The Rat Trap

Sissy, I took a break but thought I would check rat out. Man your like a 5 year old. First thing first. You're the biggest white knight hippocrit. You white knight your 30 blowjob queen Brandi and review her like 5 times. Now you found out Swags will give you the same discount. Good looking, what are smoking crack. Look, people enjoy swags, she can suck some fucking cock and that's her purpose. But seriously, nice tight ass? Nothing's been tight on her for 2 decades. Look at her last mugshot, honey boo boo comes to mind with mama June. It's hard to manage 3 chins. I mean, who gets arrested for that shit nowadays unless you just psycho out on a cop. My kid got busted with more than 20 g and they didn't even right him up, I was just pleasant. Smart she is not, she can hold her own here, but when the state takes away a privelage to be able to get places and that person disregards that and proceeds to bring definite arrestable items with them when the do so, not very bright. Don't forget how you call the girls on obt some model quality girls, are you snorting the same shit they are. They are addicts with missing teeth. Some are nice girls but that doesn't change. I know, the only thing you can say is STFU let me give you advice as I have others, blah blah blah. I will give you cred, you are starting to post like a normal guy on the other threads. You should do more of that. I get you want cheap service, no issue with that. But some of us, it's time, I dint have time to haggle and find the cheapest around, it's worth it to lots of us to spend 80-100 for a quickie. No hassles, take 10 minutes to set up etc. I can't spend 4 hours trying to find a girl desperate enough to take 40 or 60. Chriganna away on me, I won't be able to respond for a few days so don't get all happy I don't right away.

World.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2479296]Shouldn't this comment be in black, rather than blue?

[blue]Nope, when I comment a post like this when I'm working I always put it in blue so people know I wrote it. If I create a new post and quote depending on who's talking it could be blue or black, but when I add to a post it's always in blue.

Besides, I was working, this job can be boring, me the Admin appreciated the joke. Doesn't mean I'm signing off on everything the brother says.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I found it funny too, but for a different reason. I thought it was funny that AYC5 is so incredibly stupid that he did not know what ctfu means.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2479972]I found it funny too, but for a different reason. I thought it was funny that AYC5 is so incredibly stupid that he did not know what ctfu means.[/QUOTE]What's funny is he references a carrot? However I've been putting my foot up his ass since his self-proclaimed Orlando debut.

[QUOTE=Putzy;2479888]Agree or disagree with his approach to mongering, it was good that he was posting about girls who go BB, for those of us who prefer not to see them. Yes, yes, I know they all do at some point, but some are just much more likely than others. Anyway, he posted a couple days ago about a couple girls in Orlando area. And now all of his posts are gone. Anyone know what's up?

[blue]I got rid of him for the obvious reasons. Just as I'm going to keep getting rid of every alias he has.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Is he still promoting BBFS?

Once again redundancy should be your middle name.

Here is the definition in case you need to know:

Re·don't·dan·cy.

Areə712;theəndənsē.

Noun.

The state of being not or no longer needed or useful.

The use of words or data that could be omitted without loss of meaning or function; repetition or superfluity of information.

It takes 30 seconds to blast your ass on here. Unlike you my green light isn't on all day because I have 2 jobs and a life. My mastersw degree from one of the best schools in Orlando is doing me quite well. You have never seen me to know if I am ugly. I am quite beautiful and my list of men outside of the hobby would blow your mind, but I don't kiss and tell. Some of us have a life outside the hobby and forever do not our faces linked to ineternet hobbying. I can think of 3 other females on here, Michele, Dahlia, and jenna Jewel that are beautiful stunning women but choose not to have their faces in pics. To each their own. And I know your game you want to bait me into posting a face pic. Not going to happen chump. You seem to feel like I have and others have something to prove to you.

You must be hitting that pipe too cause you have never seen a 50 $ ad on BP from me. As a matter of fact we all know I don't EVER post RATES in my BP ad. So try again asshole.

You don't scare anyone, you don't intimidate anyone. You are good for a laugh and an example of how we as HUMANS should not act.

Have a nice weekend Sissy Chrissy. Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2479231]If I were you I would just quit NOW! Place me on IGNORE and you never have to read another post of mine OR you cannot NOT put me on ignore and you will see me BLAST you everyday for the rest of this month!!

Another SP with a business PLAN!! Hows that going? I find it strange that you have TIME to come to the Trap and spend time with little ole me!! I would assume with your arm pit school degree that you would be super busy?

I see your pathetic 50 bucks ads on BP all the time, NO face showing of course. Why is that? Is it because you're UGLY? ANSWER ME paige! LOSER![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2480214]Once again redundancy should be your middle name.

Here is the definition in case you need to know:

Redon'tdancy.

Areə712;theəndənsē.

Noun.

The state of being not or no longer needed or useful.

The use of words or data that could be omitted without loss of meaning or function; repetition or superfluity of information.

It takes 30 seconds to blast your ass on here. Unlike you my green light isn't on all day because I have 2 jobs and a life. My mastersw degree from one of the best schools in Orlando is doing me quite well. You have never seen me to know if I am ugly. I am quite beautiful and my list of men outside of the hobby would blow your mind, but I don't kiss and tell. Some of us have a life outside the hobby and forever do not our faces linked to ineternet hobbying. I can think of 3 other females on here, Michele, Dahlia, and jenna Jewel that are beautiful stunning women but choose not to have their faces in pics. To each their own. And I know your game you want to bait me into posting a face pic. Not going to happen chump. You seem to feel like I have and others have something to prove to you.

You must be hitting that pipe too cause you have never seen a 50 $ ad on BP from me. As a matter of fact we all know I don't EVER post RATES in my BP ad. So try again asshole.

You don't scare anyone, you don't intimidate anyone. You are good for a laugh and an example of how we as HUMANS should not act.

Have a nice weekend Sissy Chrissy. Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]YOU have TWO important jobs? So how do you find time to be a shitty Sp? If you have a master's who don't you retire from sucking cockroaches? Is your degree an ONLINE degree? LOL. You need to stop posting FAKE review's! Where is your heavy screening? You have new guys with ONE or TWO posts reviewing you all the time you IDIOT!! You must be FRIENDS with that piece of garbage PORKY! Aka just jenna! Stop trading free services for review and stop using 5 year old pics!

Smh.

Tell your friends PORKY and pimp bishop Chris said to eat a dick you asshole!!

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2480010]What's funny is he references a carrot? However I've been putting my foot up his ass since his self-proclaimed Orlando debut.[/QUOTE]WTF? LOL. I thought you put me on IGNORE? You swore to the board that your FAT PORKY ass was putting me on IGNORE! So I guess this makes you a liar!! No one misses you PORKY. Go eat something!! And stop trying to be my friend via PM!

PLEASE tell your friend's StankStuff and pimp bishop that Chris says to eat a dick!

There once was a bus.

Where are all those NEW pictures you were going to post in your ad on be / P, hmmm.

And now I have to tell you the difference between a PIN and a PEN. You have referred to Jenna's pin, several times.

A pin is sharp pointy thing that you prick yourself with. Pricking yourself is never fun!

A pen is where you go to find out if a "Pigs Prick is pork" clear on that now?

VerySucculent.

I dreamed I took another ride up to Daytona Beach to visit this beautiful and VERY sexy woman. I must say in all honestly that I left this dream absolutely speechless that such a woman could make me feel as good as Savanna made me feel. I arrived at her very comfortable beautiful bungalow near the beach and was greeted at the door by a freshly showered beautiful young woman. I simply could NOT keep my hands off this woman! From the moment I stepped thru the door and I hugged and kissed her I could not keep my hands off of her. We had a wonderful conversation before and after our dream, our chemistry together is simply AMAZING. Her skin is so soft and her ASS is so round and absolutely PERFECT and sorry but yet again I will not go into details of this beautiful dream. My admiration and respect for this beautiful woman grows more and more everyday and being able to spend time with her in person is truly a MAGICAL experience for me. I have had a lot of PUSSY in my days, A LOT! But there is something different and AMAZING about this woman. I wish I could keep her and her voluptuous body all to myself. I will most definitely be repeating many many many beautiful dreams with this beautiful young woman.

Thank you Savanna.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2479673]To join anger management classes. You seem like a very angry, hostile old man and the funny thing is you don't phase either one of us. You should really consider it!

Swag out.[/QUOTE]Gary is angry because he is a GAY MIDGET!! He seems obsessed with these weird photos. I hope he seeks and gets some professional help as he indeed does have severe anger issues.

He is a pathetic OLD LOSER!!

[QUOTE=Redsox2005;2479467]I see a bunch of under 10 posts dudes reviewing. For me if someone doesn't have at least 50 posts, I'm not taking that chance. 75 posts, I'll check out your other reviews and go from there. More than 75, and I've seen a few recent reviews, then I'm good to go for it. So what's up with these providers with less than 10 posts charging crazy fees? $250 hr, and your a no body, no thank you.

Sox man out.[/QUOTE]You are absolutely CORRECT in your post! New and OLD providers charging ridiculous fees! 250 hr or maybe even 300 hr?? This is absolutely a disgrace! Only here in Orlando have I experienced this problem. The MAIN problem is that this stupid fucking idiot loser so called MONGERS are fucking paying these ridiculous fees! Thats the problem! Fucking dumb idiot tourists show up here every fucking day and will pay whatever these shitty providers ask. I noticed a very new SP on this board who is asking for a ridiculous amount for an hour of her time. Why? Because in her mind she is new and young. Really? Well guess what you skunk, A few mongers are complaining she has nasty stretch marks on her stomach! So this new young SP isn't so hot after all YET certain mongers will pay whatever she ask and will not NEGOTIATE!! I personally have reached out and offered MY personal advice to help these foolish mongers and every fucking time my hand is slapped away!!

The idiots here are just un believable! It amazes me how stupid these mongers can be! Now yourself Redsox2005 and my man StrokinJoe and also BackJack seem to be very LOGICAL mongers who will not pay these skunks no where near what they are asking!! I say it AGAIN, utilize the QV specials assholes! Charm her, make her laugh, tell her how beautiful she is, and then fuck her brains out and she will absolutely lose track of time and not care about the 15 minutes time limit and you will get MORE time! I have had QV last as long as 45 minutes! How you ask? I fucking used my Charm and adoring personality you assholes!! 50 bucks people for a QV, Maybe 60 if she is super hot but no MORE!

There was a SP who recently REFUSED to give a monger his 10 bucks change, why? In her words that's not the way it works. One other SP says she is paid to be FAT! A ridiculous comment from this LOSER SP! Another SP with a so called masters degree begs for business everyday and has very questionable reviews by 1 or 2 post new guys. This behavior must stop and must stop immediately!! Mongers have the CASH!!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2480454]I dreamed I took another ride up to Daytona Beach to visit this beautiful and VERY sexy woman. I must say in all honestly that I left this dream absolutely speechless that such a woman could make me feel as good as Savanna made me feel. I arrived at her very comfortable beautiful bungalow near the beach and was greeted at the door by a freshly showered beautiful young woman. I simply could NOT keep my hands off this woman! From the moment I stepped thru the door and I hugged and kissed her I could not keep my hands off of her. We had a wonderful conversation before and after our dream, our chemistry together is simply AMAZING. Her skin is so soft and her ASS is so round and absolutely PERFECT and sorry but yet again I will not go into details of this beautiful dream. My admiration and respect for this beautiful woman grows more and more everyday and being able to spend time with her in person is truly a MAGICAL experience for me. I have had a lot of PUSSY in my days, A LOT! But there is something different and AMAZING about this woman. I wish I could keep her and her voluptuous body all to myself. I will most definitely be repeating many many many beautiful dreams with this beautiful young woman.

Thank you Savanna.[/QUOTE]You left out the part of sharing your paxil and thorzine.
And afterwards we each took our lithium and listened to the grass grow.

Savanna I just noticed that our PORKY piglet friend took some so called NEW photos. In MY opinion she needs to get her money back from whoever took those ugly ass photos. LOL!

BUT look at what the person who took the photos was working with!! Need I say more my darling Savanna.

Oh how I love a nice laugh first thing in the morning.

Thank you PORKY!!