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[QUOTE=Bloozer;1941774]Bad experience. I saw her at the "Wooden-Shoe" in Holland... Once again I didn't want to make the drive for quality. I got to her room, she opens the door, nice rack, not too bad, much older than her pictures and fully dressed. She says we've got to hurry my ride will be here in half an hour. I always carry my bag with my heavy-duty external toy. I said okay, let's dispense with L.E. Check. I dropped my pants. She said "What do you expect me to do with that little thing?" Listen, I ain't no giant, I'm average...Never a complaint...She says.. "You're weird...I don't use that shit, I don't know where it's been, I think you should take your money and leave I don't need it that.

Bad"...I picked up my $100.00 and got the f* out of there. Stay away. This one's a trip.[/QUOTE]I'm confused. You took out your external toy?? Is this like a dildo? She said I don't use that shit? What was she referring to? I'm lost.

Any intel on this Hot Little Spinner? I would love to see her. She seems to have the Body type I desire most.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bombshell-girl-next-door-you-must-meet-20/14549390[/URL]

I did a phone number search on google and it came up with nothing. I also did a google image search and still came up empty. So Gents, if you know anything about this little hottie I would be grateful if you'd share.

[QUOTE=Akinbacon;1943607]I'm confused. You took out your external toy?? Is this like a dildo? She said I don't use that shit? What was she referring to? I'm lost.[/QUOTE]I carry a "Bodywand massager" It's powerful and extremely therapeutic. But it hits the spot. Unfortunately most BP girls won't discuss particulars over the phone...I just told her.

I had it in case. It isn't a must. But fun as hell. I can make 7 out of 10 ladies squirt. All the better for me later. She thought I was weird...and nasty. You know the rest...

[QUOTE=BadBoyFourU;1943559]Phone number is attached to a slew of different pictures, different names.[/QUOTE]I tend to stay away from multiple listings. Mostly fake.

[QUOTE=NardBoy;1943552]Apparently I didn't see my slip in my post. She is posting on MIC for 250/ hr not 150/ hr.[/QUOTE]Interesting, I guess Envy has all but given up here I guess because she gave me some song and dance about a NC deal I had with her. She said that the Backpage guys treat her like shit. Which makes me laugh because most of us on here are over at MIC. I tried to tell her that. She mentioned that she had two different phone numbers because of double appearance. How delusional do you have to be to pretend to have a pussy made of gold dust and imagine a perceived clandestine duality publicly? I know I have seen her use both numbers on BP. Sometimes I wonder what some of these women think? I just shake my head.

Well, I am back.

Trying to catch up on some of the writings, and have noticed some praise for a girl named Ashley. Thought I would check out her link, and notice she works with a girl named candy. Any information to be shared on her? She looks hot. Also wondering if Tina is still a solid provider? I've been gone about a month, so any updated information would be appreciated, including information on any new providers to see or stay away from.

Thanks all.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;1943786]I carry a "Bodywand massager" It's powerful and extremely therapeutic. But it hits the spot. Unfortunately most BP girls won't discuss particulars over the phone...I just told her.

I had it in case. It isn't a must. But fun as hell. I can make 7 out of 10 ladies squirt. All the better for me later. She thought I was weird...and nasty. You know the rest...[/QUOTE]Ahhhhh. I understand now. Thanks.

So Kendra or Lexxi or whatever the hell she wants to go by.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-kendra-fellas-and-i-just-wanna-set-the-mood-for-you-sexy-21/14509804[/URL]

These are the girls that are working 3 out of a room 28th and Patterson. In my opinion 3 out of a room can be nothing but trouble. Either they rush you or they have a pimp in a room close by or they are pissing off the manager of the spot they are that day. Whatever, I try to avoid this situation.

But I wanted to pop Kendra. So Tuesday night I text and tell her I will be there in an hour. Is she alone. Yes. I text her 20 minutes out where to? 28th and Patterson. I text her 5 minutes out where to? Nothing, nothing, nothing. I pull into the super 8 and text again 15 minutes later Best Western. So I pull out and go over there. I pull in What room? Nothing, nothing, nothing. 15 minutes later What room? "Hell give me a sec I am dealing with something". Now I don't know what you need to deal with if you're in a hotel room alone, but ok. 15 minutes later If you cannot tell me what room in the next 5 I am leaving. Mind you I had been sitting in one parking lot or another for 45 minutes. Anyway an hour and fifteen minutes later she responds I am ready for you. I mean you're kidding right? You thought I Sat. In a PL for 2 hous waiting on your ass? I wanted to see her though so I asked about a 10 or 11 AM meet. She picked 10 AM.

Wednesday morning I leave my home at 9:30 and text on my way. Nothing, Nothing, Nothing. I arrive at 10 to 10 and text What room? Nothing, nothing, nothing. I wait 15 minutes as I was not even supposed to be there until 10 AM. At 5 after 10 I text going to Walmart text me if you get this. I spend 45 minutes in Walmart then go back to my car to look for another date. I find Hayley and Mercedes. Both text back, but Mercedes if first so I start the trek across 28th to the west not the east side. I get about half way and she texts at 11:30 you ready now? You have got to be kidding me. I pull over and ask if she is ready right then and there. No I just got up I need 45 minutes. Now she has to be jerking my chain for real. I say no I have a date set up and am going to stick with that one. I drive down BBBJCIM with Mercedes for 80 roses and start heading to work 2 hours after I expected to and I shit you not at 12:30 PM I get a text you coming? Drug or pimps or whatever she is wacked out.

Mercedes was very nice and very pretty although more overweight then I like, but whatever I just wanted to pop at that point. Skills were good did not take long and at the right price for a stop and pop with a pretty girl.

[QUOTE=Hawk44;1944602]Well, I am back.

Trying to catch up on some of the writings, and have noticed some praise for a girl named Ashley. Thought I would check out her link, and notice she works with a girl named candy. Any information to be shared on her? She looks hot. Also wondering if Tina is still a solid provider? I've been gone about a month, so any updated information would be appreciated, including information on any new providers to see or stay away from.

Thanks all.[/QUOTE]Only a month, not sure very much has changed in a month. Seems to be the same dependable or lameass scammers as there have always been.

[QUOTE=TheBs;1945046]

But I wanted to pop Kendra. So Tuesday night I text and tell her I will be there in an hour. Is she alone. Yes. I text her 20 minutes out where to? 28th and Patterson. I text her 5 minutes out where to? Nothing, nothing, nothing. I pull into the super 8 and text again 15 minutes later Best Western. So I pull out and go over there. I pull in What room? Nothing, nothing, nothing. 15 minutes later What room? "Hell give me a sec I am dealing with something". Now I don't know what you need to deal with if you're in a hotel room alone, but ok. 15 minutes later If you cannot tell me what room in the next 5 I am leaving. Mind you I had been sitting in one parking lot or another for 45 minutes. Anyway an hour and fifteen minutes later she responds I am ready for you. I mean you're kidding right? You thought I Sat. In a PL for 2 hous waiting on your ass? I wanted to see her though so I asked about a 10 or 11 AM meet. She picked 10 AM.[/QUOTE]I've bailed after 10 minutes. I won't loiter in a hotel lot for long. Too suspicious, especially if you eventually go in. Cameras are everywhere, now. If an SP can't be upfront about things, there could be major problems brewing.

Has anyone visited with Chrissy?

She posts: with Mandy otherwise known as CherRy.

Nice looking 5'3" DD hispanic girl.

Any info (including rate) would be appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

Hawk44.

Sorry, I can't get the link to post.

[QUOTE=Hawk44;1945682]Has anyone visited with Chrissy?

She posts: with Mandy otherwise known as CherRy.

Nice looking 5'3" DD hispanic girl.

Any info (including rate) would be appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

Hawk44.

Sorry, I can't get the link to post.[/QUOTE][URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mandy-and-chrissy-will-be-visiting-kalamazoo-on-1252013-25/14571903[/URL]

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-blue-eyed-brunette-renee-24/13617983[/URL]

This one just popped back onto backpage after an absence. Considered her before, it seems someone mentioned she has a drug issue. Anyone know anything current? Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=TheBrad69;1945983][URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mandy-and-chrissy-will-be-visiting-kalamazoo-on-1252013-25/14571903[/URL][/QUOTE]Is this the Chrissy that advertised on CL a few years back. And had incall near Burton and Buchanan SW side?

I remember a good time once with her. Repeated and I believe it was some one else. (Pink Wig girl).

[QUOTE=Bugwit;1946142][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-blue-eyed-brunette-renee-24/13617983[/URL]

This one just popped back onto backpage after an absence. Considered her before, it seems someone mentioned she has a drug issue. Anyone know anything current? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Seen her a couple times. Once on 28th and be-line.(summer 2013.

80 1/2 hr good BBBJ cfs mish. Okay kitty.

Good attitude, which is why I returned.

Def. Abuses her preferred poison.

Second time (a few weeks later.

Not so good at friends appt. Hole in a wall. Very unpleasent. Did the deed and out I ran.

Will repeat if she's back on 28th in a decent motel and on her fix so everyone is in tune.

Chapo_.