Golden rule of sexy self-photography.
[QUOTE=Jeepster1; 1807101]She posted one of the more unintentionally funny pictures ever in some of her ads: the monthly budget is written on the bathroom mirror. And, those are some funky-looking brown hair extensions laying on the counter.
[url]http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/large/90716984/image.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]Everyone knows that if you want to look hot AND even vaguely professional / clean / not-a-crackhead-ish. CLEAN YOUR DAMN BATHROOM before you start taking pics! LOL.
Having a budget helps a little, I guess, although having it written in dry-erase marker on the mirror might cost more points than the budget added.
She was a fast machine, she kept her bathroom clean
[QUOTE=Lily Whyte; 1810945]Everyone knows that if you want to look hot AND even vaguely professional / clean / not-a-crackhead-ish. CLEAN YOUR DAMN BATHROOM before you start taking pics! LOL.
Having a budget helps a little, I guess, although having it written in dry-erase marker on the mirror might cost more points than the budget added.[/QUOTE]I can vouch for the cleanliness of Lilly Whyte's bathroom. However, her brain is incredibly f#king filthy.
Now how about a little light poetry to describe Lilly's attractions?
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-Jeepster1
Louisville has a review of her
[QUOTE=Jeepster1; 1811098]Bella's ad is posted on Louisville Backpage now.
So, she's very likely a traveling provider. No clues yet regarding picture accuracy, though.
I am always nervous about any lady who advertises that they love to party; many, many more LEO complications could occur once you enter an incall stocked with unknown contraband. At the least you risk a buzzed provider and a poor-quality encounter.
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-Jeepster1[/QUOTE]Apparently she's all looks and lacking on service.