Jonson catching the breeze
You should re-write the book man!
It would be wonderful if the girls would give out their real names, but that is when seniority counts. I know most by Cookie and Honey :) Also, knowing a purpose of why she is with you would help "I am giving her a ride to McDonalds".
As for your first point, about a worst case scenario (provided your stories check out first), is that you get charged with lewd act in public -- for that the officer needs to testify that your Johnson was catching some breeze. If you manage to tuck your Johnson in and zip your pants, then they can charge the SW with public indecency, if hooters are still hanging.
I was stopped once on my way to drop her off, and the officer almost arrested her because her nipple was not tucked in all the way.
One thing to remember, officers will try to park at a distance and surprise you on foot. There are always spots where officers are familiar with back alleys, etc. Don't underestimate anything.
Bullsh*t is right, Terra is not going anywhere.
Like many other mongers on this site, I have refused to post reports until Terra Sancta was banished from the forum. Anyone can see that his prescence here alienated and antagonized most members. Reports from legitimate mongers dropped tremendously because of him. This is the plain truth, an actual fact that can be checked by comparing the number of posts from 2005-till now (when TS and his multiple user names came aboard). I have never thought that it was a good idea to support one member, only to lose the trust, respect and support of many others.
Please do not be mislead. It is just a game of smoke and mirrors to him/her.
Terra Sancta is up to no good. Remember the old cereal commercial " Tricks are for kids, you silly rabbit". Beware!
Propilot-over and out.