Strip Club Reports

Found myself in Tampa on business and decided to take in YS. Thursday night visit was a waster of time. The fat dancer quotient was very high. Not a single girl in the place tht I would have let near me had any of them offered.

Business ended early Friday so I tried again. Still some hefties there but there were two that did stand out. Rosie and Zoey. Danced first with Zoey. Slim figure with hard bolt ons. Still fun to play with. Roaming hands and a slow sexy dance made the afternoon with her quite fun.

Rosie was a drop dead sexy thing. Perfect figure with a sexy body. But that is where it stops. She seems to have a very bad case of GPS. I guess when I tipped her on stage she did not understand my "I would like to have you dance for me" statement. She did not even bother to thank me for the tip. If you happen to read this Rosie, you could have made some good money today had you not been a stuck up bytch.

[QUOTE=Roc69;2838554]I was in the area and went and saw a busty Cuban named China. Said she had been working there for 5 days. Speaks English but there was a little lost in the translation. Paid the $ . 22 and she upsold me in the room another. 4 to move on from BBBJ to FS. She was aggressive (in a good way) and the K9 was super enjoyable. Would recommend but I'd be sure to be clear what the donations are in the future. This was my first time there and maybe she took advantage of that.[/QUOTE]I am wondering if this is the same China from the Library a few years back.

[QUOTE=SernorMan;2826047]If you bring $. 5 there is no reason you can't leave twice as happy. There is a girl there whose name begins with a T, I will remember next time I go and come back to edit this. Every dancer here is different. There are three I know who deliver. Don't get shaken down with the 5 dollar a song house fee. Just make sure you and the performer see eye to eye and you'll only pay a 5 $ fee for private. I don't think this place will be around for long with $10 red bulls, get it while its good. Fell free to pm me if you are a senior or actually leave input on the board, I'm pretty open to sharing the goods within reason.[/QUOTE]I was at Risque a few weeks ago and it was awful. I went back one night this week and it was a lot better. This place is interesting. It has a Pasco County club vibe to it with Tampa prices. Some girls are very direct about playing. Some are over the top with their prices and hustle. I was patient and kept going back and forth between girls and eventually one of them got to be a lot more reasonable. Fun can be had here but be ready to work it. Details to seniors via PM.

Looking for a dream with one of the nice girls from there. In town next week for baseball. PM me if any info. Thanks.

Have not been to the Tampa strip club scene in years. Last visit there was a 5 feet away law or something years ago. Is Mons still the spot? I'm actually with the significant other so looking for somewhere couple friendly where she won't see something in the back room that could get me banned from clubs LOL. Where we live there is no play in the clubs there and it's pretty tame!

[QUOTE=Sobe69;2848548]Have not been to the Tampa strip club scene in years. Last visit there was a 5 feet away law or something years ago. Is Mons still the spot? I'm actually with the significant other so looking for somewhere couple friendly where she won't see something in the back room that could get me banned from clubs LOL. Where we live there is no play in the clubs there and it's pretty tame![/QUOTE]I'm confused, because you say at your clubs at home there is no play and they are lame, but you're actually asking for a place that has no play so you don't get into trouble with your SO who will be with you? Am I correct?

If you want no play then Mons is your spot because they have no back rooms.

Thanks sent you a PM to clarify.

[QUOTE=DrPotato;2848559]I'm confused, because you say at your clubs at home there is no play and they are lame, but you're actually asking for a place that has no play so you don't get into trouble with your SO who will be with you? Am I correct?

If you want no play then Mons is your spot because they have no back rooms.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sobe69;2848548]Have not been to the Tampa strip club scene in years. Last visit there was a 5 feet away law or something years ago. Is Mons still the spot? I'm actually with the significant other so looking for somewhere couple friendly where she won't see something in the back room that could get me banned from clubs LOL. Where we live there is no play in the clubs there and it's pretty tame![/QUOTE]Me and my SO visited Emperors for the first time earlier in the week. It was Tuesday afternoon so was kinda dead. Only 4 dancers and 3 other older guys besides us. But we managed to chat up the only good looking girl there and ended up doing private dances in the back. She focused most of the attention on SO but it made for a fun time. Would like to see how well a busier club deals with couples though to see if it would be similar experience.

Guys,

My friend visiting, looking for fun (like BJ). Lipstixx is my all time fav. Place, but I don't want to take him there.

Do you guys suggest some places near brandon, adamo, fairgrounds. ?

Read few reviews, looks like Emperor's will meet my needs, can you suggest anything?

Thanks.

Mick.

Define fun. For chilling out and tipping the stage, Gold club. For dances, Scarlett's. For a mostly busted dayshift, Emp's.

Wait... BJs. Scarlett's for a higher chance of action from a dancer you actually want to bang. Emp's for the thrill of the hunt. But you will have to sift through a lot of debris.

[QUOTE=MickyRocky;2852643]Guys,

My friend visiting, looking for fun (like BJ). Lipstixx is my all time fav. Place, but I don't want to take him there.

Do you guys suggest some places near brandon, adamo, fairgrounds. ?

Read few reviews, looks like Emperor's will meet my needs, can you suggest anything?

Thanks.

Mick.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnnyRaw;2852715]Define fun. For chilling out and tipping the stage, Gold club. For dances, Scarlett's. For a mostly busted dayshift, Emp's.

Wait... BJs. Scarlett's for a higher chance of action from a dancer you actually want to bang. Emp's for the thrill of the hunt. But you will have to sift through a lot of debris.[/QUOTE]Thanks dude! Scarlett is my last option. Is there any sure place to go for other than lipstixxx.

[QUOTE=Roc69;2838554]I was in the area and went and saw a busty Cuban named China. Said she had been working there for 5 days. Speaks English but there was a little lost in the translation. Paid the $ . 22 and she upsold me in the room another. 4 to move on from BBBJ to FS. She was aggressive (in a good way) and the K9 was super enjoyable. Would recommend but I'd be sure to be clear what the donations are in the future. This was my first time there and maybe she took advantage of that.[/QUOTE]Usually $. 22 gets CBJ and CFS. I go there often.

[QUOTE=Rtkucf1;2849542]Me and my SO visited Emperors for the first time earlier in the week. It was Tuesday afternoon so was kinda dead. Only 4 dancers and 3 other older guys besides us. But we managed to chat up the only good looking girl there and ended up doing private dances in the back. She focused most of the attention on SO but it made for a fun time. Would like to see how well a busier club deals with couples though to see if it would be similar experience.[/QUOTE]I've been thinking about taking the SO to Emperors since we've had iffy luck with Atlantis, Bare Assets and a couple in Pasco County. Girls approach sometimes, not always and many are more reserved with a couple in a private dance than they would be with just a guy. Part of it is my problem as I don't want to rush into anything, but it would be helpful if the girls would approach more and let me know if they are game or not.

Had some friends in from out of town recently and they were hell bent on visiting the local titty bars, so I had to oblige. Did some research here on the forum and selected Risqué and Scarlett's Ybor as representatives from each class (alcohol and non-alcohol). We set out on our titty-seeking journey at around 11 pm on a Friday night.

Risqué: Tiny. I thought Mons Venus was tiny, but this place takes the cake. One small stage with an additional end-table like stripper pole for "warm-ups", I guess. What struck me first off was the lack of cleanliness in the place. Cigarette butts littered the floor, as well as a strong smoke / sweat miasma that permeated clothing upon contact. We sat at a small table and a rotten-toothed "waitress" came over to ask for our drink preference. A few beers set us back around $20 or so, unsurprising in strip clubs. That was the last we saw of the waitress in the 2 hours we were there (And yes, I did tip her for the first round). She was still working, just never came back to our table, despite there only being about 6 or 7 other patrons in the joint at any given time. Restrooms were actually pretty clean, with a paid attendant; a bit odd for such a tiny shitter, but eh. My biggest complaint here is that of the 5 or so dancers that we saw in the rotation, NOT ONE ever came over to our table to talk to us or offer up private dances. From what I could tell, they would just hang out up at the bar or around a few obvious regulars. As I began to pay more attention to this fact, I noticed that none of them seemed to want to be there in the first place. I mean not one smile. After a couple hours of this, we wound up leaving earlier than expected. Girls, you really lost out on a great deal of money. I'm a big damned spender.

Scarlett's Ybor: Immediately upon entering this place, I knew we were in a totally different environment than Risqué. I heard thumping music, laughter and conversation even while we were paying our cover charge. The interior is much more spacious and smoke-free. Evidently they have a dedicated "smoking area" upstairs, which keeps the main dance area rather fresh. Dancers and waitresses were far more abundant, as well. We selected a table near the stage and ordered up a round of high-priced Red Bulls. I could tell by the comings and goings in the private dance areas that we were on to something here. Not 5 minutes after we had sat down, I had two dancers hovering over me asking for private dances. Much better vibe. Based on what I've read here in the forum, I selected a smoking hot Latin (probably Cuban) dancer for my first private. My understanding is that you can probably get more mileage from the Cuban girls, and she was beautiful to boot. She escorted me up to the bar, where you pay the $10 club "room fee" & the barmaid tries to get you to buy the girl a drink (I politely declined the offer). I was then led to one of the private booth areas. Several stall-type booths with curtains were available, nice dim lighting. The seats in the stalls were awesome, as I was expecting a metal chair or somesuch and they were actually all outfitted with comfortable padded "wedges", for lack of a better term, that allowed for you to sit and recline while the dancers do their thing. My Cuban hottie immediately lost her top and we began a slow, grinding session. She let my hands fairly roam free, grabbing tits and rubbing her vaj over the bottoms. Second song she removed the bottoms and let me slide my finger across her lips on the outside before pulling away and making a purring noise. Confusing signal, that. I let her continue the grinding / titty grabbing through the third song, with the same results on touching the vaj. End of the third she stood up and thanked me, ready for the donation. No extras. Strike #1, but I was unfazed. I selected a pretty stout (not fat, just Amazonian) white girl for my second chance. Pretty much the same routine, though she told me that if I wanted to touch the vaj, it was $$ . 5 for 30 minutes in the VIP room. I passed. By now pretty damn horny, I selected a tall, full figured and tanned blonde. I had seen her doing chain-private dances and took this to be a good sign. Bingo. Before I knew it, we were naked in a booth with two of my fingers inside her while she stroked my cock through the leg of my shorts. I asked about upgrades and she held up 2 fingers. Assuming this was $$ for FS, I accepted (actually the upcharge was $ . 5 if you take into consideration the private dance itself was already. 5). She asked for the donation upfront as I unzipped Mr. Happy. Already rock hard from her ministrations, she slipped on a cover and began a CBJ. It was ok, but I'm just not a fan, covered, unless its fantastic. After a few minutes, I gently pulled on her arms, signaling that I was ready for some CG. She used some spit to wet the vaj, then suddenly tells me: "Sex is more. I thought you just meant for the BJ. ". Assuring her that was definitely not my intention for $$, she finally relented and rode me RCG for a few minutes before I popped in the cover. She redressed, grabbed her things and walked out like she was offended, leaving me there to remove and discard the used cover. Overall, I had a good time, certainly better than at Risqué, but for the cost I think I will stick to my regular girls from BP and the occasional SW.

[QUOTE=Fwiffo;2854194]Had some friends in from out of town recently and they were hell bent on visiting the local titty bars, so I had to oblige. Did some research here on the forum and selected Risqu and Scarlett's Ybor as representatives from each class (alcohol and non-alcohol). We set out on our titty-seeking journey at around 11 pm on a Friday night.

Risqu: Tiny. I thought Mons Venus was tiny, but this place takes the cake. One small stage with an additional end-table like stripper pole for "warm-ups", I guess. What struck me first off was the lack of cleanliness in the place. Cigarette butts littered the floor, as well as a strong smoke / sweat miasma that permeated clothing upon contact. We sat at a small table and a rotten-toothed "waitress" came over to ask for our drink preference. A few beers set us back around $20 or so, unsurprising in strip clubs. That was the last we saw of the waitress in the 2 hours we were there (And yes, I did tip her for the first round). She was still working, just never came back to our table, despite there only being about 6 or 7 other patrons in the joint at any given time. Restrooms were actually pretty clean, with a paid attendant; a bit odd for such a tiny shitter, but eh. My biggest complaint here is that of the 5 or so dancers that we saw in the rotation, NOT ONE ever came over to our table to talk to us or offer up private dances. From what I could tell, they would just hang out up at the bar or around a few obvious regulars. As I began to pay more attention to this fact, I noticed that none of them seemed to want to be there in the first place. I mean not one smile. After a couple hours of this, we wound up leaving earlier than expected. Girls, you really lost out on a great deal of money. I'm a big damned spender.

Scarlett's Ybor: Immediately upon entering this place, I knew we were in a totally different environment than Risqu. I heard thumping music, laughter and conversation even while we were paying our cover charge. The interior is much more spacious and smoke-free. Evidently they have a dedicated "smoking area" upstairs, which keeps the main dance area rather fresh. Dancers and waitresses were far more abundant, as well. We selected a table near the stage and ordered up a round of high-priced Red Bulls. I could tell by the comings and goings in the private dance areas that we were on to something here. Not 5 minutes after we had sat down, I had two dancers hovering over me asking for private dances. Much better vibe. Based on what I've read here in the forum, I selected a smoking hot Latin (probably Cuban) dancer for my first private. My understanding is that you can probably get more mileage from the Cuban girls, and she was beautiful to boot. She escorted me up to the bar, where you pay the $10 club "room fee" & the barmaid tries to get you to buy the girl a drink (I politely declined the offer). I was then led to one of the private booth areas. Several stall-type booths with curtains were available, nice dim lighting. The seats in the stalls were awesome, as I was expecting a metal chair or somesuch and they were actually all outfitted with comfortable padded "wedges", for lack of a better term, that allowed for you to sit and recline while the dancers do their thing. My Cuban hottie immediately lost her top and we began a slow, grinding session. She let my hands fairly roam free, grabbing tits and rubbing her vaj over the bottoms. Second song she removed the bottoms and let me slide my finger across her lips on the outside before pulling away and making a purring noise. Confusing signal, that. I let her continue the grinding / titty grabbing through the third song, with the same results on touching the vaj. End of the third she stood up and thanked me, ready for the donation. No extras. Strike #1, but I was unfazed. I selected a pretty stout (not fat, just Amazonian) white girl for my second chance. Pretty much the same routine, though she told me that if I wanted to touch the vaj, it was $$ . 5 for 30 minutes in the VIP room. I passed. By now pretty damn horny, I selected a tall, full figured and tanned blonde. I had seen her doing chain-private dances and took this to be a good sign. Bingo. Before I knew it, we were naked in a booth with two of my fingers inside her while she stroked my cock through the leg of my shorts. I asked about upgrades and she held up 2 fingers. Assuming this was $$ for FS, I accepted (actually the upcharge was $ . 5 if you take into consideration the private dance itself was already. 5). She asked for the donation upfront as I unzipped Mr. Happy. Already rock hard from her ministrations, she slipped on a cover and began a CBJ. It was ok, but I'm just not a fan, covered, unless its fantastic. After a few minutes, I gently pulled on her arms, signaling that I was ready for some CG. She used some spit to wet the vaj, then suddenly tells me: "Sex is more. I thought you just meant for the BJ. ". Assuring her that was definitely not my intention for $$, she finally relented and rode me RCG for a few minutes before I popped in the cover. She redressed, grabbed her things and walked out like she was offended, leaving me there to remove and discard the used cover. Overall, I had a good time, certainly better than at Risqu, but for the cost I think I will stick to my regular girls from BP and the occasional SW.[/QUOTE]Still way too much but at least you were persuasive and got what you thought you negotiated for. Specifically to YS, it is ok to be very direct about the type of fun you want. No need to be vague as 1) girls have heard it all before and those that perform won't be offended and 2) some will take advantage and try to not perform to vague expectations. Finally, after you agree to a price, show her the money and that you have it but don't pay the tip until you are left satisfied. Once the money is in her hands, you may not get what you wanted. So use my wasted dollars in experience to your benefit.