Massage Parlor Reports

Hey all. This isn't a report for anywhere in particular. I'm on a trip in Japan and the place is littered with L1 parlors. The more action-why stuff requires knowing Japanese unfortunately.

Anyway, I have to give some props to learning this hobby in the wasteland that is MN. Getting good L1 to L2 is so tough here, it made landing wins over in Japan easy. 4 visits and 3 successes. 1 of them was a great table shower with 2 pop, my favorite. That's with virtually no words of the language spoken between us. It just goes to show that the language of mongering is all you need.

Consolation prize: Before I left, I visited the little shack that is Guilin again. I espoused the wonders of the backdoor play last time I mentioned the joint, but man this time it was relentless. I think I found my limit for how deep I can comfortably take a finger, and it's not all that deep. Still got a two pop though.

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6455942]Consolation prize: Before I left, I visited the little shack that is Guilin again. I espoused the wonders of the backdoor play last time I mentioned the joint, but man this time it was relentless. I think I found my limit for how deep I can comfortably take a finger, and it's not all that deep. Still got a two pop though.[/QUOTE]She will damage you if you let her LOL! Nothing for looks but outstanding hands.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;6448428]I may be making the short trip to Rochester soon and wondering if anyone may have some good info they are willing to share. The local forum is pretty quiet and mindful of LE. PM may be best.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Roch is a wasteland. MSP have much better options.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6458218]She will damage you if you let her LOL! Nothing for looks but outstanding hands.[/QUOTE]I love a little stretch in the asshole especially after playing with it for an hour, makes my O that much intense. I'd like to try deeper, only with women though.

Anyone ever just decide to tip $10- &30 or just walk out tipping nothing at all if you know you're not going back to place for a long time?

Hard to cough up $40-$60 these days LOL.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6462576]Anyone ever just decide to tip $10- &30 or just walk out tipping nothing at all if you know you're not going back to place for a long time?

Hard to cough up $40-$60 these days LOL.[/QUOTE]I tipped $10 once. I was getting a couple massage with my wife. Half way through my massage a customer came and she left my massage for him. Wife's massage.

Got the full hour. Our next visit I told her you do that again and we will never come back.

Does anyone know where any of the ladies from Beauty Loyalty have landed?

[QUOTE=Go4MN;6464443]Does anyone know where any of the ladies from Beauty Loyalty have landed?[/QUOTE]I have been texting their number and no response. In the past, they responded immediately.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6462576]Anyone ever just decide to tip $10- &30 or just walk out tipping nothing at all if you know you're not going back to place for a long time?

Hard to cough up $40-$60 these days LOL.[/QUOTE]If the HE price isn't negotiated I usually leave the tip money in the room and dip. This works well for me during the summer, I wear clothes and shoes that are light and easy to get on so.

I can leave quickly. If the price is negotiated, I always start with a lowball offer and see where the girl is at, then I try to meet in the middle. I've found that 3/4 ths with go low to just get the extra money. I had probably the best massage / HE at this place in Chicago, and she didn't tell me how much it would cost and I left like $15 bucks.

[QUOTE=Poogs;6466985]If the HE price isn't negotiated I usually leave the tip money in the room and dip. This works well for me during the summer, I wear clothes and shoes that are light and easy to get on so.

I can leave quickly. If the price is negotiated, I always start with a lowball offer and see where the girl is at, then I try to meet in the middle. I've found that 3/4 ths with go low to just get the extra money. I had probably the best massage / HE at this place in Chicago, and she didn't tell me how much it would cost and I left like $15 bucks.[/QUOTE]What we mongers want isn't risk free for the provider. LE in particular is the issue.

So for the services provided, a tip beyond what would be expected from a regular massage place seems reasonable.

Stopped by the one in near the Family Buffet and see it's closed with relocated sign. But no new address. Please post or PM me with any info on where those great ladies may be now.

Checked out Vita day spa in the shore area. I was hoping to get an appointment at WBL location but they said they didn't have anything. Got a call from Sarah saying come now come now we got someone available at Shoreview (red flag).

I go to Shoreview and am greeted by a same faced lady. I opted for a half hour massage but she said table shower and massage.

I got into a small sauna which went up to 127 degrees and was stuck in there for 24 minutes while she serviced a man who was in and out within a 30 min timeframe. I got the table shower which was ok. Kind of gross considering the pad looks like it's been overused and rarely cleaned. Got a short massage after the shower which was decent for what it was. Then she says right here? (Pointing at my Johnson) I said sure with an annoyed face. She starts pouring lots of oil on it and starts stroking.

The whole time she was like "You tip right? Tip right! Which got annoying real fast.

I busted a load upon release and got dressed. She then says you pay cash? I said no, I can get cash from an ATM but I will be using my card. She then said ok give me your I'd while you go (LOL No chance).

I paid for the shower and massage and then she tried telling me what to tip her. I said no I'm going to give you this amount and that's that. I understand how it feels to work for tips but they aren't an entitlement unless a dollar amount it agreed upon beforehand. 2023 everyone.

I will not be returning to this location.

[QUOTE=Philiq;6473258]Checked out Vita day spa in the shore area. I was hoping to get an appointment at WBL location but they said they didn't have anything. Got a call from Sarah saying come now come now we got someone available at Shoreview (red flag).

I go to Shoreview and am greeted by a same faced lady. I opted for a half hour massage but she said table shower and massage.

I got into a small sauna which went up to 127 degrees and was stuck in there for 24 minutes while she serviced a man who was in and out within a 30 min timeframe. I got the table shower which was ok. Kind of gross considering the pad looks like it's been overused and rarely cleaned. Got a short massage after the shower which was decent for what it was. Then she says right here? (Pointing at my Johnson) I said sure with an annoyed face. She starts pouring lots of oil on it and starts stroking.

The whole time she was like "You tip right? Tip right! Which got annoying real fast.

I busted a load upon release and got dressed. She then says you pay cash? I said no, I can get cash from an ATM but I will be using my card. She then said ok give me your I'd while you go (LOL No chance)..[/QUOTE]Imagine what that wash room would look like with the lights turned on high. Shoreview is def the older, less attractive sister location LOL. Afaik, WBL is only legit.

Mamasans have gotten aggressive over low tips nowadays. Even for legit, no HE sessions they still expect a $20 tip. I'm usually too grumpy to fight it too far and float them a $10 to stop hassling me. Doesn't help:

I've been passively in the hobby on and off for about a year but just want to share an unexpected experience I had recently. I found a place a few months ago and wasn't expecting much to start out, but was able to get L1 on my first three visits from a Asian woman probably late 30's. But for my last visit a few days ago she was particularly more bubbly. She let me into the room like usual and proceeded with a normal massage with a decent amount of teasing. I usually just focus on getting the massage but this time she moved my hands and encouraged me to roam. When on my stomach I could feel her tits on my head as she reached to massage my lower back. After the flip and hot towel she then proceeded with L1 while rubbing herself against my arm. She then leaned in and surprisingly made a gesture implying L2, and of course I agreed. She lifted her shirt revealing her decent size breasts which I assume were Cs or d. She told me to be quiet but was being kind of loud herself which I found funny. After the finish she whispered something in my ear, no clue what she said but it sounded hot though haha. Definitely a new experience for me. She's not a supermodel but better than the norm IMO. I have been in the gym lately, but its probably more likely I caught her in a good mood. Pretty sure the place is UTR and I obviously want to keep it that way, might share for other good spots but just don't want it ruined. I have another time scheduled with her soon so well see how it goes for better or worse LOL.

Went to best time Massage in Hudson for the first time in 2 years. Decent massage, but nothing great. She never even got close to my junk for so much as a tease.

Gave her a $20 tip on top of the $80 for an hour, she called me cheap. Can't see myself going back. I can't get a better massage at other places for the same price.

And not get called cheap.

I had a great conversation with who I believe Mass Erection called him a bouncer. He is a pretty good size dude. We both drive pickup trucks.

I was in the area and called the other place which I got an outstanding massage. I've only to once and she was booked out 2. 5 hours. I will be going back to that spot.

Being older sometimes a great massage is exactly what I need. See in future visits if any teasing or L1 happens.