2+ years of this and still learning dumb stuff
Went to HIS this weekend. Had grand ambitions of private providers or FS CAMPS hours away and in the end settled for the local fast food.
Actually tried to go to Rose first. It was very steamy in there. Assuming the TS was in regular, if not constant, use.
They were fully booked so called to see if HIS was busy and they were not. No other clients there when I arrived. Saw two providers: a beautiful, young, tiny woman and a below-average, middle-aged, rotund woman. Of course, me being me gets the rotund provider. I tried asking for the other one but because I had previously called and made an 'appointment' with the rotund provider (only because she's who picked the phone up) I was stuck with them.
Lesson learned: Call at your own damn risk.
Terrible massage. Boring to the point I agreed to flip early and got half an hour after having paid for an hour (also wouldn't let me go down to a half hour because they wrote an hour in "the book"). Will say the handshake wasn't too bad but I offered less than $ and ended up paying $. I swear the average looking ones charge more. I am such a sucker.
I think I'm done with this place. Third time short-charged the full hour (although two times I basically agreed to it). Some beautiful women work there. I just never seem to get them. Don't be me, fellas.