Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=NiceChicaGaGuy;2884300]Went to Playpen last night, purely for old time's sake, knowing full well how crappy it was these days. As soon as I came in I was accosted by a heavy young lady. Nice legs, though, and a not unattractive face. Bought a drink and a few dances. Again, the dances were better than I expected, but the bar wasn't set very high in the first place. No mention of the VIP electrical / junk closet. Midway through my last dance the owner came in, reeling drunk, and proceeded to get into a loud argument with the female bartender, who eventually threw her keys at him and stormed out of the bar. That's pretty much when I left too. I remember having some fun times there, say, twenty years ago. As Thomas Wolfe said, you can't go home again.[/QUOTE]I thought that Playpen was done with dances. If they are back in the dance business, what are the hours and days?

[QUOTE=SouthSideRed;2884858]I thought that Playpen was done with dances. If they are back in the dance business, what are the hours and days?[/QUOTE]They're not exactly in the dance business. If you come in at the right time in the evening, you'll find a couple of rode-hard-put-up-wet girls sexily attired in jeans / sweats and flip-flops who will take you in the corner and dance if you tip the bartender and, of course, pay them twenty per dance (negotiable). There is a utility closet that has been said to be available, but it wasn't offered to me, nor would I have taken it. The negative of the place is that it's sleazy, which is also the positive. For my part, that's my last journey there.

So the ole lady was away for the week so Saturday I toured the Lingerie Bars. Think I tried them all. My first stop was around 6 pm at Louie D's.

Louie D's 6 pm.

This place was great. About 10 girls on hand nice mix. 4 latinas 3 white 2 black. Mari was my favorite girl. She does a fantastic dance which are only $10. Worth every penny. Can't remember names but the others were lame as hell by comparison. Everything was very nice up until something went down and someone was asked to leave. Not sure what happen but one of the white girls Sharon got into the mix and started cussing and throwing drinks at the offender. So I finished my beer and left.

Playpen 8 pm.

This place was dead as a door knob. Some nasty gal came at me asking to massage me. I declined and left after a beer.

Carls 815.

Nicer place but girls were just chit chatting at the bar so I left.

Bobby D's 830.

Ok place some nicer looking girls but more expensive dances $15. Had a nice looking blond but she was drink and dance was lame.

J's Bar 930.

Place is a tic higher than Play Pen. Not by much. Kinda ghetto like playpen. Most of the girls here seemed drunk. Had a dance with a drunken white girl. Not as lame as Bobby Ds.

So for grindage and value along with astetics. Louie Ds is on point. Does anyone know where else Mari works. She mentioned she left at 10 for another bar.

[QUOTE=Silvio;2892536]So the ole lady was away for the week so Saturday I toured the Lingerie Bars. Think I tried them all. My first stop was around 6 pm at Louie D's.

Louie D's 6 pm.

This place was great. About 10 girls on hand nice mix. 4 latinas 3 white 2 black. Mari was my favorite girl. She does a fantastic dance which are only $10. Worth every penny. Can't remember names but the others were lame as hell by comparison. Everything was very nice up until something went down and someone was asked to leave. Not sure what happen but one of the white girls Sharon got into the mix and started cussing and throwing drinks at the offender. So I finished my beer and left.

Playpen 8 pm.

This place was dead as a door knob. Some nasty gal came at me asking to massage me. I declined and left after a beer.

Carls 815.

Nicer place but girls were just chit chatting at the bar so I left.

Bobby D's 830.

Ok place some nicer looking girls but more expensive dances $15. Had a nice looking blond but she was drink and dance was lame.

J's Bar 930.

Place is a tic higher than Play Pen. Not by much. Kinda ghetto like playpen. Most of the girls here seemed drunk. Had a dance with a drunken white girl. Not as lame as Bobby Ds.

So for grindage and value along with astetics. Louie Ds is on point. Does anyone know where else Mari works. She mentioned she left at 10 for another bar.[/QUOTE]The thing that I can't figure out at these places is, what makes these girls all massage therapists? If I'm paying a dancer for something, I want her in front of me grinding on me not behind me rubbing my shoulders. This is becoming way too common at the bars. When Valerie still worked at Bobby's she would sit in the chair behind you and give you a massage that way, it seemed kind of hot.

I was on Mannheim rd. Yesterday, Monday and decided to do some recon. There were 2 SW just North of armitage. 1 BSW older thin and not so good looking. At the time I saw her, standing on the side walk, I also saw a younger thin WSW. Headed south.
Neither looked to be worth stopping for. I continued to Jays bar for a beer and to look around. To my delight, Essence was there. She is a tall AA dancer who always is in a happy mood, and gives GR8 dances. Had 2 with her and left. There were 4 dancers all together about 1:30. From there I went to Bobbys. 4 dancers there including Inga. She told me she works Mon and Thur. 2 dances with her also. Always worth it.

[QUOTE=Ohboy;2899828]I was on Mannheim rd. Yesterday, Monday and decided to do some recon. There were 2 SW just North of armitage. 1 BSW older thin and not so good looking. At the time I saw her, standing on the side walk, I also saw a younger thin WSW. Headed south.
Neither looked to be worth stopping for. I continued to Jays bar for a beer and to look around. To my delight, Essence was there. She is a tall AA dancer who always is in a happy mood, and gives GR8 dances. Had 2 with her and left. There were 4 dancers all together about 1:30. From there I went to Bobbys. 4 dancers there including Inga. She told me she works Mon and Thur. 2 dances with her also. Always worth it.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the error, I saw Eva at Bobby's.

[QUOTE=Ohboy;2899828]I was on Mannheim rd. Yesterday, Monday and decided to do some recon. There were 2 SW just North of armitage. 1 BSW older thin and not so good looking. At the time I saw her, standing on the side walk, I also saw a younger thin WSW. Headed south.
Neither looked to be worth stopping for. I continued to Jays bar for a beer and to look around. To my delight, Essence was there. She is a tall AA dancer who always is in a happy mood, and gives GR8 dances. Had 2 with her and left. There were 4 dancers all together about 1:30. From there I went to Bobbys. 4 dancers there including Inga. She told me she works Mon and Thur. 2 dances with her also. Always worth it.[/QUOTE]I have actually met up with that WSW not on Monday but before. Not that bad looking, decent body but her attitude sucks and not in the good way.

Essence showed me a video of her squirting five minutes after meeting her, didn't get a dance though.

[QUOTE=Ohboy;2899828]I was on Mannheim rd. Yesterday, Monday and decided to do some recon. There were 2 SW just North of armitage. 1 BSW older thin and not so good looking. At the time I saw her, standing on the side walk, I also saw a younger thin WSW. Headed south.
Neither looked to be worth stopping for. I continued to Jays bar for a beer and to look around. To my delight, Essence was there. She is a tall AA dancer who always is in a happy mood, and gives GR8 dances. Had 2 with her and left. There were 4 dancers all together about 1:30. From there I went to Bobbys. 4 dancers there including Inga. She told me she works Mon and Thur. 2 dances with her also. Always worth it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ohboy;2901055]Sorry for the error, I saw Eva at Bobby's.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the correction, you probably had a lot of guys (including me) excited that Inga was back. Eva is the last of the Euro Babes that gave some great dances. I always get dances from Eva if I do see her at the bar.

I live less than 10 miles away from J's bar and I would like to check it out sometime soon.

To those that have had a good time there, what is the best day / time to go from your experience where there aren't too many customers and there are some decent dancers working?

I'm aware that the Melrose / Stone Park places are mostly hit or miss but in general, what is the best day / time to go?

Stopped in on Sunday hoping for a decent grind after visiting up the street where it was a ghost town. Decent crowd for a afternoon and spotted Tina who has become my go to dancer for good dance. She was bouncing from chair to chair and then simply disappeared from sight. I figured I would hang around until she came back to the bar, nope. There was another older white dancer, blond hair, and a tiny bit larger who sat down next to me and was very aggressive about getting a dance from her. The pre dance sales pitch seemed okay so I headed back to the corner for a dance. The first few seconds of the dance indicated that it was going to be a great dance, but soon fizzled out and just became a ass rub on my leg. Seeing that there was no fun to be had here, just got up and left.

[QUOTE=SouthSideRed;2938465]Stopped in on Sunday hoping for a decent grind after visiting up the street where it was a ghost town. Decent crowd for a afternoon and spotted Tina who has become my go to dancer for good dance. She was bouncing from chair to chair and then simply disappeared from sight. I figured I would hang around until she came back to the bar, nope. There was another older white dancer, blond hair, and a tiny bit larger who sat down next to me and was very aggressive about getting a dance from her. The pre dance sales pitch seemed okay so I headed back to the corner for a dance. The first few seconds of the dance indicated that it was going to be a great dance, but soon fizzled out and just became a ass rub on my leg. Seeing that there was no fun to be had here, just got up and left.[/QUOTE]I went on Sunday the 26, got a couple dance w sweet and sexy tina. I noticed a bad recent scar on her forehead (big and fresh) I wanted to ask her but didn't want to get into her business. I hope it's not an abusive bc, she is a sweetie and gives great dances. Haven't ask her for takeout but I may try next time I know dawn does extras but I didn't see her their and didn't ask, hey guys theirs a 4'5" thick Hispanic stripper if that's your thing, first time seeing her.

[QUOTE=Mrportage1980;2971253]I went on Sunday the 26, got a couple dance w sweet and sexy tina. I noticed a bad recent scar on her forehead (big and fresh) I wanted to ask her but didn't want to get into her business. I hope it's not an abusive bc, she is a sweetie and gives great dances. Haven't ask her for takeout but I may try next time I know dawn does extras but I didn't see her their and didn't ask, hey guys theirs a 4'5" thick Hispanic stripper if that's your thing, first time seeing her.[/QUOTE]Tina is probably the only reason I stop in this place lately. Like the other bars in the area, the quality and quantity of dancers has dropped off the cliff. Have not seen Tina in my last few visits and the girls that were working not only old and big, but just extremely pesty.

It has become the norm to see girls go for a smoke and not come back for almost an hour. Any idea what they are doing? Do they meet guys at the motel across the street during their shift?

[QUOTE=StanCopier;3004605]It has become the norm to see girls go for a smoke and not come back for almost an hour. Any idea what they are doing? Do they meet guys at the motel across the street during their shift?[/QUOTE]I know what you are saying, I have seen a couple at a time disappear for a smoke and then come back way later. Usually I just leave when that happens and go some where else. You would think that the owner would pitch a ***** about this due to the fact people are leaving and not spending money.