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Heaven on Craigslist.
Visited this chick the other day. [url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/1029468220.html[/url]
She goes by the name of heaven. While her face does look like her pic, her body is not as good as she showcased. Paid 80 of hh. Overall it was ok, but it really felt like a business transaction, ie not GFE at all. She kept on saying that I needed to come back with 200 and she would let me do whatever I wanted, including bbfs. Not sure I would revisit her. It wasn't horrible but it wasn't spectacular either. It's like going to a quick restaurant to satisfy a hunger but definitely not one that you would make and effort to come back too.
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[QUOTE=ldao]Visited this chick the other day. [url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/1029468220.html[/url]
She goes by the name of heaven. While her face does look like her pic, her body is not as good as she showcased. Paid 80 of hh. Overall it was ok, but it really felt like a business transaction, ie not GFE at all. She kept on saying that I needed to come back with 200 and she would let me do whatever I wanted, including bbfs. Not sure I would revisit her. It wasn't horrible but it wasn't spectacular either. It's like going to a quick restaurant to satisfy a hunger but definitely not one that you would make and effort to come back too.[/QUOTE]
I saw her almost 2 years and I agree she's not worth the effort. Rushed service, complained that I was taking to long etc. I vowed never to see her again.
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[QUOTE=ldao]Visited this chick the other day. [url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/1029468220.html[/url]
She goes by the name of heaven. While her face does look like her pic, her body is not as good as she showcased. Paid 80 of hh. Overall it was ok, but it really felt like a business transaction, ie not GFE at all. She kept on saying that I needed to come back with 200 and she would let me do whatever I wanted, including bbfs. Not sure I would revisit her. It wasn't horrible but it wasn't spectacular either. It's like going to a quick restaurant to satisfy a hunger but definitely not one that you would make and effort to come back too.[/QUOTE]
Yea, some of her previous ads described her as a 4'10" and 40DD. Sometimes us men get caught up with the cup size and don't even pay attention to the bust. That's pretty chunky; even more so when you take her height into account. That would almost fit around my chest.
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[QUOTE=Gaghoes]Yea, some of her previous ads described her as a 4'10" and 40DD. Sometimes us men get caught up with the cup size and don't even pay attention to the bust. That's pretty chunky; even more so when you take her height into account. That would almost fit around my chest.[/QUOTE]
No, she's not chunky. She has nice D sized busts, she's short but has NO ass. In other words, there's something not all together "right" with her figure. I saw her almost two yrs ago, a complete waste of time, rushed service and very business like.
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[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]No, she's not chunky. She has nice D sized busts, she's short but has NO ass. In other words, there's something not all together "right" with her figure. I saw her almost two yrs ago, a complete waste of time, rushed service and very business like.[/QUOTE]
Wtf? So she just has a broad chest? Like a fucking linebacker? Even worse..
Yea, I always thought there was something not right about her description. Ah well. Thanks for the report.
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No ass?
[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]No, she's not chunky. She has nice D sized busts, she's short but has NO ass. In other words, there's something not all together "right" with her figure. I saw her almost two yrs ago, a complete waste of time, rushed service and very business like.[/QUOTE]
Oh, she's part asian, huh? LOL
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[QUOTE=ldao]Visited this chick the other day. She goes by the name of heaven. It's like going to a quick restaurant to satisfy a hunger but definitely not one that you would make and effort to come back too.[/QUOTE]
Idao,
I've tried to contact this girl in the past several weeks, but never could connect. Thanks for the report. Short with a chest like a linebacker just doesn't tug on my fishin' pole like it should. Guess I'll skip this restaurant and try to find some fine dining.
Enjoy the ride,
CH
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Where are the tits?
[QUOTE=Captain Howdy]Idao,
I've tried to contact this girl in the past several weeks, but never could connect. Thanks for the report. Short with a chest like a linebacker just doesn't tug on my fishin' pole like it should. Guess I'll skip this restaurant and try to find some fine dining.
Enjoy the ride,
CH[/QUOTE]
You both got me thinking.....any good providers out there with nice, big natural tits who give good service? Haven't seen a big, natural rack in a while. PM me if needed.
Nite
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[QUOTE=Gaghoes]Wtf? So she just has a broad chest? Like a fucking linebacker? Even worse..[/QUOTE]
She probably weighs about 110-125 Ibs, and is probably between 4'8"-5'2" tall. She also has a huge forehead, huge tits and a flat (almost transparent) ass. :)
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[QUOTE=Atl For Life]Lol.
Actually she had more than 1 error. I counted 3 - "their 18", "there 21", "PORN STAR'S". But I agree with you; her grammar skills are much better than the average provider.
Has anyone here tried her BJ skills? I'm more interested in that.[/QUOTE]I counted lot more than 3. Then again.. why the hell are we looking at grammar and spelling errors of a provider? I rather have a provider that can't spell a word or two then a girl who can't suck or pound that ass well!
I have to agree on ATL. I am interested in the girl's oral skill.. not the linguistic one.. (maybe if she talks while she is giving a great BJ)
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[QUOTE=Kabonga77]Let's think about this for a second. If a girl sees 25 guys a week at an average of $200/hr, thats $5000/week. TAX FREE. Which annualizes out to $400K. So a busy ho can make a shitload of money with just one year in the business. Now if only that demand existed (from females) for dick.[/QUOTE]How would 5k * 52 = 400k? I didn't know there was 80 weeks in annual basis.
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Two'fer
I was feeling kind of frisky, so I decided to have one of my Bridgeport(CT) moments and went on a kamikaze run for two CL providers on my radar w/decent rates. After chopping and popping it was time to screw(Diddy remix...take that..take that)! First on my list was Alexa. Her pics caught my eye ever since she appeared on the scene, but her rates were unreasonable for the service she gave. Called her up and settled on the 15mins ho-down. I figured why pay for 30mins or more for crappy session. Arrived at private residence in nice community. Knocked on door and Alexa greeted me w/a nice form fitting black dress that showed off her curves. Without so much as a hug or middle finger, she led me to her room(or kids room) w/a twin sized bed. Without so much as a peep after exchanging funds, Alexa undressed to reveal a nice body if you're willing to overlook her stomach that looked like mangled hamburger and hair-bumped snatch. Being no stranger to these defects, I squinted both eyes and overcame those distractions. After a lackluster CBJ, Alexa started lubing up w/some kind of cocoa buttered oil/lotion and climbed on top. The girl never made a sound as I glided in. After she had a silent 'O', as if on cue, she hops up and lubes some more for k9. All she said was take it easy, which I purposely ignored. I tried to gun the hell out of her ass! I had to slow down becuz I didn't want her grandmother to come in the room to see what all the noise was about.(YES! Grandmother was across the hall!!!) I was able to get some barely audible grunts and moans. I finished up and was on my way. She mumbled something about keeping the number handy, but all I could think of was my next victim.
After hitting home and the shower, grabbed a redbull and was on to victim #2, Chi-nasia/Daija/CoCo/Ayana/Yasmine. Yes, they are all the same person. Feeling the need to redeem myself from our first encounter, I called her up and was en-route. Arrived and just as I thought, Yasmine was the girl that I saw a while back going by the name of Ayana. This girl's body is built like a brick shithouse! She was made for causing old men to leak on themselves as they hungered for a piece of her. Her breast are nice and large(natural) and her azz is a site to behold. Unfortunately, this time she didn't have any make-up on and looked as plain as her Chinasia photos. Paid the agreed 100 for 30mins and it was off to the races. She gave me an 'ok' CBJ that made me forget about the one from Alexa. Had her climb on top so I could watch those beautiful breasts dance. She really got into it until she got her first 'O'. I didn't think we would switch positions, but we did. Moved to mish, lazy, and finally the pride obliterating K9. I felt sorry for her roommate(Neveah) that was on the phone w/a client, bcuz Yasmine really started to get loud. After I came, we both collapsed in sweat. Washed up and on my way out, I saw her roommate. This girl is HUGE! I couldn't help but chuckle at the poor unsuspecting client. hope it wasn't one of you, but to each his own.
Not a bad day
BAMF!!!
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[QUOTE=Gaghoes]25 guys??????? LOL. What makes you think that type of demand exists for pussy? And what makes you think that even if some $200 girl did make that much that that it would be tax free? Just because someone isn't taking it out of your check every two weeks doesn't mean you don't have to pay.[/QUOTE]Yup. Everything! We buy is taxed annually. Especially cars. Houses along with that sales tax!
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[QUOTE=Hayashi04]How would 5k * 52 = 400k? I didn't know there was 80 weeks in annual basis.[/QUOTE]"Annualized" means the income you would need to earn to have 260k (5k*52) after taxes... so about 400k sounds right.
O.
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[QUOTE=Knight Crawler]Alexa undressed to reveal a nice body if you're willing to overlook her stomach that looked like mangled hamburger and hair-bumped snatch. Being no stranger to these defects, I squinted both eyes and overcame those distractions.[/QUOTE]
Knight,
Overcoming a mangled hamburger stomach and hair-bumped snatch would require me to squint both eyes so severely they would be closed. Under those conditions, however, I could be effing anything mammalian, so why bother?
Thanks for the good report, though. I'm going to try the multi-aliased Alayna.
Enjoy the ride with your eyes wide shut,
CH
