Eugene: Six stars were shining
I was in town for the day and got one of the best massages I have ever had! Lady in her 40's, middle weight, left more than happy! One downside was a lot of haggling.
Some reviews from a sketchy memory
None of this might be true. However, I semi-recall going out a bit more than usual after getting my second shot, so I've gotten a few massages on a few days the past few weeks. But it all blurs together, I almost never remember the name of the girls (although I think half of them tell me they are Cici), and even the names of the places get jumbled (I was at one place in Vancouver yesterday that had a different name on the door than on the placard out front and it was all about aromatherapy).
So none of this might be true.
(note. I'm happy getting a good massage and a decent flip and out the door for a bill after paying for an hour and tipping. If I can get a hummer out of it, great, especially if they want to make it mutual, but it's not a deal breaker, and neither is FS. Most of the time I get a standard handy, but lordy, some of these girls have upped their hand game I've found).
Let's start with an easy one. There's a new foot massage place right behind DV8. I walked in, there was one woman there that was completely ordinary looking wearing something that was probably tights and a shirt, she took me to a room with a door, she gave a decent massage with zero tease, she flipped me over, took care of business (to my surprise) and out the door I went. Nothing UTC, but she didn't care that I was handsy. She took ok direction, paid 0. 6+ 0. 4, had a nice time, have no reason to think the same won't happen again, and then I went and got a steak from DV-8 and saved a couple hundred bucks on lap dances.
Another easy one. Everyone's been raving about Cornell. So I went early Sunday morning. One girl (Cici. Said she was from Seattle and was her second day here.) working, quiet as a graveyard at 10 am, and I got an hour. The massage was mediocre. After 25 minutes I flipped and she asked, "What do you want?" It was as everyone has said, a full menu, but not particularly cheap. It was a bit creepy, unfortunately. The cot she was obviously sleeping on was in the room (I think she forgot it because when she walked in with me she was mortified and tried to put stuff away), and it had her blankets and pillows and teddy bear. Yeah, her teddy watched us while she did some dictation. I recognize that she may have truly just got in town and was staying in the spa until she could find a place. But I still didn't like the vibe of it all. Cici was nice, did what she offered for the slightly above market value that she offered, but it was rather mechanical. She looked good, there just wasn't much joy in it.
Side note. I don't need a massage girl to scream out fake orgasms while dry humping my leg while giving me a hand job, but you know, it's kinda nice if they at least act like they like what they're doing to you and are excited about it when you cum because. Well, that's their job.
Hot girl, open menu, not terribly priced, but I'll probably not go back.
Last one for now (there's a few more, but it's taking too much time to remember all of this): I went to the Best Foot Spa in Vancouver, by the mall. All three times I've been there, there's only been 1 girl working. Third time I struck out as there was a wait, first two were average massages with flips that led me to believe this girl just likes to fuck. . 6, 1. 0, 1. 4 was her starting pricing for various activities. She did them all well and with enthusiasm to the best of my recollection. She was pretty, probably late 20's, fit, nice tits, wore a two part dress and tights and can drop the tights, pull her tits out and hike the skirt up and be ready in 15 seconds. I don't recall if she asked for payment first (she did), but she fulfilled everything she said she'd do and a little bit more.
Note. She seems to have her fingers in every massage parlor's pie. During the massage part, she was on her phone texting or talking at least half the time. It was weird to hear her on the phone while slowly pulling and rubbing the jewels. I'm pretty sure she was a Cici as well. I'm going to go back when I'm in the mood for more than just a standard HE and have the time and patience to drive to the fucking mall.
Quick ones:
-The newish one on 82nd - 1100 or something? One time. Hot girl, all tease, all buildup, 2. 5 for FS, 1. 2 for HJ. She wouldn't negotiate. Sounds like there's new blood there already, but I can't see that place ever not asking for ridiculous $$.
-Way out on Division, about 185th. A little shack that looks like it might have a cage in the basement. Been twice, same two middle aged women at the front, seemed to be a coin toss on which one got to rub me. Avg massage, avg tease, avg end, no extra action hinted at but I get the feeling they wouldn't mind an extra 1. 0 every now and then. I'll go back if I'm in the mood and lost that far east, because there's better service in closer to the city.
-Went to the barbur and Barber. I think her name was Helen. She was nice enough looking, gave a good massage, and the flip was great. I think she was wearing a suit of armor that was made out of black denim, but she crawled on me and used both hands and arms in a long and enthusiastic HJ. I'll go back in a heartbeat, other than the weird parking situation.
I think I went to the Barber because I was out that way looking to kill an hour or two because of rush hour traffic. I stopped at whatever strip club is on Barber out there (It's got a stupid name) - it used to be such a dump, now they polished it all up, and it sucks. A couple of the girls were kinda hot, but that place just sucks. However, as I was walking in, there was a thick girl standing outside the G-Spot. I thought she was a cardboard cutout, but then she yelled at me. I've been there once before (years ago, probably a different name), so I talked to her. She took me on a tour, showed me the room with the couch and massage table with a porno playing and all the toys, and then said house fee was 1. 2 and tips for what I asked for (which was minimal. Both naked mutual touching, wasn't sure protocol at these joints) started at 1. 0. This girl was rather unattractive, noticeably overweight, but had huge tits that might have been fun to play with for a half hour, but for that? She was mad that I said no and I didn't bother to help her out with the economics of the Portland scene and how far away from reasonable she was.
There's quite a few more. I'll get to them some day. Don't expect answers to PMs (although I don't think I hid anything) in anything resembling timeliness. I don't visit here all that frequently, but I strangely feel like sharing some of the places I've been the last couple of months.