Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nats53;3930904]Its a DIY kinda place, good massage though.[/QUOTE]LOL okay thanks for the info.

[QUOTE=Brad226;3930858]Has anyone checked this place out?[/QUOTE]Been there a half dozen times or so; always positive results, some girls better than others. Never had to DIY.

[QUOTE=Brad226;3930858]Has anyone checked this place out?[/QUOTE]That place is a total waste of time and money. You may get some teasing but when you want to play the game they shut you down. They keep your number and text you for appointments, very annoying.

I haven't met this one yet but she's looking for some guys this morning before she leaves. She's in a motel in Rockville. Seniors hit me up for her number.

SR.

[QUOTE=ShadowRock;3937918]I haven't met this one yet but she's looking for some guys this morning before she leaves. She's in a motel in Rockville. Seniors hit me up for her number.

SR.[/QUOTE]She's sees people all around the area. I've never personally partaken but from what people say about her, she's batshit crazy. I spoke with her once and she kept insisting that I wasn't the ethnicity I said I was. Then she gave me sob stories about why she cares.

[QUOTE=Jinncent;3938012]She's sees people all around the area. I've never personally partaken but from what people say about her, she's batshit crazy. I spoke with her once and she kept insisting that I wasn't the ethnicity I said I was. Then she gave me sob stories about why she cares.[/QUOTE]She does seem a little crazy while I was texting her. She has no money and is living in her car. She needs money for a motel and wants someone to pay her in advance so she can shower and freshen up first. Who knows. I saw her ad on Switter. It was a boring rainy day yesterday so I texted with her for a few hours. Last thing she said she was going back to the Baltimore area.

[QUOTE=ShadowRock;3937918]I haven't met this one yet but she's looking for some guys this morning before she leaves. She's in a motel in Rockville. Seniors hit me up for her number.

SR.[/QUOTE]She's overpriced and limited HJ She has poor reviews all over this site.

It looks like about 4 of the Hungerford Dr. Townhouses are closed and vacant now. I just wish I knew where some of the women moved to. I went to one, had a great time, and thought I would get my own second opinion before reporting here. Well, it wasn't to be. Back to PG AMPs or try tysons.

[QUOTE=Jinncent;3938012]She's sees people all around the area. I've never personally partaken but from what people say about her, she's batshit crazy. I spoke with her once and she kept insisting that I wasn't the ethnicity I said I was. Then she gave me sob stories about why she cares.[/QUOTE]Yeah I can confirm she's crazy. Talked about her dogs nonstop, except for when she was complaining about her housemates and about not having a boyfriend. She never took anything off nor was there ever a hint of anything sensual. She is also much more overweight than in her pictures.

[QUOTE=Pathfinder04;3959792]Yeah I can confirm she's crazy. Talked about her dogs nonstop, except for when she was complaining about her housemates and about not having a boyfriend. She never took anything off nor was there ever a hint of anything sensual. She is also much more overweight than in her pictures.[/QUOTE]She's using the name Beth. Here's a recent discussion about her:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?8163-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=3956174&viewfull=1#post3956174[/URL]

And here's her current STG ad:

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/professional-therapeutic-massa/506319942191[/URL]

Of course, no way to know how long before she wears out her MI welcome. She may very well end up back here in the DMV.

Toftt buying a Groupon for D-l-why massage in downtown silver spring. Very attractive African American CM named Stephanie. Completely legit, not even a hint of something for future visits. Massage technique was very good except she seemed to be texting during session, so went from great to one hand periodically. I'll not repeat.

[QUOTE=Mrlefty;3886630]But, I have a UTR that does massage in her apartment, around Wheaton. Before she'd do just a manual release, but she's opened up, in select, proven cases, to a bit more of a menu. SENIORs message me and trade you the details. There's a code we have for people I pass onto her, so she's knows you're OK.[/QUOTE]Hello Mr lefty. I would be interested in meeting your Ute. I have an light UTR white girl that advertises legit massage but will provide HE if know or comes with a reference. I suspect your looking for UTR but hopefully this would work for you. Let me know your thoughts.

First there was Flint, then Detroit, then Flint again, and now this? Doesn't Michigan already have enough problems?

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;3960085]She's using the name Beth. Here's a recent discussion about her:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?8163-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=3956174&viewfull=1#post3956174[/URL]

And here's her current STG ad:

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/professional-therapeutic-massa/506319942191[/URL]

Of course, no way to know how long before she wears out her MI welcome. She may very well end up back here in the DMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pathfinder04;3959792]Yeah I can confirm she's crazy. Talked about her dogs nonstop, except for when she was complaining about her housemates and about not having a boyfriend. She never took anything off nor was there ever a hint of anything sensual. She is also much more overweight than in her pictures.[/QUOTE]

Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a UTR provider that is not included below (she has discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade it for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!

All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

Bethesda Holistic Center (4343 Montgomery) European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me — mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance.

Bethesda therapeutic massage center (4641 Montgomery) European spa just down the road from Holistic center in another office park building (basement suite. With a parking garage next door). IMO this one is hands down better than the holistic center. The providers are younger but still experienced. A little less roaming is allowed but they made up for it in their looks and massage / teasing abilities. Nikki is a blonde, mid 30's and probably a solid 8 in the real world (unbelievable body). Highly recommend her. Price was $. 20 plus tip.

Amma spa (4928st Elmo) European provider. Been two times and had two separate providers. The latest one was Lada who is a Ukrainian girl, low 40's, attractive with a nice body. Very small studio. Good massages both times but no hints for extras. Price was $.

Massage by Melissa (3315 ferndale) Independent Caucasian provider. Talented masseuse with strong hands. She is a bit skittish so you may need to see her more than once for HE. But that is all that is offered, no roaming etc. It's a good therapeutic massage in a residential neighborhood (Kensington). The reviews from others on here were mostly consistent with my experiences except that no gloves were involved for me (thank god). $. 60.

Hope you enjoyed my dreams.

Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a couple of UTR providers that are not included below (both have discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade them for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!

All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

Bethesda Holistic Center. European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me — mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance.

Bethesda therapeutic massage center. European spa just down the road from Holistic center in another office park building (basement suite. With a parking garage next door). IMO this one is hands down better than the holistic center. The providers are younger but still experienced. A little less roaming is allowed but they made up for it in their looks and massage / teasing abilities. Nikki is a blonde, mid 30's and probably a solid 8 in the real world (unbelievable body). Highly recommend her. Price was $. 20 plus tip.

Amma spa. European provider. Been two times and had two separate providers. The latest one was Lada who is a Ukrainian girl, low 40's, attractive with a nice body. Very small studio. Good massages both times but no hints for extras. Price was $.

Massage by Melissa. Independent Caucasian provider. Talented masseuse with strong hands. She is a bit skittish so you may need to see her more than once for HE. But that is all that is offered, no roaming etc. It's a good therapeutic massage in a residential neighborhood (Kensington). The reviews from others on here were mostly consistent with my experiences except that no gloves were involved for me (thank god).

Hope you enjoyed my dreams.

Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a couple of UTR providers that are not included below (both have discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade them for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!

All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

BHC. European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me — mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance.

BTC- European spa just down the road from BHC in another office park building (basement suite. With a parking garage next door). IMO this one is hands down better than the holistic center. The providers are younger but still experienced. A little less roaming is allowed but they made up for it in their looks and massage / teasing abilities. Nikki is a blonde, mid 30's and probably a solid 8 in the real world (unbelievable body). Highly recommend her. Price was $. 20 plus tip.

A spa. European provider. Been two times and had two separate providers. The latest one was Lada who is a Ukrainian girl, low 40's, attractive with a nice body. Very small studio. Good massages both times but no hints for extras. Price was $.

Melissa. Independent provider. Talented masseuse with strong hands. She is a bit skittish so you may need to see her more than once for HE. But that is all that is offered, no roaming etc. It's a good therapeutic massage in a residential neighborhood. The reviews from others on here were mostly consistent with my experiences except that no gloves were involved for me (thank god).

Hope you enjoyed my dreams.

[QUOTE=JMatthews41;3985967]Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a couple of UTR providers that are not included below (both have discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade them for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!

All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

BHC. European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance..[/QUOTE]There is currently a Groupon for BHC. Would it be worth purchasing and going? Or do you think I'd just get a legit massage?

[QUOTE=JamesRussells;3988247]There is currently a Groupon for BHC. Would it be worth purchasing and going? Or do you think I'd just get a legit massage?[/QUOTE]The groupon gets you a 100% legit massage. That said it was an amazing deal as long as you aren't looking for extras.

Has anyone recently been here? Advertised as a Latina joint in silver spring. Was wondering if it was worth a trip. I see they're now on rub maps but my subscription is out. Any help is appreciated thanks.

There was a new latina massage place that opened up earlier in the year and their place is located on Georgia Ave in Silver Spring. Near the beltway.

Most reports IIRC, are that the girls aren't that good looking and the extras cost a lot more than normal.

Give me the link on Rub Maps and I'll see If we're talking about the same people.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

[QUOTE=GoodTimes4034;3991923]Has anyone recently been here? Advertised as a Latina joint in silver spring. Was wondering if it was worth a trip. I see they're now on rub maps but my subscription is out. Any help is appreciated thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SuperJimmyC;3993575]There was a new latina massage place that opened up earlier in the year and their place is located on Georgia Ave in Silver Spring. Near the beltway.

Most reports IIRC, are that the girls aren't that good looking and the extras cost a lot more than normal.

Give me the link on Rub Maps and I'll see If we're talking about the same people.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.[/QUOTE]Yeah I would avoid that place. I only saw one provider. Wanted way more than she was worth and I walked out. I'm suprised if they are still open.

Place in Rockville very dimly lit seems promising. AMP offering Full Body Massage. Do have a Groupon available, so maybe no extras. May have to find out. $6 hr I believe.

[QUOTE=AnalLee;4011457]Place in Rockville very dimly lit seems promising. AMP offering Full Body Massage. Do have a Groupon available, so maybe no extras. May have to find out. $6 hr I believe.[/QUOTE]I didn't get anything when I tried it out. But it's been a while. Seemed like it could be, but it didn't happen.

AMMA used to provide great extras before their change in management. Their best providers moved to over spots such as BTC and some smaller locations in that area. That is why I try not to report much in MoCo. Uncles there read these boards.

Melissa will always be skittish. She dresses up nice though. I would only visit her went I am in need of a good massage. She does not seem to enjoy the extras the first few times that you meet her, and the extras does not get much better for some time.

BHC has a tall blonde with great hands and a wide menu, and a short, young dark-haired brunette that are pretty good. They can be flexible depending on their perception of you, but YMMV.

I have not been to BTC since BHC offers much more for the same price.

Thanks for the review JM41!

[QUOTE=JMatthews41;3985967]Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a couple of UTR providers that are not included below (both have discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade them for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!

All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

BHC. European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance.

BTC- European spa just down the road from BHC in another office park building (basement suite. With a parking garage next door). IMO this one is hands down better than the holistic center. The providers are younger but still experienced. A little less roaming is allowed but they made up for it in their looks and massage / teasing abilities. Nikki is a blonde, mid 30's and probably a solid 8 in the real world (unbelievable body). Highly recommend her. Price was $. 20 plus tip.

A spa. European provider. Been two times and had two separate providers. The latest one was Lada who is a Ukrainian girl, low 40's, attractive with a nice body. Very small studio. Good massages both times but no hints for extras. Price was $.

Melissa. Independent provider. Talented masseuse with strong hands. She is a bit skittish so you may need to see her more than once for HE. But that is all that is offered, no roaming etc. It's a good therapeutic massage in a residential neighborhood. The reviews from others on here were mostly consistent with my experiences except that no gloves were involved for me (thank god).

Hope you enjoyed my dreams.[/QUOTE]

T'is the season and since the holidays are upon us I guess it's time to be generous to the girls. We tip the maids, barbers, lawn guys, garbage and mailmen, so I guess we can't forget about the girls can we? I asked one that I see regularly what the largest tip was that she ever received. She told me a dude gave her 3 for Christmas. She said he has since moved away but dude, if you are out there, is that true? You set the bar kinda high. I believe in rewarding good performance but that's more than two month's pay in China. I do want to show my appreciation for her efforts though. She always greets me with a smile and we frequently run past the hour. And she is so grateful for whatever I give her. But I think she should be more than happy with a bit less. I figure double whatever you normally tip. Or lay low until February.

Does 'Luba' still give massages?

I was going through my old bookmarks and came across an old craigslist one marked 'Luba'. Of course, it had expired so I couldn't see the contents of the link but I do remember wanting to go see her. I never did.

I live across the river but will soon have a few days off. Thought I might take the drive one day.

Anyone have her number or recent info from somewhere else?

Yes, she does. She is very nice, and usually quite chatty. She is a heavyset older Russian lady. If that is okay, she gives a nice massage. This is her current ad (remove spaces): https: www. Eroticmonkey. Ch / mariana-escort-downtown-and-surrounding-46220.

[QUOTE=Skooby;4057712]Does 'Luba' still give massages?

I was going through my old bookmarks and came across an old craigslist one marked 'Luba'. Of course, it had expired so I couldn't see the contents of the link but I do remember wanting to go see her. I never did.

I live across the river but will soon have a few days off. Thought I might take the drive one day.

Anyone have her number or recent info from somewhere else?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AngleOfRepose;4058042]Yes, she does. She is very nice, and usually quite chatty. She is a heavyset older Russian lady. If that is okay, she gives a nice massage. This is her current ad (remove spaces): https: www. Eroticmonkey. Ch / mariana-escort-downtown-and-surrounding-46220.[/QUOTE]Thanks! I'll check it out.

I had the pleasure of her company years ago and found her very friendly and cooperative. But I did not go back.

[QUOTE=Skooby;4058138]Thanks! I'll check it out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AngleOfRepose;4058042]Yes, she does. She is very nice, and usually quite chatty. She is a heavyset older Russian lady. If that is okay, she gives a nice massage. This is her current ad (remove spaces): https: www. Eroticmonkey. Ch / mariana-escort-downtown-and-surrounding-46220.[/QUOTE]Luba is Ukrainian, not Russian. I saw her years ago and never got anything more than a HJ during my visits with her. Others who've seen her much more recently have similar reports. There should be plenty of info available in the Montgomery County forums. Keep in mind that she's now in her 50's; she was already a MILF when I first visited her about 20 years ago.

I think she was kinder and gentler with me years ago.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;4058886]Luba is Ukrainian, not Russian. I saw her years ago and never got anything more than a HJ during my visits with her. Others who've seen her much more recently have similar reports. There should be plenty of info available in the Montgomery County forums. Keep in mind that she's now in her 50's; she was already a MILF when I first visited her about 20 years ago.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Climaxxxx;4055572] I figure double whatever you normally tip. Or lay low until February.[/QUOTE]If she's a regular for me. Then I'd give her a little more. BUT, if its my first time visiting her, I'd skip the extra payment. Just MHO.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;4058886]... I first visited her about 20 years ago.[/QUOTE]Does anyone remember her at H&H? That was when she first got here. She was skinny then, but still had them big ol' knockers.

[QUOTE=Ixxon;4059015]I think she was kinder and gentler with me years ago.[/QUOTE]She is in her early 40's not 50's. We spoke about that last week when I saw her. She has lost weight, but still has those wonderful breasts.

[QUOTE=Mrlefty;4059320]Does anyone remember her at H&H? That was when she first got here. She was skinny then, but still had them big ol' knockers.[/QUOTE]I first met Luba at Sense of Europe in Silver Spring. I visited H&H a number of times back in the day but never encountered Luba there. However, I saw another Ukrainian gal who, unlike Luba, enthusiastically offered me FS on several occasions. I don't remember her name.

Luba was on the heavy side by the time I stopped seeing her, although what annoyed me the most was her constantly talking on her cell phone while working on me. Her attitude also began to go downhill. Of course, that was also around the time Montgomery County was heavily cracking down on mongers and providers. I last saw Luba about 15 years ago and hope for her sake that things have changed for the better.

Since we are reminiscing, I remember a white lady named Virginia at H&H about 25 years ago and a lively little Pilipino girl. They were great company. I visited AMMA in Bethesda about 20 years ago and weeks later I'm walking across St Elmo with friends and the old French chick is standing outside staring at me crossly like she wants to out me. Avoided the area after that. Next-door was a beauty parlor where a heavyset Asian would give massages and much more in the back. You would have to do the walk of shame by all the ladies getting haircuts to get there. Climaxxxx, here's what you do about tipping. Take all of your wife's jewelry and put it in a bag. Then give it to the girl along with your kid's favorite toy. Seriously, people are usually strapped this time of year bro. Take the money and buy yourself 6 bottles of Cab from Napa or a bottle of Blue Label.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;4060049]I first met Luba at Sense of Europe in Silver Spring. I visited H&H a number of times back in the day but never encountered Luba there. However, I saw another Ukrainian gal who, unlike Luba, enthusiastically offered me FS on several occasions. I don't remember her name.

Luba was on the heavy side by the time I stopped seeing her, although what annoyed me the most was her constantly talking on her cell phone while working on me. Her attitude also began to go downhill. Of course, that was also around the time Montgomery County was heavily cracking down on mongers and providers. I last saw Luba about 15 years ago and hope for her sake that things have changed for the better.[/QUOTE]I saw her last year and I must say that her massage skills are top notch. She will give a very good massage. Now I don't find her attractive at all so that is a big minus but she will pull out her breasts for you to touch them and she does give a slow sensual HJ release that is very good too. I haven't seen her again because I just don't find her attractive but for a great massage and manual release, she does a good job.

[QUOTE=Mayhem101;4060466]I haven't seen her again because I just don't find her attractive but for a great massage and manual release, she does a good job.[/QUOTE]So, I typically do a half hour, and the usual other stuff. Last time, I gave her $. 2 and she said she gets more than that. So, that's why I started opting to other things.

Have you heard about Monger M. D. He parades around the spas dressed in scrubs and stethoscope impersonating a doctor. Except of course real doctors don't walk around in public with stethoscopes around their necks. LOL. And he has had some success according to his former "patients". Not hard to fool spa chicks I guess. Lame. But funny.

What, no white coat? Yeah I heard about him. The phony doctor gets around. He's probably a nurse practitioner. No real doctor is hanging around these rats nests. I wonder where he learned Chinese medicine. They say his mini MD qualifies as a suppository. Someone said he likes to discuss matrimony. He's the love doctor. A real "operator". But whatever works. I know some pretend to be gentlemen. LOL.

[QUOTE=Climaxxxx;4071042]Have you heard about Monger M. D. He parades around the spas dressed in scrubs and stethoscope impersonating a doctor. Except of course real doctors don't walk around in public with stethoscopes around their necks. LOL. And he has had some success according to his former "patients". Not hard to fool spa chicks I guess. Lame. But funny.[/QUOTE]