Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5097834]Hey guys, not to impressed with Chicago AMP's. The women are unattractive, old, and they're not as welcoming as home. At least here you get an encouraging smile. I tried massage at my 3rd stop as I was tired and getting hungry. The massage was ok and towel put over me fd. I didn't bother asking for he, because I didn't want one. Just wanted a nice hot oil rub to relax me. Couldn't even get that. Well, I have a deep dish pizza, sixer, and cable tv, in room on magnificent mile. Will see what tomorrow brings.[/QUOTE]You weren't going to the right places then. Message me for a couple good ones.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5097834]Hey guys, not to impressed with Chicago AMP's. The women are unattractive, old, and they're not as welcoming as home. At least here you get an encouraging smile. I tried massage at my 3rd stop as I was tired and getting hungry. The massage was ok and towel put over me fd. I didn't bother asking for he, because I didn't want one. Just wanted a nice hot oil rub to relax me. Couldn't even get that. Well, I have a deep dish pizza, sixer, and cable tv, in room on magnificent mile. Will see what tomorrow brings.[/QUOTE]Maybe you have done this, but trying looking at the massage section of the Chicago forum. There might be some good recommendations in there. I have read that forum from time to time when I am bored and see many of the same complaints about MN AMPs applied to Chicago AMPs. I think the best part of the country for AMPs is California and Hawaii.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5097834]Hey guys, not to impressed with Chicago AMP's. The women are unattractive, old, and they're not as welcoming as home. At least here you get an encouraging smile. I tried massage at my 3rd stop as I was tired and getting hungry. The massage was ok and towel put over me fd. I didn't bother asking for he, because I didn't want one. Just wanted a nice hot oil rub to relax me. Couldn't even get that. Well, I have a deep dish pizza, sixer, and cable tv, in room on magnificent mile. Will see what tomorrow brings.[/QUOTE]Chicago appears to be very similar to Minnesota. The other day I was at an AMP in Burnsville and a question popped into my mind; what if I was some tall handsome guy under 40 who walked into one of these shops? Would I not be repulsed by the women I see? Hell yes I would be! I happen to be short and about 25 pounds overweight and middle aged (46) so I like to usually settle for the plain and old China Jane's. But I can fully understand why a lot of men walk out in disgust at many AMPs in MN and other states. The only hot and young Asian babes seems to work at Thai Viet and Korean AMPs or as independents. Having visited many other states it is the same story here as it is anywhere else regarding Chinese AMPs.

Anywho I head YI Li Massage in White Bear Lake is good. Try them out if you haven't already fellow mongers!

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;5098585]Maybe you have done this, but trying looking at the massage section of the Chicago forum. There might be some good recommendations in there. I have read that forum from time to time when I am bored and see many of the same complaints about MN AMPs applied to Chicago AMPs. I think the best part of the country for AMPs is California and Hawaii.[/QUOTE]It is hit and miss in Chicago too. I found two really good places in the west suburbs that I've been visiting over the years. One was raided and shut down for about a year, but they're back in business. I really wish MN had something as good.

Hey fellow mongers just took a quick trip to San Diego and wanted to give you all a glimpse into what a real AMP experience should be: I walk into a Viet AMP near the ocean and I see 4 Viet ladies all in their 20's and early 30's. All of them were 8 to 9's! I got to choose from the lineup and chose an early 20's 9 babe. Absolutely gorgeous!! A few minutes into the massage she asks what I want. I say whatever is on the menu please? She immediately puts up 2 fingers which I knew meant $200 for everything. After agreed on price she quickly drops the thong and she goes to work! Damn what a good time. Now that's how an AMP experience should be. Now compare that to your typical experience in Minnesota Chinese AMPs.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5102058]Hey fellow mongers just took a quick trip to San Diego and wanted to give you all a glimpse into what a real AMP experience should be: I walk into a Viet AMP near the ocean and I see 4 Viet ladies all in their 20's and early 30's. All of them were 8 to 9's! I got to choose from the lineup and chose an early 20's 9 babe. Absolutely gorgeous!! A few minutes into the massage she asks what I want. I say whatever is on the menu please? She immediately puts up 2 fingers which I knew meant $200 for everything. After agreed on price she quickly drops the thong and she goes to work! Damn what a good time. Now that's how an AMP experience should be. Now compare that to your typical experience in Minnesota Chinese AMPs.[/QUOTE]Glad you were able to enjoy it before the likely shutdown they are being hit with. What you described is why I like my trips to Phoenix. Same treatment there.

Have been to two locations in Orlando where they don't bother wearing anything as they walk in the room. Menu is obvious at these locals.

Makes the flights worth it.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;5104203]Glad you were able to enjoy it before the likely shutdown they are being hit with. What you described is why I like my trips to Phoenix. Same treatment there.

Have been to two locations in Orlando where they don't bother wearing anything as they walk in the room. Menu is obvious at these locals.

Makes the flights worth it.[/QUOTE]Yeah both cities you mentioned know how to do an AMP the right way. It may be personal preference but I don't bother with Chinese AMPs any longer. They just don't have the women I'm attracted to or look for. As mentioned by hundreds of men all over the nation, the Chinese just seem to throw their old ugly and plain women at us western american men in their AMPs. Its really quite insulting. And one of my very few Chinese favs, not surprisingly, spoke next to no English and didn't even have one god damn tooth in her entire mouth! When I finally learned she had no teeth, along with the crappy service she gave me, that was the final straw!

Anyhow the Viet, Korean, and Thai AMPs do have a lot of younger Asian hotties around the nation unlike the Chinese ones. 8 times out of 10 I get my money's worth at those places when I travel nationally. I very rarely can say the same about Chinese AMPs.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;5104203]Glad you were able to enjoy it before the likely shutdown they are being hit with. What you described is why I like my trips to Phoenix. Same treatment there.

Have been to two locations in Orlando where they don't bother wearing anything as they walk in the room. Menu is obvious at these locals.

Makes the flights worth it.[/QUOTE]I visited my first fun AMP in Phoenix! I had a few hours to kill before a flight and was browsing CL on my Blackberry. That dates me a bit!

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5105697]I visited my first fun AMP in Phoenix! I had a few hours to kill before a flight and was browsing CL on my Blackberry. That dates me a bit![/QUOTE]Which asian ethnicity did you patron in Phoenix? Just curious. I stopped in at Sunny Massage in Plymouth the other day and was met by some old homely looking Chinese lady. I walked right out in complete disgust. No thanks. Although a friend of mine mentioned he got great service there by a lady named Grace I think he said her name waa. If you're into old and plain give them a shot! From a personal standpoint, all I ever wanted was better service and some prettier ladies to choose from. I don't think that is asking too much. But fuck, clearly that was too much to ask. I was a regular at one of my fav spas in Rosedale for a long time. Was always polite and respectful. By my 4th or 5th visit I should have been upgraded to BJ status or more but they couldn't even do that! In most other states I would've gotten my money's worth. Two buddies of mine, both happen to not even be US citizens, told me of their similar complaints and bad experiences at Chinese spas in Minnesota and elsewhere across the US. Clearly I'm far from alone in my sentiments. Some of us work very hard for our money and don't take kindly to always being ripped off. That's all I have to say.

I had scheduled time with a provider for this morning and couldn't get a hold of her after I got in the area. Eventually she called and had thought that the appointment was for tomorrow. So I started calling around trying to find someone else. I texted my old standby AMP, nothing. I called them only to find out that they are temporarily closed for covid. I saw a TER review for Coco and got in touch with the agency. I drove to some apartments and waited and waited, they finally sent a text saying they'd be ready in another 10 minutes. I was feeling nervous sitting there for so long so I declined and took off. I then ended up in Bloomington for lunch and had pretty much given up for the day. I did a google maps search of the area for Asian Massage and it showed a place 1 mile away, but it was an apartment building. I called the number and instantly received a text saying Hi. I asked about rates and availability and got a response with available now, 180 hr or more for VIP. I was curious at that point and agreed. She texted an address a few minutes further east than the google search, it was near two hotels 5 minutes away. I got there and ended up waiting another 10 minutes before she was ready. I was just about to drive off when she said to go to the 2nd floor. I let her know I was on the elevator and she gave me a room number on a different floor. She was about 4'6" and had a perfect little body, good looking other than the mask. Light massage and BJ. I was really hoping for more!

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5105697]I visited my first fun AMP in Phoenix! I had a few hours to kill before a flight and was browsing CL on my Blackberry. That dates me a bit![/QUOTE]If it makes you feel better, the first AMP I went to was in New Orleans. I found it in the Yellow Pages and called them on a land line to set up an appointment.

Got a nice 1 hour massage with he at Jins in Burnsville & Health spa in Shoreview. Jins had a younger woman who actually looked good, & Health spa had older woman with decent looking body. Both girls are new for me, so I asked for one hour prices, and blatantly asked how much for extra. I didn't care, I'm tired of paying for massage hoping for he when I flip only to be be disappointed. I figured if they want to get paid, they will take my advance, and it worked. I paid 40 for the extra, but 100 for massage and release is money well spent.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5116379]Got a nice 1 hour massage with he at Jins in Burnsville & Health spa in Shoreview. Jins had a younger woman who actually looked good, & Health spa had older woman with decent looking body. Both girls are new for me, so I asked for one hour prices, and blatantly asked how much for extra. I didn't care, I'm tired of paying for massage hoping for he when I flip only to be be disappointed. I figured if they want to get paid, they will take my advance, and it worked. I paid 40 for the extra, but 100 for massage and release is money well spent.[/QUOTE]Thanks for those leads Mass! I'll be heading to Jins soon for sure. Been over in Hudson a lot of late visting Best time and Healthy and just can't crack the menu past L1! There's this one hot lady who I offered $300 for BJ and DATY but was turned down straight up LOL. Not surprised about that though. She did take off her pants but no go for DATY or BJ. Just touching and caressing was all. One time she offered to give a RIM job though. I said WTF?? She won't do BJ or DATY but would lick my asshole?? That was a new one for me haha.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5117114]Thanks for those leads Mass! I'll be heading to Jins soon for sure. Been over in Hudson a lot of late visting Best time and Healthy and just can't crack the menu past L1! There's this one hot lady who I offered $300 for BJ and DATY but was turned down straight up LOL. Not surprised about that though. She did take off her pants but no go for DATY or BJ. Just touching and caressing was all. One time she offered to give a RIM job though. I said WTF?? She won't do BJ or DATY but would lick my asshole?? That was a new one for me haha.[/QUOTE]Which parlor was that and name?

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5117268]Which parlor was that and name?[/QUOTE]Best time massage and health massage both in Hudson area. There was this hot chick I saw at Health I wanted more than L1 with so bad. After my third session with her I said what the hell I'll offer her $300 for a BJ and or some DATY. But like I mentioned was turned down flat in an instant. But I got her to drop her pants which was pleasant enough but still left highly unsatisfied I must admit. I asked for name but it was such rough English it was hard to understand. Maybe it was Jessica or Lucy. Well the next day hired a hot early 20's Asian escort to fuck at hotel and put all that behind me LOL.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5117682]Best time massage and health massage both in Hudson area. There was this hot chick I saw at Health I wanted more than L1 with so bad. After my third session with her I said what the hell I'll offer her $300 for a BJ and or some DATY. But like I mentioned was turned down flat in an instant. But I got her to drop her pants which was pleasant enough but still left highly unsatisfied I must admit. I asked for name but it was such rough English it was hard to understand. Maybe it was Jessica or Lucy. Well the next day hired a hot early 20's Asian escort to fuck at hotel and put all that behind me LOL.[/QUOTE]Cool man. Let me know the next time you get an Asian escort, I'd like to try also. Maybe we can meet up and try a few different girls and split costs and have a cold beer after.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5117924]Cool man. Let me know the next time you get an Asian escort, I'd like to try also. Maybe we can meet up and try a few different girls and split costs and have a cold beer after.[/QUOTE]Sounds good brother. I always like to help a fellow monger out. And fuck, these can be such dark and divided times we live in. I mean though, one thing I've learned having met and gotten to know many Asians (AMPs escorts friends etc) is that they are very tribalistic. Tend to stick with their own kind. What a concept! Not all are like that of course but it occurred to me one day while I was getting HE at an AMP in Eagan one night. Could such tribalism be why this country is so fucked up and divided? Why there is so much hate that is? Also occurred to me that as a middle aged white male in America, I had no culture. No real sense of belonging like say if I was Korean or Thai or Cambodian. Anyhow I walked out of the AMP in Eagan that night with a whole different outlook on america hoping things can change for the better in the future! We have to heal as a nation and come together! But who knows if that is even possible.

If anyone knows of a place where a guy could get a rim job, I'd be all ears (errr eyes).

Too good to be true? Usually is. Anyone have intel? Looking to get past L1 and get a nice BBBJ on the flip. May have to switch to escorts and just go FS.

[URL]https://minneapolis-st-paul.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/nuru-full-body-rubs-massage-sp/334977035738[/URL]

[QUOTE=INeedMassagie;5118650]If anyone knows of a place where a guy could get a rim job, I'd be all ears (errr eyes).[/QUOTE]Same here, let me know as well. I'm always down to try something new.

Hey guys, can anyone recommend a independent sensual massage therapist in the south west metro? I've been looking for months and I can only seem to find most providers in Minneapolis or Bloomington and absolutely nothing in the West Metro. ANY information would be really helpful.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;5120658]Hey guys, can anyone recommend a independent sensual massage therapist in the south west metro? I've been looking for months and I can only seem to find most providers in Minneapolis or Bloomington and absolutely nothing in the West Metro. ANY information would be really helpful.[/QUOTE][URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massage-by-caroline/7247748198.html[/URL] Be low key first time is my hint.

[QUOTE=BlzDeep;5120224]Too good to be true? Usually is. Anyone have intel? Looking to get past L1 and get a nice BBBJ on the flip. May have to switch to escorts and just go FS.

[URL]https://minneapolis-st-paul.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/nuru-full-body-rubs-massage-sp/334977035738[/URL][/QUOTE]Looking up the email address comes up with multiple hits across multiple cities. At best an agency, at worst a scam.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5117114]Thanks for those leads Mass! I'll be heading to Jins soon for sure. Been over in Hudson a lot of late visting Best time and Healthy and just can't crack the menu past L1! There's this one hot lady who I offered $300 for BJ and DATY but was turned down straight up LOL. Not surprised about that though. She did take off her pants but no go for DATY or BJ. Just touching and caressing was all. One time she offered to give a RIM job though. I said WTF?? She won't do BJ or DATY but would lick my asshole?? That was a new one for me haha.[/QUOTE]So did you get the rim job? Where was this at?

[QUOTE=DeepInGreek;5121266]So did you get the rim job? Where was this at?[/QUOTE]Yeah I got a RIM job alright! Health massage near outpost circle. Good AMP! I'm sure many of you have been there. But sadly, I offered $300 for BJ and daty and was turned down flat. Then came her offer to lick my asshole LOL which I accepted. And she did amazing job at it must say! Only paid $50 for it. Usually not down for that service but I said WTF let's do it. I admire how dirty some of these Asian massage women can be!

When a menu just can't be opened at some point you just got to cut your losses and move on. These ladies know how to play you and manipulate mongers very well!

[URL]https://minneapolis-st-paul.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/im-52-year-oldertotally-free/990590167349[/URL] So she advertises its free. Just wants some good loving. I know she's 52, but her pics are really cute. Here is her email [EMAIL]sornasen12@gmail.com[/EMAIL].

Has anyone had any experience with her that you can share by DM.

I know it shows just 2 posts, but I've been on here a long time with a slightly different name. I can't access the email I had to use the account so I had to restart.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5121652]Yeah I got a RIM job alright! Health massage near outpost circle. Good AMP! I'm sure many of you have been there. But sadly, I offered $300 for BJ and daty and was turned down flat. Then came her offer to lick my asshole LOL which I accepted. And she did amazing job at it must say! Only paid $50 for it. Usually not down for that service but I said WTF let's do it. I admire how dirty some of these Asian massage women can be!

When a menu just can't be opened at some point you just got to cut your losses and move on. These ladies know how to play you and manipulate mongers very well![/QUOTE]Very wise choice. Partake in the offer and walk out safe and now you get to laugh about to yourself and the other guys on here! I remember one time being shut down on a CBJ and she counter offered a HJ.

I told her I did that myself before I got here so that doesn't sound so good. She said "I help you" and gave me a CBJ and balls lick that I will never forget. I tipped her nicely as she helped dress me and left with a big smile.

Received a nice 4 hands massage with happy ending with two young beautiful naked Asian women. I impress women with the amount of man juice I blow, but this time I built up several days worth it. I literally busted a huge nut, think Peter North, that some of it got in her face LOL. If Covid wasn't going on, I'd definitely would've had threesome.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5123083]Received a nice 4 hands massage with happy ending with two young beautiful naked Asian women. I impress women with the amount of man juice I blow, but this time I built up several days worth it. I literally busted a huge nut, think Peter North, that some of it got in her face LOL. If Covid wasn't going on, I'd definitely would've had threesome.[/QUOTE]WM is an ATF. A true gem! Never left unhappy at WM! Not one time. So glad they are still around. Is there a new lady though?

Last week I ended up in Eagan after my Hudson stop. Heavenly massage was on my mind. They have some adorable and cute China dolls at that spa! But alas, DIY was all the was to be had. My friend got HE from a. Different lady though. The massage was spectacular.

[QUOTE=Midwest1010;5120747][URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massage-by-caroline/7247748198.html[/URL] Be low key first time is my hint.[/QUOTE]She tries to be legit now! Her new place you find she reverted back to more fun times?

Name in PM if willing?

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5121652]Yeah I got a RIM job alright! Health massage near outpost circle. Good AMP! I'm sure many of you have been there. But sadly, I offered $300 for BJ and daty and was turned down flat. Then came her offer to lick my asshole LOL which I accepted. And she did amazing job at it must say! Only paid $50 for it. Usually not down for that service but I said WTF let's do it. I admire how dirty some of these Asian massage women can be!

When a menu just can't be opened at some point you just got to cut your losses and move on. These ladies know how to play you and manipulate mongers very well![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5123083]Received a nice 4 hands massage with happy ending with two young beautiful naked Asian women. I impress women with the amount of man juice I blow, but this time I built up several days worth it. I literally busted a huge nut, think Peter North, that some of it got in her face LOL. If Covid wasn't going on, I'd definitely would've had threesome.[/QUOTE]Is this the place that moved from EP?

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5123455]Is this the place that moved from EP?[/QUOTE]I believe Mass was referring to a completely different AMP but in same suburb.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5123083]Received a nice 4 hands massage with happy ending with two young beautiful naked Asian women. I impress women with the amount of man juice I blow, but this time I built up several days worth it. I literally busted a huge nut, think Peter North, that some of it got in her face LOL. If Covid wasn't going on, I'd definitely would've had threesome.[/QUOTE]I'm traveling through tomorrow for work and would love to take some me time before heading back home. Could you provide any more info so I can find this place? It would be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=Midwest1010;5121997][URL]https://minneapolis-st-paul.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/im-52-year-oldertotally-free/990590167349[/URL] So she advertises its free. Just wants some good loving. I know she's 52, but her pics are really cute. Here is her email [EMAIL]sornasen12@gmail.com[/EMAIL].

Has anyone had any experience with her that you can share by DM.

I know it shows just 2 posts, but I've been on here a long time with a slightly different name. I can't access the email I had to use the account so I had to restart.[/QUOTE]These type posts are ALWAYS scams. There are no hot local singles, MILFs, GILFs or even GGILFs who advertise on on escort sites for random guys to fuck them. If you have any doubt, set up a Temp Mail or Guerrilla Email (Google them) and try it out. You're just signing up for spam. They'll also try to get you to verify yourself and give your credit card info.

[QUOTE=Midwest1010;5121997][URL]https://minneapolis-st-paul.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/im-52-year-oldertotally-free/990590167349[/URL] So she advertises its free. Just wants some good loving. I know she's 52, but her pics are really cute.[/QUOTE]Let me repeat what others have said: These types of posts are always always always a scam. Period. Read other responses, and never waste your money, and only as much of your time as you consider worthless.

Stay safe.

Anyone have any advice for contacting a provider on MN Erotica? I've tried reaching out to a few with no replies. I'm keeping it professional, not going into details, and not being creepy whatsoever and I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong.

Feel free to DM me if you're not willing to share publicly.

[QUOTE=JSmithXnxx;5125723]Anyone have any advice for contacting a provider on MN Erotica? I've tried reaching out to a few with no replies. I'm keeping it professional, not going into details, and not being creepy whatsoever and I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong.

Feel free to DM me if you're not willing to share publicly.[/QUOTE]I have found a short email asking if they are available at a specific time for an appt to be a safe and simple start. From there, they usually reply with any questions or screening they like to do. References are sometimes needed, but I only provide if requested.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;5125956]I have found a short email asking if they are available at a specific time for an appt to be a safe and simple start. From there, they usually reply with any questions or screening they like to do. References are sometimes needed, but I only provide if requested.[/QUOTE]I've tried to keep it short too but I suppose I'll just keep it even shorter. I'll keep at it until something happens.

Visited Chan massage in chanhassan. The lady a 5/10. But nothing new there. Not impressed with service. Again, no surprise there. Massage was nice. This is minnesota after all. I would not repeat. The spa itself was decent. Many rooms but not very busy. It has potential if they ever got some good looking Asians in there. But chances of that happening are next to none I'm sure. The Chinese seem to love throwing all their old, unwanted, crazy bi polar, ugly, and plain women at us at these spas LOL. But hey, just another reason to get the hell out of western society before it really starts to take a nosedive!