The Prickyard

Not wanting to be part of the problem I get STD tested approximately every six months. My Doctor / Nurse Practitioner appointments need to be made a week or so in advance and his / her office is on the other side of town. Quite time consuming and my free time is very limited. As suggested on a previous posting here I decided to try the Bell Flower Clinic.

The Pros. Only 15 minute drive from my home. It is easy to make a Tuesday or Wednesday appointment by phone. Monday, Thursday & Friday are walk in days. Checked in, filled out the paperwork. Was given a number and waited to be called. The first stop was to confirm my paperwork and pay the $20 fee. Was then sent to the second waiting area. My number was called and was lead to a room and confirmed the paperwork and sample bottle labels matched. Next was off to the restroom to pee in the bottle, after that was the blood test, then the Q Tip to the back of the throat. The blood test and HIV tests are optional. Being a Stoic tough guy, I got the full test. The female technician was skilled with the needle and had a pleasant personality. The entire process took less than an hour, including walking to and from my car. I parked by the river as it is free and I don't mind walking.

Cons. You might? Have to pay for parking. The waiting area had about six people filling out paperwork or waiting for their number to be called. All 20 somethings, two cute girls and four riff raff looking guys. You are given the option of phone, mail, email communications or downloading the MYMCPHDChart app. I used the app. Results take 7 to 10 days. The app had some issue so my results took more than 10 days. I called the MYMCPHDCart Patient Portal listed on the web page, they gave me my results over the phone and sent a ticket to tech support get the app working. Apparently I was supposed to have been sent an invite before downloading the app. My bad.

Overall a positive experience. I will be using this clinic for my six month testing from this point on.

Talos.

[QUOTE=Cumminhero143;7591456]Amidst ongoing raids, wanted to play it safe. Thought angel at south is a safe bet. Met Elma, sweet lady and an absolute pleaser. Had hr session. Decent rub. Lots of teasing and excellent GFE. Took $. 40 as part of donation. Sucked junior deep throat and started on a slow place and eventually picked up. Greek available and pretty flexible with multiple positions. Finally used her HJ skills to release the junk.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kittychaser123;7602438]My thirst for big boobies is still ongoing. In the process I found this lulu from angel spa south. This was a week ago before my trip to Louisville. This small lady is around 4'8 and with a solid DD manmade. First things first, she got a solid Russian skills. I almost came while she was locked junior in the warmth of her huge dynamites. Following a decent massage session, we had a aggressive ducking session for a solid 40 minutes. Apart from the synthetic moans, everything was awesome. Never experienced ball sucking therapy from other providers so sensual that I got here. I believe the OG julie taught her stuff, haha! Finally released my junk in her mouth. Also, there is room for Greek. Happy mongering fellas.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kittychaser123;7584704]A spring spa- love this month's rotation. Ruby and Nekel, both with huge titties and extra meat at the right spot. Ruby I guess D and Nekel c. Visited both of them on separate events.

1. Ruby- this lady got MILF like structure and she got titties so good that you get hard just by thinking about it. Got their at the opening time (that is me). Babe is fresh and all ready. As soon as we went to the other. She got all sett and started attacking me with her deep kisses and reminds me of my young days. Asked what I want, I was really craving for a nuru type massage, she, with her mediocre English, replied sure. Got onto bed undressed and applied oil allover her body and started rubbing my back and kissing me with utmost seduction. Upon flip, she started giving me a solid CBJ. And ball sucking skills are wonderful. Her kitty was wet and all ready to take over junior. Fucked in 3 different positions and finally milked me while I sucked on her tits.

2. Nekel- as mentioned, this masseuse has manmade (or natural) c's. Not as active as ruby, but she got her great dick sucking skills. Ypu feel more PSE than GFE with Nekel. Nekel massaging skills are no where less than a professional therapist. You got to try neck massage near Nekel. Also there is room for Greek with Nekel and her moans sounds little artificial but you will enjoy watching her boobs jiggle.

Total damage - 200 each.

Wish I could have 3 way with them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Badass05;7603154]I see 2 reviews with different names describing about same girl. I'm not sure who's wrong, but I saw this girl Coco as well. Solid dd. And other girl with a physique similar to k-girls, but tits b natural. Had a good tit fuck with coco. Her Russian is good as someone mentioned. Another girl, (mayyyybe Vivi) is off young girl vibes with a great GFE. Saw them both one day apart as I took a short break from mongering. Coco has allowance for Greek.

My to go next time would be Vivi. Short cute young girl in budget.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jeast72;7605236]While I know all too well that many of these women "run" when they find out there isn't enough business in a shop and the best looking ones run the fastest, but that is definitely not enough of a defense against these allegations. Your post history has something that clearly says you're fake. I'm not going to point it out. If you somehow don't already know what it is, I want you to keep on making the mistake even if you create a new account. Nice try, asking about Nikki to try and gain credibility but I knew as soon as I saw it that it was just to try and throw us off. I'm sure you're not Chinese but you're definitely posting for them directly.[/QUOTE]To add more fuel to the fire, I had gone to Angel a few weeks back and met Emma. Nothing memorable there so I don't think I posted. I had tried playing with her starfish and she absolutely refused. While talking afterwards, I mentioned Ivy used to do that and she was straight up hell no to the idea, Greek was definitely off the table. I saw the post and assumed it was for someone different.

Then I visit A spring in Clarksville and draw Nicole. I remember a post about Nekel and figure it must be her. The head game was ok, nothing spectacular, definitely not PSE so I try for Greek and rejected again.

Then I see the posts about Coco. I decide to TOFTT and test the water out for the specific Greek option. Again hell no. At one point she asks me not to go deep because her pussy is sore and I offer to put it in her ass instead. She said not even for $2000.

The exaggerations are unnecessary. Coco is older, looks like late 40's /50's with huge boobs, no ass, and some baby damage on a small belly. She tried to deliver a massage (better than some I've had) but clearly doesn't know what she's doing. She didn't tease but there was ball sucking and her head game was decent. Similar experience with Nicole minus the ball sucking. Emma was the worst of the trio using seran wrap and asking for more money. A little thick in the middle and no ass on her as well. Basically, standard AMP women, some are better than others but nothing is worse than going in with high expectations and walking out with buyers remorse.

There's a reason kitty, the girl from Phoenix, and a few others were so popular, they delivered on the expectations that we have based on honest reviews. If these posters are truly connected with the owners then they need to tell the girls to up their game to match expectations or to promote using accurate experiences.

[QUOTE=Blah0621;7605595]To add more fuel to the fire, I had gone to Angel a few weeks back and met Emma. Nothing memorable there so I don't think I posted. I had tried playing with her starfish and she absolutely refused. While talking afterwards, I mentioned Ivy used to do that and she was straight up hell no to the idea, Greek was definitely off the table. I saw the post and assumed it was for someone different.

Then I visit A spring in Clarksville and draw Nicole. I remember a post about Nekel and figure it must be her. The head game was ok, nothing spectacular, definitely not PSE so I try for Greek and rejected again.

Then I see the posts about Coco. I decide to TOFTT and test the water out for the specific Greek option. Again hell no. At one point she asks me not to go deep because her pussy is sore and I offer to put it in her ass instead. She said not even for $2000.

The exaggerations are unnecessary. Coco is older, looks like late 40's /50's with huge boobs, no ass, and some baby damage on a small belly. She tried to deliver a massage (better than some I've had) but clearly doesn't know what she's doing. She didn't tease but there was ball sucking and her head game was decent. Similar experience with Nicole minus the ball sucking. Emma was the worst of the trio using seran wrap and asking for more money. A little thick in the middle and no ass on her as well. Basically, standard AMP women, some are better than others but nothing is worse than going in with high expectations and walking out with buyers remorse.

There's a reason kitty, the girl from Phoenix, and a few others were so popular, they delivered on the expectations that we have based on honest reviews. If these posters are truly connected with the owners then they need to tell the girls to up their game to match expectations or to promote using accurate experiences.[/QUOTE]Nah mate! I didn't try to mislead noone and I ain't promoting them. It just that angel spa is my favorite. And I regularly visit them. Regarding Greek, now I can't proove it to you, can I?? The room for it relies depends on several f factors.

[QUOTE=Badass05;7606347]Nah mate! I didn't try to mislead noone and I ain't promoting them. It just that angel spa is my favorite. And I regularly visit them. Regarding Greek, now I can't proove it to you, can I?? The room for it relies depends on several f factors.[/QUOTE]After rereading your post, I agree you weren't one of the ones called out for misleading info on the providers. I had noticed a pattern with several posts having similar descriptions on places that were probably run by the same people: Angel and A Spring in Clarksville. The descriptions were the main complaint thing discussed so I thought verifying the new Greek trend in the description would be a good way to tell the promoters from the mongers. After looking at your post history, I apologize for mixing you in with the other guys who seem like they're promoting the spas with slight exaggeration.

To your point, this game is YMMV and they can just as easily lie. So again, my apologies for including you in the mix.

[QUOTE=Badass05;7606347]Nah mate! I didn't try to mislead noone and I ain't promoting them. It just that angel spa is my favorite. And I regularly visit them. Regarding Greek, now I can't proove it to you, can I?? The room for it relies depends on several f factors.[/QUOTE]So you and JMartin posting about the same spa in the Kentucky forums wasn't a little sus? The fact that they all started calling you both out was funny.

[QUOTE=Blah0621;7607245]After rereading your post, I agree you weren't one of the ones called out for misleading info on the providers. I had noticed a pattern with several posts having similar descriptions on places that were probably run by the same people: Angel and A Spring in Clarksville. The descriptions were the main complaint thing discussed so I thought verifying the new Greek trend in the description would be a good way to tell the promoters from the mongers. After looking at your post history, I apologize for mixing you in with the other guys who seem like they're promoting the spas with slight exaggeration.

To your point, this game is YMMV and they can just as easily lie. So again, my apologies for including you in the mix.[/QUOTE]#17751 on the Louisville MP thread.

[QUOTE=Cocknee;7607400]So you and JMartin posting about the same spa in the Kentucky forums wasn't a little sus? The fact that they all started calling you both out was funny.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Badass05;7488008]Was in town recently and it was my payday, so thought why not? Went to spring spa in Clarksville. Saw some vehicle and came back after 30 minutes. There were two ladies, Jenny and Julie. Opted for Julie this time. She got D's and was around 5'4. She looks mid 30's. MILF like figure. After getting to the room, she took the standard house fee and started with gentle massage. Asked whether I need oil to which I said hell yeah b2 b oil. She understood the assignment quickly. She removed her t-shirt to show her big tanks and started giving my back tit massage. While in the process, we had smooches, this was pretty hot. In between was rubbing my Crack and slightly teases junior. On the flip, she put her menu and took the money for FS.

She left me in the room for 5 minutes, started with the BBJ while I was standing. She was staring directly into my soul. She knows what she was doing. Made me sleep on bed and started riding CG and then switched to mish. It was not tight but enjoyed watching jugs juggling while banging. She helped me getting bust doing HJ. Concluded the process with a nice LFK.

Would I visit again? Hell yeahh. Would I see other girl, Jenny? Yesss, she seems attractive and enthusiastic. Heard Julie is leaving to other town in Feb. Make sure to visit by then fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]



In his defense, the other guys almost posted exclusively about A Spring and Angel. He casts a wider net. Plus when I'm down that way I also prefer A Spring to the others so posting about a popular place with good service shouldn't be a surprise. That's the reason I apologized to him below.

[QUOTE=Cocknee;7607406]#17751 on the Louisville MP thread.[/QUOTE]Cool down Mr. Sherlock Holmes. I travel between Louisville, Evansville and indy regularly for work.

[QUOTE=Badass05;7608862]Cool down Mr. Sherlock Holmes. I travel between Louisville, Evansville and indy regularly for work.[/QUOTE]Apologies my dear Watson. I got ahead of myself.

[QUOTE=Cocknee;7607400]So you and JMartin posting about the same spa in the Kentucky forums wasn't a little sus? The fact that they all started calling you both out was funny.[/QUOTE]Somebody needs to go touch some grass LOL. I travel for work, post police. Go play a video game, read a book, he'll go find an actual girlfriend LOL.

[QUOTE=JMartin36;7609252]Somebody needs to go touch some grass LOL. I travel for work, post police. Go play a video game, read a book, he'll go find an actual girlfriend LOL.[/QUOTE]Post police. Nice!

Give us some intel on places that are being watched lmao.