EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6071114]It's not 2010's level, but slowly and surely, CL seems to be picking up steam again. I can't seem to find anything that ties any past online ads to this number. New talent? Or old wine in a new bottle?

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/buffalo-grove-massage-oeffered-sweish/7521437837.html[/URL]

With a little sleuthing, I found that this Euro is in her early 60's, but doesn't look half bad judging from pre-covid era images. Solid looking brunette.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hws/d/chicago-forget-your-stress-get-the-best/7520445848.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Dude, doc, you are reaching.

First one was mentioned recently in another forum, been around a long while and older.

Second one has been covered also, in another section. She is on pof, also talks about tantric massage. Goes by multiple names, another being sylvia. I'd upload a pic and everyone would be like "oh ya, her".

[QUOTE=PeteMusk;6072706]Dude, doc, you are reaching.

First one was mentioned recently in another forum, been around a long while and older.

Second one has been covered also, in another section. She is on pof, also talks about tantric massage. Goes by multiple names, another being sylvia. I'd upload a pic and everyone would be like "oh ya, her".[/QUOTE]RE: the second ad. Do you have a pic you can upload? Or another post that talks about her?

[QUOTE=PeteMusk;6072706]Dude, doc, you are reaching.

First one was mentioned recently in another forum, been around a long while and older.

Second one has been covered also, in another section. She is on pof, also talks about tantric massage. Goes by multiple names, another being sylvia. I'd upload a pic and everyone would be like "oh ya, her".[/QUOTE]Noted. This slim market has me reaching indeed.

[QUOTE=MeNU469;6072777]RE: the second ad. Do you have a pic you can upload? Or another post that talks about her?[/QUOTE]There are some reviews on the Craigslist thread.

Here's mine.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7598-Craigslist-Advertiser-Reviews&p=6045073&viewfull=1[/URL]#post6045073.

[QUOTE=TooFull;6074981]There are some reviews on the Craigslist thread.

Here's mine.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7598-Craigslist-Advertiser-Reviews&p=6045073&viewfull=1[/URL]#post6045073.[/QUOTE]Different gall. The basement dweller with the rubber gloves is in NB. Probably in her late 30's, early 40's. The older brunette is definitely 60 based on social media research.

[QUOTE=MeNU469;6072777]RE: the second ad. Do you have a pic you can upload? Or another post that talks about her?[/QUOTE]The phone # in the Niles ad links to this ad as well.

[URL]https://reacquires3.rssing.com/chan-3394902/article108-live.html[/URL]

Super sweet skinny Filipino w4 m 21.

♥— Hey. I'm michelle!—♥.

I have a one of a kind personality.

I'm 100% Filipino w / CLASSY & SASSY attitude.

•••► 1 OO%M€.

•••► Come see why I stand out from all the rest.

Blocked calls or text messages will not be answered!

312-459-2653 Come get your exotic treat today!

So older euro, younger Asia, or none of the above? I'm confused.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6061378]Didn't Bodywise near Wicker Park once have some YMMV Euro action?

I can't do outcall, but I've seen this one and it always piqued my curiosity. Looks Ukrainian to me. Skip leaving your hotel, order in, and report back.

[URL]https://www.thumbtack.com/il/crete/massage/calming-touch-mobile-services/service/448841618399084555?utm_medium=web&utm_source=txt&surface=sp[/URL][/QUOTE]I think her name was Ela or Ella? Tall, think and great rack. She balooned during covid thought. Excellent massage.

As we all know, this one has advertised for years on CL. I never actually dipped my toe into the water, as the photos were reported as inaccurate, or unattractive in person.

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/lana-s-day-spa-wheeling-2[/URL]

Anywho, I notice that the number in this Insta profile matches that old ad. Honestly, she looks like an attractive, mature Euro. Without blowing up her social media, does anyone know if this is an accurate representation?

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/[/URL]

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6085308]As we all know, this one has advertised for years on CL. I never actually dipped my toe into the water, as the photos were reported as inaccurate, or unattractive in person.

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/lana-s-day-spa-wheeling-2[/URL]

Anywho, I notice that the number in this Insta profile matches that old ad. Honestly, she looks like an attractive, mature Euro. Without blowing up her social media, does anyone know if this is an accurate representation?

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/[/URL][/QUOTE]LOL. She has switched her number from a 786 florida number, to a 224 local, and back. And again. Etc. I have 2 burner phones. She asked me each time if I was in a house or apt. I told her apt one time and she said she only goes to house. The other number I said house, she said she only does apartment.

Seems either a trap, or she's a moron. Outcall inly, changing pics, multiple numbers. My memory also serves me that the last time you mentioned an ad that connected to the pics of the girl on Yelp, you said she was like Keith Richards face wise.

[QUOTE=DoctorAssman;6079018]I think her name was Ela or Ella? Tall, think and great rack. She balooned during covid thought. Excellent massage.[/QUOTE]To be clear, the 125 for 60 minutes includes L1, yes? Is more available? PM if you prefer.

[URL]https://www.thumbtack.com/il/crete/massage/calming-touch-mobile-services/service/448841618399084555?utm_medium=web&utm_source=txt&surface=sp[/URL]

Calming touch mobile.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;6085308]As we all know, this one has advertised for years on CL. I never actually dipped my toe into the water, as the photos were reported as inaccurate, or unattractive in person.

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/lana-s-day-spa-wheeling-2[/URL]

Anywho, I notice that the number in this Insta profile matches that old ad. Honestly, she looks like an attractive, mature Euro. Without blowing up her social media, does anyone know if this is an accurate representation?

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/[/URL][/QUOTE]She's the real deal.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;6089705]She's the real deal.[/QUOTE]Real like she'll shove that plasma thing in your arm and scrub your face until it's raw or real like she's a legit massage therapist or real like this forum is a place to share information about Empson where a guy can get tugged, blown or f'd.

Hello!

Will be visiting Chicago soon. Looking for good EMPs (Probably Ukrainian or any other) Chicago metro area with FS for the girls with their 20's or early 30. Also, what are the damage for hhr / hr? TIA.

Real deal in what way? As in you leave happy or legit above board?

[QUOTE=Zeuss;6089705]She's the real deal.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6090127]Real like she'll shove that plasma thing in your arm and scrub your face until it's raw or real like she's a legit massage therapist or real like this forum is a place to share information about Empson where a guy can get tugged, blown or f'd.[/QUOTE]Ya, I love that anything that seems remotely interesting, is vague, or was from the pm dude who got banned.

My experience with her was, she answered the same question on what location she would travel to, differently.

If she is legit as in provides a normal facial and massage spa, or non legit but great for us and does level one or more, what is up with the weird answer to question? Her ad also as I've watched it, has had a number change, and linked at one point to a pic in florida at a legit spa.

So, no clue.