Wow! Am I stupid? You be the judge
Ok. Today was a disaster! Just got back home and thought I'd bring you all a bit of a smile. I've been wanting to go to an ASP for awhile. Well, today's the day. Right? Couldn't decide between Hawaii on Lansing Rd or the closer Rainbow that I haven't been to in ages. Hummm. I decide to visit Rainbow. I had extra cash in my wallet and wanted only to bring in enough that I wanted to spend and put the remainder in my console. I was greeted by the mamasan (about 60 yrs old) and brought back to a room. Next, a 40ish AP came in (I'd give a 5 by my standards). Just not my type. Taller, slim (I do like slim), body ok, just wasn't pretty enough for me to get in the mood. After a few moments of bs talk, I decided to leave. No action.
Ok. Still looking, I decide to cruise down Division. MISTAKE #2. I veered off on Franklin St. After going around all the construction. While making a turn, a BSW gave me the look and tried to slow me. Ok I said to myself, she looks decent enough (maybe a 6 and nice body type). I pull around the corner where she walked to me. I let her inside after asking her if she's looking for fun (which she said "yes"). Ok, she said her name was Monique, about mid 20's, str8 black shoulder hair with a bit of red color in it. She was nervous about me being a cop and asked the usual "can you prove it". I asked her to prove and she lifted her top for me (not much to look at). She said cops never carry money and asked if I'd send some her way. Now, remember my above story where I put money in my console? Well, when I pulled around the corner for this BSW, I remembered that and took it out and put in my shirt pocket for better safety. Now, being tense about the situation at hand, not thinking clear I guess, when she wanted money (she mention. 1), I reached into my shirt pocket, noticed a few ones and a five and handed it to her and said "here ya go". She checks out the money and puts it away. Ok. We both feeling better about the cop issue. We cruise down the street and she tells me to drop her off at a store, she didn't want the action but had a GF for me. I knew this was bs, but didn't want the trouble. I dropped her off and as I'm driving down the street, I realize I gave her a few ones, a five, and a 50 that was in the middle I failed to notice! Ahhhhhhh
Enough rambling on. I didn't get shot, robbed, or any diseases. I just had a nice drive on a sunny day and it cost me about. 58
Please amuse me with some of your stories that went bad. Make me feel like I'm not the only idiot here.