Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JoeStuart1234;4951024]I don't make it near Greenbelt often but happened to on Tuesday. I wanted to check out RS since I haven't been in a long time. They were closed. Decided to try CA. Walked in and was greeted with a temp check and sanitizer. Drew Gucci, a little older but very pleasant. She took good care of me and was very thorough doing the TS and back in the room. Decent massage but nothing to brag about. Typical rates for Greenbelt and was offered water on the way out the door. They didn't seem busy at all.[/QUOTE]I do like Gucci. She's a good consistent performer. Standard offering which hasn't changed in years. I do see her often when I'm in the area but I do like variety.

This is a great first report, ARH! Welcome to the forum.

A couple comments: if you go longer on a report, don't forget the paragraphs. A huge block of text is hard to read.

I would say that the GB AMPs expect you to want FS and are a little disappointed in the lower tip that lower service earns. I'm not saying not to get your preference, just why they might seem underwhelmed.

Like I said, great first report and keep posting.

[QUOTE=ARealHack;4969646]I tried VIP for the first time ever last week. I wanted to try RS, but they've been closed. My thoughts? Well. Great and odd. So I have experience with some of the less glamorous / dimly lit AMPs farther north. I mean, you pay your $60 and a mid-40's (or older) provider goes through all of the motions giving an ok massage with a lackluster standard finish. Not a bad way to spend an hour. Maybe 10 un-understandable words are spoken the whole time. But I called VIP. MS was very upbeat and excited. Wow. 30 min later I was there. OK, temp check (the first of a long list of new things) and sanitizer before entry. Mask on the whole time and in fact they wanted me to only wear their mask. I asked for Seven, but I got Angel (she made me guess her name by pantomiming an angel (halo, little birdie wings). SHE WAS SO FREAKIN" BOUNCY AND ENERGETIC. (Stats: 5'8", not quite a spinner, small naturals, maybe 30 ish). Pretty good English, that she used a lot. The whole time. She lead (paraded?) me to the TS (another first for me), but kept not telling me what to do, but then scolded when I did it wrong. Very playful but only when it was her idea. Back in the room, the massage started but 10 min in she asked what I wanted, but anytime I tried to speak she'd freak out and shush me, and then ask me again what I wanted. (She wanted me to start handing her cash apparently). When it wasn't 'enough' she even asked if I had a credit card (which the places up north do not like to use). Anyway, I only wanted a HJ, and I wasn't going to hand over more than my preset amount. She grumbled a bit but let me roam as she quickly finished me off (her eagerness / enthusiasm was the trick). Then as she cleaned up, she kept tickling and teasing again asking me if I wanted to use my card. What she forgot to do was to give me a massage (which I actually enjoy thanks to yard work heroics and running). So, I had a great, but short time. (I was out the door in 45 min) And I sorely miss the massage (pun intended). If I repeat it would be for 30 min.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ARealHack;4969646]I tried VIP for the first time ever last week. I wanted to try RS, but they've been closed. My thoughts? Well. Great and odd. So I have experience with some of the less glamorous / dimly lit AMPs farther north. I mean, you pay your $60 and a mid-40's (or older) provider goes through all of the motions giving an ok massage with a lackluster standard finish. Not a bad way to spend an hour. Maybe 10 un-understandable words are spoken the whole time. But I called VIP. MS was very upbeat and excited. Wow. 30 min later I was there. OK, temp check (the first of a long list of new things) and sanitizer before entry. Mask on the whole time and in fact they wanted me to only wear their mask. I asked for Seven, but I got Angel (she made me guess her name by pantomiming an angel (halo, little birdie wings). SHE WAS SO FREAKIN" BOUNCY AND ENERGETIC. (Stats: 5'8", not quite a spinner, small naturals, maybe 30 ish). Pretty good English, that she used a lot. The whole time. She lead (paraded?) me to the TS (another first for me), but kept not telling me what to do, but then scolded when I did it wrong. Very playful but only when it was her idea. Back in the room, the massage started but 10 min in she asked what I wanted, but anytime I tried to speak she'd freak out and shush me, and then ask me again what I wanted. (She wanted me to start handing her cash apparently). When it wasn't 'enough' she even asked if I had a credit card (which the places up north do not like to use). Anyway, I only wanted a HJ, and I wasn't going to hand over more than my preset amount. She grumbled a bit but let me roam as she quickly finished me off (her eagerness / enthusiasm was the trick). Then as she cleaned up, she kept tickling and teasing again asking me if I wanted to use my card. What she forgot to do was to give me a massage (which I actually enjoy thanks to yard work heroics and running). So, I had a great, but short time. (I was out the door in 45 min) And I sorely miss the massage (pun intended). If I repeat it would be for 30 min.[/QUOTE]If you're looking for a good massage, try Northern Virginia. Lack of FS is the norm to the point that a HJ is called a Northern Virginia.

Hello all,

Can someone please remind me the usual $ for HJ at MPs? I only opted for FS and cannot recall what the lower tier menu items go for. I am thinking. 4 on top of the house.

I really don't like dissing on under performers, but here goes, this board deserves it. I was intrigued, as usual for me, by reports of Bonnie's DD's. And two gents on another board said she had a zest for the business. I found the opposite. Technically she probably has DDs but they're not the surgeon's best work. The rest of her is flabby and, sigh, she's not very pretty, which you'll discover if she removes her mask for a moment. Worst, she has no feel for the acts she performs, without interest or passion. I'm willing to consider it's just me, as others have had much better experiences. So, YMMV, but my mileage was worse than a passing grade. Not worth the trouble.

On the bright side, there's a new Mamasan. She's small, frisky, and humorous, much friendlier than the last one at VIP. I was temporarily parked in a side-room to wait, and she offered me Korean pancakes, part of their lunch. And she wanted me to take an umbrella into the downpour as I left. So there's that. Thanks Mamasan.

Not all places and ladies are like this (upselling). I know some ladies at RS, which is near VIP, were sent packing for doing this. This tends to happen with the younger eye candy. When they do it, just ask for someone else, and they'll figure out the math on their own. VIP is great for eye candy, but I find the to only be so-so.

[QUOTE=ARealHack;4969646]I tried VIP for the first time ever last week. I wanted to try RS, but they've been closed. My thoughts? Well. Great and odd. So I have experience with some of the less glamorous / dimly lit AMPs farther north. I mean, you pay your $60 and a mid-40's (or older) provider goes through all of the motions giving an ok massage with a lackluster standard finish. Not a bad way to spend an hour. Maybe 10 un-understandable words are spoken the whole time. But I called VIP. MS was very upbeat and excited. Wow. 30 min later I was there. OK, temp check (the first of a long list of new things) and sanitizer before entry. Mask on the whole time and in fact they wanted me to only wear their mask. I asked for Seven, but I got Angel (she made me guess her name by pantomiming an angel (halo, little birdie wings). SHE WAS SO FREAKIN" BOUNCY AND ENERGETIC. (Stats: 5'8", not quite a spinner, small naturals, maybe 30 ish). Pretty good English, that she used a lot. The whole time. She lead (paraded?) me to the TS (another first for me), but kept not telling me what to do, but then scolded when I did it wrong. Very playful but only when it was her idea. Back in the room, the massage started but 10 min in she asked what I wanted, but anytime I tried to speak she'd freak out and shush me, and then ask me again what I wanted. (She wanted me to start handing her cash apparently). When it wasn't 'enough' she even asked if I had a credit card (which the places up north do not like to use). Anyway, I only wanted a HJ, and I wasn't going to hand over more than my preset amount. She grumbled a bit but let me roam as she quickly finished me off (her eagerness / enthusiasm was the trick). Then as she cleaned up, she kept tickling and teasing again asking me if I wanted to use my card. What she forgot to do was to give me a massage (which I actually enjoy thanks to yard work heroics and running). So, I had a great, but short time. (I was out the door in 45 min) And I sorely miss the massage (pun intended). If I repeat it would be for 30 min.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ARealHack;4969646]I tried VIP for the first time ever last week. I wanted to try RS, but they've been closed. My thoughts? Well. Great and odd. So I have experience with some of the less glamorous / dimly lit AMPs farther north. I mean, you pay your $60 and a mid-40's (or older) provider goes through all of the motions giving an ok massage with a lackluster standard finish. Not a bad way to spend an hour. Maybe 10 un-understandable words are spoken the whole time. But I called VIP. MS was very upbeat and excited. Wow. 30 min later I was there. OK, temp check (the first of a long list of new things) and sanitizer before entry. Mask on the whole time and in fact they wanted me to only wear their mask. I asked for Seven, but I got Angel (she made me guess her name by pantomiming an angel (halo, little birdie wings). SHE WAS SO FREAKIN" BOUNCY AND ENERGETIC. (Stats: 5'8", not quite a spinner, small naturals, maybe 30 ish). Pretty good English, that she used a lot. The whole time. She lead (paraded?) me to the TS (another first for me), but kept not telling me what to do, but then scolded when I did it wrong. Very playful but only when it was her idea. Back in the room, the massage started but 10 min in she asked what I wanted, but anytime I tried to speak she'd freak out and shush me, and then ask me again what I wanted. (She wanted me to start handing her cash apparently). When it wasn't 'enough' she even asked if I had a credit card (which the places up north do not like to use). Anyway, I only wanted a HJ, and I wasn't going to hand over more than my preset amount. She grumbled a bit but let me roam as she quickly finished me off (her eagerness / enthusiasm was the trick). Then as she cleaned up, she kept tickling and teasing again asking me if I wanted to use my card. What she forgot to do was to give me a massage (which I actually enjoy thanks to yard work heroics and running). So, I had a great, but short time. (I was out the door in 45 min) And I sorely miss the massage (pun intended). If I repeat it would be for 30 min.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the forum. As others have said, good first review. I find you do not get much of a massage with a 30 minute visit and no massage some places. If you want a massage and HJ, you might try RL Therapy in Laurel. It is off off 198 between Old Line Ave and Brock Bridge Road. It is a strip mall with a Dunkin Donuts / Baskin Robbins and a Dominos Pizza. I would recommend a hour, but you will get a some massage in the 30 minute session. They will have no issue with a HJ finish for. 4. There are perks for repeat visits. For a first visit, a HJ may be all that is offered, but the menu normally expands on repeat visits. The ladies also tend to be a little older if that is a problem. I personally prefer older ladies, because I tend to enjoy my sessions with them more.

Since RS is closed to fix the shower, and I needed a break, I went to Cherry to see if the Ruby there was my Ruby from TWBC, and she was. An old fave of mine from several years back. Apparently TWBC closed and they moved shop to become CA.

Ruby is very pretty, IMO, with nice natural Bs and a great attitude. Ruby is fit, with curvy hips. Overall a great experience, and I recommend. Standard Greenbelt tuition & services.

Hello, I'm new to this thread and just had a question. Any good spots in Laurel?

[QUOTE=Looksee234;4971887]Hello, I'm new to this thread and just had a question. Any good spots in Laurel?[/QUOTE]Check out Laurel spa.

[QUOTE=DCRaider;4943333]The girls here lately have been sub par. Was there two weeks ago saw Connie good TS, Massage, but the after math was only fair. [/QUOTE]Never been to Pandora but anyone know if they upped their line up? Also, is the only place open now VIP and CA? Thinking of going this weekend. Any recommendations appreciated.

From what has been posted, Ruby is go to at CA.

[QUOTE=Trav;4972387]Never been to Pandora but anyone know if they upped their line up? Also, is the only place open now VIP and CA? Thinking of going this weekend. Any recommendations appreciated.

From what has been posted, Ruby is go to at CA.[/QUOTE]For GB, TK is also open from what I understand along with ellis express. Not sure if the other asian AMP near ellis is open.

DC mongers nice to meet you!

I recently relocated from the Midwest if you have any questions.

I did visit TK recently and saw Ruby after the MamaSan temperature taken and house fee of $70.

Ruby wanted $200 more than I usually share but I am new. She was ethnic Korean decent English thin and fun.

I am fine with PM's for details.

If anyone has DC connections for MJ edibles to share let me know. I am fascinated that literally every street corner smells of weed yet one can buy / sell in the District but it is legal?

Mika.

A lot of the previous posts have mentioned CA. I don't recall seeing it come up before. What's the name?

Thanks!

I stopped by the other day and the main door was locked. I called the number and only got the voicemail.

[QUOTE=DCHung;4972219]Check out Laurel spa.[/QUOTE]