Report on Courtney Cumms at Icon and visit to the Vue
This is a review of Icon and the Vue.
We went to Icon to watch Courtney Cumms. The place is well set up, the bathroom is clean, but some imbecile punched in the door, so there are two fist sized holes in it. Management, please put a real door there, so the imbecile can break his hand next time and not your door. Icon gets some things right; a bucket of Corona for twelve bucks? Yes, please. I'll take two. No cover for couples and the military, yes please again.
Regrettably, they get the important stuff wrong. The girls, jefe, the girls! They range from, 'love to stick my dick in,' aka, Breezy, to What the Hell is She Thinking. I realize that we're in the middle of east bumfuck, but come on guys, hire some hotter chicks and ask them to be friendlier. The same goes for the waitresses. Ask them to smile, even if they have to fake it. So, we stayed for Courtney and left unimpressed: Breezy was hotter and a better dancer. Waiting for Courtney to finally come on stage, an hour and a half late, BTW, we watched the same three chicks over and over. Side note to all the imbeciles who want to "make it rain"; no one is impressed and let's face it, if you had that kind of money, you wouldn't need to be trying to impress a porn star or stripper; you'd have one on your arm already. Seriously, there was a guy with no front teeth making it rain over here. Dude, seriously, let's have a drought so you can buy some fucking choppers.
So we left and went to the Vue.
That club gets a lot of things wrong, but the important things right. The girls are many and hot. They love making everyone feel like junior gynecologists, especially my wife. The girls are friendly and engaging, as was our the wait staff. They are even friendlier with each other; there were several impromptu lesbian shows when one stripper went up to tip another. A big shout out to Valerie, she is one of the best. Invest in a private dance with her; she's smoking hot. So, that's about it. I highly recommend the Vue, but my wife and I still don't like Icon and really the difference is the amount of girls, their attractiveness and their attitude. Until that changes, there is no reason for us to go back to Icon.