Good option for our Senior mongers
Gents, Thought I'd contribute a little something. Saw a lady who advertises on here appealing to the 55+ crowd recently. I'd had seen her last year & it was okay but not worth the commute from Lansing. I needed to be back in GR for a quick bit of biz & contacted her again to set something up. She works out of a modest home near GR & has a nice dedicated basement room set up for play. First she provides a very nice CMT type of massage with extras. She now is using some playful "tools" to enhance your experience. So my first half hour is a quality rub with enough play to keep your breath elevated. Next 30 minutes was a prior agreed upon finish to the festivities. Hour rate was $ and went up depending upon certain requests. She's an intelligent, tall, 50 ish, better than average looking woman who might carry a couple extra pounds. I will certainly be visiting again. You should find her ad under body rubs on BP. Last four phone digits are 0281. Hope this helps.
Should listen to the senior members
Been reading the form for a while and just was thinking how much I wish I would have took what a lot of the seniors members posted as a bad provider to heart. Along with that, common sense one should see providers for what it is, just business. I unfortunately didn't and for my gullibility and care for the particular provider over a period of time cost me everything (job, friends).
So for all those newbies and lurkers my advice is that if you see a post from a senior member (s) to stay away you should do just that.
TOFTT Worst session I've had in years
Saw Laura, model type Now available! - 42 from BP today.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/laura-model-type-now-available/20192221[/URL]
Setup was easy. I wish it wasn't!
Her pics are accurate. Her age is likely correct.
Not a pretty face but not ugly either. Makeup would have helped on that.
We get undressed and she asks what lingerie I prefer. Ok so far so good.
Before I fork over the donation I tell her I see licensed massage therapist in the ad and I'm not here for a massage.
She says don't worry we just start with that. Ok.
I lay on the bed and she climbs on the back of my legs and starts what I guess she thinks is a massage.
No oil or lotion and she has no idea how to give a massage. Licensed massage therapist my ass! It was agony.
She kinda rubs, then just pets me some. Meanwhile she is talking non fucking stop about her life and about some client who tried to rip her off by saying he was a cop!
A few minutes into that wonderful story she tells me I must sit too much and really should work out and walk more. Great! My wife's words are coming out of my hooker's mouth! This goes on and on, not just a sentence.
After another minute of mind numbing chatter and a horrible "massage" I say ok enough of this let's get to business.
I turn over and she's reaching for a hat. I said no uncovered please. I'm older and the raincoat dulls the feeling too much for me. Nope, its CBJ.
CBJ was mediocre. She kept stopping and asking me if I finished. Then after that 3 x she asked if I was close?
Meanwhile her eye is pegged to the clock on the nightstand and starts warning me I have to hurry.
CBJ isn't going anywhere so I say HJ then to finish. I can't stay hard enough thanks to her lackluster skills and chatter for FS.
Now the HJ, with no lubricant, is terrible. She has no clue how to bring it to finality. Now she's asking me every 15 seconds if I'm almost done while fixated on that clock.
After a few minutes of this I stopped her and got dressed.
She is not green. By much of her chatter and demeanor she's a longtime provider but gives the worst overall service I've had in many years.
100 HH /150 Hr.
Thank God I opted for HH.
If you feel the need to throw money away at a nice body, go to DejaVu with your money. Its better spent there.
Will not repeat.
I do not recommend!