reference was a YouTube video that she watched at x2 speed. She missed about about 50% of my body, she didn't massage my arms, hands, calves, feet or head, it was absolutely ridiculous especially since she shorted me at least 15 minutes. And I don't even want to consider the parts of me that she did rub a massage. It really just felt like she was trying to rub out a Charlie horse on totally random parts of my back for about 10 minutes and on my thighs for about 30 minutes. Just no touch whatsoever and no knowledge of what she was doing.
There was teasing, but again it was just like she was quickly mashing my body, it's like she had never tried to arouse a man in her life. She saved me 5 minutes for he. I mean it got the job done, but it was so fast and aggressive, would have had a better time just taking care of myself. Another huge con was that she wouldn't let me touch her, at all no otc no nothin.
Hr massage was 65 and I left a 35 tip. Really regretting leaving anything I was so unsatisfied, but I just didn't have it in me to not too and I probably would have regretted it more. Didn't get the ladies name, but she was probably 40-45, fit, attractive and had black hair that came down to her shoulders. Really liked her looks, sucked that the service was so poor.
I'm thinking about trying the other location, but it may not be worth it to me. I've been to Magic several times and have always had a great experience for the same price and tip, really not worth the potential disappointment of going elsewhere.
