Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Stnick62;3384473]Drove by the place at about 4 pm today and the sign was not on. Anyone know anything?[/QUOTE]I stopped by a bit past 8 and the sign was off. No cars in the lot.

So I went around the corner to Phoenix. Average looking lady let me in and led me to the room. She came back in wearing leggings. I'm an ass man, so I much prefer the skirts. She gave me an actually really good massage. She found some knots and actually worked on them some.

Then she started the tease. THE best tease I've ever had at an AMP ever. Wow. Then I flipped over, and she started to work. It was slow and really nice. She released the twins for me and they were amazing. She has huge nipples. If there is one thing I like better than a nice ass, it's bug nipples. All in all, the best AMP I've had in quite a while.

Cleaned me up after, and even dressed me. Nice girl. She goes by Kelly. I'll be back there soon. Didn't ask if there was more on the menu, but I can't wait to find out.

Been lurking on the boards for a couple of months. Tried to spot with very different experiences.

1. Fitness. Have been there twice once with a HE and once I turned it down. Only have had the same provider both times. She is older maybe in here 50's, she is a very good masseuse, uses hot stones which are nice, and really works on your kinks. However the HE leaves a little to be desired. She doesn't tease much, and while her skills are good they are not good enough for me to want to repeat. I will still go for the massage if I don't find a better masseuse that can provide a better over all package.

2. North Shady A. Someone posted about the bug breasted provider her a month or so ago. I drew her. Nice body, so-so face maybe a 5/10. She gave a very uninspired massage and the turn was even worse. I ill not be going back.

I am looking for my next spot to try out. I debating on OZ as I live in the NE area and believe the yellow brick road is close to me. So may go try to find Dorthy's slippers and go fishing in the town while I am there. (please let me know if I am way off on location).

Or I am thinking about making a trip to 21st Jump Street, but ultimately I am looking for recommendations. I am trying to find a spot that can offer a good massage where the provider is either topless or nude while giving me a massage, can I find what I am looking for at either of the two listed above, or can anyone make a recommendation?

[QUOTE=Indy1K;3384356]I landed there yesterday. Was greeted by a pretty munchkin named ViVi or so she said. Paid the std rate for 1 hr and I had the best massage I have had in a long long time. She was sweet about an 8/10 with big hair, pretty face good personality. Her english was good and we talked and laughed. Likes to hug and kiss. OTC and UTC ok too. On the flip, nice trip off to Kansas! Std tip for the trip. Will return real soon.[/QUOTE]Hey I'm coming up to your fine city this weekend and was wondering if I could get the location of the oz?? Our AMPs in Cincinnati are not good and I begun to venture out, was thinking of trying out Louisiville too, but if you can help a monger out I would help out anybody that's coming to Cincy, there's a hot girl that does rubs in Kenwood if any body is down, she is a super hot chick but price is up there, I mean she's like a super model, I got pics, but I need a a good run with he that zi can frequent go to with out breaking the bank, thanks for anyone's help.

Made it in this time & was actually the 1st customer of the day around 9:45 yesterday.

Mixed experience & not sure if I'll return.

The place had a strong smell of cigarette smoke but otherwise an ok setup.

Drew Bibi, slightly older but firm body. I'd say 5/10.

Massage was ok, a little too hard at times. Paper towels to wipe off the oil on the back before the flip.

Actual front massage with a Little teasing but let the pair loose & then bottoms down after negotiating a tip allowed some FIV after hand sanitizer.

Asked about FS out of curiosity but she declined.

Session ended pleasantly & finally got the hot towel cleanup after a decent handshake.

Std hh rate, . 6 tip.

[QUOTE=DFB33;3385075]Been lurking on the boards for a couple of months. Tried to spot with very different experiences.

1. Fitness. Have been there twice once with a HE and once I turned it down. Only have had the same provider both times. She is older maybe in here 50's, she is a very good masseuse, uses hot stones which are nice, and really works on your kinks. However the HE leaves a little to be desired. She doesn't tease much, and while her skills are good they are not good enough for me to want to repeat. I will still go for the massage if I don't find a better masseuse that can provide a better over all package.

2. North Shady A. Someone posted about the bug breasted provider her a month or so ago. I drew her. Nice body, so-so face maybe a 5/10. She gave a very uninspired massage and the turn was even worse. I ill not be going back.

I am looking for my next spot to try out. I debating on OZ as I live in the NE area and believe the yellow brick road is close to me. So may go try to find Dorthy's slippers and go fishing in the town while I am there. (please let me know if I am way off on location).

Or I am thinking about making a trip to 21st Jump Street, but ultimately I am looking for recommendations. I am trying to find a spot that can offer a good massage where the provider is either topless or nude while giving me a massage, can I find what I am looking for at either of the two listed above, or can anyone make a recommendation?[/QUOTE]My experience with Oz is that they are standard HE with some roaming. I have not seen the nude / topless activities there. Attempts have been made!

Happy Hunting.

Geezer.

In the past month I have been to:

The Mountains; The lady who is what I would call the boss is from Fall Creek on 56th, 40's good looking and petite. I have had great massages 8/10 from her every visit. Handshake 6/10 but overall best combination I have found. .6 for the hour and .5 for the tip. My old reliable place.

21st Street and Franklin Rd; After seeing such "Fantastic" reviews I paid a visit last week. Co Co was her name, mid 30's average build tough hands. Massage was 4/10 at best and on the flip she massages (if you could call it that) my face then said all finished. I questioned for options and her reply was "not here buddy"! .6 for the hour and .2 for the tip. No roaming was allowed. This was my 1st turn down of the year from at least 10 different places. Will not be back!

Post and 12th; Got there just before the open light came on, didn't care for the barber shop just a few feet apart but went in anyway. Dena was the name she gave, short probably 4'8' or so. Large tit's for an Asian and she put my hand on them OTC whenever I tried to go under. Great massage 8/10 and 5/10 on the handshake. .6 for the hour and. 4 on the tip. The linens and towels were fresh being I was the first in but she put it all back on while I was dressing. May try again but it will be at opening for sure!

BB's; Older lady, average to chunky build, 6/10 massage 4/10 handshake. 6 for the hour and. 4 on the tip. Not sure on a return visit.

On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

Quote: "On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

I totally agree. When you've been doing this hobby as long as me the code crap is starting to get irritating. AMP's come and go. The "Old Relax" is now the new relax with a different name and it is not in Australia. I've made my friends too but the urge is always to try something new. The code stuff reminds me of the old computer games like "Leisure suit Larry" where you solve all the clues and finally get to see him fucking. Maybe we should have "an escape room" to get laid.

Numenor.

[QUOTE=PrinceNumenor;3385888]Quote: "On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

I totally agree. When you've been doing this hobby as long as me the code crap is starting to get irritating. AMP's come and go. The "Old Relax" is now the new relax with a different name and it is not in Australia. I've made my friends too but the urge is always to try something new. The code stuff reminds me of the old computer games like "Leisure suit Larry" where you solve all the clues and finally get to see him fucking. Maybe we should have "an escape room" to get laid.

Numenor.[/QUOTE]Yep, bored to death. I sometime purposely go to a place that I know has no action just to have the "what if" scenario playing in my head the whole time. I still enjoy the massage either way.

I am happy to say that I experienced something that I had always dreamed about. I had a two Asian girl experience. Yippee! Phoenix was the place and while the ladies involved were not the best of estimates, I enjoyed every minute of it, 30 minutes spent in bliss, ladies very friendly, and willing to do what I wanted, but due to my age was not extreme. The ladies at Phoenix know me, take care of me, and are very nice, I just wish there were more young, beautiful, Asians.

[QUOTE=PrinceNumenor;3385888]Quote: "On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

I totally agree. When you've been doing this hobby as long as me the code crap is starting to get irritating. AMP's come and go. The "Old Relax" is now the new relax with a different name and it is not in Australia. I've made my friends too but the urge is always to try something new. The code stuff reminds me of the old computer games like "Leisure suit Larry" where you solve all the clues and finally get to see him fucking. Maybe we should have "an escape room" to get laid.

Numenor.[/QUOTE]Have you ever been to a swingers club that allows single men to enter? They usually limit single men to 1 or 2 nights a week, usually slow nights.

Here's the scene: Maybe 5 or 6 couples and 20 to 30 single men. As soon as a couple goes back to the playrooms, nearly every single man gets up and follows them. They crowd around, inching steadily closer. Within minutes at least a dozen guys are trying to get a hand on the woman. In most cases the couple quickly leaves the club, never to return.

If I post a review that ABC Massage has a hot, young chick who gives FS, with enthusiasm, all in for $$. Within 2 days the parking lot will be full of all the lurkers who want a sure thing. If you do get inside, you're interrupted every 5 minutes by someone ringing the bell.

Two weeks later, the tenants in the strip center have had enough of the mongers taking their parking spots and they call the cops. Not long after it's an empty storefront and a blurb in the Star.

The codes aren't to fool LE. The codes are to keep the lazy, clueless noobs from swarming the place and causing it to draw too much attention.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3386143]Have you ever been to a swingers club that allows single men to enter? They usually limit single men to 1 or 2 nights a week, usually slow nights.

Here's the scene: Maybe 5 or 6 couples and 20 to 30 single men. As soon as a couple goes back to the playrooms, nearly every single man gets up and follows them. They crowd around, inching steadily closer. Within minutes at least a dozen guys are trying to get a hand on the woman. In most cases the couple quickly leaves the club, never to return.

If I post a review that ABC Massage has a hot, young chick who gives FS, with enthusiasm, all in for $$. Within 2 days the parking lot will be full of all the lurkers who want a sure thing. If you do get inside, you're interrupted every 5 minutes by someone ringing the bell.

Two weeks later, the tenants in the strip center have had enough of the mongers taking their parking spots and they call the cops. Not long after it's an empty storefront and a blurb in the Star.

The codes aren't to fool LE. The codes are to keep the lazy, clueless noobs from swarming the place and causing it to draw too much attention.[/QUOTE]Great reply, the search certainly slows down the interruptions which we all hate.

First off, I find cracking the codes to be part of the fun.

Secondly, I went to the car rental facility this evening.

The bad. Holy shit my frickin back hurts worse no than it did before I went in. I'm not sure in what massage book it says put entire weight of body on elbows while grinding on the tail bone.

Worse damn massage I ever had. But let's be real, that's secondary to our wants and needs.

Some good. She was a fairly attractive lady. Short shorts, nice legs. Really on the high end of average looks too good.

The bad. She tried to urge self service on the flip. REALLY? I've been roaming all over the front down under OTC and you allowed it? I say, you do it. She say she scared. I take her hand and put it o my little friend. She takes over. Skip the act lady. It was a bad one anyways.

More good. She wasn't shy. She mounted up. I roamed UTC. She had a great technique. Once I popped she couldn't stop. I Damn near had to roll off the table away from her. She just kept milking away and thins were a touch sensitive. But it was fun. She cleaned me up and continued a half lousy massage.

The bad. She did leave the room to wash her hands, and then she came back and went straight to a face and head massage. Not real sure how I feel about that! Hope she washed them hands well, otherwise I got a protein facial as well.

All in all the whole thing was a bit humorous.

Standard rates 6 and 4 applied. Bottle of water and a hug goodbye. Good place to spend an hour.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3386143]Have you ever been to a swingers club that allows single men to enter? They usually limit single men to 1 or 2 nights a week, usually slow nights.

Here's the scene: Maybe 5 or 6 couples and 20 to 30 single men. As soon as a couple goes back to the playrooms, nearly every single man gets up and follows them. They crowd around, inching steadily closer. Within minutes at least a dozen guys are trying to get a hand on the woman. In most cases the couple quickly leaves the club, never to return.

If I post a review that ABC Massage has a hot, young chick who gives FS, with enthusiasm, all in for $$. Within 2 days the parking lot will be full of all the lurkers who want a sure thing. If you do get inside, you're interrupted every 5 minutes by someone ringing the bell.

Two weeks later, the tenants in the strip center have had enough of the mongers taking their parking spots and they call the cops. Not long after it's an empty storefront and a blurb in the Star.

The codes aren't to fool LE. The codes are to keep the lazy, clueless noobs from swarming the place and causing it to draw too much attention.[/QUOTE]Yep I think that is probably the best argument for the codes. I actually even with the codes think that happens. What's the answer? Not post on here at all? Just go through pm's? USAsexguide is designed to give out useful info on the hobby.

Free time this AM going to go blind to a AMP on the sunrise side. I don't know which one yet but I will update after.

Wannahvfunn.

Mountain looks closed down, but it still exists. Downtown still exists because it appears on RubMaps.

I've been reading the past few pages because I was gone for a while. People were asking about these two places, so here you go.

Just curious. Does anyone know what became of the 30 something provider at the Carson location (prior to Carson she was at NiNi and always wore a short black dress)?

WRT to new reports, I've stopped by jump street twice and had Judy both times. Very friendly and allows you to take off her pants with complete roaming available if you are "gentle". Have left very happy both times. Standard rates apply.

Yesterday, I went on a journey back to Oz And visited Dorothy aka Cici. She's cute and friendly but I think her massage skills are non existent based on my experience. She started right in with the sensual touch and never deviated from the light stroking, spending most of her time on the upper fifth of the lower half of body. Which was fine with me. Let me pull her pants down, and gave full access although no fiv. Left happy. No negotiation was necessary and she didn't ask for a tip, so I was voluntarily generous in hopes of getting full service on next visit.

[QUOTE=PrinceNumenor;3385888]Quote: "On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

I totally agree. When you've been doing this hobby as long as me the code crap is starting to get irritating. AMP's come and go. The "Old Relax" is now the new relax with a different name and it is not in Australia. I've made my friends too but the urge is always to try something new. The code stuff reminds me of the old computer games like "Leisure suit Larry" where you solve all the clues and finally get to see him fucking. Maybe we should have "an escape room" to get laid.

Numenor.[/QUOTE]I have resisted saying anything in the past out of fear that A2 will slap me around but since a few of you guys have brought it up I thought I would share my thoughts on the codes.

The codes can be somewhat humorous but that is about the only good thing I can say about them.

The problem with the codes is that some of them don't make any sense. The ones that do make sense are pretty easy to figure out. Some require a bit of history with the board to understand but what really bothers me is when someone wants to come up with a new code and it is just plain crap.

I will offer a couple of examples:

1. "21 Jump Street" = 21st and Franklin Rd. So the 21 part is pretty straightforward as that is obviously 21st street but WTF is "Jump Street" suppose to indicate? Hop, Leap, Skip? What does "Jump Street" have to do with Franklin Road? Stupid clue that can't be solved.

2. "The Tonight Show" = Carson Ave. The dude who first discovered this place wanted to be the one to give it a code and so he comes up with "The Tonight Show" and his clue was: "The previous LOCATION of the tonight show". And so we do the research to figure out where the tonight show use to be located. New York, Chicago, LA? But then we find out that instead of the previous LOCATION, the clue should have been the previous HOST of the tonight show. "LOCATION" vs "HOST" not exactly the same thing so this code was screwed up from the beginning and unsolvable.

All in all just a waste of time trying to figure out what the code is for some of the AMPs. If you guys want to keep using the codes, that's fine with me, just please think about it a little and then think again to make sure what your telling us is relevant to everyone and not just you and your pet cat.

Went to Angel yesterday and spent .5 for 30 minutes. The girl there gave me a hard, comfortable massage on my back, then flipped and gave me such a nice rubdown that I got an uncontrollable large erection. The girl giving me the massage actually started laughing and flirting. She pulled the towel off me, poured oil on my cock, then told me stroke myself as she rubbed my balls and nipples. Despite doing the work myself, I blew a really large load. It felt really good. Gave her .5 tip.

Yesterday, I went to the North Shadeland Ave. , AMP location, first time, as I have my other favorites, but was looking for something different, a new challenge. I drew a lady, probably mid 30's, Malaysian, had been there three days and had arrived from New York, Queens. 7-8/10, not cheap looking, dressed in blue medical scrubs, and spoke reasonable, conversational English, and seemed educated. Now, I have been in the monger business some 20 years, so I can read most providers, this one was different, her name was 'Joyce'. The hour massage was magnificent, her attempt at a non asked for HE was a failure, but she felt badly about it, seriously. Coming from Queens, the mecca of massage parlors, and not being able to finish the job or not allowing utc roaming of any kind, was something I haven't experienced in a long time. She was personable, friendly, and really a nice lady. There was no conflict between us. My query to you fellow mongers who have visited this AMP in the past, is this more of a legit location or should I return for another try, as she hoped I would. A PM would be most appreciated.

[QUOTE=Nimda2;3388238]I have resisted saying anything in the past out of fear that A2 will slap me around but since a few of you guys have brought it up I thought I would share my thoughts on the codes.

The codes can be somewhat humorous but that is about the only good thing I can say about them.

The problem with the codes is that some of them don't make any sense. The ones that do make sense are pretty easy to figure out. Some require a bit of history with the board to understand but what really bothers me is when someone wants to come up with a new code and it is just plain crap.

I will offer a couple of examples:

1. "21 Jump Street" = 21st and Franklin Rd. So the 21 part is pretty straightforward as that is obviously 21st street but WTF is "Jump Street" suppose to indicate? Hop, Leap, Skip? What does "Jump Street" have to do with Franklin Road? Stupid clue that can't be solved.

2. "The Tonight Show" = Carson Ave. The dude who first discovered this place wanted to be the one to give it a code and so he comes up with "The Tonight Show" and his clue was: "The previous LOCATION of the tonight show". And so we do the research to figure out where the tonight show use to be located. New York, Chicago, LA? But then we find out that instead of the previous LOCATION, the clue should have been the previous HOST of the tonight show. "LOCATION" vs "HOST" not exactly the same thing so this code was screwed up from the beginning and unsolvable.

All in all just a waste of time trying to figure out what the code is for some of the AMPs. If you guys want to keep using the codes, that's fine with me, just please think about it a little and then think again to make sure what your telling us is relevant to everyone and not just you and your pet cat.[/QUOTE]I am pretty good about deciphering codes, but just tell me where 'Oz' is.

[QUOTE=RunForGold;3388793]I am pretty good about deciphering codes, but just tell me where 'Oz' is.[/QUOTE]This has been stated multiple times. Think RUBY slippers. FCS, all it takes beyond that is a simple google search or a knowledge of local spa names.

I personally thought jump street was obvious, as in "21 Jump Street" a fox network drama from the 80's. Most of the code names are pretty weak and generally easy to figure out, if you're from around here and been in the hobby for awhile. Otherwise they probably do serve to keep the dilettantes at bay. . I do find myself using them (ref my previous post).

[QUOTE=RunForGold;3388787]Yesterday, I went to the North Shadeland Ave, AMP location, first time, as I have my other favorites, but was looking for something different, a new challenge. I drew a lady, probably mid 30's, Malaysian, had been there three days and had arrived from New York, Queens. 7-8/10, not cheap looking, dressed in blue medical scrubs, and spoke reasonable, conversational English, and seemed educated. Now, I have been in the monger business some 20 years, so I can read most providers, this one was different, her name was 'Joyce'. The hour massage was magnificent, her attempt at a non asked for HE was a failure, but she felt badly about it, seriously. Coming from Queens, the mecca of massage parlors, and not being able to finish the job or not allowing utc roaming of any kind, was something I haven't experienced in a long time. She was personable, friendly, and really a nice lady. There was no conflict between us. My query to you fellow mongers who have visited this AMP in the past, is this more of a legit location or should I return for another try, as she hoped I would. A PM would be most appreciated.[/QUOTE]I've been to north shadeland 3 times, and never failed to leave "happy", so it's certainly no Massage Envy if that's your definition of legit. On the other hand, I've never been able to go beyond sliding my hand down the therapists pants to grab her bare ass while she's finishing the job. No other UTC roaming allowed, at least for me. BTW, my provider was the silver haired girl each time. I seem to recall that others may have received a higher level of service from others there.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;3388841]This has been stated multiple times. Think RUBY slippers. FCS, all it takes beyond that is a simple google search[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.wellness.com/dir/1219842/massage-therapist/ct/milford/ruby-slippers-day-spa[/URL]

I hope CiCi is still working there by the time I get to Connecticut.

[QUOTE=Scup1958;3389775][URL]http://www.wellness.com/dir/1219842/massage-therapist/ct/milford/ruby-slippers-day-spa[/URL]

I hope CiCi is still working there by the time I get to Connecticut.[/QUOTE]When you finally arrive, you will be ready to Relax.

Hello fellow mongers I took a trip up north to day too see the ruby slippers. And hear to say it was amazing meet the big chested girl I took the 30 min. Massage was great on the flip she knew what I wanted, very slow and nice and yes if you play your cards right those puppies do come out total damage 80.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;3389198]I've been to north shadeland 3 times, and never failed to leave "happy", so it's certainly no Massage Envy if that's your definition of legit. On the other hand, I've never been able to go beyond sliding my hand down the therapists pants to grab her bare ass while she's finishing the job. No other UTC roaming allowed, at least for me. BTW, my provider was the silver haired girl each time. I seem to recall that others may have received a higher level of service from others there.[/QUOTE]Everything happen to align and I found myself at north shadeland yesterday afternoon. Figured I might have the place to myself since a lot of you all were forced to behave on Mother's Day, and I was right. Did the 60 minutes and had the place to myself the entire time. The silver haired girl took my house fee and she sent in someone else to work me over. Excellent massage from a girl that said she was new, not a looker by any means but passable English skills and pleasant enough. Excellent massage followed by standard finish, . 6 + . 4, clean up was extra thorough and meticulous.

I followed the yellow brick road all the way from South Bend today on a business trip to find the ruby slippers. I opted for the one hour session the girl was a 7/10 the English was pretty good. The massage was very good, on the flip straight to business. I was able to openly examine the perfectly shaped trophies. Then I stopped and thought why not try for a 4 hand. Usually in South Bend I have a spot that allows me to do that midway through the session. To my surprise she obliged and requested the tip for two up front. Let's just say it was one of my better experiences I was able to get all the trophies out to thoroughly examine them and to my surprise they both did some examining themselves this is usually unheard of where I'm from let alone getting them out to check out. I will definitely repeat the next time I'm in this area!!

[QUOTE=Jeff0708;3391337]I followed the yellow brick road all the way from South Bend today on a business trip to find the ruby slippers. I opted for the one hour session the girl was a 7/10 the English was pretty good. The massage was very good, on the flip straight to business. I was able to openly examine the perfectly shaped trophies. Then I stopped and thought why not try for a 4 hand. Usually in South Bend I have a spot that allows me to do that midway through the session. To my surprise she obliged and requested the tip for two up front. Let's just say it was one of my better experiences I was able to get all the trophies out to thoroughly examine them and to my surprise they both did some examining themselves this is usually unheard of where I'm from let alone getting them out to check out. I will definitely repeat the next time I'm in this area!![/QUOTE]H or O exam?

Was going to do some FISHing but ended up LANDING in Oz. I did not see the RUBY slippers, But I did see something else ruby red that were as big as pacifiers. Nice clean quiet place. Althought the Sound of Silence is still stuck in my head. Everything was massaged thouroghly. My new favorite. Sorry, but I won't even give a hint of the girls name somewhere in this report.

Birthday bonus? Anyone ever gotten Ruby to take her slippers off completely? Usually the door is cracked. And pants make taking them off difficult.

In the interests of posting useful information, I submit the following. Enjoy your decrypting.

If you go off to see the wizard, you'll likely be disappointed if you are looking for Dorothy, but you'll land happpily back in Kansas in the end. UTC roaming a definite, more a possibility. $100- $150 total damage.

If watching the morning sun come up is your thing, you can also get a full moon and all that implies, if you are lucky and pick the right provider. An expensive option but worth it. $150+.

If you venture to Castleton you can have a Dandy time, although for most, just short of being as happy as it's POSSIBLE To be. If you are nice to her this petite provider will give you almost everything you want, and if you REALLY nice you can remove the almost. $120+.

Should you be lucky enough to Partake in a little Thai MOON shine, you won't be disappointed in the taste or the texture. Total satisfaction is possible but only for a lucky few. A little expensive but you won't regret the outlay. $150+.

You can enjoy the little flowers on east 71st, but your pleasure will not extend past a typical AMP ending. $100 total damage.

If you visit the Scrubs you will receive a very professional service with a standard ending to the visit. $100 total damage.

Relaxing under the Unlucky Shade tree will probably result in a turn of good luck but you won't hit the jackpot. $100 total damage.

Should decide to play Black Jack, you might not hit 21 on your first visit, but the dealer will certainly show you her cards. Hitting 21 here is possible I think, if you are willing to a Ben plus half again.

Full service at H. Enough said. $120-150 total damage.

At the muffler shop you can get your pipes inspected up close and personal; the mechanic will let you give a close inspection of her toolbox. $100-150 total damage.

If you go NIghtNIght on 71st, you won't get much sleep but you will get to watch a full moon and taste the provider. Full service provably available. $120-$150 total damage.

All reports based on 1 hour and standard price of $60. Total is inclusive of massage.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;3389198]I've been to north shadeland 3 times, and never failed to leave "happy", so it's certainly no Massage Envy if that's your definition of legit. On the other hand, I've never been able to go beyond sliding my hand down the therapists pants to grab her bare ass while she's finishing the job. No other UTC roaming allowed, at least for me. BTW, my provider was the silver haired girl each time. I seem to recall that others may have received a higher level of service from others there.[/QUOTE]I've been here a couple of times and most girls have the same rules. No going in pants or under. Last one I was able to feel some Asian apples but nothing too crazy.

So after 6 or 7 weeks I finally found a free late afternoon to get out but the place in Franklin was the closest I had tine for. I went even though I struck out the one time I went. I got there and a girls is in the front and says I'll have to wait an hr.

Fuck there's goes my time, only option is Columbus and now I only got 30 mins.

I got the same women as before. She'll let you. Do whatever and seems fun but her technique blows. It's your damn job lady. How am I better at it than you? I'd never go if I wasn't so desperate at this point.

This is why you'll almost never see me TOFTT, I only get 10-12 shots a year at this. Huge bummer when you strike out and have to wait a month.

[QUOTE=Morgan6016;3391832]Was going to do some FISHing but ended up LANDING in Oz. I did not see the RUBY slippers, But I did see something else ruby red that were as big as pacifiers. Nice clean quiet place. Althought the Sound of Silence is still stuck in my head. Everything was massaged thouroghly. My new favorite. Sorry, but I won't even give a hint of the girls name somewhere in this report.[/QUOTE]Maybe if we whistle, or even better sing Sounds of Silence we might get the gal to sing some of it back.

[QUOTE=JamesHunt76;3391879]Birthday bonus? Anyone ever gotten Ruby to take her slippers off completely? Usually the door is cracked. And pants make taking them off difficult.[/QUOTE]Well, no. Not completely. But that's not really necessary, now is it?

I think there is an uncle amongst us. Do some math.

Went and has a girl named koko or coco. Pretty hot. Teased the hell out of me to where I was going crazy. She made me self serve, but the best self serve ever, she teased me all over and let me roam. Kissed. Worth it honestly, and I never say that for self serve.

Is this the same spot where the blonde girl is? If so, what's her name?

Does Ethan Hunt have an Uncle? Quite possibly.

[QUOTE=DuggerJug;3392459]I think there is an uncle amongst us. Do some math.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3392611]Does Ethan Hunt have an Uncle? Quite possibly.[/QUOTE]Always questions, never answers.

[QUOTE=Indiguy;3392319]Maybe if we whistle, or even better sing Sounds of Silence we might get the gal to sing some of it back.[/QUOTE]I tried to whistle, but had something stuck in my teeth.