Strip Club Reports

So shady shit happens at strip clubs and sometimes the girls have issues, and it might even be visually apparent. Well I like shady dealings and damaged goods hahaha. So which strip club, in east la preferably, should I go to? Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=DarthRaider666;2335851]Charlie's is still there baby! I live within walking distance of it and I drive past it every day on the way to work.

Wow, that picture you have there, now THAT's a ghetto ass strip club!

A few posts ago, a guy posted about a stripper named Deja. It made me think, ya know, I have met four strippers named Deja in my.

Life and every one of them was a dark chocolate sister that would hustle me into the lapdance booth, unzip me, slap that condom on.

And ride it like the rent was due tomorrow. Ah, the memories![/QUOTE]Hmmm, that's the second time in a row this website has edited my post breaking up my sentences in weird spots. What's up with that?

[QUOTE=Mohowzman;2322674]This is my first post as mohowzman; however, I've posted for years as 'The Barrister' with graphic depictions (usually on I'm) of my experiences to the likes of Darth Raider, Reggae Guy, and others. I went to KH this past weekend to see my ATF, but she had to leave 5-minutes after I had arrived. I've had a business relationship with her for the past nine years. Anything, and I mean anything I want for what I feel is the value. I must say her body of work has been extraordinary over the years. FS, BBCIM, BBCIMS, FIV, and  in (OTC as well.

When she's had to leave abruptly, she's always provided recommendations. This weekend she recommended a stallion who approached and gave menu within 20-secs. Toppington, FIV & FIA, nut on lips. $60 + dances.

Why the name change? It's a long story.[/QUOTE]I use to enjoy reading your posts on another site before it changed and got messed up. Good to see you back.

[QUOTE=BlueCup;2336146]I use to enjoy reading your posts on another site before it changed and got messed up. Good to see you back.[/QUOTE]Good to be back. I've been on hiatus from posting of late, but still a purveyor of big asses! Headed over to KH at half-time of Patriots / Colts game.

I ended up going to odd ball cabaret on sepulveda in the San Fernando Valley. I actually had a great time with a stripper called manuella. Spaniard with bolt on tits but still pretty as fuck. But for the price I probably won't repeat.

[QUOTE=PeaceMillion;2347436]I ended up going to odd ball cabaret on sepulveda in the San Fernando Valley. I actually had a great time with a stripper called manuella. Spaniard with bolt on tits but still pretty as fuck. But for the price I probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Manuella is no doubt the oldest dancer in the SFV and very likely all of the L. A. Metro area. I met her about 17 years and she was a 40 plus year old veteran then but looked good. Haven't seen her since then but knew she was still working and completely amazed that she is still doing it and reportedly is still not hard on the eyes. She had a great personality but kept her mileage/service behind the line which would be unusual for a hardcore veteran who is competing with girls half her age. Odd Ball like most SFV clubs has very limited opportunities for crossing the line.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;2347995]Manuella is no doubt the oldest dancer in the SFV and very likely all of the L. A. Metro area. I met her about 17 years and she was a 40 plus year old veteran then but looked good. Haven't seen her since then but knew she was still working and completely amazed that she is still doing it and reportedly is still not hard on the eyes. She had a great personality but kept her mileage/service behind the line which would be unusual for a hardcore veteran who is competing with girls half her age. Odd Ball like most SFV clubs has very limited opportunities for crossing the line.[/QUOTE]She was 40 years old 17 years ago, which means she 57 now and still dancing. I see why they call it the Odd ball caberet.

[QUOTE=Bucweak;2348128]She was 40 years old 17 years ago, which means she 57 now and still dancing. I see why they call it the Odd ball caberet.[/QUOTE]She could be older than that. I said she was 40 PLUS so at least 40 back then. She is an anomaly at Odd Ball which mainly had younger very attractive dancers back when I was hanging out there with the original "Zbone Sumo Posse" back in the late 90's. Manuella was the oldest chica in the joint back then. Everybody liked her but few wanted to do business with her because she just didn't put out commensurate with her age. I can't say from any recent experience but I think Odd Ball is still a club that's long on eye candy but short on mileage but probably better than it was in the late 90's since almost every stripclub in LA offers more action now than was available in those ancient times.

Well then what places would you recommend? Distance is not a problem as long as it's not in San Diego County.

Visiting from the Midwest. Went to King Henrys, they said they were closing in 5 minutes, so I went to Starz. Good time with a tall, pretty attractive dancer. More mileage than the Midwest, but nothing major.

My real question, I was driving and saw a large sign that said "all nude" and had "$5 cover plus a drink" it was somewhere around s main and florence. Couldn't look to much, was with come business partners, but I want to go back there and can't find it now!

[QUOTE=PeaceMillion;2348598]Well then what places would you recommend? Distance is not a problem as long as it's not in San Diego County.[/QUOTE]There are 3 categories of clubs for me: total eye candy, average clubs with mileage and high mileage clubs (ZBone terminology). BTW, a new site called [URL]bonedin.com[/URL] is struggling to get off the ground with dancer reviews.

In the San Fernando Valley, I have not found a total eye candy club; most are in the average category. My pal in the Valley has found high mileage at Blue Zebra. I had some action at Godfathers on SB with a 50-something white chick with my kind of (skinny) body, but most dancers are tubby Latinas. Some dancers have apparently delivered at Deja Vu VN, but YMMV.

In LA proper, 4 Play is my go-to eye candy store. Bare Elegance can be, too. Most everyplace else is just hit or miss. I've yet to try King Henry 8, but I understand the dancing is topless only, and there's high mileage to be had in the private dances. It's on my list to try next. Jet Strip used to be a good spot, but they are no longer 'the friendliest' and have only a couple really attractive dancers.

Again, try Bonedin for up to date dancer reviews, because you're getting mileage from the dancer, not the club.

Which one is better?

[QUOTE=Mazda05;2361563]Which one is better?[/QUOTE]I used to like Zbone website a lot before they made changes to the site a few years ago, and deleted comments and reviews etc. I don't like Zbone now.

I was chatting with a girl at KH8 after some fun in the lap dance area when I saw two guys come into the area with a flashlight. I'm guessing they are part of the staff there. Were they checking on the dancers and patrons or were they cleaning up back there?

I went *way* out of my way to visit KH8 in December. I used to be a huge Hawaii Theater fan and would make an excuse to visit any time I was anywhere in the vicinity (like anytime I was in LA County). Still miss it dearly. Was told that KH8 was its true replacement. No f'ing way -- not even remotely close. The place was DEAD. This was a week before someone was shot out front, so it wasn't that.

It was just dead with no action, and a max of 2 dancers around. And the dancers themselves were not bad, decent looking and certainly cute and sexy enough to get me going, but zero action. Did two dances with one and it was going no where. She and I parted ways, and she went to the back (dressing room?) where she disappeared for what seemed liked at least two hours. That left *one* other dancer there for 5 patrons. I eventually got a couple dancers with her and they were lame. Low mileage and just lame. So I told her that this was not fun and she was "will I could give you my number" but she didn't and that's not what I wanted.

Was very disappointed. I should have gone to Starz. I had only $20 left, so I left and cruised LBB. Found a few good options, and picked up the cutest little spinner with a rocking bod, nice outfit with a miniskirt no panties. She offered the cooch for a the cop check and I got a little carried away (she had to say "okay, okay" and put it away). I told her I would take her anywhere she want to go, but that I only had $20 and couldn't go to an ATM. She agreed to head and we found a spot and as she starts sucking she asks "you got any condoms?" Nope! So she kept going, and have a cop pull up half a block away, stop, hit their lights, then gun it and blow past us. That almost gave me an f'ing heart-attack! So she ducked low out of sight, and I slowly pulled away with my pants still down. She gets up and finishes me as we're driving down LBB. It wasn't great but it was funny. I just wish I had saved the cash I spent at KH8 to spend on her, as she would have been *awesome* in a hotel room.