[QUOTE=Kirk43;5147124]This was not my experience and I will not book another appointment after being cheated for time and effort by Michelle.[/QUOTE]They always short you on time! Then want a huge tip for he!
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[QUOTE=Kirk43;5147124]This was not my experience and I will not book another appointment after being cheated for time and effort by Michelle.[/QUOTE]They always short you on time! Then want a huge tip for he!
Not really any new info to share, but here have been my recent experiences in Kzoo.
Lotus: As reported, Cindy is gone for now and CeCe is running the place. It's CeCe and 2 other girls. They have been SUPER busy through the holidays. Mongers are stacked on top of each other. Last time I went around Christmas all 3 girls were busy and like 5 guys came in the lobby during my half hour. Some guys had appointments and were told to come back later. I had Michelle for my last time. She was clearly exhausted and was out of breath most of the massage. After the massage was done she collapsed on top of me and told me she was tired. Then it was jackhammer city. She was ok, but not my best experience there. Too busy and rushed. I have a funny store from a couple visits before. It was just Cindy working. I used the bathroom after and saw flowers and chocolates in the trash LOL. I know there has been some discussion on the GR board about "wooing" providers with gifts. That might work with some of them, but most of them $$$ is what motivates!
WM Asian on Stadium: I went here a few times. Two girls working, Sherry who is younger and cute, and another older one who looks average. Had the older one my first couple times. AWESOME massage. Walks on back, cracked my back, hot stones, strong pressure. Some decent teasing and DIY is possible. The younger one is pretty hot, wears a lot of makeup though. Always trys to upsell to 4 hands. Decent massage, but not as good as the older gal. DIY possible as well, but not nearly as much effort put into teasing. YMMV.
TLC: haven't been here in years. Old hag mamasan isn't very nice.
Massage works on Westedge: Haven't been there is a couple years. Never great, but used to have a few UTR girls who would offer some extras. That hasn't been the case in a long time. Strictly average massage. Nothing extra. You get a better massage On Stadium IMO.
[QUOTE=MD2020;5150396]Not really any new info to share, but here have been my recent experiences in Kzoo.
Lotus: As reported, Cindy is gone for now and CeCe is running the place. It's CeCe and 2 other girls. They have been SUPER busy through the holidays. Mongers are stacked on top of each other. Last time I went around Christmas all 3 girls were busy and like 5 guys came in the lobby during my half hour. Some guys had appointments and were told to come back later. I had Michelle for my last time. She was clearly exhausted and was out of breath most of the massage. After the massage was done she collapsed on top of me and told me she was tired. Then it was jackhammer city. She was ok, but not my best experience there. Too busy and rushed. I have a funny store from a couple visits before. It was just Cindy working. I used the bathroom after and saw flowers and chocolates in the trash LOL. I know there has been some discussion on the GR board about "wooing" providers with gifts. That might work with some of them, but most of them $$$ is what motivates!
WM Asian on Stadium: I went here a few times. Two girls working, Sherry who is younger and cute, and another older one who looks average. Had the older one my first couple times. AWESOME massage. Walks on back, cracked my back, hot stones, strong pressure. Some decent teasing and DIY is possible. The younger one is pretty hot, wears a lot of makeup though. Always trys to upsell to 4 hands. Decent massage, but not as good as the older gal. DIY possible as well, but not nearly as much effort put into teasing. YMMV.
TLC: haven't been here in years. Old hag mamasan isn't very nice.
Massage works on Westedge: Haven't been there is a couple years. Never great, but used to have a few UTR girls who would offer some extras. That hasn't been the case in a long time. Strictly average massage. Nothing extra. You get a better massage On Stadium IMO.[/QUOTE]Knowing Cindy & Cece over 5 yrs, I was told Asian women aren't into american customs (chocolate, flowers, holidays). They are very greedy & prefer the greenbacks.
[QUOTE=GrizzlyAdams;5151186]Knowing Cindy & Cece over 5 yrs, I was told Asian women aren't into american customs (chocolate, flowers, holidays). They are very greedy & prefer the greenbacks.[/QUOTE]100% agree. I've been to Asia. Even normal relationships are more practical and "business oriented" in their culture.
[QUOTE=Electronman;5125598]Lotus has a new girl working. Her English skills are pretty limited but I'm pretty sure that she goes by "Michelle. " She's probably in her 30's. Nice face, slender body with a bit of baby damage.
She gives a good massage, working diligently on each major muscle group. She is also attentive to customer satisfaction on the flip. I would repeat.[/QUOTE]I did repeat with Michelle. I still got a decent massage but the remainder of the session was disappointing, more in line with other more recent posts. Both of my sessions were earlier in the day, so that may account for varying degrees of effort that have been reported.
Unfortunately, Kalamazoo offers very few options in the massage parlor category. If you can travel, Battle Creek, Jackson and to a lesser extend, Grand Rapids, offer more massage related options. If your travel budget is more generous, then Orlando offers an excellent set of AMPs.
Had some time this morning. Decided on getting a massage. Went to Asian on Stadium. Since everyone wears a mask nowadays it is difficult for me to recognize if the lady was old or young. She gave me a decent massage. Standing on my back and cracking it. But when she turned me over, she didn't let my hands wander. She lifted my hands and put it on my own junk. I was like WTF. I asked her what's up with that and she says I don't do it, you finish off yourself. I am not sure why but she had no problem rubbing oil on it. I guess she is not very comfortable with jizz on her hand 🤣129315;. Gave her a tip and left. Saw a young Asian girl in a RAV4 parked in the lot. I tried to make eye contact but she didn't. Will go there only if there are no other options available. Next week off to Lotus!
Today was Sherrys last day. It was only a matter of time as she was too good to be in Kzoo. A new girl NuNu starting tomorrow. Hope someone will review.
I saw a few decent reviews of coco so I thought I would have a dream. Well, here goes. Coco is medium age, chubby average for her age. Very nice lady and attentive BUT. For 30 minutes in my dream she massaged my ass. Maybe it's just me, but that seemed far too long and I did not want any surprises. But being the patient sort, I let the chips fall where they may and my dream "ended" pleasantly. I would not call it a back massage, it was an ass massage. No oil, no back massage, an ass massage. So if you don't want a back massage, but want an ass massage, she is your girl.
[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5153859]Today was Sherrys last day. It was only a matter of time as she was too good to be in Kzoo. A new girl NuNu starting tomorrow. Hope someone will review.[/QUOTE]Did she say where she was going?
[QUOTE=MontanaSlim;5157699]Did she say where she was going?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure what big deal is with sherry, just because she is young? Would be nice to hear some kzoo AMPs were offering little more than a massage. I can DIY at my house for free ha. Too bad no reviews of Hartford massage parlor. Can't believe they still in business, especially next door neighbor the Hartford police department. Any insight would be welcomed about any parlor.
[QUOTE=SuckinVag;5157826]I'm not sure what big deal is with sherry, just because she is young? Would be nice to hear some kzoo AMPs were offering little more than a massage. I can DIY at my house for free ha. Too bad no reviews of Hartford massage parlor. Can't believe they still in business, especially next door neighbor the Hartford police department. Any insight would be welcomed about any parlor.[/QUOTE]Nice place but still no he!
Anyone seen Lauren lately, if so is it worth a visit?
Scally.
[QUOTE=ScallyWag2345;5186935]Anyone seen Lauren lately, if so is it worth a visit?
Scally.[/QUOTE]I saw her about a month ago. I didn't post anything as I completely spaced it. I saw here in hopes of a spectacular massage. It was pretty decent. Good on the flip and left happy.
She is in her new studio off of West Main. It is a step up from the apartment she was in before.
Had the pleasure of seeing this lovely lady for a massage:
[URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/nude-massage-with-extras-avail/584823557402[/URL]
Although looks like she updated her ad since I saw her or I would have tried more, but alas I wasn't updated myself. I tried to set up a massage a few weeks prior but something came up and I had to cancel. Paid 1 for an hour massage and it was no joke. Absolutely melted on the table and even forgot about the ending to be honest. She is stunning, very perky and firm, just a great body with magic hands. I was incredibly impressed that I paid for an hour massage for her to give me an actual hour of massage before the flip. Talked back and forth and just had a good time. Definitely would see again just for the massage alone LOL, I was exhausted and nearly fell asleep at one point when I asked about time. She said don't worry I have a timer and I'll take care of you. Got to the flip, was given permission to touch. Little man didn't want to play today from exhausting week or whatever but she gave it all she could (in hindsight knowing the menu is updated I wish there was a hint of that, but it is what it is). Gave her a tip and said don't worry as she seemed a little down about it. Said I had no regrets and would definitely be scheduling again. Give her a shot, she's a good one.
[QUOTE=GypseyDanger;5187561]Had the pleasure of seeing this lovely lady for a massage:
[URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/nude-massage-with-extras-avail/584823557402[/URL]
Although looks like she updated her ad since I saw her or I would have tried more, but alas I wasn't updated myself. I tried to set up a massage a few weeks prior but something came up and I had to cancel. Paid 1 for an hour massage and it was no joke. Absolutely melted on the table and even forgot about the ending to be honest. She is stunning, very perky and firm, just a great body with magic hands. I was incredibly impressed that I paid for an hour massage for her to give me an actual hour of massage before the flip. Talked back and forth and just had a good time. Definitely would see again just for the massage alone LOL, I was exhausted and nearly fell asleep at one point when I asked about time. She said don't worry I have a timer and I'll take care of you. Got to the flip, was given permission to touch. Little man didn't want to play today from exhausting week or whatever but she gave it all she could (in hindsight knowing the menu is updated I wish there was a hint of that, but it is what it is). Gave her a tip and said don't worry as she seemed a little down about it. Said I had no regrets and would definitely be scheduling again. Give her a shot, she's a good one.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review!! I was just checking this one out, and may have to give it a shot. $$ seems like a lot for a CBJ, but if the massage is as good as you say, then it should be worth it. Couple of questions:
1. Teasing: How much teasing was done during the massage, pre-flip? That's my favorite part, but if she's mostly legit I suppose there may be little to none.
2. Mutual Touch: Did you try any mutual touch? If so, what were the boundaries? Is it just light mutual touch, or do you think she'd be open to a respectful mutual massage, with some grazing around the "outside parts"? (another of my favorite things).
[QUOTE=ScallyWag2345;5186935]Anyone seen Lauren lately, if so is it worth a visit?
Scally.[/QUOTE]Scally,
Yes for Massage, Lauren is always worth a visit.
Been a while for me, but she was great, massage knowledgeable, patient, relaxing & sensual.
I never had a problem with her, even knowing that she was pre-surgical completion, going thru gender re-identification.
Was quite feminine. Give her much credit.
Someday will find her at her new prof location.
Thanks to the other massage fans, who have recently reviewed Lauren also.
Nice to know she's Keeping Up the Quality Experience.
Be Well & Safe, JJ.
[QUOTE=Efurufe;5188075]Thanks for the review!! I was just checking this one out, and may have to give it a shot. $$ seems like a lot for a CBJ, but if the massage is as good as you say, then it should be worth it. Couple of questions:
1. Teasing: How much teasing was done during the massage, pre-flip? That's my favorite part, but if she's mostly legit I suppose there may be little to none.
2. Mutual Touch: Did you try any mutual touch? If so, what were the boundaries? Is it just light mutual touch, or do you think she'd be open to a respectful mutual massage, with some grazing around the "outside parts"? (another of my favorite things).[/QUOTE]I just recently seen this beauty since she's updated her menu! As stated the massage alone is well worth it. Beautiful, tall w / long legs, nice smooth skin, perfect tits, great convo and personality. The newly offered CBJ finish is just a bonus. I'd say give it a try and see for yourself! That is all!
[QUOTE=MaxJulian2020;5188300]I just recently seen this beauty since she's updated her menu! As stated the massage alone is well worth it. Beautiful, tall w / long legs, nice smooth skin, perfect tits, great convo and personality. The newly offered CBJ finish is just a bonus. I'd say give it a try and see for yourself! That is all![/QUOTE]Thanks for the info on massage quality, looks, and personality, but if that is all then does that mean there's not much teasing or mutual body rubbing? As mentioned, those are the two things I'm interested in.
[QUOTE=Efurufe;5188865]Thanks for the info on massage quality, looks, and personality, but if that is all then does that mean there's not much teasing or mutual body rubbing? As mentioned, those are the two things I'm interested in.[/QUOTE]My apologies I was half asleep last night when I wrote that. Yes touching is allowed, I roamed around the garden she didn't seem to mind, I told her let me know if I was doing too much, she said it was ok. Squeezed the ass, played with the kitty, touched all over! She is very much so a flirt and a tease! Which is why I'm sure her regulars are now all excited about her new recently updated menu. Hey who know what the future holds for an even better updated menu. If you want more of mutual touch I'm sure she wouldn't mind. Sorry hope this helps!
[QUOTE=MaxJulian2020;5189726]My apologies I was half asleep last night when I wrote that. Yes touching is allowed, I roamed around the garden she didn't seem to mind, I told her let me know if I was doing too much, she said it was ok. Squeezed the ass, played with the kitty, touched all over! She is very much so a flirt and a tease! Which is why I'm sure her regulars are now all excited about her new recently updated menu. Hey who know what the future holds for an even better updated menu. If you want more of mutual touch I'm sure she wouldn't mind. Sorry hope this helps![/QUOTE]Anyone have any contact suggestions for her? Everytime I read a positive post I try again to no avail. I have tried various times, her ad numbers, old and new, crickets. Never has she ever responded to me. I'd love to meet her, but basically give up. If you don't answer, how do you get any clients? Thanks for any suggestions.
[QUOTE=LickinVag1984;5190518]Anyone have any contact suggestions for her? Everytime I read a positive post I try again to no avail. I have tried various times, her ad numbers, old and new, crickets. Never has she ever responded to me. I'd love to meet her, but basically give up. If you don't answer, how do you get any clients? Thanks for any suggestions.[/QUOTE]Yea msn she is usually pretty booked. The newest number is her line of contact. My best advice is just when you text be very clear on what you're looking for without using too much descriptive language not used in ad. Ie "looking to book hh nude massage. " I can't always book right away either, it's usually a task trying to do so. Good look bud!
[QUOTE=MaxJulian2020;5191636]Yea msn she is usually pretty booked. The newest number is her line of contact. My best advice is just when you text be very clear on what you're looking for without using too much descriptive language not used in ad. Ie "looking to book hh nude massage. " I can't always book right away either, it's usually a task trying to do so. Good look bud![/QUOTE]Thanks for info as I have never been able to get a hold of her, not even a hi. I tried your method of looking to book hh nude massage, still crickets. I'll keep trying hope it is worth it. Thanks for help, will report if I do see her.
[QUOTE=MaxJulian2020;5189726]My apologies I was half asleep last night when I wrote that. Yes touching is allowed, I roamed around the garden she didn't seem to mind, I told her let me know if I was doing too much, she said it was ok. Squeezed the ass, played with the kitty, touched all over! She is very much so a flirt and a tease! Which is why I'm sure her regulars are now all excited about her new recently updated menu. Hey who know what the future holds for an even better updated menu. If you want more of mutual touch I'm sure she wouldn't mind. Sorry hope this helps![/QUOTE]Thank you for the great follow up! That's just what I needed to hear.
Shelly apparently the new girl that replaced Sherry. Has anyone seen her yet?
[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5192549]Shelly apparently the new girl that replaced Sherry. Has anyone seen her yet?[/QUOTE]I thought her name was Shelly. Lulu is the other young one. Both late 20's.
Great massage but that is it. Now pm if you have more. Shelly tries to get you to stay and pay for more time.
[QUOTE=Efurufe;5192386]Thank you for the great follow up! That's just what I needed to hear.[/QUOTE]She's a getto chick. Very trashy. Big attitude problems! Will not go back.
[QUOTE=NecroChaos1;5113572]Agreed. I talked to CeCe last week. Cindy at Lotus had a family emergency and had to go back home. CeCe shut down her place for now to run Cindy's shop.[/QUOTE]They don't have a clue what an hour masssge is! One thing about Masssge works. They have timers. And even show you the time. They start it once your laying down when your girl starts massaging you.
[QUOTE=Electronman;5113224]
That said, MassageYes is correct that CeCe is working, at least part time, at Lotus. Another middle aged woman, Coco, is also working at Lotus. I was told that they will soon have some "new girls" working at Lotus, but I don't know any details or their schedule. Don't forget that the staffing seems to change frequently at nearly every AMP so is helpful to get frequent updates on the talent.[/QUOTE]I was there more then once. Anna new older Chinese 40's ok.
Coco wants a lot for he. Cece same. Wants a lot for just a he.
[QUOTE=MassageYes;5192918]She's a getto chick. Very trashy. Big attitude problems! Will not go back.[/QUOTE]I have had multiple massages with this one, and never, ever, has she given off any sort of impression of being "ghetto. " We've always had very intellectual and intelligent conversations. What's trashy about her? Usually takes attitude to get attitude, especially with this one. But hey, that's just my opinion and my experiences.
[QUOTE=MassageYes;5192912]I thought her name was Shelly. Lulu is the other young one. Both late 20's.
Great massage but that is it. Now pm if you have more. Shelly tries to get you to stay and pay for more time.[/QUOTE]I asked her to spell her name: Shelly. Like many Asians, her pronunciation of "R's" and "Ls" can be a bit confusing, so it sounded like "Sherry" initially.
I might have guessed a bit older, maybe 30's. Good massage, DIY encouraged.
How was Lulu?
[QUOTE=MaxJulian2020;5195157]I have had multiple massages with this one, and never, ever, has she given off any sort of impression of being "ghetto. " We've always had very intellectual and intelligent conversations. What's trashy about her? Usually takes attitude to get attitude, especially with this one. But hey, that's just my opinion and my experiences.[/QUOTE]Well have fun.
[QUOTE=Electronman;5197676]I asked her to spell her name: Shelly. Like many Asians, her pronunciation of "R's" and "Ls" can be a bit confusing, so it sounded like "Sherry" initially.
I might have guessed a bit older, maybe 30's. Good massage, DIY encouraged.
How was Lulu?[/QUOTE]They are big sexy tease! No touch. No happy!
Found this girl on seekingarrangement any info?
[URL]https://heavenlytouchparlor.setmore.com/[/URL]
[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5207356]Found this girl on seekingarrangement any info?
[URL]https://heavenlytouchparlor.setmore.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]Hey INaBJ pal.
This is simply the booking site for probably many different massage places.
This particular 1 you found, is for Lauren, of Recent Discussion Fame.
Read thru the recent chatter for fuller picture.
She is Great. Link Below.
You'll see the Heavenly Touch referred to at bottom of Post.
Be Safe & Enjoy, JJ.
[URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/licensed-massage-therapist-top/683245016955[/URL]
Lauren.
I saw her once. Did the diamond package, full hour nude, $120.
It may be a case of YMMV. My experience sure didn't live up to the hype I've read. Maybe it's because I don't normally go to massage parlors expecting more than a good massage. I thought why just get my back pain relieved, why not also get total relaxation. Next time I will go to a legitimate CMT, then go see an escort.
The good. A safe professional location which is well very decorated and furnished. She's attractive, good conversation, some roaming allowed, but very limited near kitty, some verbal teasing where she hints that more may be available.
The bad. On a scale of 10 the massage was a 3, even though she's supposedly a CMT. Almost no physical teasing. At the very end she performed HJ. HJ skills were ok, but she seemed very detached and mechanical. As for other extras she gave the old line "maybe when I get to know you better". I definitely wouldn't count on it. Besides, there won't be a next time, even if it were offered at half price. What a disappointment.
As always YMMV.
Men, Like many here in Kazoo / BC lately, I feel the provider market in general is lacking right now.
So when I need a lift, a sure & tested place for me, Has Always been Spring Spa AMP in BC.
Made a trip there, just a few days ago.
Altho, the women there are older & tend to very rarely change, I find them Reliable, Sweet, Professional, Sexy, Service Oriented & dedicated to a Clean, Safe Environment.
Maria, a former massage provider there, is now Playing Mamasan.
The 2 girls working currently (favs of mine) are Mija / aka Lucky & Lilly / aka Sunny.
I have personally Never Had a Bad Session with either one.
Most agree, altho we warn YMMV.
At the spas- esp at Spring, I feel that a Good Attitude will usually Get you a very Good Session.
The TS there is always a well done treat for me, as well as a winter hot sauna.
The last trip I was able to Enjoy Both Ladies (1 at a time switching off).
Left fully Relaxed & Fully Satisfied.
All for the standard $$ all in, discussed here in this thread often.
I have occasionally gone to Happy, as a change of pace & usually disappointed, ever since Sandy left there.
Be Safe, Well & Enjoy.
JJ / Jimmy.
[QUOTE=GypseyDanger;5187561]Had the pleasure of seeing this lovely lady for a massage:
[URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/nude-massage-with-extras-avail/584823557402[/URL]
Although looks like she updated her ad since I saw her or I would have tried more, but alas I wasn't updated myself. I tried to set up a massage a few weeks prior but something came up and I had to cancel. Paid 1 for an hour massage and it was no joke. Absolutely melted on the table and even forgot about the ending to be honest. She is stunning, very perky and firm, just a great body with magic hands. I was incredibly impressed that I paid for an hour massage for her to give me an actual hour of massage before the flip. Talked back and forth and just had a good time. Definitely would see again just for the massage alone LOL, I was exhausted and nearly fell asleep at one point when I asked about time. She said don't worry I have a timer and I'll take care of you. Got to the flip, was given permission to touch. Little man didn't want to play today from exhausting week or whatever but she gave it all she could (in hindsight knowing the menu is updated I wish there was a hint of that, but it is what it is). Gave her a tip and said don't worry as she seemed a little down about it. Said I had no regrets and would definitely be scheduling again. Give her a shot, she's a good one.[/QUOTE]Sorry to bother but the link is dead and was wondering if you could clarify who you're referring to? Please and thanks!
The posting shows young and sexy! The ad even says so!
I had time from a meeting cancel on my was to casino I thought well lower back sore if anything get a massage. Once again Asians always do the switch and bait! I'd say easily 50's!
No more for me.
Ok. I'm done! Last I checked 40 minutes isn't an hour.
They will lose Customers so fast they won't know what hit them!
Coco is the worse. She's burnt out and Tired. Cece 35 minutes maybe.
Then she starts complaining!
Sherry came back. Best massage in Kalamazoo if you are into the self serve. It's frustrating as this girl can raise the dead. But no happy. You just can't leave mad as it is such a good deep massage and she is so tiny and petite.