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[QUOTE=Mr Charmo; 1407225]Noticed this post couple weeks ago. Have seen the "no aa men" restriction before, but "no Indians?" thought this was a bit odd. Anyone care to theorize? Got a chuckle out of it. You know there's a story behind this.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/10597618[/url][/QUOTE]Who gives a flying f*K. If she doesn't want to. She doesn't want to. There are too many fish in the sea to worry about it. The way I see it I find it pretty offensive for a woman to write any ethnicity is not good enough for her. But it is a free country and she is allowed to run her business as she sees fit.

I was once a newbie as well, so here are some tips, when looking for escorts on BP.

More than half the pics are fake. Sometimes the girl will be close to the pic (hopefully) and other times not even in the same ballpark. You have to understand that often times these girls don't even know what pics are posted up, often times their pimps are posting and putting a hotter version of the real thing with some fake pics. Most mongers unfortuneatly end up staying even when they arrive and so it's a simple numbers game. Get as many mongers to the escort and she will close on most of them. Conclusion, it's your hard earned $$$, so if the girl isn't the same as the pics (big surprise) then WALK OUT. Unless of course, she's still attractive then by all means stay but now you have some bargaining power, so negotiate before you plunk down your money. Also no sense in assuming that if the girl is putting up fake pics that are really hot then she must be pretty hot herself WRONG. I've had a few occasions when the girl was just as hot if not hotter than her posted fake pics but most of the time it's not even close, so I WALK OUT.

630 is usually a jack shack. They are getting smarter about this and using different area codes, and I feel sorry for the legit providers who have a 630 but those are the facts. It's usually very easy to figure out which ads are the jack shacks. They use the hottest pics from around the web and so when you call just ask a few questions about the location and you should be able to figure it out. If the girl doesn't even know what she's wearing in the pics she supposidly posted up, hang up.

And finally, before posting here if anyone has any info on if a BP provider is legit or not, try tinyeye, or simply google her phone number. Those 2 methods alone will solve most, if not all your inquiries. If her number shows up with multiple listings of different pictures, you have your answer, as well as utilizing tinyeye and the other monger sites out there.

Overall, I treat BP as a fun way to browse what "might" be out there. Only after doing some research will I bother to go to a BP incall, and even then I have backups in the same area so I don't waste gas (with prices skyrocketing now, even costco reg is 4. 30!) since often time you will arrive and the ho will not bother to pick up or is already servicing some other monger bc he got there first, etc. Don't expect to find gold with BP and you will be pleasantly surprised hopefully, on occasion, it's for those that love the thrill of the hunt, but you're going to have to sift through a ton of BS before you hit gold on BP.

Good luck!

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler; 1407996]I was once a newbie as well, so here are some tips, when looking for escorts on BP.

More than half the pics are fake. Sometimes the girl will be close to the pic (hopefully) and other times not even in the same ballpark. You have to understand that often times these girls don't even know what pics are posted up, often times their pimps are posting and putting a hotter version of the real thing with some fake pics. Most mongers unfortuneatly end up staying even when they arrive and so it's a simple numbers game. Get as many mongers to the escort and she will close on most of them. Conclusion, it's your hard earned $$$, so if the girl isn't the same as the pics (big surprise) then WALK OUT. Unless of course, she's still attractive then by all means stay but now you have some bargaining power, so negotiate before you plunk down your money. Also no sense in assuming that if the girl is putting up fake pics that are really hot then she must be pretty hot herself WRONG. I've had a few occasions when the girl was just as hot if not hotter than her posted fake pics but most of the time it's not even close, so I WALK OUT.

630 is usually a jack shack. They are getting smarter about this and using different area codes, and I feel sorry for the legit providers who have a 630 but those are the facts. It's usually very easy to figure out which ads are the jack shacks. They use the hottest pics from around the web and so when you call just ask a few questions about the location and you should be able to figure it out. If the girl doesn't even know what she's wearing in the pics she supposidly posted up, hang up.

And finally, before posting here if anyone has any info on if a BP provider is legit or not, try tinyeye, or simply google her phone number. Those 2 methods alone will solve most, if not all your inquiries. If her number shows up with multiple listings of different pictures, you have your answer, as well as utilizing tinyeye and the other monger sites out there.

Overall, I treat BP as a fun way to browse what "might" be out there. Only after doing some research will I bother to go to a BP incall, and even then I have backups in the same area so I don't waste gas (with prices skyrocketing now, even costco reg is 4. 30!) since often time you will arrive and the ho will not bother to pick up or is already servicing some other monger bc he got there first, etc. Don't expect to find gold with BP and you will be pleasantly surprised hopefully, on occasion, it's for those that love the thrill of the hunt, but you're going to have to sift through a ton of BS before you hit gold on BP.

Good luck![/QUOTE]Good Advice. I've saved some $$$ by Googling phone numbers AND use ER.

[QUOTE=Midwest Jigg; 1396353]It appears that Brandy Bates is back.

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Been trying to get a hold of her all day with no success.[/QUOTE]What are the dreams like with her?

Just had a session with Sugar. She sounded nice & young on the phone so I set up a half hour afternoon visit for $.2. I arrived at incall and met an OK looking girl, not the girl in the pics, Sugar is more trashy looking. After LE check we got comfy on the bed. She then hands me a cover, I thought it was going to be downhill from there, and it was. This girl had no idea what to do. I told her we should start off touching, she had no idea how to handshake. I told her to put on cover, she put it on backwards, LOL. Then a poor excuse for a BJ. When it was time for FS, we started with mish and she wouldn't open her legs enough, so I told her we should do cg, again she had no idea how to. After, I had to ask her for tissues, she hands me a washcloth. I would not repeat.

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I'm really missing not having my regulars! Sunday I was craving some asian, so I read a couple of good reviews about one, and went for it. I arrived to find a very dark apt with the mt behind door. I could tell she wasn't the advertised age but the little guy told me she'd do, besides I didn't have time to find another. After taking care of business, I realized she was much older than I first thought. Massage was terrible, just some light touch. Flip was not much better. I got rushed out in 30mins, which I really didn't mind. I would not repeat.

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Moved to O'hare using name Sunshine, changed her number too.

[QUOTE=Sandisk One; 1392566]Has anyone seen Blonde Barbie recently:

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Recently went to the Mexican mamis. $55. 00 if you want a quick shot. There were 2 ladies. Both old. A mexican and a Dominican republic. Had a fat ass and big boobs. Did it Greek. Worth it if you just want a quick release.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vette3; 1408506]Just had a session with Sugar. She sounded nice & young on the phone so I set up a half hour afternoon visit for $.2. I arrived at incall and met an OK looking girl, not the girl in the pics, Sugar is more trashy looking. After LE check we got comfy on the bed. She then hands me a cover, I thought it was going to be downhill from there, and it was. This girl had no idea what to do. I told her we should start off touching, she had no idea how to handshake. I told her to put on cover, she put it on backwards, LOL. Then a poor excuse for a BJ. When it was time for FS, we started with mish and she wouldn't open her legs enough, so I told her we should do cg, again she had no idea how to. After, I had to ask her for tissues, she hands me a washcloth. I would not repeat.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/n-e-w-_-y-o-u-n-g-_-s-e-x-y-_-bombshell-_-19/11001817[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for posting on sugar, she was one I had tabbed for my triumphant return to mongering after a busy month. Glad to have read your review, though sounds like you've had a bad couple of sessions lately. I'll let you know of any good finds I run across. There's always Faith, always a nice option.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Chazzster;1407035]Does anyone know of any redheads, preferably in the north suburbs, whom they would recommend? Ideally I would prefer them to be slender (height is a moot point) and in their early twenties to early thirties.[/QUOTE]Hey Chazz,

What about Autumn, I've never seen her but I've seen her post for a while now, she's local (outcalls). I've always wanted to TOFTT with her but never got a chance too someone more top heavy has always gotten in the way. Some research on her it appears that she might be with an agency (at some point) She looks cute in the pics mainly this one which is very yummy and tempting.

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[QUOTE=Lothar22; 1408837]Hey Chazz,

What about Autumn, I've never seen her but I've seen her post for a while now, she's local (outcalls). I've always wanted to TOFTT with her but never got a chance too someone more top heavy has always gotten in the way. Some research on her it appears that she might be with an agency (at some point) She looks cute in the pics mainly this one which is very yummy and tempting.

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[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cutie-with-a-little-bootyy-natural-red-hair-early-100morning-specials-21/7174512[/url][/QUOTE]This is an excerpt from one of her reviews from Apr 2011:

[quote]Called Autumn, set up a date, she shows up a half hour late (strike one). I open the door and *oh sh*t* she looked terrible; her hot body was gone and so was her smile. The pictures from the BP ad were definitely her, but they were either really old or (most likely) she aged badly in the last couple years, and she let herself go. But since I made the appt, and she trucked out to my place, I invited her inside, took care of the donation and we headed to the bedroom. Things proceeded as normal but then she did the one thing that pisses me off to no end; she started up-selling me in the middle of the damn session.[/quote]Don't do it.

Fancy in bridgeview / oak lawn area her pics look TGTBT but I'm intrigued.

Thanks in advance

That sucks but thanks for the update Jazz.

[QUOTE=Castlerae; 1407865]Dude, seriously, you think you're going to get a woman who looks anything like the pics for forty-five bucks? For that price, odds are you're either going to get something that weighs half a ton and smells like it expired a couple of weeks ago; or you're going to end up going to a 'jack shack' and getting nothing but a chance to 'yank the plank' for a very hefty surcharge to the house.

Remember: "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is!"[/QUOTE]I know it won't be the woman in the pics. It rarely is. I want to know if they are legit for 45. I understand the quality may be sub-par, but has anyone tried them out or been there?

Is it a scam, LE?

[QUOTE=BrownnHandsome; 1409437]I know it won't be the woman in the pics. It rarely is. I want to know if they are legit for 45. I understand the quality may be sub-par, but has anyone tried them out or been there?

Is it a scam, LE?[/QUOTE]They are legit but they will rush you fast unless you tip them for more time. The darker skin girl is from Dominican republic and the lite skin girl is from mex / guat and is a lot older. But if it's a quick release then no problem.

David think your confusing the. 55 with the. 45, the. 45 1s look like models, I know the. 55 I have heard they are real but haven't heard about the. 45.

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1409478]They are legit but they will rush you fast unless you tip them for more time. The darker skin girl is from Dominican republic and the lite skin girl is from mex / guat and is a lot older. But if it's a quick release then no problem.[/QUOTE]