Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[QUOTE=IMissCutler;6613354]I'm never up this way so was just wondering if it's worth a trip. Heard Happy who used to be at United in Norridge is at Lily spa in lake villa. She had huge naturals and is older. Probably about 60 now but she had amazing lot huge naturals on a skinny Asian frame. Just was wondering if anyone has seen her. I talked with her about 2 years ago and she was there but since then I've lost communication.[/QUOTE]She's still there, we used to call her "Big Cans". Haven't been there for a while but I stopped in and said hello hoping there was a youngster like Jenny who worked there a few years ago but it was Happy and an even older lady. Had to pass.

I'm confused, is Happy the old lady with the hard sandpaper rough hands? Big jugs tho.

Its been a while there, and they want 80 for hour now?

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;6619611]She's still there, we used to call her "Big Cans". Haven't been there for a while but I stopped in and said hello hoping there was a youngster like Jenny who worked there a few years ago but it was Happy and an even older lady. Had to pass.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyRob;6639181]I'm confused, is Happy the old lady with the hard sandpaper rough hands? Big jugs tho.

Its been a while there, and they want 80 for hour now?[/QUOTE]It's 80 for 45 minutes. Definitely better options.

I live at the navy base in Great Lakes. I've made trips down to X before they closed and some place in kenosha I can't remember. Both of those places are a ways away. I was wondering if anyone knows any places closer to me? Tried apple foot reflex in round lake but although mama was looking good she was turned off by my age and only allowed me a SS. If you know FS places that would be amazing if not I've been meaning to slow down and go hands only instead. Please help a horny young man.

[QUOTE=HappyRob;6639181]I'm confused, is Happy the old lady with the hard sandpaper rough hands? Big jugs tho.

Its been a while there, and they want 80 for hour now?[/QUOTE]No, Happy rarely does a massage but you can request her. Both ladies are 60+ year old And big cans. C. F. S. With her once. Meh. They both have dry skin on their hands.

Their hands get rough because they use a type of grease in a tub that seems like Crisco, I shit you not. They have to wash their hands with detergent because it's like Vaseline, it makes the skin dry.

Ask for lotion. Or bring your own. I ask for lotion at most spas because the oil is hard to clean off of your skin and lotion is better for you anyhow. A hot towel gets most of it but they always miss your crack and other parts and it stains your underwear and t-shirts etc. Also, when I shower at home the tub floor gets oily and stains a little, easily cleaned with Scrubbing Bubbles.

80 for 45 minutes + tip. Fuck that.

Thanks gents for clarifying 80 for 45 min, yeah better options out there.

P.S. Nitro your killing me with the Cisco can LOL. Yikes.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;6640472]No, Happy rarely does a massage but you can request her. Both ladies are 60+ year old And big cans. C. F. S. With her once. Meh. They both have dry skin on their hands.

Their hands get rough because they use a type of grease in a tub that seems like Crisco, I shit you not. They have to wash their hands with detergent because it's like Vaseline, it makes the skin dry.

Ask for lotion. Or bring your own. I ask for lotion at most spas because the oil is hard to clean off of your skin and lotion is better for you anyhow. A hot towel gets most of it but they always miss your crack and other parts and it stains your underwear and t-shirts etc. Also, when I shower at home the tub floor gets oily and stains a little, easily cleaned with Scrubbing Bubbles.

80 for 45 minutes + tip. Fuck that.[/QUOTE]

Crisco can I mean. :).

[QUOTE=HappyRob;6642404]Thanks gents for clarifying 80 for 45 min, yeah better options out there.

P.S. Nitro your killing me with the Cisco can LOL. Yikes.[/QUOTE]

So at the urging of a fellow monger that contributes more than his fair share. . .

I stopped in to the Massage Spa in Mundelein just to take a peek at the talent.

Greeted by a 5 o some year old lady with teeth only George Washington could adore (or maybe a termite).

Pleasant demeaner though.

Gave her the standard "how much" and "Do I need an appointment" routine, then bolted.

You're welcome.

We're hurting up North fellas. Cans in lake Villa, GPS in Antioch, no dentists in Mundelein.

Is there an oasis I'm unaware of?

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6650091]So at the urging of a fellow monger that contributes more than his fair share. . .

I stopped in to the Massage Spa in Mundelein just to take a peek at the talent.

Greeted by a 5 o some year old lady with teeth only George Washington could adore (or maybe a termite).

Pleasant demeaner though.

Gave her the standard "how much" and "Do I need an appointment" routine, then bolted.

You're welcome.

We're hurting up North fellas. Cans in lake Villa, GPS in Antioch, no dentists in Mundelein.

Is there an oasis I'm unaware of?[/QUOTE]Seems like north LEOs are the only ones not willing to look away.

[QUOTE=TechLambo;6650338]Seems like north LEOs are the only ones not willing to look away.[/QUOTE]Umm. . . What does that mean?

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6651546]Umm. . . What does that mean?[/QUOTE]Hardly any options in north bro. Was just responding to your comment in agreement.

[QUOTE=TechLambo;6654217]Hardly any options in north bro. Was just responding to your comment in agreement.[/QUOTE]Got it.

Ya, its pretty slim pickins. You would think we could do better than say a Kenosha or Racine. We may pay a higher ticket to attract the talent. Remember Libertyville. I got in after the conservatives shut it all down. Got to try Mundelein off Butterfield once, then they shut that down too. Park city wasn't anything to brag about, but at least it was an option.

Depressing. If you don't like participating then shut up and don't participate!!

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6650091]So at the urging of a fellow monger that contributes more than his fair share. . .

I stopped in to the Massage Spa in Mundelein just to take a peek at the talent.

Greeted by a 5 o some year old lady with teeth only George Washington could adore (or maybe a termite).

Pleasant demeaner though.

Gave her the standard "how much" and "Do I need an appointment" routine, then bolted.

You're welcome.

We're hurting up North fellas. Cans in lake Villa, GPS in Antioch, no dentists in Mundelein.

Is there an oasis I'm unaware of?[/QUOTE]I tried the Massage Spa of Mundein recently too, they've started placing some fairly racy ads online. Nope. Same owner lady. I did think she was quite nice. Standard massage, no tease or hints of extras, so didn't try. Which was okay, if I definitely needed a release that day, I'd have picked another place further away. Her massage was pretty good, but frankly not strong enough for my back pain needs.

The joint in Antioch may have more on the table than feet.

It will be interesting to see if any of you get the "I breeding" (bleeding) response. If anyone "breeds" longer than 5 to 7 days its an "ecuse" LOL.

But level two was obtained. Just FYI. Mae was the name, little Az on top that she was proud of, little plumper, but in a good way. Very playful, but not a word of "Engrish".

Made me laugh, and helped me get dressed. Nice touch in my book.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6659079]The joint in Antioch may have more on the table than feet.

It will be interesting to see if any of you get the "I breeding" (bleeding) response. If anyone "breeds" longer than 5 to 7 days its an "ecuse" LOL.

But level two was obtained. Just FYI. Mae was the name, little Az on top that she was proud of, little plumper, but in a good way. Very playful, but not a word of "Engrish".

Made me laugh, and helped me get dressed. Nice touch in my book.[/QUOTE]What was the damage for L2, definitely some GPS when I was there last time I was there a couple of months ago.