Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[QUOTE=JakeGoodfella;6168805]Sugar barricades the door. I saw her twice in Wheeling and she was a ton of fun both times. I guess my mileage varied from yours though.

Mia (if she is the same one from Wheeling) had these unnaturally long nipples. Older and not much of a looker IMHO.[/QUOTE]Mia has the craziest nipples this man ever seen. She is nice enough but not much fun. No tips to make it better. I don't know why they kicked the freak to the can. Lisle is too far for me even for full menu! Anything popping off any where else?

Has anyone been there recently, just curious about the talent because it vary's so much.

[QUOTE=Sully1234;6184549]Has anyone been there recently, just curious about the talent because it vary's so much.[/QUOTE]Bruh me too I want to know but I did not get a "new girl" message yet. Damn I hope the girl that was there very short time comes back. Her DT skills were the shit bra.

I didn't manage to see New Girl, but I tried and planned to report.

Really don't like the new building, it's very big but there's only one entrance so it's very visible, unlike their old places. Funnels all the traffic through one narrow choke point, LOL.

There were a bunch of people inside who can see me fumbling, in particular one old guy was fixated on watching me fumble around trying to get inside, looking at my phone etc.

Not smooth, not cool. Chose to bail.

If someone else goes, please send me a PM and explain how the g*d at mn modern door system works.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;6186311]I didn't manage to see New Girl, but I tried and planned to report.

Really don't like the new building, it's very big but there's only one entrance so it's very visible, unlike their old places. Funnels all the traffic through one narrow choke point, LOL.

There were a bunch of people inside who can see me fumbling, in particular one old guy was fixated on watching me fumble around trying to get inside, looking at my phone etc.

Not smooth, not cool. Chose to bail.

If someone else goes, please send me a PM and explain how the g*d at mn modern door system works.[/QUOTE]Best bet is make a stop at the nearby gas station and send the "I am here " text and then continue.

I always get the "apt x" as I am pulling in, hit the buzzer and get an immediate answer.

I think when you say you are there, they call the girl, let them know and make sure they are set, and then answer.

Will be in the area soon and would like to visit this place. If somebody could post a link or digits that would be great, or PM please. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Rabble;6186421]Best bet is make a stop at the nearby gas station and send the "I am here " text and then continue.

I always get the "apt x" as I am pulling in, hit the buzzer and get an immediate answer.

I think when you say you are there, they call the girl, let them know and make sure they are set, and then answer.[/QUOTE]Yo is Mia gone then? Who is there now? Any deets?

[QUOTE=JuiceWrld996;6188764]Yo is Mia gone then? Who is there now? Any deets?[/QUOTE]From what I was told on Wed night, Mia is still there. I took a pass since I already saw her twice. Mia is just OK, nothing special.

Anybody try Relax Magic on Washington near Chocolate Sanctuary?

Nope, I was nearby a few weeks ago, had the itch, almost pulled the trigger, until I googled the spa, saw mostly open floor plan, and men and women doing massages. Think its legit but who knows.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6197782]Anybody try Relax Magic on Washington near Chocolate Sanctuary?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=CakeLover13;6198765]Nope, I was nearby a few weeks ago, had the itch, almost pulled the trigger, until I googled the spa, saw mostly open floor plan, and men and women doing massages. Think its legit but who knows.

.[/QUOTE]Well thanks for the observation anyway.

Boy, I wonder what changed around here. I remember reading about (and experiencing about the last week of) Libertyville. That was a regular meca for what you wanted, when you wanted it. Waukegan too. Now it seems BG is the place with the helpful hardware women.

Sho do wish we could turn the clocks back when respectable Christians were ok with a little sinnin on the side. Why these guys flipped on their brethren and sided with their wives I don't know. What's the harm in a little diddling on the side? No one gets hurt, the divorce rate goes down, as does violent crimes. The ladies with no alternative career possibilities enjoy gainful employment-and while off the streets too! Arrggg! Politics.

Hanky for mayor. If you guys could vote anonymously, I bet we could all live in harmony.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6197782]Anybody try Relax Magic on Washington near Chocolate Sanctuary?[/QUOTE]I've been there a whole bunch of times.

Strictly legit as you guessed, but I've had quite good massages there. There's no real private rooms. Curtains only.

Still, there's not much massage left in the area, legit or otherwise. These days due to chronic back pain, I go to legit places at least 2/3 of the time.

Not too many "happy" places I go to that give an actual good massage (occasional exceptions).

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;6200004]I've been there a whole bunch of times.

Strictly legit as you guessed, but I've had quite good massages there. There's no real private rooms. Curtains only.

Still, there's not much massage left in the area, legit or otherwise. These days due to chronic back pain, I go to legit places at least 2/3 of the time.

Not too many "happy" places I go to that give an actual good massage (occasional exceptions).[/QUOTE]There is a place in Grayslake / Hainesville on 120. Your Wellness Spa. Supposed to be a good maggage by an older masseuse.

Ever try?

Also, one down the road on 120. Lake Spa Massage. I tried it once. Legit. Seemed like Mom / Daughter tag team. Daughter handed me off to mom. She gave an awesome massage.

I preffer the tension loosening happy end myself. Nice to find a place that offers both, but as you say, it is hard to find.

You got my vote Hank! But yeah up north used to be the place to be-.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6198930]Well thanks for the observation anyway.

Boy, I wonder what changed around here. I remember reading about (and experiencing about the last week of) Libertyville. That was a regular meca for what you wanted, when you wanted it. Waukegan too. Now it seems BG is the place with the helpful hardware women.

Sho do wish we could turn the clocks back when respectable Christians were ok with a little sinnin on the side. Why these guys flipped on their brethren and sided with their wives I don't know. What's the harm in a little diddling on the side? No one gets hurt, the divorce rate goes down, as does violent crimes. The ladies with no alternative career possibilities enjoy gainful employment-and while off the streets too! Arrggg! Politics.

Hanky for mayor. If you guys could vote anonymously, I bet we could all live in harmony.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6200628]There is a place in Grayslake / Hainesville on 120. Your Wellness Spa. Supposed to be a good maggage by an older masseuse.

Ever try?

Also, one down the road on 120. Lake Spa Massage. I tried it once. Legit. Seemed like Mom / Daughter tag team. Daughter handed me off to mom. She gave an awesome massage.

I preffer the tension loosening happy end myself. Nice to find a place that offers both, but as you say, it is hard to find.[/QUOTE]Yes I've been to Hainsville a bunch of times. Also strictly legit, and very very good massage there. A bit expensive, they went up to $75 an hour. By the way both of these places have been reviewed in here multiple times, if you scroll back a few pages.

I also had a very "legit" experience at Lake Spa the two times I went, and not for lack of trying. There's one more, Apple in Round Lake. L1, and massage was bad. If I remember correctly the lady was really aggressive with her tip demands, practically shakes you down. Rubbed me the wrong way. Rubbed, LOL.