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[QUOTE=Anon103;2306948]Wow, glutton for punishment putting three bills down for a BBW with minimal reviews (I posted a mediocre review last month on her head dr "skill" I know she has recreational issues, but didn't figure her to do someone nasty like that. Thanks for the report.[/QUOTE]Well I was actually in a good mood. I had a doubles overnight session actually ncns me (that I paid a deposit on) so funds were not too discretionary. I was in a giving mood for the holidays. And was so glad one lady actually didn't flake. Truthfully. Fat chicks need love too. I like variety. Sometimes minimally. I admit I hadntg tried to see a BBW in a while though.

The messed up part was right after she arrived I got a call from another chick I was wanting to see for a while. After she arrived I was just going to offer her her hour session with no activities for coming and then call the other lady. But the other lady didn't have any reports. And she just had woke up. And part of what jessa took was going to be the second ladies multihour rate. I wasn't gonna try and wrestle with a fat chick to retrive money. I was actually disgusted she was wide enough to hold fifteen 20 dollar bills and walk off. Hopefully she spends that money in another city. Lol

A hard dick and boredom (via a booked hotel with no date) caused this indiana jones tale LOL. When I get time Ill post the rest of my weekend and weekday crusades.

I'm not even mad or butthurt. Moreso dissappointed that I became lax in my booking preferences. I wasn't exactly robbed. And she was too fat to cash and dash. So I call just call this cash and stroll with money in a fat roll.

Anyone spent time with this one. Been interested for a while if not I guess I will toftt.

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mylee-is-backkkkk/10952678[/URL]

[QUOTE=Gimmethat;2306878][URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/outcall-only-256-270-6035-thick-and-juicy-bbw-ready-2-please-u-specials-saturday/10871246[/URL]

[URL]http://escortprofile.xxx/282-562-7060/[/URL]

Ok so I knew well beforehand that this chick has been around HSV for a while. Has has different hairstyles. Changes her number multiple times. And now you will hear why. She is a scam artist. And a shitty one at that.

So first off. Yes she is a BBW. But this chick is straight frumpy. With makeup she could pass for her pics. But that's immaterial. To the info I'm going to provide to you.

I had five straight ncns this whole weekend from other BP ladies. So as a last option I was seeking only oral. Jessa was the only lady who picked up. And she arrived quick. I discussed no particulars. Because I was probably only going to do a thirty minute or hour session. Just basically fishing and looking for excitement. Well I got that shit alright.

She does outcall only. But she didn't suddenly have a car when she arrived. That's because she has a driver waiting outside. I never gave her my room number. And thought it was strange that she didn't park. But I headed to room with her. She walked behind me by about two paces. Looked real awkward and flushed and chewing gum erratically like she was on something. This is early in the am. Around seven. Offered her breakfast. And she refused. That should have been a red flag out the gate. What fat chick you know doesn't want to eat.

To cut long story short. Like I do with most BP ladies I told her I wouldn't pay her until after. Counted money in front of her. Placed it on dresser. I had her hour rate plus extra in case she was good an I wanted to upgrade. Trust me she's not worth one penny.

So she pockets money. My spidey senses go up and I said we haven't discussed anything. Put that back. She doesn't. Says we can start the session now. And relax. I told her to get comfortable. And then. It happened.

She lays on the bed. Tell me to turn off the lights. Which I didn't like. I moved her pants to the floor which I thought still had the donation in. Nope. It was gone. 300 dollars. No biggie. And then I saw lights.

She took of her shirt kept on bra. Took off her pants. Within 30 seconds. The whole room smelled like a hookish vagina. Just a goawd awful smell. No exaggeration. The chick inserts the money into her vagina. (which I didn't see) and claims I took her money. I said bs. But I don't even want this session. Told her to take her hour rate and leave the rest. She claimed I took it back. After figuring out I was just done with her she started gathering her stuff.

Then this chick has the gall and utter audacity to say. ". if you don't let me leave I'm going to yell rape. And run out the room naked. ". I confronted her on this. Verbally. Not physically. And told her to just leave. Didn't need that drama at an upscale hotel. Or anywhere really. She was scared at one point claiming she had friends with police. I told her go ahead and call them. Soon after that I lost interest in her shenanigans and just told her to go.

So my backpage lessons;,don't pay anything. Money visible but not taken always. Or she can leave. ;unfortunately she's not the only one. Don't call ladys who have advertised forever. And are still on backpage. Believe me with that smell she doesn't have any regulars. Found a bloody paper towel she was using as a tampon. So if the money went up her vagina. Which I now know it did. I wouldn't have wanted it back anyway.

Don't not see this chick. I gave you the PG version.

I have more shady reports for this weekend ill post tomorrow.

Here's a hint. DON'T SEE KACI (super drama). DON'T SEE kaine (flakey. Has ncns me three time totally. Twice this weekendL. Or any lady who uses fake pics. Once she lies about the pics. It doesn't get better insession.

At least some of my ncns were interesting. I wish I could post them all now.

No new info same scammy BP ladys. Just posting so guys can protect themselves.[/QUOTE]I believe I would gladly pay 3 bills not to have to be serviced by her. Can not imagine what you were thinking when you laid out 3 bills for this one.

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She just put a ad up with no name or pictures in ad. I find it funny she always put drama and drug free and she is neither. LOL!

Lots of info about ripoffs, no shows, and drama with local providers floating around. Friend of mine (relative newby) shared something with me that happened to him recently. He booked a 30-minute session with a girl on BP by text. Standard two call system, got to the room and looked nice enough, so he went ahead with the session. The girl didn't talk too much, barely at all he said but went straight to BBBJ. He was "lost" in the moment and told the girl he wanted FS. She looked at him with a smile and asked him if he was sure. He nodded yes. She asked him if he wanted top or bottom. It caught him a little off guard and he asked what she meant. She told him to lie down on the bed face down and she'd give him a massage. He did so and the next thing he felt was 10" pressing against his ass when she / he straddled him. This was a black provider who has been posting on BP in both the escort and TS ads. Moral of the story, do your research if you're going to TOFTT.

Anytime you deal with BP girls you run the risk of something going south.

Take this with a grain of salt. YMMV - with any of these girls.

Girls that I know are safe and I have seen include:

Shannon [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/shannon-independent-and-clean-available-now-catch-me-while-you-can-christmas-specials/10141921[/URL].

McKenzie [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mckenzie-i-ready-to-ee-u-your-present-is-right-here/10951830[/URL].

Dixie [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-get-yourself-the-xmas-present-you-will-never-forgetwell-reviewed-sexy-classy/10368457[/URL].

Kassie [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-get-yourself-the-xmas-present-you-will-never-forgetwell-reviewed-sexy-classy/10368457[/URL].

Bella [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/make-your-holiday-with-msbeautiful/10000490[/URL].

Jade [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/everyones-favorite-best-kept-secret-jade-back-today-onlyspecials-for-known-clients/10806318[/URL].

Michelle [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-michelle-if-your-looking-for-the-girl-next-door-well-thats-me-256-603-0556-in-calls-only/10492326[/URL].

Girls I haven't seen but I have good info that they are worth the visit and safe:

Chelsa, Yvonne, Dreama, Jenna.

Girls that are borderline. YMMV but have some drama.

Mallori (recreation choices), Country Girl (no show), Nicole (no show), Summer (been around, rushes, good / bad reviews).

The hell no category.

Kaci, Jessica (aka Mandy. Robbery threat), Madison (flake), Mylee (poor service, drama), Samantha, Veronica (robbery threat), Kammie, Grace.

Keep SAFE and take care of the good ones, avoid the bad ones.

FM.

[QUOTE=MadisonMan6;2306911]This has to be true, no one could make up a story like this. Thanks for the intel.

I was thinking about seeing kaine, maybe not now.[/QUOTE]Kaine I saw a few months back for a quickie and everything was good, looked exactly like her ad, but strictly non-GFE (I don't look for that anyway, so it was all good for me), but the last few times I've tried to reach her she hasn't responded. Shame as she stays nearby.

Jessa was at a regulars spot I used to partake once and I can completely vouch for the hygiene part. She took a shower while my companion and I took care of business, and after we were through we went to the bathroom. It was the foulest stench I had ever smelled in my life, and she had just came out of the shower! I wouldn't touch that with YOUR ten foot pole.

[QUOTE=FatherMike;2307273]Lots of info about ripoffs, no shows, and drama with local providers floating around. Friend of mine (relative newby) shared something with me that happened to him recently. He booked a 30-minute session with a girl on BP by text. Standard two call system, got to the room and looked nice enough, so he went ahead with the session. The girl didn't talk too much, barely at all he said but went straight to BBBJ. He was "lost" in the moment and told the girl he wanted FS. She looked at him with a smile and asked him if he was sure. He nodded yes. She asked him if he wanted top or bottom. It caught him a little off guard and he asked what she meant. She told him to lie down on the bed face down and she'd give him a massage. He did so and the next thing he felt was 10" pressing against his ass when she / he straddled him. This was a black provider who has been posting on BP in both the escort and TS ads. Moral of the story, do your research if you're going to TOFTT.

Anytime you deal with BP girls you run the risk of something going south.

Take this with a grain of salt. YMMV - with any of these girls.

Girls that I know are safe and I have seen include:

Shannon [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/shannon-independent-and-clean-available-now-catch-me-while-you-can-christmas-specials/10141921[/URL].

McKenzie [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mckenzie-i-ready-to-ee-u-your-present-is-right-here/10951830[/URL].

Dixie [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-get-yourself-the-xmas-present-you-will-never-forgetwell-reviewed-sexy-classy/10368457[/URL].

Kassie [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-get-yourself-the-xmas-present-you-will-never-forgetwell-reviewed-sexy-classy/10368457[/URL].

Bella [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/make-your-holiday-with-msbeautiful/10000490[/URL].

Jade [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/everyones-favorite-best-kept-secret-jade-back-today-onlyspecials-for-known-clients/10806318[/URL].

Michelle [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-michelle-if-your-looking-for-the-girl-next-door-well-thats-me-256-603-0556-in-calls-only/10492326[/URL].

Girls I haven't seen but I have good info that they are worth the visit and safe:

Chelsa, Yvonne, Dreama, Jenna.

Girls that are borderline. YMMV but have some drama.

Mallori (recreation choices), Country Girl (no show), Nicole (no show), Summer (been around, rushes, good / bad reviews).

The hell no category.

Kaci, Jessica (aka Mandy. Robbery threat), Madison (flake), Mylee (poor service, drama), Samantha, Veronica (robbery threat), Kammie, Grace.

Keep SAFE and take care of the good ones, avoid the bad ones.

FM.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the encyclopedia. This sure makes research easier.

[QUOTE=AllTheWay78;2307377]Thank you for the encyclopedia. This sure makes research easier.[/QUOTE]Spot on Father Mike! That about sums up 70-80% of current BP daily listings.

Would add Erin to the nice list:
http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/missme-funyoung-courteous-andclean-redhead-isback-greatwmyhands-neverrushed-luvs2leave-usmiling/10981716

Probably Arieal (haven't had pleasure personally tho)
http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/astonishing-arieal-todaytomorrow-new-picsvipbest-in-towncollege-coed-hugsandkisses/9563438

Would add Amber to the hit/miss list:
http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/msamber-real-pics/9953865

Would add Barbie (or whatever name is this week) to the hell no list:
http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lovely-cashmere-akabarbie/10983325

That list might need a little tweaking. Some of the supposed cream of the crop ladies have drug issues. Don't believe me do a search on an arrest site under soliciting and / or drugs or theft. And the famaliar faces will appear. It seems those arrest for BP providers is a right of passage.

The thing that's sucks moreso for me. But not really. Keeps me selective. 85 percent of the ladies who advertise locally in general don't see black men. So this list besides a few names there (like 2) really doesn't help me in general. This is why touring ladys and the fly by night providers are getting all or most of my business.

What also is unfortunate about that list. Not one mention of any of the ebony or latin persuasion. Not one legit or unmanaged. Or one that doesn't use fake pics.

[QUOTE=AllTheWay78;2307377]Thank you for the encyclopedia. This sure makes research easier.[/QUOTE]". Girls I haven't seen but I have good info that they are worth the visit and safe:

Chelsa, Yvonne, Dreama, Jenna. ".

Should be Chelsea instead of Chelsa. I've heard very good things about her but haven't taken the plunge yet.

FM

[QUOTE=AllTheWay78;2307377]Thank you for the encyclopedia. This sure makes research easier.[/QUOTE]Yvonne is out of the business. Michelle is her friend and taking Yvonne clients.

[QUOTE=Gimmethat;2307438]That list might need a little tweaking. Some of the supposed cream of the crop ladies have drug issues. Don't believe me do a search on an arrest site under soliciting and / or drugs or theft. And the famaliar faces will appear. It seems those arrest for BP providers is a right of passage.

The thing that's sucks moreso for me. But not really. Keeps me selective. 85 percent of the ladies who advertise locally in general don't see black men. So this list besides a few names there (like 2) really doesn't help me in general. This is why touring ladys and the fly by night providers are getting all or most of my business.

What also is unfortunate about that list. Not one mention of any of the ebony or latin persuasion. Not one legit or unmanaged. Or one that doesn't use fake pics.[/QUOTE]Yes, a lot of ladies have dependency issues that are in the hobby but there's a difference in how the ladies in the recommended list handle it and those on the hell no list. The list is just a personal opinion and YMMV. And yes, I do research before I see a lady and I do know that several of these girls have records or cases pending. I can feel for you that few providers visit with black men these days. A few bad apples have spoiled it for everyone. It is also a shame that there aren't really any reputable black providers in the area. My friend has a taste for chocolate and he wound up in a very uncomfortable situation.

As I said, the list isn't a one size fits all but I've just heard a lot of people getting in bad situations and the word needs to get out about the poor providers. Stop giving them business and they'll disappear. As for you having problems with providers seeing black men, take out from strip clubs might be a viable option. It takes an investment to get your foot in the door and I don't know if you feel comfortable in that scene but it does give the girl a chance to get a good vibe for you before showing up at her door.

FM.

[QUOTE=Mikeldavis;2307502]Yvonne is out of the business. Michelle is her friend and taking Yvonne clients.[/QUOTE]She probably just found a few regulars. Good for her. Gee that was quick.

[QUOTE=Gimmethat;2307438]That list might need a little tweaking. [/QUOTE]I might move a couple around on the list, but I think it is a YMMV kind of thing. This list would be pretty close to my list.