Muff Scout,
How did I get involved in this? BTW,I do not consider a little facial glazing to be abuse. Just another occupational hazzard.
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Muff Scout,
How did I get involved in this? BTW,I do not consider a little facial glazing to be abuse. Just another occupational hazzard.
dog
Hello fellow mongers. I usely post on miami board. I have good friend coming your way. She asked me to post this. She is one of our SW. Not a crackhead. Thick young blonde. Mixed race. She is at the Homestead suite. on W. Nursery off 1-295 by airport. She has a friend with her WSW. Theve got a Bungee swing in there room and a lot of toys. This girl has been pleasant since day one. Does not change or rush once she gets the money. Really friendly PM for info or look for ginger on eros-guide or go to [blue][Personal contact information deleted by Admin][/blue]
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Sorry Old Dog. Case of mistaken identity. You are as depraved as the rest of us:)
I meant Old Monger.
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
Activity Report
I was in Baltimore for my weekly visit so thought I would call a Blonde Hampden Hon whose digits I got recently. Her FS is a little lacking in my book but she gives a mean snarling. She is kinda a big girl (not really fat just tall and solid built) but she dresses really cute and is feminine. She calls me back about an hour later and says she can't make it...so...went out for a cruise but I have seen so many skanks lately that my heart just wasn't in driving around rat-infested, LE infested crack allies hoping to find a reasonably clean girl, so, thought I would try something different.
I went to the Wagon Wheel/Manhattan Players Club off Route 40 and signed up for a membership. $30 for membership plus ya gotta bring your own alcohol, and they sell you mixers for $3 each. This place is sort of a different take on a hostess bar. The girls chat you up, and instead of pushing "drinks" or "bottles" they push lap dances. Lap dances aren't my thing. Too simulated; I prefer the real thing. One attractive brunette, "Kate", age 23 cozied up to me pretty well all evening, chatted me up real good, and finally ended up kissing me on the lips quite a bit and generally was very affectionate, which I enjoyed a lot. I would pay for this kind of attention quicker than I would (hypothetically speaking) pay for lap dances or to get laid. I was kinda hoping I could score this chick after closing time, but she seemed a little too smooth about the whole thing, so I decided to hedge my bet. This turned out to be a wise move as "Kate" offered me a polite handshake at closing time.
While "Kate" was showing some attention to the other customers, I chatted up "Vivian" who was a short-haired dirty blonde, age 24, with no rack but an absolutely smoking body. Great waist/hips/legs. She was wearing black knee-high stockings and high heels, which was really working for me. She seemed kinda bummed out, not smiling all evening, not getting cozy with the customers, and consequently wasn't making any money, so I figured she would make a good target. She offered me a lap dance ($20 or $30, for regular or extra special). I declined, but offered to "make it worth her while" to see me after work. She was real reluctant (said she had never went with a customer after hours before, which seemed true) but needed to make some money, so we ended up exchanging digits. She called me after closing time and I picked her up around the corner.
As soon as she gets in the car she gets into a dysfunctional cell phone call with her b/f (what is it about chicks that the guys that treat them like crap, they cling to like barnacles?) which was tedious. We leave town and go to the boat. She was pretty nervous about the whole thing and her amateur (newbie) status was really showing. The boat was chilled down and ready, but it took a little while to settle her down and get her semi-comfortable. She was sorely lacking personality; definitely not a "sweet" girl. Then the rules started. Would take off her bottoms, not her top (found out later she had her bra stuffed with her bar earnings). Only wanted to do cbj, although 1/2 and 1/2 had been discussed before. Ended up agreeing to half and half. Wanted cards dealt up front (I was willing to deal half) but would offer her pants as a deposit, said I could lock them up. I finally dealt her the entire hand (6 jacks) in exchange for the pants deposit. She started with an amateur cbj, amateurish FS with raincoat, wouldn't hike her legs enough for me to deep penetrate, switched back to amateur cbj to finish. As soon as I blew she hopped up and started dressing. Ended up dropping her in a ratty part of the city, per her request.
costs:
$30 club membership
$16 bottle of vodka
$80 lap dances
$12 mixer
$120 service
Expensive, disappointing evening; not really recommended. I really enjoyed the kissing and feminine attention, though, a lot.
Stacey of CB:
One distinctive thing about her is the prison tattoo of a rose with thorns on her left arm. They made the tattoo tool out of a needle and a VCR motor. The ink is cigarette ashes. Not the greatest tattoo I've ever seen.
Why can't they use that ingenuity in the real world?
She can't stand Melanie, and is glad she's locked away.
I did see Missy when I dropped Stacey off at Cypress and Pennington.
K.J. Baltimonger
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Robux, congratulations on 300 posts!
In another country no less!
I had the chance to go through the east side today. Upon arriving, I saw 2 LE in three minutes on C and when I turned on to B-more st. I saw LE with a monger looking guy pulled over and searching his car. On my way hightailing out of there I noticed a SW who had to be the most deteriorated SW I have ever seen. I can't remember her name but I had seen her in the past and she looked like plenty of cute neighborhood girls at one time but now she looks like she's been on the street a little to long.
Saw a very mannish looking woman near B-more st. & PP ave.; she was snapped up rather quickly. Which one of you guys go for chicks that look like dudes? Good job on being so open minded. The bright spot was seeing PP April right on the corner. Sadly though she was doing the H-nod; she was so high she couldn't keep her head up and notcie the poor monger who stopped twice for her.
Lastly Dundalk ave which is not a great hunting ground but usually has at least one or two prospects was empty. I didn't have time to go back to see if things had picked up and I couldn't check any of the side streets. I did see the same few mongers in the places I checked but no SWs to speak of.
aaahhhh....
Headed to the east side today, did a little pp loop. not much out. Tried to call Brie, left a message. headed back toward Hamden,,, and low a behold KAREN jumps into the middle of the street waven and yellin hey come back,,, she was clear, no LE.. actually I have been having more luck in Remington, than in Hamden.
One of my pro escort friends is in New York she is a died hard democrat. and she is f**kin republicans this week. makin big bucks. she said about 200 girls poured into N.Y. for the convention...... lol. somehow i think it apropos all those right winged do gooder born again rightous republicans, getting fucked out of $300+ a pop by some of the best providers in the country. I hope they have a marvelouse convention. And I cant wait to find out who my freind was with.......LOL. (didnt mean to step on political or religious toes)
SF
ebdawgg==== Was that you.
Was that april sitten on the stoop on balto and patterson,
I pitty anyone who picked her up, would she have even known she was picked up.
SF
Nice to hear about Stacey. If Big Bird contacts me again, I'll pass along the good cheer! ;)
I did a run down Fairhaven. Neighbors taking photos of slow moving mongers. Not a good idea to stop and honk that horn, genius!
3 young CCL types up by the apartments near Elmtree. She knew me as she was waving as I sped by. She looked like a keeper but I do have to work sometime. No LE visible.
Missy hangs out at that so-called diner on the corner by Patapsco.
Larry!
SFox -
No, that wasn't me; I did see the same guy slow down for her though. She had no idea.
Happy hunting.
Talked to a girl named Donna on Haven she said she and some friends hang out around Cresent you just have to cruise around the block she said to see if anyones out.
I saw the funniest thing this hot redhead on Conkling was yelling at this guy in a van about him following her and she didn't want him. Looked to me like she was working but who knows. Then the guy yells back that he was looking for someones house and she should get her attitude checked because she wasn't all that. It was a like a live Jerry Springer show.
Lots of LE out in PP.
Tuesday report.
I pickep up Muffin about 6:30 pm on Wilkens near Payson. I paid for a room at one of the usual places. Muffin is young, I would say betweeen 20 and 22. She is very cute , average height, and youthfully trim with a very nice butt. She is very friendly and really has an exceptionally good attitude. We did half and half and I was totally satisfied with her. She is a real keeper as far as I am concerned. Has anyone else dated her?
I saw the funniest thing last night in Pigtown. This monger looped a few times around and stopped by the SW's on Washington around Bayard. They weren't having any of his shit. He came around again, and parked on Bayard. Then this scruffy looking, wide load character actually sat down on the bench by one. She got up and walked to the other end of the bench to get away from him. I hope it wasn't one of you guys. :)
I saw Jen out again last night. I passed on her. She's cute and all, but her idea of what to charge is a little out of whack. $60 should get you a lot more than a fuck on the back seat. If she's supporting her BF's habit, tell him to get off his lazy ass and get a job.
There's too many other goodies out there right now to give in to her money demands.
K.J. Baltimonger
Wednesday afternoon report:
I drove around for about 6 hours trying to get some bad news out of my head. There were some pretty good ones out there today. I passed them up time and time again until they were giving me dirty looks. I was about to pick one up on 6th St. in Brooklyn, but she gave me the "no" look. I glanced in the rear view to see LE behind me. I was tempted to pick up Rachel on Payson, but I thought better of it. Why does she have to be soooo hot?
Finally, I picked up Heidi on Payson, and had a great time with her. 1/2 & 1/2 for $40 plus $5 for the room. We had to finish up with the hand, as she got to the point she couldn't take any more pounding. That's been happening all too often for me lately. She didn't want to do doggie with me, and once again all I got to do was mish. That girl's got some nice nipples on her. About as big around as my little finger. They stand at attention the whole time. Nice and suckable.
A great time for what its worth. Would I see her again? Yuh. ;)
K.J. Baltimonger
As we have several local mongers out and about traveling I thought a little flying humor might be appropriate.
AIRPLANES VS WOMEN
1. Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3. Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go.'
4. Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
5. Airplanes operate inverted.
6. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
7. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
8. Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
9. Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
10. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.
11. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
12. Airplanes don't complain if you hose them down.
13. Airplanes don't mind if you like to look at other airplanes.
14. Airplanes can get high without throwing up.
15. Airplanes expect to be tied down.
16. Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
17. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
18. However, when airplanes go quiet, just like a woman, it's a bad thing.