Trying to help a buddy of mine
A buddy of mine contacted me last night and has the fear he might be in some trouble. He's trying to find a low key and affordable Doctor that can check him out. I know it's been on a trend so where here before but any help that I can pass to him I would greatly appreciate. Pipe approves this message.
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False Alarm. Tia Not Taken
Reported about a Pig festival over at America's Worst last week (Don't Do It, thread) and insinuated that Tia may have been rounded up by Uncle. Nope, false alarm. BabiLuv finally answered. Of course it was the usual being "fashionably late". Wasn't a long wait; maybe 5 min in the parking lot upon arriving, giving me a chance to read up on some USASG news.
Dream went w / out a hitch: Picked her up, galloped to a romantic spot, went to sleep and dreamt. Plenty of playing of the fake flesh pillows and a deep sloppy finish for her hubby to deal w /. She wore a loose tank top that draped over her man-mades; nice turn-on. Settling in, she undonned, freeing the false puppies. After letting me squeeze, fondle, and suckle on her udders she went straight for the dirty dive on Jr. It was no more than a minute on the mic when she stated needing some tunes; Tia went to fiddle w / the music device in the land cruiser and after a few seconds of tryin to find a decent station, landed on a channel that was playing, "Girls Just want to Have Fun" -see Lauper. Gave me silly smirk and cranked the tunes. "WTF Tia! We both chuckle before she recommenced to knobbin and bobbin w / the music. And that she did. After a few more lengths of slobbin she hopped on reverse cowgirl. I grabbed onto the puppies and off she rode- like a champ into the sunset (or until I busted nut).
Aftermath:
PB: Dammit Tia! I wanted the bronco to last more than just 8 min.
BL: I can't help it if my pussy is that good.
PB & BL: LMAO!!
Total damage: 60 loose lettuce and a pack of squares she shysted. No biggie; considered it a tip.
I want to enlighten you guys of a phone convo (between her and potential Monger) that occurred on our way back to her abode. Whoever this Monger is that called BabiLuv to set up a dream, may I suggest laying out some sort of definitive plan prior to dialing up a provider? I apologize for blaring this out to our audience, but you were just being too redonkulous. This was one of those WTF moments.
BL's cell rings (puts on speaker)/ tells me, "don't say anything"/ answers / convo went as follows (shorten version):
BL: Hello?
Monger: Yo, dis BL?
BL: Yes baby, would you like to see me?
Monger: Fo sho, fo sho. First I want to see what up wit you?
BL: Not much honey, would you like to see me?
Monger: Yeaaah, but wa-wa- was goin on, tho?
BL: Not much baby, I'm available. You want me to come to you?
Monger: Naahh, I can't be havin no hooker at my crib.
BL: Well, do you want to come to me and do an incall?
Monger: Uh, nahh. Cayn't. Ain't got no ride right now no how. Tryin to hollah at ya. See waz up.
BL: *Click.
PB: LMAO!!
BL: Don't laugh. LOL. Stop at the gas station. I need a milkshake.
PB: So you can bring more boys to the yard?
This little episode gave me a little insight of some of the things that these providers deal w /. No, I'm not excusing or shadowing the fact all the BS, drama, shysting thieving shit that these girls pull. Yes, a lot of their shit is brought upon themselves as well. I know Tia is despised by some and know that she has jacked one or two Mongers. I am aware of Tia's history and she HAS shysted one (if not eighty) on me. But like a certain Kat, she's made amends to which later dreams were fairly discounted.
BSHM & Have A Milk Shake.
-PB.
PB, I've heard she looks like a trainwreck
[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2723464]Reported about a Pig festival over at America's Worst last week (Don't Do It, thread) and insinuated that Tia may have been rounded up by Uncle. Nope, false alarm. BabiLuv finally answered. Of course it was the usual being "fashionably late". Wasn't a long wait; maybe 5 min in the parking lot upon arriving, giving me a chance to read up on some USASG news.
Dream went w / out a hitch: Picked her up, galloped to a romantic spot, went to sleep and dreamt. Plenty of playing of the fake flesh pillows and a deep sloppy finish for her hubby to deal w /. She wore a loose tank top that draped over her man-mades; nice turn-on. Settling in, she undonned, freeing the false puppies. After letting me squeeze, fondle, and suckle on her udders she went straight for the dirty dive on Jr. It was no more than a minute on the mic when she stated needing some tunes; Tia went to fiddle w / the music device in the land cruiser and after a few seconds of tryin to find a decent station, landed on a channel that was playing, "Girls Just want to Have Fun" -see Lauper. Gave me silly smirk and cranked the tunes. "WTF Tia! We both chuckle before she recommenced to knobbin and bobbin w / the music. And that she did. After a few more lengths of slobbin she hopped on reverse cowgirl. I grabbed onto the puppies and off she rode- like a champ into the sunset (or until I busted nut).
Aftermath:
PB: Dammit Tia! I wanted the bronco to last more than just 8 min.
BL: I can't help it if my pussy is that good.
PB & BL: LMAO!!
Total damage: 60 loose lettuce and a pack of squares she shysted. No biggie; considered it a tip.
I want to enlighten you guys of a phone convo (between her and potential Monger) that occurred on our way back to her abode. Whoever this Monger is that called BabiLuv to set up a dream, may I suggest laying out some sort of definitive plan prior to dialing up a provider? I apologize for blaring this out to our audience, but you were just being too redonkulous. This was one of those WTF moments.
BL's cell rings (puts on speaker)/ tells me, "don't say anything"/ answers / convo went as follows (shorten version):
BL: Hello?
Monger: Yo, dis BL?
BL: Yes baby, would you like to see me?
Monger: Fo sho, fo sho. First I want to see what up wit you?
BL: Not much honey, would you like to see me?
Monger: Yeaaah, but wa-wa- was goin on, tho?
BL: Not much baby, I'm available. You want me to come to you?
Monger: Naahh, I can't be havin no hooker at my crib.
BL: Well, do you want to come to me and do an incall?
Monger: Uh, nahh. Cayn't. Ain't got no ride right now no how. Tryin to hollah at ya. See waz up.
BL: *Click.
PB: LMAO!!
BL: Don't laugh. LOL. Stop at the gas station. I need a milkshake.
PB: So you can bring more boys to the yard?
This little episode gave me a little insight of some of the things that these providers deal w /. No, I'm not excusing or shadowing the fact all the BS, drama, shysting thieving shit that these girls pull. Yes, a lot of their shit is brought upon themselves as well. I know Tia is despised by some and know that she has jacked one or two Mongers. I am aware of Tia's history and she HAS shysted one (if not eighty) on me. But like a certain Kat, she's made amends to which later dreams were fairly discounted.
BSHM & Have A Milk Shake.
-PB.[/QUOTE]But in your opinion, what does she look like on a scale of 1-10?
I Wouldn't Necessarily Say Train Wreck
[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2723774]But in your opinion, what does she look like on a scale of 1-10?[/QUOTE]More like a derailed train w / obvious damages. I would categorize our Russian SWan as a "trains wreck" that's leaked chemicals & exploded. Tia still need much improvement as far as looks goes before she gets back to her pre-accident days. Still thick in the thighs which throws her body out of petite proportions. And those pin scars, though healed, can be a little distracting. I seem to overcome it though one she's released the fake puppies & she's got Jr engulf in her cock holster. Her face is broken out, most likely from candy 🍬 consumption or lack of proper facial hygiene. She attempts to remedy that by caking on the woman products. Got a good look at her kitty 🐱, tho clean, it DOES have some miles on it. I think some of you more gifted phuckers made pastrami out it. Jeez, take it easy on it, will ya! I would give her maybe a high 6 or a low 7 on the scale. But that's just my opinion. I'll let everyone else be their own judge.
Tia and I have something in common & it required raising our right hand. Though we're both no longer involved in this organization we can reminisce & relate. Guess that's why we can tolerate each others bullshit. LOL. She IS a good suck & phuck once you've overcome her BS obstacles and doesn't jack you.
Anybody who hasn't dreamt of BabiLuv yet, feel free in doing so. But like any other provider or an IED on the side of the road- approach w / caution or egress completely.
BSHM.
-PB.
No, thanks for chiming in
[QUOTE=New2Jax;2723828]Not that you asked me but not that bad, not that good 6. 5.[/QUOTE]I reckon that's not too bad.
Thanks, I've actally seen her years ago
[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2723819]More like a derailed train w / obvious damages. I would categorize our Russian SWan as a "trains wreck" that's leaked chemicals & exploded. Tia still need much improvement as far as looks goes before she gets back to her pre-accident days. Still thick in the thighs which throws her body out of petite proportions. And those pin scars, though healed, can be a little distracting. I seem to overcome it though one she's released the fake puppies & she's got Jr engulf in her cock holster. Her face is broken out, most likely from candy consumption or lack of proper facial hygiene. She attempts to remedy that by caking on the woman products. Got a good look at her kitty , tho clean, it DOES have some miles on it. I think some of you more gifted phuckers made pastrami out it. Jeez, take it easy on it, will ya! I would give her maybe a high 6 or a low 7 on the scale. But that's just my opinion. I'll let everyone else be their own judge.
Tia and I have something in common & it required raising our right hand. Though we're both no longer involved in this organization we can reminisce & relate. Guess that's why we can tolerate each others bullshit. LOL. She IS a good suck & phuck once you've overcome her BS obstacles and doesn't jack you.
Anybody who hasn't dreamt of BabiLuv yet, feel free in doing so. But like any other provider or an IED on the side of the road- approach w / caution or egress completely.
BSHM.
-PB.[/QUOTE]And I believe her cat had some miles on it then. Man, if she looked like some of those old pix y'all would be lining up around the corner! Based on the pix I just posted, which she just sent me, I'd visit her.
I'm not a player, I just crush alot
[QUOTE=CantB1;2726745]I wanted to finish the year off with a threesome. Not hard to do in this hobby with providers offering doubles but I wanted this to be on my terms. I have a couple provider friends I discussed it with. But I wasn't sure if I wanted to do 2 Swans that I have seen several time individually. So last night the opportunity was sprung on me by Bubblez. I have known her for a year or two. She post BP sometimes. She was telling me that she net a young 18 year old girl that's wants to work with her. She never been in the game. Even better is the girl live down the road from me and we were on my way to my house as we spoke.
A few texts and a visit to the girls place and it was game on. The we were on the way to my place. I will call her "Sundae" because she wants me to help her come up with a name as to not use her real name.
Bubblez 30 year old 4'8" wf pawg with a nice rack. Sundae is a 5'5" 18 year old spinner no tats nice A cups. Perfect spinner body and she is so cute. I tell you by looks she can rival any of the popular spinners on BP and she ain't an addict and this was her first trick ever. We all talked at my house to make sure that I was going to get the max out of this situation so that I didn't have any regrets or confusion. She was nervous and so was I. Bubblez was more advanced at things of such.
Starts off Bubblez DATY Sundae as I watch. Oh yes I took a couple of pics as souvenirs. As she was getting he grub on I feed Sundae my NuttyBuddy and this girls was pretty good. And I'm I take my bjs seriously when grading. Moved on to having Sundae go RCG. She said she never did it reverse. So after a few I let her spin around for regular CG. Bubbles is nibbling on me and has he tits in my mouth. Next I did sometime I never did in the hobby. I DATY on Sundae myself. Her body looks so good I didn't want to leave no shouldas for later. Her pussy smelled and tasted like water. I was in savage mode digging in and she was grinding my face. Bubblez was blowing then jump on for a ride as I damn near eat this girl groceries too. Then Bubblez move out the way and let me and Sundae have some space. More positions with her and I was in iron man mode. I wasn't going to pop any time soon. We had some place to be so I went head an called it off so that we made our plans.
Bubbles had taken a shower while we were getting it on. So then Sundae went to take on. And I asked if I could join her. She said yeas and off came my socks. Inside I was just expecting to watch her bathe but she asked if I wanted to play. Hell yes. And she grabbed junior in her hands and turned around. Now I smashing her doggie in the shower after a while and Bubblez taking about time. I decided to jack off to finished and without asking Sundae help. She even offered to was me completely off so we took turns bathing each other. I fucking luv this girl right now. She is barely legal. Brand newbie and the vibe was right.
We all hung out when we went to Bubblez crib. Conversation as I took Sundae home and she keep reminding me that we should hang out since we live so close. And I wasn't the kinda talk like a provider does to get me to see as a regular. She told me not to be scare to call and text her. I know she was a bf but I won't be given no fucks about him.
CB1.
XXXmas came early this year![/QUOTE]Well done my friend! That's always been a dream of mine. Actually two: A threesome with two girls who are into each other, and being with a fresh 18 year old. I fukking hate you man. J\k LOL!
