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[QUOTE=InstantMagic;6143006]Can anyone drop maybe the top two or three EMP's in the Northwest Suburbs?
I have literally never been to an EMP and would love to give them a shot.[/QUOTE]Probably the closest EMP is 7 H in Deerfield, but that's still further southeast from you.
I've heard this blond is a bit of a BBW who will take care of you massage-wise. Right across the border from Antioch:
[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/LittlePieceOfHea[/URL]
[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6144447]If genuine, this one looks like a real smoke show. License and name used match up in IL state records:
[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Anna91[/URL]
Confusingly... the number also goes back to this ad:
[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/2875718[/URL]
Which is the same photo often used by this one, who has a completely different legal name and license number:
[URL]https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/[/URL]
Lana used to have an office neighboring Mantra on Shermer, who has gone by the name "Anna." So is the first one possibly Mantra with a different number, or am I getting ahead of myself? I've left happy with both, although Lana is 1000% nicer than the other.
"Go-Go Gadget Massage Oil!"[/QUOTE]The 6412 number also links to an ad for outcall only with Marta.
[URL]https://harlothub.com/united-states/illinois/chicago/massage/786-659-6412-2803065.html[/URL]
This version of Lana on Shermer does not look appealing.
[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43423/[/URL]
[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6144749]This version of Lana on Shermer does not look appealing.[/QUOTE]
Correct! She used to go by Liana, if it helps to differentiate the two.
[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6145130]Correct! She used to go by Liana, if it helps to differentiate the two.[/QUOTE]Very false advertising. The lady in the photo on IG, does NOT look like the person I saw a few years ago in shermer, or the one that zz posted. It is still not clear, this is the same girl with the miami number, who now works outcall and incall and not on shermer any further?
If so, again, she is not new. She has been around and just advertising in a different manner. She is also on multiple dating sites.
[QUOTE=PeteMusk;6145976]Very false advertising. The lady in the photo on IG, does NOT look like the person I saw a few years ago in shermer, or the one that zz posted. It is still not clear, this is the same girl with the miami number, who now works outcall and incall and not on shermer any further?
If so, again, she is not new. She has been around and just advertising in a different manner. She is also on multiple dating sites.[/QUOTE]All I can say is that Miami Lana is worth the time if you enjoy the EMP experience. IG accounnt is genuine. In full make-up, she's actually a sharp looking lady. Yes, she is mature but she knows how to play the EMP game as we've come to know it. No haggling or overly blunt money talk and she's a very diplomatic and polite host in her office. Only drawback is that it's more of a relaxation massage. If you want actual Swedish, I still have a preference for 7 H. Deep tissue is actually superb with Mantra, if you vibe well enough with her and don't feel put off by her edgy 'tude.
Showed up to my scheduled appointment, knocked on the door and no answer. Called the number and booker said she was on the way. Hung around the hallway lobby, and some other guy showed up and knocked on the door, also got no answer. He was nervously hanging out in the side stairwell. I hung out for 8 minutes and left, didn't plan on bickering over double booking if the MT actually showed up.
[QUOTE=OnSome;6171346]Showed up to my scheduled appointment, knocked on the door and no answer. Called the number and booker said she was on the way. Hung around the hallway lobby, and some other guy showed up and knocked on the door, also got no answer. He was nervously hanging out in the side stairwell. I hung out for 8 minutes and left, didn't plan on bickering over double booking if the MT actually showed up.[/QUOTE]That happened to me too on Oct. 6. I knocked, nobody there. Called and said someone coming. While I was waiting in middle of the hall by the chairs, another monger knocks. I said they weren't there. He said, "Oh, they must of double booked" and left. A couple minutes later Julie shows up and I get the next hour with her. At the end of my session, a guy is knocking on the door. He had to wait for me to dress, etc. Not sure if he was early or they didn't leave enough time between appointments. I was too relaxed to care.
[QUOTE=KiwiEater48;6173139]That happened to me too on Oct. 6. I knocked, nobody there. Called and said someone coming. While I was waiting in middle of the hall by the chairs, another monger knocks. I said they weren't there. He said, "Oh, they must of double booked" and left. A couple minutes later Julie shows up and I get the next hour with her. At the end of my session, a guy is knocking on the door. He had to wait for me to dress, etc. Not sure if he was early or they didn't leave enough time between appointments. I was too relaxed to care.[/QUOTE]For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.
[QUOTE=FullyMooned;5944492]Always wondered if the service at heavenly massage at Morton grove translated to other locations. The answer is NO. Fully draped and legit only.[/QUOTE]You've actually received more than just a massage at a Heavenly Massage? That seems a little too far fetched. Unless you found a desperate unicorn in Morton Grove. Lead with that story!
[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;6174631]For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.[/QUOTE]Same experience. I arrived on time, had to wait for previous session to end. Next appt at the door knocking before I had a chance to leave. No buffer at all between appts.
Overall good but wish massage was a little firmer.
[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;6174631]For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.[/QUOTE]Definitely better to call, that's what I did. Disappointed two of us called and got the same time slot and one (not me!) had to go elsewhere.
[QUOTE=KiwiEater48;6179676]Definitely better to call, that's what I did. Disappointed two of us called and got the same time slot and one (not me!) had to go elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Damn. That would make me not want to return. Too many options out there to be treated this way.
Anyone been to Maria's recently and know the current staffing situation?
[URL]https://classpass.com/studios/in-home-massage-chicago-amys-massage[/URL]
Well this didn't work out. A dud.
[QUOTE=Ratso100;6204151][URL]https://classpass.com/studios/in-home-massage-chicago-amys-massage[/URL]
Well this didn't work out. A dud.[/QUOTE]ClassPass?? That's as legit as it gets. What inspired you to seek extras there?