Tips, Tricks, Arguing, and Bullshit

[QUOTE=ArtWater;3169386]GREAT topic and question, I've seen that one, too. Another of my favorites are, "Last chance! Get it while you can!" One of my favorites tried that bullshit with me once, said she got a house in WV and was moving the next weekend. Worked but didn't work -- I thought, damn I wish I could see her, but I had other commitments and couldn't do it. The next week? She shows up on BP again. And the next week. And there are others who seem to be milking it there: Mila, and now Michelle.

Oh, and then there was that other one, "Outcall Guarantee -- I'll get to you fast!" She freakin' "fell asleep" and no showed, but texted me 3 hours later. Thought to ask what the guarantee was, but didn't bother. I'm sure I can think of more.[/QUOTE][URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-nikki-back-down/33194952[/URL]

She's going to "sever" you.

Does anyone remember John Bobbitt? The thought makes me shrivel.

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She's going to "sever" you.

Does anyone remember John Bobbitt? The thought makes me shrivel.[/QUOTE]"Like Burger King"? Hahaha!

[QUOTE=ArtWater;3169386]GREAT topic and question, I've seen that one, too. Another of my favorites are, "Last chance! Get it while you can!" One of my favorites tried that bullshit with me once, said she got a house in WV and was moving the next weekend. Worked but didn't work -- I thought, damn I wish I could see her, but I had other commitments and couldn't do it. The next week? She shows up on BP again. And the next week. And there are others who seem to be milking it there: Mila, and now Michelle.

Oh, and then there was that other one, "Outcall Guarantee -- I'll get to you fast!" She freakin' "fell asleep" and no showed, but texted me 3 hours later. Thought to ask what the guarantee was, but didn't bother. I'm sure I can think of more.[/QUOTE]Or the classic you'll leave wanting more. No thanks, I want to leave exhausted, satisfied, and slightly dehydrated.

[QUOTE=TravelerTwo;3171567]Or the classic you'll leave wanting more. No thanks, I want to leave exhausted, satisfied, and slightly dehydrated.[/QUOTE]The tag-line that I find really strange is "Treat you like the king that you are."

First of all, I'm not a king. Not literally, not figuratively.

Second, I don't want to be treated like a king. Kings have to act with a certain decorum in public, go to international funerals, make public policy decisions, be exposed to scrutiny by the populace and the media. No, I don't want to be king or treated like one. I just want a sexy escort to fuck my brains out.

There was someone several years ago that made the comment of anytime an ad says the girl is a "bombshell" that usually they're not. Since I've been reading BP I've found that it's true everytime.

[QUOTE=MidwestDude;3171923]There was someone several years ago that made the comment of anytime an ad says the girl is a "bombshell" that usually they're not. Since I've been reading BP I've found that it's true everytime.[/QUOTE]I personally stay away from royalty. Princess, queen, and godess too.

Guys. I haven't posted in a long time. For those of you who may remember, I tried to save "one". Long story short, I get in to relationships with people who "need me". The girl I tried to "save" I haven't seen for a long time. I realized she didn't care for me. That being said, she is super sweet as many have mentioned. FYI she was recently detained and will hopefully be unavailable for about a year. Maybe, you never know. At least her family is hoping. I'm not there for her any longer. I may be in the future, who knows. So I got involved with another. Not a SW but a user. Higher functioning. Actually worked a job. Saw her od tonight. Wow. Life changer. First she nodded off, then went in to convulsions. I held her head through this. Then, gone. Lips blue then her face. No breath in her. At my home. I was freaking so bad I had a hard time dialing 911, which I did asap. I gave her mouth to mouth. I was sure she was going to die. Thank God she did. So, here is my advice. Donto ever let anyone do it in front of you, in your cat, hotel room, or home. If you are stupid enough to do so, have some narcan on you. It can take several doses if the od is bad enough. Wow. Never again. You do not want to see this with your own 2 eyes. If she had been with 'dopers" she probably wouldn't have made it as she told me before about some od's and the last thing done in that world is call for help.

[QUOTE=JohnHigginBoth;3172388]Guys. I haven't posted in a long time. For those of you who may remember, I tried to save "one". Long story short, I get in to relationships with people who "need me". The girl I tried to "save" I haven't seen for a long time. I realized she didn't care for me. That being said, she is super sweet as many have mentioned. FYI she was recently detained and will hopefully be unavailable for about a year. Maybe, you never know. At least her family is hoping. I'm not there for her any longer. I may be in the future, who knows. So I got involved with another. Not a SW but a user. Higher functioning. Actually worked a job. Saw her od tonight. Wow. Life changer. First she nodded off, then went in to convulsions. I held her head through this. Then, gone. Lips blue then her face. No breath in her. At my home. I was freaking so bad I had a hard time dialing 911, which I did asap. I gave her mouth to mouth. I was sure she was going to die. Thank God she did. So, here is my advice. Donto ever let anyone do it in front of you, in your cat, hotel room, or home. If you are stupid enough to do so, have some narcan on you. It can take several doses if the od is bad enough. Wow. Never again. You do not want to see this with your own 2 eyes. If she had been with 'dopers" she probably wouldn't have made it as she told me before about some od's and the last thing done in that world is call for help.[/QUOTE]I've caught a couple doing it in the bathroom of my hotel. Not only do I ask them to leave immediately but I never see them again. That is my biggest fear.

Sorry things didn't work out for you with Anna, I tried to warn you. I went through it before with someone I was in an actual relationship with.

[QUOTE=GentleGiant43;3172742]I've caught a couple doing it in the bathroom of my hotel. Not only do I ask them to leave immediately but I never see them again. That is my biggest fear.

Sorry things didn't work out for you with Anna, I tried to warn you. I went through it before with someone I was in an actual relationship with.[/QUOTE]Just curious, has anyone bought narcan over the counter and how much did it cost?

Just seems like it would be a good thing to have.

[QUOTE=TravelerTwo;3172968]Just curious, has anyone bought narcan over the counter and how much did it cost?

Just seems like it would be a good thing to have.[/QUOTE]It's not an over the counter type thing. They recently had to change the law to let health care extenders have it and are trying to allow docs to give it to addicts families to have at home. Best advice is to steer very very clear of anyone using actively because they will eventually end up needing it.

Looks like you can get it over the counter at CVS in Ohio for about 36 bucks with a coupon from goodrx.

[QUOTE=Marsh99;3173306]It's not an over the counter type thing. They recently had to change the law to let health care extenders have it and are trying to allow docs to give it to addicts families to have at home. Best advice is to steer very very clear of anyone using actively because they will eventually end up needing it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnHigginBoth;3173328]Looks like you can get it over the counter at CVS in Ohio for about 36 bucks with a coupon from goodrx.[/QUOTE]Check the local health department. I know my local one advertised they were giving it away for free.

Well, a pic. Wonder if she kisses?

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First, she misspelled "cuckold".

Second, it's not a compliment.

Third, a woman can't even be one, by the standard definition.

[QUOTE=Zeerfdog;3173788]Well, a pic. Wonder if she kisses?

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/jasmine-night-xoxo-80-half-hour-incall-special-614-210-3012/31780682[/URL][/QUOTE]Beautiful make up job. I wonder if creampie is available?

Dear lord, that's a real hog. What exactly is the cut-off forr BBW VS obese? I'm scared.

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001;3174054]Beautiful make up job. I wonder if creampie is available?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Marsh99;3173306]It's not an over the counter type thing. They recently had to change the law to let health care extenders have it and are trying to allow docs to give it to addicts families to have at home. Best advice is to steer very very clear of anyone using actively because they will eventually end up needing it.[/QUOTE]Yes, it [B]is[/B] OTC in Ohio. WTF is a health care "extender"? Might want to try a little coffee before hitting the keyboard.

[QUOTE=Bowtie;3174076]Dear lord, that's a real hog. What exactly is the cut-off forr BBW VS obese? I'm scared.[/QUOTE]Ad says SSBBW. The SS stands for super sized. Truth in advertising at least.

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Who knows whether this is true. . . ?

Maybe just a disgruntled tenant.

All I know is, I'm not going there any time soon, if ever.

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Who knows whether this is true. . . ?

Maybe just a disgruntled tenant.

All I know is, I'm not going there any time soon, if ever.[/QUOTE]Same spot where I was busted almost 2 years ago this February. I'm retired and not missing it one bit.

[QUOTE=Zeerfdog;3173788]Well, a pic. Wonder if she kisses?

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/jasmine-night-xoxo-80-half-hour-incall-special-614-210-3012/31780682[/URL][/QUOTE]Found her profile on the POF dating site, says she's 37, single, looking for someone to marry, has an associate's degree, and her occupation is listed as madam.

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Tattoos are different. If you're going to steal fotos of a sexy girl off the internet, at least use the same person.

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Tattoos are different. If you're going to steal fotos of a sexy girl off the internet, at least use the same person.[/QUOTE]Nice eye Folkart. I personally feel girls without face pics or who doesn't send pics when requested if they are not posted on the ad are totally scam.

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Tattoos are different. If you're going to steal fotos of a sexy girl off the internet, at least use the same person.[/QUOTE]Looks legit. Well as far as the fotos. Necklace match. Lion tats on left leg. And match undies on different pics for continuity. Stars could be new. Bait and switch?? Meh. Not passing my sniff test.

[QUOTE=Redemption45;3179873]Same spot where I was busted almost 2 years ago this February. I'm retired and not missing it one bit.[/QUOTE]Things have changed so much, its best to retire, go exclusively UTR, find a round the way civilian or wisely street shop. The drug game is making the providers more reckless, they will walk you into a nest of trouble and not bat an eye. I cancelled on someone several months ago because they had me driving around like a stooge. Plus, have you noticed all of the ads are the same now? Asians, too good to be true blondes, young black ladies in the same pose talking the same shit on the posts; all the iPhone emoticons; 100 ss, 140 hh, its all going downhill fast. I said this a long time ago, time to get back to having a drink or two, banging someone out and rolling. Responding to these ads are more dangerous than what they ever have been.

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I'm baffled. Does any one know what " cameper choices " are?

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I'm baffled. Does any one know what " cameper choices " are?[/QUOTE]I'm confused as well unless I'm not up on the new terminology being used these days.

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So many things are wrong with this ad, it's a challenge to think where to begin.

1. If she's 100 hundred pounds, mathematically she's 10,000 lbs, which would make her ultra bbw. Yet she claims to be petite. Go "figure". LOL.

2. It not clear to me if this sentence is actually written in English. "My magical fairy gift (Humany'all) pretzel (picture are available to will donuations men my be. " Huh?!

3. The blurred fotos and hiding her face (to protect her pristine public image?) combined with the shot of the camera person (Male? Female?) solidly situated in the foto.

And there's much more, sadly.

I love this time of the year. It brings the civilians into the game. It's Wednesday and I've had two so far this week. And both were 100% believable first timers. Monday was a MILF that was all about coming over and satisfying. One tonight was a college girl and very awkward. That is until things started moving along. Then the menu was wide open, Russian, Greek, bb, everything I wanted but she did say no watersports. And under a Franklin.

Anyone else finding some first timers?

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Jersey is back. She's been posting for about a week. And already she's "lost her phone". Again.

When contacting these females, does anyone else get requests for their pic? This has happened to me three times over the last two weeks.

[QUOTE=MidwestDude;3195130]When contacting these females, does anyone else get requests for their pic? This has happened to me three times over the last two weeks.[/QUOTE]Many girls ask me for pics and I just say no and usually they still see me. I would never send my pic to any provider ever. Just not smart to have your pics out there.

[QUOTE=Twisted36;3195215]Many girls ask me for pics and I just say no and usually they still see me. I would never send my pic to any provider ever. Just not smart to have your pics out there.[/QUOTE]I don't and would never send them. After looking at some of the texts, they usually ask for pics after I ask if they see AA (sometimes the ad says why / and but I like to be sure anyway).

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So many things are wrong with this ad, it's a challenge to think where to begin.

1. If she's 100 hundred pounds, mathematically she's 10,000 lbs, which would make her ultra bbw. Yet she claims to be petite. Go "figure". LOL.

2. It not clear to me if this sentence is actually written in English. "My magical fairy gift (Humany'all) pretzel (picture are available to will donuations men my be. " Huh?!

3. The blurred fotos and hiding her face (to protect her pristine public image?) combined with the shot of the camera person (Male? Female?) solidly situated in the foto.

And there's much more, sadly.[/QUOTE]In the one pic it looks like she is holding a syringe. It's probably a cigarette, but still. She is so thin, H is a definite consideration.

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Two bad birches.

Too bad.

Has anyone traveled to monger?. I have been to Toronto, and experienced paradise. AMP's very nice, Asian, Korean, Chinese, you name it, Toronto had it. The companions were model material, every ethnic background you could imagine. I had wonderful dreams of, Latina, Vietnamese, Swedish. Was like a kid in a candy store. Don't forget about the currency exchange rate, which USA dollar is stronger than Canadian dollar. So I got the best bang for my buck.

So this year I plan on going to some place warm,. Chica, beach, beer. I've looked into the Bahamas, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, all of these places had sex resorts. Which include everything.

I was just curious if anybody has been to one of these resorts? Sorry if I posted this in the wrong section.

[QUOTE=Smokey560;3217272]Has anyone traveled to monger?. I have been to Toronto, and experienced paradise. AMP's very nice, Asian, Korean, Chinese, you name it, Toronto had it. The companions were model material, every ethnic background you could imagine. I had wonderful dreams of, Latina, Vietnamese, Swedish. Was like a kid in a candy store. Don't forget about the currency exchange rate, which USA dollar is stronger than Canadian dollar. So I got the best bang for my buck.

So this year I plan on going to some place warm,. Chica, beach, beer. I've looked into the Bahamas, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, all of these places had sex resorts. Which include everything.

I was just curious if anybody has been to one of these resorts? Sorry if I posted this in the wrong section.[/QUOTE]That sounds super nice, I was actually thinking along the same lines this winter, already traveling south a couple times to see some companions I know. I don't have any experience with what you're talking about, but I'm very interested. Would love to hear how it goes.

[QUOTE=ArtWater;3218064]That sounds super nice, I was actually thinking along the same lines this winter, already traveling south a couple times to see some companions I know. I don't have any experience with what you're talking about, but I'm very interested. Would love to hear how it goes.[/QUOTE]Just return from the DR.

Car washes there are basically ho houses.

Drive up get your car washed and pick one.

[QUOTE=Smokey560;3217272]Has anyone traveled to monger?. I have been to Toronto, and experienced paradise. AMP's very nice, Asian, Korean, Chinese, you name it, Toronto had it. The companions were model material, every ethnic background you could imagine. I had wonderful dreams of, Latina, Vietnamese, Swedish. Was like a kid in a candy store. Don't forget about the currency exchange rate, which USA dollar is stronger than Canadian dollar. So I got the best bang for my buck.

So this year I plan on going to some place warm,. Chica, beach, beer. I've looked into the Bahamas, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, all of these places had sex resorts. Which include everything.

I was just curious if anybody has been to one of these resorts? Sorry if I posted this in the wrong section.[/QUOTE]

I used to travel the Toronto area and yes, you are absolutely right. Many of the girls who work the massage places are very attractive. A lot of very attractive women in general in Toronto. Not many big assed girls up there. I am not sure, but I think a HJ might be legal in the parlors? They are very clean and some have showers in the massage rooms so you can wash off the oil. I don't think you can get full service in any of them but I had a Black masseuse crawl on top of me and ask me to lick her kitty in a parlor in Brampton. I also got an unsolicited prostate exam from another girl. The escorts are exceptionally attractive too, as nice as I have seen anywhere in the US for the price, which was around 200/ hr about 6 yrs ago. I also noticed that the girls in the strip clubs up there were not that good looking. I assumed it was because all the hot girls are making good money in the parlors. It's a relatively short, inexpensive flight. As far as the sex resorts, I have never been but I have heard the Viking Resort in the DR is worth it.

[QUOTE=ArtWater;3218064]That sounds super nice, I was actually thinking along the same lines this winter, already traveling south a couple times to see some companions I know. I don't have any experience with what you're talking about, but I'm very interested. Would love to hear how it goes.[/QUOTE]I narrowed my trip down to the Dominican Republic. I found its a mongers paradise. Our currency converts to $1 US dollar=$40-45 Dominican peso. Mongering is legal. Airfare ranges from $800-900.

I found a great forum with lots of great people, and plenty of answers to all my questions.

[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]The resort is called blackbeards, it's in a gated safe community, 3 minutes from beach. 10-12 Chicas working day shift,20-25 at night. Price is $40 for one or two hours with your Chica of choice. They have events daily, and nightly. Bikini contest, Madi Gras night, etc.

Go to BlackBeards website to sign up for there newsletter, they will send photos of Chicas they have working there, and info about resort. Actually it's the only email I look forward to reading every month.

Feel free to message me if you have any questions. Monger safe my friends.

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