Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JBarry28;5073050]Seen her last right before the fake ass pandemic. She gave decent head. But her looks take away from the experience. Not sure how much that would matter to why'all. That was the only time I've seen her. Was interested in her based on her reports here and on RM site. I really enjoy deep throats with swallow, but to be honest I don't remember if she swallows my load or not. The deep thoat wasn't memorable, so that makes it 0 out of 2 as far as I'm concerned. To each their own. I'll maybe try her again if I'm drunk and horn dogged out of mind again.

Anyways, to any reading, would appreciate any PM / or inside info on any babes willing to go all out on head giving with swallow.

I'm looking for a gal that would give enthusiastic head (doesn't have to be deep throat). Swallow isn't that important, but I'd like her to keep sucking on even after I nut. She could spit to the side. Want her to keep going until I go limp. A guy could dram can't he. I've only experienced this a handful of times. Thanks for any recommendations in advance.[/QUOTE]I knew a couple that fit your bill, but they both went down to that fake pandemic. Bummer.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5073347]I knew a couple that fit your bill, but they both went down to that fake pandemic. Bummer.[/QUOTE]Must have been fake providers that watch fake news about fake pandemics. I blame fake doctors for talking about fake deaths that impact fake people. But what do I know? I'm just typing on a fake keyboard.

We may be getting shutdown again. Guys make your calls and get those digits of your fav girls.

This is for So Cal.

DGL.

Saw this add.

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So I stayed at the motel within walking distance and gave it a try. Great massage and teasing rub on the flip. Didn't even have to ask and HE provided. Late 30's or early 40's lady.

[QUOTE=ValleyMonger;5073513]Must have been fake providers that watch fake news about fake pandemics. I blame fake doctors for talking about fake deaths that impact fake people. But what do I know? I'm just typing on a fake keyboard.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I wish my friend would stop talking about his fake near death with this fake bullshit.

Are these Asian ads legit?

Looks like they're at random houses throughout the valley and they offer many kinds of services at the same price. Am I going to get robbed at these places?

Examples:

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Anyone ever try a South African tantrika named Desiree? Experience? Worth it? Thanks in advance!

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Contacted Michelle via text in the evening. Did not get a response until the afternoon. She apologizes and I set up the session in the evening. Apartment incall in Burbank, easy parking. Texted Michelle and she was nice enough to come get me (apartment was hard to find).

I went to use the restroom to make sure no one was hiding in there. No humans waiting for me, except for the stench of mold and mildew.

Went to her room, it was nicely lit with a massage table setup. I got naked.

She tells me to flip over. As she holds my tool, I can see that she is mechanical in her approach when it comes to holding it. No eye contact. Mechanical jackhammer. I tell her to slow down. She says Ok. I tell her to take off her top so I can see those nice tits. She obliges. I titfuck her and have her unzip her jeans. I grab her by the pussy. I ask her if she wants to suck and fuck as well. She says no. What a shame. She is too hot for just HJ only. She tells me to get back on the table. I oblige but I suck on her tits. They smelled like Parmesan cheese. Due to the taste, I stop sucking on her tits. I tell her to titfuck again me. She titfucks me and I cum all over her tits, shooting a load into her face. She was surprised but stops jerking me off to completion, leaving me with a ruined orgasm. I lay there in pleasure and anger. At least she was nice enough to clean me up afterwards. Michelle and I talk afterwards, she is cool, but appears to be spaced out most of the time. I left and she kissed me on the lips.

I was hoping for at least a decent massage. Did not get it. I was hoping for an hour. Did not get it. Oh well. It could have been worse.

Damage was 100. Overall, pictures are accurate, nice lady, hot body, nice parmesan tits, but I won't repeat. Due to poor massage and ruined orgasm.

[QUOTE=BrockLaser;5088705][URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/56321857/3239220053[/URL]

Contacted Michelle via text in the evening. Did not get a response until the afternoon. She apologizes and I set up the session in the evening. Apartment incall in Burbank, easy parking. Texted Michelle and she was nice enough to come get me (apartment was hard to find).

I went to use the restroom to make sure no one was hiding in there. No humans waiting for me, except for the stench of mold and mildew.

Went to her room, it was nicely lit with a massage table setup. I got naked.

She tells me to flip over. As she holds my tool, I can see that she is mechanical in her approach when it comes to holding it. No eye contact. Mechanical jackhammer. I tell her to slow down. She says Ok. I tell her to take off her top so I can see those nice tits. She obliges. I titfuck her and have her unzip her jeans. I grab her by the pussy. I ask her if she wants to suck and fuck as well. She says no. What a shame. She is too hot for just HJ only. She tells me to get back on the table. I oblige but I suck on her tits. They smelled like Parmesan cheese. Due to the taste, I stop sucking on her tits. I tell her to titfuck again me. She titfucks me and I cum all over her tits, shooting a load into her face. She was surprised but stops jerking me off to completion, leaving me with a ruined orgasm. I lay there in pleasure and anger. At least she was nice enough to clean me up afterwards. Michelle and I talk afterwards, she is cool, but appears to be spaced out most of the time. I left and she kissed me on the lips.

I was hoping for at least a decent massage. Did not get it. I was hoping for an hour. Did not get it. Oh well. It could have been worse.

Damage was 100. Overall, pictures are accurate, nice lady, hot body, nice parmesan tits, but I won't repeat. Due to poor massage and ruined orgasm.[/QUOTE]Love when they use acting headshots to promote the escort service. Can't get any more LA than that.

So I wanted to try a Thai massage place. Started at the Burbank spot. Walked in and rang the bell. Out walks a cutish spinner in a white dress probably late 30's to early 40's, and by walk I mean stumble out. Her hair looked like she just got out of bed and she had a general look of being high as a kite and drunk. She was for sure a little drunk as I saw a bottle in her purse when she walked out. She said it was. 5 for 30, I was tempted because she was so tiny I thought it would be lots of fun. But that was to much for 30. So I left and went to the North Hollywood spot. 4 for 30 I go lay down with no towel. After 5 minutes walks in a mid to late 40's lady. A little chunky with nice C's and no ass. She proceeds to unfold the towel and complete cover me. I figured it was going to be legit. She did a pretty decent massage so at least I was happy with that. During the massage she started to move the towel and slowly only my legs were covered, she did a little massaging on my butt but not much teasing, she grazed the boys once and giggled and said if it as okay. I told her of course. She asked me to flip. She said started to play with me and asked how much. I told her. 4 she said it's normally. 8. I laughed and said for that it would be her mouth. I also said that all I had brought was. 4 she agreed, I rubbed her leg and asked if it was okay, she popped out her boobs and said that these were more fun. She started to play with my nipple and I told her that that didn't do anything for me and to instead play with the boys. She had a great technique and I left with a smile. She said her name is May.

More can definitely be had. I've seen her twice and let's just say the first time was much better than the second.

[QUOTE=BrockLaser;5088705][URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/56321857/3239220053[/URL]

Contacted Michelle via text in the evening. Did not get a response until the afternoon. She apologizes and I set up the session in the evening. Apartment incall in Burbank, easy parking. Texted Michelle and she was nice enough to come get me (apartment was hard to find).

I went to use the restroom to make sure no one was hiding in there. No humans waiting for me, except for the stench of mold and mildew.

Went to her room, it was nicely lit with a massage table setup. I got naked.

She tells me to flip over. As she holds my tool, I can see that she is mechanical in her approach when it comes to holding it. No eye contact. Mechanical jackhammer. I tell her to slow down. She says Ok. I tell her to take off her top so I can see those nice tits. She obliges. I titfuck her and have her unzip her jeans. I grab her by the pussy. I ask her if she wants to suck and fuck as well. She says no. What a shame. She is too hot for just HJ only. She tells me to get back on the table. I oblige but I suck on her tits. They smelled like Parmesan cheese. Due to the taste, I stop sucking on her tits. I tell her to titfuck again me. She titfucks me and I cum all over her tits, shooting a load into her face. She was surprised but stops jerking me off to completion, leaving me with a ruined orgasm. I lay there in pleasure and anger. At least she was nice enough to clean me up afterwards. Michelle and I talk afterwards, she is cool, but appears to be spaced out most of the time. I left and she kissed me on the lips.

I was hoping for at least a decent massage. Did not get it. I was hoping for an hour. Did not get it. Oh well. It could have been worse.

Damage was 100. Overall, pictures are accurate, nice lady, hot body, nice parmesan tits, but I won't repeat. Due to poor massage and ruined orgasm.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TamiuDevils;5094699]More can definitely be had. I've seen her twice and let's just say the first time was much better than the second.[/QUOTE]The first time was much better than the second? Interesting.

[QUOTE=BrockLaser;5096260]The first time was much better than the second? Interesting.[/QUOTE]Yup, I can in contact with her via her friend who retired. Back when I first made contact with her she was only .60 for the hour and now her prices has skyrocketed up. I don't think her services justify the increase. Damn, I miss her friend.

[QUOTE=MrValleyC;5075846]Are these Asian ads legit?

Looks like they're at random houses throughout the valley and they offer many kinds of services at the same price. Am I going to get robbed at these places?

Examples:

[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Escorts/reseda-burbank-woodland-hills-sylmar-hollywood/9698501.html[/URL]

[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Escorts/reseda-northridge-woodland-hills-van-nuys/9769521.html[/URL]

[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Escorts/reseda/9777926.html[/URL]

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[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Escorts/north-hills-north-hills-north-hills-north-hills-north-hills/9581490.html[/URL][/QUOTE]All are likely run by the same people. You get what you pay for. Pics are all fake. Most of the women are 30-50 years old. No more than a 7 in the bunch.

Any of you fellas ever visit with Grace, formerly known as "Autumn", in Canoga Park? She used to only be on Eros as Autumn. Now she's on that mall as Grace, and back on Eros as Grace. I texted her a while ago and she seemed nice, but never pulled the trigger. I'm debating over her and Soraya in Culver for my first visit. Info would be appreciated!

[URL]https://www.thatmall.com/grace/[/URL]