Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=IceStation;6517332]What's the best way to get ones foot in the door at vita?

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Walk in or preferred make an appt. You can request by phone, but you will end up with who's available most likely.

[QUOTE=HughJload;6516213]Manzilian wax job at Vita shore view based on some of your recommendations. Sarah was kind, as it was my first wax. I've never felt anything like it before.

Right after she led me to coco who did 30 minutes of aftercare.

A lot of pain followed by a lot of pleasure. Highly recommend! (If you're a masochist, haha).[/QUOTE]We just talkin L1 here on the aftercare?

I messaged you.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6518281]I have chatted a few times, but never took the plunge. Let us know![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KrangleVerse;6518448]We just talkin L1 here on the aftercare?[/QUOTE]I've never left unhappy.

[QUOTE=HughJload;6507494]I visited panda this week, younger provider. Used table shower, no fun. Provider used one hand for massage and one hand to play on phone. Massage terribly legit, won't return.[/QUOTE]I love to win, so went for a confirmation visit. Had a younger girl this time, but she also opted for the one hand experience except it was on her phone the entire 18 minutes before I caught her, shamed her, and got all my money back.

Again, it was literally the worst massage ever, and I'm at over 1,000 experiences so far.

Avoid like the chronic bubonic!

[QUOTE=IceStation;6518532]I messaged you.[/QUOTE]Pm sent as well.

[QUOTE=IceStation;6518532]I messaged you.[/QUOTE]I received no message my man.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;6516157]That table looks like it gives back pain rather than relieve it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AnonFan247;6516260]Haha, probably true. I'd like to imagine that it's just a random photo they found online.[/QUOTE]Those are actual photos from her setup in her apartment. The table isn't as uncomfortable as it looks but I was a little nervous on it. I weigh about 215 and I'm guessing I was pushing the limits on it. I would not have wanted her up on there with me, I'm sure we would have ended up on the floor.

As far as service, I saw her once and only once. If you don't mind a little meat on the bones, she is a decent looking Black lady. Her body is definitely better than her face. Her communications, especially the day of the appointment, sucked. Once I finally got in to see her, it was so so at best. The bad communications and the latex gloves she wore at the end is keeping from returning.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;6520255]Those are actual photos from her setup in her apartment. The table isn't as uncomfortable as it looks but I was a little nervous on it. I weigh about 215 and I'm guessing I was pushing the limits on it. I would not have wanted her up on there with me, I'm sure we would have ended up on the floor.

As far as service, I saw her once and only once. If you don't mind a little meat on the bones, she is a decent looking Black lady. Her body is definitely better than her face. Her communications, especially the day of the appointment, sucked. Once I finally got in to see her, it was so so at best. The bad communications and the latex gloves she wore at the end is keeping from returning.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen her, guess she was black in chat. But her upgrades where high in her text. Did you go for 80 prostate? Or she just wear gloves to get you over the edge? You can grab her breasts ad backside she says. Did they come out though.

Okay, so my last review was a bit of a hot topic. This time, I'm going to leave out details and open my inbox to seniors. I will also leave out the suburb because good god it was like sharks to chum and I feel a bit bad lighting up the joint I reviewed.

So I spotted a new change in ownership on Google for this joint. Nothing huge as it happens often. One thing that did catch my eye is that they offer table shower. I'm not sure if they did or not before, but I'm a sucker for a good table shower.

The place was tucked away just off a highway basically on the outskirts of a sleepy neighborhood. Looks unassuming from the outside. Curiously, they didn't change the name on the door since their change in ownership. Ah well. The lobby was a bit darkened and low profile. Mamasan of roughly 50-60 came out. Really not a lookin good and thought I'd just bail if it was her. Luckily, another 40 something lady poked out. She was aight, serviceable for my purposes. They chatted and she took me back to a room after paying the house fee of 70 plus 10 for the table shower.

The room was completely standard with a closable door. I threw everything off and she led me to the table shower in their 1 bathroom. Actually quite clean all things considered.

Now the good stuff. I did my usual signs and stuff and she picked it up. The table shower tease was spot on and I gestured for a double, one on the table and one in the room. No problem and she got to work. Mechanical with no touching (because I was sudsy), but there's nothing like a showery sudsy pop. Good start and her cleanup was very thorough. Got wrapped up and headed back to the room after drying off.

The massage was honestly good. I got a few good pops from my back. Doesn't happen often, so it's nice to have a lady who can do that. On the flip, business as promised. Also mechanical, and I didn't bother touching because she didn't have the goods worth doing so. It had only been about 20 minutes since the table finish, but she still got it out of me in like 5 minutes. Her technique wasn't super complex or anything, but she really knew how to work it with her hands. Standard hot towel and foot massage end.

The really great part is that I didn't negotiate a tip at all. I floated a 50 tip and she let me go. Unbeatable value! At the end of the day, good service at a great value with an eh 40 something mamasan. Would I repeat? Depends on my mood. There's hotter talent out there for more, and to be frank dropping 130 for the session isn't free. But sometimes a big mac with fries is just what you need.

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6526114]Okay, so my last review was a bit of a hot topic. This time, I'm going to leave out details and open my inbox to seniors. I will also leave out the suburb because good god it was like sharks to chum and I feel a bit bad lighting up the joint I reviewed.

So I spotted a new change in ownership on Google for this joint. Nothing huge as it happens often. One thing that did catch my eye is that they offer table shower. I'm not sure if they did or not before, but I'm a sucker for a good table shower.

The place was tucked away just off a highway basically on the outskirts of a sleepy neighborhood. Looks unassuming from the outside. Curiously, they didn't change the name on the door since their change in ownership. Ah well. The lobby was a bit darkened and low profile. Mamasan of roughly 50-60 came out. Really not a lookin good and thought I'd just bail if it was her. Luckily, another 40 something lady poked out. She was aight, serviceable for my purposes. They chatted and she took me back to a room after paying the house fee of 70 plus 10 for the table shower.

The room was completely standard with a closable door. I threw everything off and she led me to the table shower in their 1 bathroom. Actually quite clean all things considered.

Now the good stuff. I did my usual signs and stuff and she picked it up. The table shower tease was spot on and I gestured for a double, one on the table and one in the room. No problem and she got to work. Mechanical with no touching (because I was sudsy), but there's nothing like a showery sudsy pop. Good start and her cleanup was very thorough. Got wrapped up and headed back to the room after drying off.

The massage was honestly good. I got a few good pops from my back. Doesn't happen often, so it's nice to have a lady who can do that. On the flip, business as promised. Also mechanical, and I didn't bother touching because she didn't have the goods worth doing so. It had only been about 20 minutes since the table finish, but she still got it out of me in like 5 minutes. Her technique wasn't super complex or anything, but she really knew how to work it with her hands. Standard hot towel and foot massage end.

The really great part is that I didn't negotiate a tip at all. I floated a 50 tip and she let me go. Unbeatable value! At the end of the day, good service at a great value with an eh 40 something mamasan. Would I repeat? Depends on my mood. There's hotter talent out there for more, and to be frank dropping 130 for the session isn't free. But sometimes a big mac with fries is just what you need.[/QUOTE]What's the definition of insanity? LOL Just kidding.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;6526383]What's the definition of insanity? LOL Just kidding.[/QUOTE]LOL, this time I'm keeping tighter lips. It would take a pretty good sleuth to figure out the location just off of my description, but not impossible.

I will say that I mostly use Google for my research. You can glean a lot from photos and street view. On that topic, what else do you ya'll use to find UTR stuff?

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6526391]LOL, this time I'm keeping tighter lips. It would take a pretty good sleuth to figure out the location just off of my description, but not impossible.

I will say that I mostly use Google for my research. You can glean a lot from photos and street view. On that topic, what else do you ya'll use to find UTR stuff?[/QUOTE]I don't have much for UTR stuff mainly because there's so many mongers and so few places, nothing remains UTR. I've had a few that I was researching that I thought might be UTR only to have them come up on here and learn that many guys had been there. That being said, I do look at street view and photos when researching a new place. One of the first things I look at is whether the massage tables have sheets / blankets or just a towel folded up. Also look to see if their name is easy to see or if it's just a sign that says massage. If nearby, I'll even do a drive by although that is more for judging how discreet a place is. That can be difficult too. I want a place that's fairly discreet so I'm not spotted by someone I know going in or coming out, but don't want it to be too discreet where you don't have an excuse for innocently being there. Since it's closed down, I'll use Five Senses as an example. If LE or anyone else saw you coming out of there, you couldn't really claim you were just passing by and thought it was a legit place. That's why I like places you can see from the road but not very well.

Hello all, just wanted to mention I've been getting massages off and on for a decade +. Never signed up on one of these until now. So there's "vets" out here that discover local hot spots on their own or without help of these sites and without interaction while on a site such as this one. Metro area. B-town "Burnsville" Apple valley Minneapolis and so on. Always had luck at the places around hwy 13. Some don't exist anymore. I've also done the non AMP private providers who charge 250 which gets ridiculous after a while. Anyways I'm just introducing myself for the most part. If anyone wants to chat feel free to DM or PM me as well. Always looking for a gem or diamond!

So I know this is out of town, but it's Green Bay and I feel like that's close enough to count LOL. I went earlier this week on a trip with my wife for her work and while I was there I just picked one of the top spots on Google Maps and popped in. I'm glad I called ahead because it was cash only. I showed up, paid and went to my room. The lady at the front was the one who did my massage. She looked Filipina IMHO. Wide hips and small boobs and a nice butt. She wore a mask during massage but I saw her face and I'd consider her a cutie.

When I got in the room and undressed another guy walked in and she told him she was the only one working. If you find this spot definitely call ahead. When it was time for the flip she left me uncovered which was a first, she left me fully exposed for a few minutes before she covered me with a washcloth LOL which didn't hide anything. She did a 8/10 massage and gave a pretty decent HE. She was making jokes and was actually pretty cute, she also kept talking about how "warm and fresh" my junk was, no idea what she meant but she kept grabbing my meat after I was finished and talking about the temperature hahaha.

When a place tells me it's cash only I got to the ATM and take out $80. If the massage is 30 minutes $50 then I'm getting a $30 HE, since I can't negotiate. Hasn't failed me yet. She's definitely the best provider I've been to in a while based on personality and looks.

One thing I want to tell everyone too is this: look on Google Maps and like try to find some places yourself, so far I've never been turned down on an HE picking randomly on Maps. Also don't be creepy with these ladies, if you're nice and act normal you'll get better treatment trust me.