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Re: AMPs
If you need to ID a provider at an AMP that you've seen, Kim is a name that always works for me.
"Have you ever been here before? Who have you been with?"
There's always a Kim who works at an AMP.
Neighborhood Assoc. in Brooklyn and CB starting Citizens on Patrol (COP). Working in pairs with calls to police. Weak community response so far. I'll let you know when I hear more.
Larry!
Baltimonger,
Tracy is the same lady I recently reported on after Turks request for more information. I don't think she's even remotely a "low" considering the open heart surgery and the stroke she suffered. I definitely give her high marks and want to see her again soon. Pretty hair, great chest that felt real, good company.
BTW, I'm in Santo Domingo right now and have been mongering up a storm.
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
Robux
Robux, you lucky bastid !!!
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Is it wise to write in terms of seeking a new low in the mongering experience while mocking someone's physical misfortune. We know that this board is read with some interest by the women with whom we seek sexual relations. We know that our experience will be better if they have a positive attitude toward us. Aren't we likely to have a more enjoyable mongering experience if we treat them with more respect and decency rather than mockery and comtempt on this board as well as in person? Just some food for thought fellow mongers.
Robux,
Sorry for sounding like I was dissing Tracy. I thought she was very nice. As I said, I was looking to see how low I could go. I didn't say she was a low.
By the time I picked her up, 3 other SW's had already tried to hit me up for $, one successfully. That was Walking Around's GFE's roommate.
You said on the DC board that you got a chica in DR for about RD$1500, and you said that was about $30US. Are they exchanging at 50:1 down there? If so, that's great!
I've got to be at the airport about 4:45 am on Sept. 28th when I go. I'll be a tired zombie when I get there.
Muff Scout,
Did you know you can out a SW to the Health Dept. for knowing they have an STD and refusing to get treatment? Just call them, give them a name, a description, and an address or location where she can be found. They will come looking for her.
The fugutive squad was out yesterday morning looking for a SW who escaped from the Castle. They raided a dope hole (some of you might know what that is) and showed her pic to those inside, including one of my fave SW's. This same SW they were looking for was walking at Carroll Park last night.
B Night,
I thought blonde Kim from Hollins Ferry was as close to a GFE I've been with for quite a while. As always, YMMV.
K.J. Baltimonger
It really does pay to be nice to the girls.
Yesterday afternoon, I drove the loop to see who was about and spotted one of my sw buddies near Payson. Picked her up and started to hear a sob story about how she is having trouble with her room mate. Went for the opening and offered to get her a room for the whole night in exchange for two pops. She offered to let me stay all night if I got her a room plus dinner.
We pick up some chinese, head over to a notel and had a nice meal, watched a movie, then had some great sex. Took a shower together, watched a couple more movies, had sex again. Went to sleep for about 5 hours, woke up, had sex again.
Three pops, (had to do it after our discussion the other day) all for just 3 jacks and a nickel. Finally headed home about 7 this morning after 14 hours of food, sex, shower massage, cuddling, sex, cuddling and sex.
Sometimes this hobby can be fun.
Before I picked up my buddy yesterday afternoon, spotted Heidi, Jessica, Rachel, Diana and three other blondes all near Wilkens on either Payson or Smallwood.
There were also two very cute blondes and a brunette all working the corner of Washington and SCarey.
On a side note, for the lurker who contributes nothing to this board and then has the balls to make a comment about one of my postings. EAT ME!
There is a world of difference between a senior member like Incognito, who has made invaluable contributions to this board, and who I respect a great deal, commenting on one of my postings, and some asshole who doesn't even live in the area making some pussy comment.
I believe my 100+ postings, a result of several hundred hours of driving around our local mongering holes and, "get this", reporting my observations on this board, has earned me the right to say RTFF. I further believe I respond in this manner far less often than many of my senior brothers. Read my response to Rasta several weeks ago as an example.
In case the above was too subtle for you, I couldn't care less what you think.
Safe hunting to all but one:)
Muff Scout
Gentlemen: April Crowdpleazer will be showing off her many talents in a parking lot in Baltimore on the night of September 4th, weather permitting. This is a free event. Not sure if I will be able to attend, but she is definitely the real deal. Send me a private message if you are interested and want details. CF
A picture of april as superslut
April visits lots of places, including the campus at UVA
Well I guess I took one for the team today.
Had just a little bit left from my recent financial windfall, so I checked out the Citypaper for amps. Looks like there is a new one off of bel air road. Stopped on by, even though I know new places are sometimes a little cautious.
Place is very very discreet, rung the bell and papasan answers.
He tries to tell me something but it was nowhere near in english. He had to pick up the phone and call someone (one of the girls?) to talk to me. She said it would be 20 minutes. Well, any other place is more than 20 minutes away in rush hour traffic, so I wait. I even hear someone else ring the bell and try to understand papasan. That guy takes off. I guess they only have one or two girls working, the city paper ad has a help wanted tag on it.
Finally the door opens to the waiting room and in comes lisa. She is not too old, but not too young and we go up. This place has a weird pricing schedule, as it was extra for TS (a little over one benji). I went with 45 min. for 70. She gave ok massage, not great. started doing her work on my equipment and asked for extra to strip down.
So, overall not a great experience. The location is cool for being very discreet, and there were many possible rooms, but they need a bigger roster of talent and change their pricing.
And I did it all for you guys.
Is it wise to write in terms of seeking a new low in the mongering experience while mocking someone's physical misfortune. We know that this board is read with some interest by the women with whom we seek sexual relations. We know that our experience will be better if they have a positive attitude toward us. Aren't we likely to have a more enjoyable mongering experience if we treat them with more respect and decency rather than mockery and comtempt on this board as well as in person? Just some food for thought fellow mongers.
As per Old Monger.
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Might I suggest that Oldy Mutt take a hike to S. D. to catch up to Borux. Maybe you could learn a thing or two. Most of us mongers here only appeal to young women that have a drug habit and we happen to have a couple dead presidents in our hands.
This is not real confusing for most of us. WTF are you thinking. With in reason, most of us are respectful, especially when they swallow without being asked. And you suggest that they might be reading this forum, yeah right. There are a few that might log on someone elses puter but it's rare. Most of them can't afford water for lunch unless their "uncle" helps them out.
Get the facts straight, most of them are heavy druggies and most of us are heavy sex addicts, not counting Dr. Monger, Balty, Robux, Greenmachinery, Lostlove, Muffsnuff, Larry 003, Clux, Loopy, Old Dog, etc....
But I have to admit, in my few years reading this forum I have not once not once not once not once read of a monger abusing a sw. Either your definition of abuse is significantly different than most of us or you are way out in left field. You know, maybe you should just stay out there and enjoy the sights and stay TF off this board if that is your thinking.
Back to the pursuit of pussy........................
Monday night Robuxta [s]TM[/s]:
First pop, brunette Stacey on Fairhaven. I thought she was Missy at first, and she thought I was someone else as well. She yelled "where the fuck have you been" to me. Then she realized she had the wrong guy. She got in and we headed out to my spot for a nice sloppy BBBJTC for 1.25 Jacks. Really gets into it, and is somewhat orgasmic even without being touched. Has a pipe habit. Not bad looking at all IMHO.
Second pop: Michelle, by US Gas. Another brunette. Pipe and bottle habit. Smelled like a distillery. Wear and tear in the face, bad teeth, but once again a nice body. Interesting pricing list. BJ: $20, 1/2 & 1/2: $30, but will do it for $20 if you don't have the other $10. I took the 1/2 & 1/2 for $30. She kept snagging me with those teeth, or what was left of them. About 20 minutes of mish until I was able to pop. I dropped her off on Carroll St. and was about to head home until I found contestant number 3...........
Third pop, (drum roll please): [size=3][b]Diamond![/b][/size] Yes Diamond. Your Diamond, my Diamond, our Diamond. Luscious Diamond, sweet Diamond, sexy Diamond, GFE Diamond! She was out at Ostend and Washington. I scooped her up and got my wonderful BBBJTC for 1.25 Jacks. Always the same. Knows how to talk the dirty talk, and gives one of the best BBBJ's in town. I guess all that crap Katrina told me was a lie.
In between pops 1 and 2; I met up with miss "used to be in a family way, but is now a GFE". Chatted with her for a couple of minutes, and gave her $5 for her time. She actually asked if I wanted a date. I didn't say "yuh" to her. Maybe next time. I was out looking for another.
I spent about RD$3200 tonight. Damn, those big numbers scare me.
I need to save some dough. A week off and a fistful of cash, not a good combination.
K.J. Baltimonger
Lots of hotties, skank and LE out tonight! Spotted a brunette with okface but smokin bod near Stricker and Ramsey. Was going to partake but spotted LE.
Saw Robin with the hot bod on the corner of Monroe and Wilkens. As I was about to pull over my "spidey sense" kicked in. Sure enough behind me lurked one of the white vans.
Several new white SUV ULE out tonight...be careful fellow mongers!
B'Monger,
Amen to your POP theory (pursuit of pussy).
Paland, you beat me to the punch. Old Dog, I don't think our esteemed Baltimonger was trying to be malicious, just expressing the warped sense of humour we develop as a result of our hobby. I have seen some weird shit over the years. After awhile, the bizarre becomes the normal.
Hey B'Monger, are you sure that family way now alledged GFE wasn't in a family way because of you:)
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
Balti:
Yuh!!!! ;) LOL!
I was wondering who that Missy look a like was.
The Clix was hopping about 6pm Monday. Must not be a lot of Republican SWs out there boys. Saw some fine potential candidates. I'm going out today. Will report back late.
Larry!